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shyduck posted:Neuralink posted an update showing the first patient controlling a mouse pointer with their mind to play a chess game. It does seem impressive but I honestly don't know if it's a milestone that's already been achieved in this field It's been done before but only in a woke way now it's been done in a way that's ftw
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UltraMegaPhil posted:I can only apologize I forgive you
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a guy on reddit made a huge effortpost proving that dogedesigner is for all intents and purposes one of elon's employees and that he might actually even sometimes give elon access to the account itself. considering how often elon makes the same "hilarious" jokes over and over, this is almost certainly him personally tweeting on the account
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shyduck posted:Neuralink posted an update showing the first patient controlling a mouse pointer with their mind to play a chess game. It does seem impressive but I honestly don't know if it's a milestone that's already been achieved in this field https://www.nature.com/articles/nature04970 quote:Article so about 20 years now?
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Nature is pure evil.
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Eeyo posted:https://www.nature.com/articles/nature04970 To be fair moving a mouse cursors is closer to 10 years. https://www.washington.edu/news/2013/06/11/new-tasks-become-as-simple-as-waving-a-hand-with-brain-computer-interfaces/
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Eeyo posted:https://www.nature.com/articles/nature04970
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Elon immediately throws out the neuralink results and challenges the patient to a Polytopia battle instead
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BORN TO SLOWLY MOVE CURSOR LEMON IS A gently caress Full Self Drive S3XY I am musk man 410,757,864,530 DEAD MONKEYS
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Elon's new Neuralink-Tesla collab
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If you let the black player win the Neuralink chess game, the chip straight up euthanizes you
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DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHEDDEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHEDDEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHEDDEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHEDDEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHEDDEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHEDDEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
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steinrokkan posted:If you let the black player win the Neuralink chess game, the chip straight up euthanizes you Just like the chips in kingsmen
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...! posted:a guy on reddit made a huge effortpost proving that dogedesigner is for all intents and purposes one of elon's employees and that he might actually even sometimes give elon access to the account itself. considering how often elon makes the same "hilarious" jokes over and over, this is almost certainly him personally tweeting on the account People keep saying that account is actually elon and honestly I think the reality that it's just a guy simping hard for Elon is far sadder than that.
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Please don’t post animal torture
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It's not Elon because simping that hard requires a level of effort that Elon is incapable of
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dr_rat posted:To be fair moving a mouse cursors is closer to 10 years. Thanks I didn’t actually read the paper
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...! posted:a guy on reddit made a huge effortpost proving that dogedesigner is for all intents and purposes one of elon's employees and that he might actually even sometimes give elon access to the account itself. considering how often elon makes the same "hilarious" jokes over and over, this is almost certainly him personally tweeting on the account I'll never understand why half the users in this thread are so hellbent on the idea that everyone sucking up to Elon are actually his alts. Yes, Elon makes the same jokes over and over, so does Dogecoinguy. They are both extremely lame in similar ways. How is this somehow such powerful proof of an alt that you go from "he might even sometimes give Elon access to the account" to "this is almost certainly him" in a single sentence? Especially since there isn't even a need for an alt here. Dogeguy is already simping harder for Elon than anyone currently alive on his own right now. Why would Elon even bother calling Dogeguy and tell him to log out so Elon can take over for a while so he can post the exact same stuff Doge would have posted on his own anyway?
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dr_rat posted:To be fair moving a mouse cursors is closer to 10 years. https://ologicinc.com/portfolio/star-wars-science-force-trainer/ This came out 15 years ago for $35
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mobby_6kl posted:Elon's new Neuralink-Tesla collab i don't like this
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oh my God that's horrifying lol That's what they're doing to the monkeys? yikesaroni
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mobby_6kl posted:Elon's new Neuralink-Tesla collab Seems like Uber would want in on this horrorshow
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No I don't think that's actually related to Neuralink, probably a much earlier experiment that popped up on google
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UltraMegaPhil posted:I can only apologize Fuckin lmao
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mobby_6kl posted:Elon's new Neuralink-Tesla collab technology company of despair
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mobby_6kl posted:Elon's new Neuralink-Tesla collab Drives better than a Cybertruck.
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Offler posted:I'll never understand why half the users in this thread are so hellbent on the idea that everyone sucking up to Elon are actually his alts. Yes, Elon makes the same jokes over and over, so does Dogecoinguy. They are both extremely lame in similar ways. The 2020s suck rear end. Let people have their fun
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Offler posted:I'll never understand why half the users in this thread are so hellbent on the idea that everyone sucking up to Elon are actually his alts. There was the one where he was pretending to be his infant son that was confirmed because he forgot to switch accounts. The rest probably not, because there really are enough pathetic weirdos that will simp for Cissy SpaceX that you don't need to doubt their sincerity. See also: the trump supporters that always make weird photoshops/ai poo poo where trump is muscular and not bald.
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shyduck posted:Neuralink posted an update showing the first patient controlling a mouse pointer with their mind to play a chess game. It does seem impressive but I honestly don't know if it's a milestone that's already been achieved in this field On top of the stuff already posted, there are also headsets that do this without needing to be surgically wired directly to your brain.
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Offler posted:I'll never understand why half the users in this thread are so hellbent on the idea that everyone sucking up to Elon are actually his alts. Yes, Elon makes the same jokes over and over, so does Dogecoinguy. They are both extremely lame in similar ways. There are a whole lot of sad losers in the world who are obsessed with wealthy and famous people. People will constantly obsessively post about their favorite brand/movie/actor/whatever the hell it is and very wealthy people have superfans the same as celebrities or whoever else does. Elon is a sad loser, but his army of stans are all even sadder losers who wish they could be him. Because that's how much they suck.
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The Grimace posted:I can't find the words to properly express my hatred for Chaya Raichik. There's a special place in hell (or the void or whatever your religious creed or lack thereof advocates) for people so vile. People like her make me hope for an actual afterlife with a punishment of some sort, because we're certainly not handling it well here in this life.
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Offler posted:I'll never understand why half the users in this thread are so hellbent on the idea that everyone sucking up to Elon are actually his alts. Yes, Elon makes the same jokes over and over, so does Dogecoinguy. They are both extremely lame in similar ways. Because a guy actually posted a shitload of proof that it almost certainly is sometimes him. Read before you post
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We already know who the guy is and it's not Elon. But he almost certainly hands off the account to him sometimes. He's an employee
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mobby_6kl posted:Elon's new Neuralink-Tesla collab new nine inch nails video looking terrible
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Neuralink more than anything makes me sure of the fact that Elon is just a male Elizabeth Holmes. More than the Mars stuff. Fanboys think they'll be playing World of Warcraft in phys ed or something stupid. You cannot alter the visual field with a brain chip. You can't even do something as basic as, say, add a red dot to the center of your vision. So in what way is Elon going to let people play video games in their mind with Neuralink? It isn't gonna happen because it cannot, yet Elon has no trouble reply guying "Coming soon" to stupid loving Neuralink memes. Who funds this stupid poo poo?
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Fools Infinite posted:new nine inch nails video looking terrible This is more like a 90s tool vid
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...! posted:Because a guy actually posted a shitload of proof that it almost certainly is sometimes him. You saying a guy on another site posted proof and then not even linking to it isn't proof
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