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Integrated Houston
Oct 21, 2008
The old head of the company was attacked by the new heads of the company. Why would they discipline themselves?

This is exactly sort of lawlessness that is killing AEW.

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

MJeff posted:

This is why Kenny has to die, because as an EVP, he has the authority to create more Tonys.

Can he make more Kyles? AEW needs more Kyles.

TelevisedInsanity
Dec 19, 2008

"You'll never know if you can fly unless you take the risk of falling."

1glitch0 posted:

It's because Tony is panicking because the ratings are in the toilet and they need to get a big tv deal within the next 6 months or the company is toast. So it's throw everything at the wall time.

Wait till he gets real desperate in late summer and joins the Elite as a heel authority figure.

Oh God,.I could see him trying to go Full Bischoff.

But there's not a person with that ultimate Babyface presence like Hogan was.

And I do fear more hot shotting, even if the PPVs are still pretty fun and good.

mp5
Jan 1, 2005

Stroke of luck!

Tony will absolutely be cosplaying NWO Bischoff within the next year

Integrated Houston
Oct 21, 2008
He can’t, sadly. The doctors say it would be too sweet.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!
Edge and Khan vs Hangman and Jimmy Fallon at Load Wild

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Integrated Houston posted:

He can’t, sadly. The doctors say it would be too sweet.

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



imagine the bucks as the outsiders, jack perry in the leathers jacket, and hollywood kazu playing air guitar in the boa

RBX
Jan 2, 2011

Eat My Fuc posted:

Takeshita should be heel champ for like 2 years and destroy everyone

He's really being wasted. Also where is Kota

Sega 32X
Jan 3, 2004


RBX posted:

He's really being wasted. Also where is Kota

He broke all his feet.

I'm loathe to agree with EMF but Takeshita should be at the top of the card, he's my favorite current wrestler to watch and my wife's second favorite current wrestler to watch (after Ospreay). I want to watch him wrestle on every show. I want to see him murder Darby in the ring and also tear Sammy Guevara's head off.

Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.

mp5 posted:

Tony will absolutely be cosplaying NWO Bischoff within the next year

In a Weekend at Bernies style scenario or...

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

RBX posted:

. Also where is Kota

probably in a mcdonalds

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

tony lowered from the rafters on a vespa

mp5
Jan 1, 2005

Stroke of luck!

Raeg posted:

In a Weekend at Bernies style scenario or...

Nah he won’t be dead just the promotion

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Does Takeshita live in Japan or America?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


RBX posted:

Also where is Kota

Sega 32X posted:

He broke all his feet.

This is legit the response btw. He broke an ankle days before a scheduled match with Marufuji, confirmed it publicly, still did the match anyway, and it completely sucked/was an immediate WMOTY contender hours into the year in a half-hour main event where he re-injured it and broke the other ankle too

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Ibushi is Tiny’s biggest flop yet

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Ibushi defied age and all physical sense for a really long time and then very suddenly stopped defying it all at once.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

NienNunb posted:

Ibushi is Tiny’s biggest flop yet

WOATa Ibushi, many have started calling him 😔

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

RBX posted:

Also where is Kota

He's cooked and I don't trust him to get healthy again. He's a liability inside and outside the ring.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

MJeff posted:

Does Takeshita live in Japan or America?

America

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Ibushi/Devitt/Low Ki was the best match I had ever seen when it happened, it’s what got me into New Japan.

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



Is that the one where Low Ki wrestled in a suit and then immediately ragequit

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Where he was specifically told under no circumstances are you going to go out and wrestle in your agent 47 costume and then he did it anyway

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Yeah it owns that he did, he looked cool.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Suplex Liberace posted:

imagine the bucks as the outsiders, jack perry in the leathers jacket, and hollywood kazu playing air guitar in the boa

This makes Perry Syxx lol

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



you will not slander x-pac/syxx/syxx pac around me

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Suplex Liberace posted:

you will not slander x-pac/syxx/syxx pac around me

Not slander! The lol was for how well it actually fits.

Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry

nexas posted:

Was there any official word on what's happening to Jack "Gut Puncher" Perry? Unless I missed it when watching Collision, that "heinous attack" on Kahn should have been addressed as quickly as Punk's if they want to keep any kind of illusion of continuity in whatever story this is going to wind up as.

tk is dead and no one wants to challenge the elite on his behalf.

History Comes Inside! posted:

Where he was specifically told under no circumstances are you going to go out and wrestle in your agent 47 costume and then he did it anyway

lol

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

Low ki is so cool

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


History Comes Inside! posted:

Where he was specifically told under no circumstances are you going to go out and wrestle in your agent 47 costume and then he did it anyway

lmao

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

History Comes Inside! posted:

Where he was specifically told under no circumstances are you going to go out and wrestle in your agent 47 costume and then he did it anyway

never seen a low ki match but everything i hear about him sounds extremely cool

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



Low Ki both rocks and is the funniest man in existence because it feels like he only exists to kick people hard and take himself way too seriously and quit every job he's ever had as loudly and angrily as possible

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



his name is Kaval

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...

Suplex Liberace posted:

his name is Kaval
was really into his bit with laycool over a decade ago, not sure how it holds up now

Ringo Roadagain posted:

Low ki is so cool
that whole webinar saga was real loving funny

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
The laycool bit was decent, heel women's team treating a babyface "rookie" like a little brother was a p funny dynamic

I mean they did it to gently caress with the indie star and kibosh his push, but the story stuff was good

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

Erin M. Fiasco posted:

Low Ki both rocks and is the funniest man in existence because it feels like he only exists to kick people hard and take himself way too seriously and quit every job he's ever had as loudly and angrily as possible

How odd. All those things also describe the perfect wrestler

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
He offers those lame online workshops on how to harness your energy or manifest your success. That's stupid poo poo. He should offer online seminars on how to kick people hard, take yourself way too seriously, and quit every job you've ever had as loudly and angrily as possible. I'd be interested in his expertise on that!

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Erin M. Fiasco posted:

Low Ki both rocks and is the funniest man in existence because it feels like he only exists to kick people hard and take himself way too seriously and quit every job he's ever had as loudly and angrily as possible

Also his incredibly deep voice

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Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



Remember when he was going to be a voice actor but quit that too? lol low ki rules

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