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I brought my own nightlights just in case the lights are on a motion sensor I'll just plug them in oh dear it's dark behind the recliner do you have a flashlight? |
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i kinda wanna post here but i'm too afraid
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# ? Mar 11, 2024 20:03 |
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Buttchocks posted:Three unopened bags of chips sitting on the coffee table, next to three unopened tubs of salsa and dip |
# ? Mar 11, 2024 21:15 |
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Going on hour four of discussing how cold it's been the last couple weeks No other topic has come up |
# ? Mar 11, 2024 21:30 |
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watho posted:i kinda wanna post here but i'm too afraid I want to make an encouraging post, but what if I get probated for having main character syndrome? |
# ? Mar 12, 2024 00:19 |
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I can't pee or worseif someone is in the stall next to me
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# ? Mar 12, 2024 00:47 |
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sup timid crew who's still hiding and tremblin
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# ? Mar 12, 2024 07:55 |
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WHAT UP COWARD NATION ARE Y'ALL READY TO TREMBLLLLLE?! |
# ? Mar 12, 2024 08:13 |
Areola Grande posted:sup timid crew oh geez i… actually never mind
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# ? Mar 12, 2024 09:42 |
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*furtively sneaking in to check if this thread is dead yet so I can post in peace without worrying what everybody else thinks and whether or not anybody itt is a sniper gunning for me....*
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# ? Mar 14, 2024 09:46 |
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canyoneer posted:just finished a huge sandwich and going to loosen my belt and let my yellow belly hang out a bit - "Homer simpson"
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# ? Mar 14, 2024 20:03 |
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How Wonderful! posted:*furtively sneaking in to check if this thread is dead yet so I can post in peace without worrying what everybody else thinks and whether or not anybody itt is a sniper gunning for me....* *sees u* |
# ? Mar 14, 2024 21:03 |
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I refuse to lounge. What if they get the drop on me |
# ? Mar 15, 2024 23:12 |
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Describe Ur Skidaddle Style me? classic Hannah Barbara clockwise rotating cartoon roadrunner leg
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 07:06 |
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*notices that the new guy has yellow stains on the front of his shirt, indicating that he dyes his belly* *looks at him frequently while carefully avoiding eye contact, mentally willing someone else to notice and do something about it* |
# ? Mar 26, 2024 15:03 |
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Areola Grande posted:Describe Ur Skidaddle Style not to toot my own horn, BUT -- i've become quite good at leaving perfect silhouettes of myself in a wall after busting through it
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 16:18 |
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I've taken to wearing a hat at all times so I can leave it spinning in midair for a few seconds after I depart, then stretch my arm back to snatch it |
# ? Mar 26, 2024 18:16 |
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google THIS posted:I've taken to wearing a hat at all times so I can leave it spinning in midair for a few seconds after I depart, then stretch my arm back to snatch it |
# ? Mar 26, 2024 19:18 |
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i'm currently pissing in extreme fear (there is a bug (somewhere in this bathroom (where did it go (WHERE DID IT GO (HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SIT HERE AND RELAX WHEN I DONT KNOW WHERE IT WENT (WHERE DID IT GO)))))) |
# ? Mar 26, 2024 22:46 |
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Zoya posted:i'm currently pissing in extreme fear (there is a bug (somewhere in this bathroom (where did it go (WHERE DID IT GO (HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SIT HERE AND RELAX WHEN I DONT KNOW WHERE IT WENT (WHERE DID IT GO)))))) luckily a team of ferocious spiders is being deployed as we speak wait spiders? aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 23:44 |
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Zoya posted:i'm currently pissing in extreme fear (there is a bug (somewhere in this bathroom (where did it go (WHERE DID IT GO (HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SIT HERE AND RELAX WHEN I DONT KNOW WHERE IT WENT (WHERE DID IT GO)))))) I am seriously considering writing a dubiously strong-worded anonymous letter to the management if they're going to start just letting people in who are able to pee in public restrooms |
# ? Mar 27, 2024 03:00 |
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google THIS posted:I am seriously considering writing a dubiously strong-worded anonymous letter to the management if they're going to start just letting people in who are able to pee in public restrooms you think i left my house this week?! i'm describing my own bathroom!!! (i never found the bug (the cats are derelicting their duties (i do keep dragging the one good cat into here every time i have to use the bathroom today (SHE IS ON GUARD DUTY (IF I SEE THE BUG I AM GOING TO BEGIN SHRIEKING I HOPE SHES READY FOR THAT))))) |
# ? Mar 27, 2024 06:23 |
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lol @ "the one good cat"
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 06:39 |
eeek!!!! i think i saw something move in the shadows!!
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 10:14 |
nevermind it was just the fan
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 10:14 |
sorry i watched scooby-doo yesterday and i'm a bit on edge
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 10:15 |
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Zoya posted:you think i left my house this week?! i'm describing my own bathroom!!! (i never found the bug (the cats are derelicting their duties (i do keep dragging the one good cat into here every time i have to use the bathroom today (SHE IS ON GUARD DUTY (IF I SEE THE BUG I AM GOING TO BEGIN SHRIEKING I HOPE SHES READY FOR THAT))))) If I could issue an anonymous retraction I would but it was stressful enough to send it in the first place Oh wait never mind it's still in my drafts |
# ? Mar 27, 2024 12:38 |
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me, watching from the rafters: sup
crimes |
# ? Mar 27, 2024 17:40 |
aaaaaahhh!!!
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 22:15 |
you startled me ;~;
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 22:16 |
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i make a startled noise that sounds like 'yiik'
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 23:52 |
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always be yiik'ing, i'm always saying this |
# ? Mar 28, 2024 00:04 |
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How to Avoid ur former teachers/classmates when u see em in public just a normal duck and flee or Areola Grande fucked around with this message at 10:25 on Mar 28, 2024
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 10:23 |
i usually just do a huge vertical leap and cling to the ceiling or like a chandelier or something if present
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 22:50 |
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"nice to meet you" "moving someone else's hand is a sign that you think they are incapable. yet you'd greet me this way?" |
# ? Mar 28, 2024 23:34 |
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calhoun posted:"nice to meet you" interestling post you got here calhoun, shame if it were to linearly associate with the other posts in a way that was funny you're pretty cool tho thx for posting in BYOB
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 00:49 |
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baka of lathspell posted:interestling post you got here calhoun, shame if it were to linearly associate with the other posts in a way that was funny |
# ? Mar 29, 2024 01:10 |
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I'm afraid of getting banned or probated. I'm also afraid of FYAD.
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 02:19 |
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You folks got cows that need herding? Sorry, didn't mean to startle 'ya. |
# ? Mar 29, 2024 03:10 |
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Buttchocks posted:You folks got cows that need herding? Sorry, didn't mean to startle 'ya. nah I'm p sure they herd me the first time
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