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TimWinter posted:You get a phone call from the CEO of your company in the middle of dinnertime with your family. He says into your ear, "I need you back at the office. We're building a sub to save those cave kids." lol if you think anyone working for a silicon valley billionaire has a family anymore
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someone please photoshop this onto the dash of a tesla and then recursively into the dash of the outrun car tia edit: also flames edit 2:alternative game title "outrun your creditors "
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Rex-Goliath posted:‘in talks’ = funding secured it's like an inverse Lionel hutz, going from "in talks? No, funding secured! " to "in talks, no funding secured"
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also what the gently caress is going on in that "I hit a small pot hole" picture? sure they're shoddily made but that's some crash test dummies toy poo poo where you tap the wheel and the car explodes Those things ruled now I think of it.
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Munkeymon posted:I think it was a joke. telling that it's even slightly believable though oh right, makes sense.. duz posted:theyre mocking the op saying theres no way a car would just fall apart like that wait no, nothing makes sense
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hobbesmaster posted:with the US involved? Bosnia iirc. if not the first gulf war just bombard countries from orbit with teslas imho hot rods from the gods
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coffeetable posted:musk has used half of his tsla stock to secure loans lmao equities as collateral for anything slays me what's a second order risk????
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:that'll be 
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PleasureKevin posted:Botox Quick Release quoting pleasurekevin from pages back to say that this is a sexual activity that is totally not worth the money but it is a good band name also stay pleasured, kevin
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lmao that some cj (no offense op) can accidently remote brick your car with some badly written php, potentially forcing you to break a window to get out the future is here!
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president beep's gonna get dissed on grimes' new track for making fun of musk's accent
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President Beep posted:guys how will i know when it’s time to start a twitter or snapchat feud or w/e????? add azalea banks aa a friend or w/e and just let loose
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grahms....
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fart-powered cars posted:
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i once got paid to do some "consultancy" on electric vehicles like 10+ years ago (specifically involving application of a specific drivetrain to them but i didn't really know what i was doing tbh) and one of the few things i can remember is that batteries are super sensitive to their charge and discharge cycle so i can actually legitimately see why they'd hide the "extra range" feature because it's really just using the 10% of the battery that never gets discharged in the normal work cycle because it trashes your overall battery life to do that. so i guess anyone that uses it probably automatically invalidates their battery warranty or whatever. of course that assumes that battery doesn't just yolo itself out of existence first 
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Shifty Pony posted:oh god it's like teledildonics but for shame supercharge that poo poo straight into me
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cross quoting this:anthonypants posted:amberpos => ambergris => musk amberpos:the muskiest of themes greenpos 4 lyfe
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my name got changed to this by fragmaster for posting in a video james mock thread about the weird weapon names in an rpg i like it though
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Aug 27, 2018 13:31
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don't reveal the yospos secret
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President Beep posted:grahms. meh mand hes bean expended frahm de ecid. i em de messiah. lmao its dune but it's elon musk riding a loving tunnel boring machine
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*in extremely gurney halleck voice* AUTOPILOTS! *1000 teslas charge in and run over the sardokar*
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cockrum is a superb last name holy poo poo edit: like start a loving lawfirm called "cockrum partners" or something right now
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Trabisnikof posted:also who wants to use a patent for a supercharger design that actively ruins the batteries as you use it to be fair this is pretty much the problem with batteries in general
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they've got a solution to the battery aging problem though, just the battery if it's getting old and blame user error or birds or whatever
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Rex-Goliath posted:like, 'well our tech really isn't THAT hard to learn if you're willing to find competent workers and take a month or two to train them up you should have no problem' isn't at all an acceptable answer. if you aren't offering them a fresh vein of ripe h-2bs to exploit then it's going to be one hell of a hard sell There's some sort of mental disease about IT/tech management that causes them to start huffing fumes from the accountants and believe that people are all spheres of uniform density and can be interchanged with zero consequence. like literally the idea of our cio was/is "fire contractors , replace with grads" because we spend too much money on contractors, but the reason we spend so much money is 1) experienced contractors cost money and 2)they have spent years refusing to hire permanent staff to reduce costs and numbers of people on the books so there is very little long term knowledge in permanent staff and the idea that you can just use fresh graduates as a replacement is laughable and will tank the ability to do anything. not to mention the 6 month lead time to get anyone new to learn our hosed up processes. The same happens with offshoring. idk it's like musk and manufacturing: fail to understand the problem, ignore input from people who do understand it because it conflicts with your view, believe your own hype about the solution (because you must be smart if you're the cio/ceo right)and then blame someone else for the fact it hasn't fixed the issue my dad worked for IBM in the 70s though and he says it's the same poo poo he used to deal with so in summary: people are the problem
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FMguru posted:aeiou john madden! john madden!
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ate all the Oreos posted:"i'm a socialist! i'm a socialist!!" i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a robber-baron
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lmao they should have hedged by shorting to each other
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or at least bought some put options when he started his twitter meltdown
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like a lot of things, nerds think they can min max the stock market just by thinking really hard about it or by staring at graphs but the reality is that day by day you're basically just guessing and might as well juts buy a tracker or a load of bonds. all those hedge funds etc that make amazing billion dollar trades either have a dedicated research team who got lucky, had insider info or climbed up a pile of skulls made from their investors to reach the top.
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in soviet union, you drive tesla, in silicon valley, tesla kills you!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dn6ZVpJLxs edit: lol https://teespring.com/en-GB/born-to-raze?tsmac=store&tsmic=donoteats-channels-store&pid=389&cid=100019&sid=front Powerful Two-Hander fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Aug 28, 2019 |
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indigi posted:space trash could help mitigate global warming if there's enough of it so I approve this plan sounds like elon's gonna throw some epic shade
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jesus WEP posted:there’s a tesla in office car park now. i walk close enough to trigger the thing every time woah woah there are loads of teslas near me, am I gonna have to go gdpr subject access request them all?
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Lutha Mahtin posted:i don't know if EU countries have class action lawyers like america does, but if so this would be an amazing lawsuit. tesla's server systems are so hosed that i don't see how they could ever pass an audit to prove they deleted all the footage, even if they tried to just do a blanket nuke of all "sentry" cam footage I'm gonna drop this into conversation the next time I see our data privacy legal head, that should be pretty fun
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qirex posted:made in a tent, not waterproof made in a tent and designed so you can pitch one
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Nomnom Cookie posted:theres a song about this. sting song i think. hold on they dance alone? edit: I mean that was about pinochet disappearing people so yean Powerful Two-Hander fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Nov 11, 2019 |
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*a self driving uber turns up at my door* dead or alive you're coming with me
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