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teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

Bold Robot posted:

NYPD does not give a gently caress about bike lane violations or even really traffic enforcement in general. They're some of the worst offenders in terms of obstructing bike lanes. My wife recently got doored by a car parked in the bike lane, someone called the cops and when they showed up they were just like well what do you want us to do about it :shrug:.
When I got doored by a truck parked in the bike lane, the "Toronto" cops wondered if the green paint meant they were allowed to park there :rolleyes: (absolutely not, to be clear)

The driver did get a fine, and my non-dominant index finger is permanently hosed three surgeries and four years later.

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teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

5 severely injured. An Suv drove through a bunch of Law Enforcement Recruits when they were out running


https://abc7.com/whittier-los-angeles-county-sheriffs-department-accident-recruits/12458907/
I'm glad they established he blew 0.0. (and mentioned it didn't preclude other drugs.)

Possibly one of the few pieces of good journalism our local right-wing rag did ages ago, they showed how people driving to work in the morning could still be severely inebriated after a bender the night before.

edit: lol I was looking for a Toronto Sun article, but this works too: https://www.thesun.co.uk/motors/7864889/drink-driving-morning-after-how-long-to-sober-up/

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

Speaking of psychopaths https://www.reddit.com/r/iamatotalpieceofshit/comments/z7bl1z/man_runs_over_cyclist_while_filming/

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

gradenko_2000 posted:

rode my bike today. 13 kilometers. january weather is nice
Ugh it meant all the crappy cyclists were out too. Running reds to pass me and then blocking the lane. :mad:

One was so loving erratic, he had no idea he was inches from being splattered by a bus that had to swerve to avoid him.

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

Loucks posted:

You want the bitch about cyclists thread. There’s probably one in gbs.
Meh I'm one of them. I just selfishly love having private lanes in winter.

edit: oh gently caress my avatar :(

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

For the record, I hate cars and the context of my whine was mostly that the bike infrastructure is so terrible. In the case of the cyclist that almost killed himself, he dropped off the curb of what passes for a separated bike lane in Toronto (Sherbourne for locals) to pass someone without looking, directly into the path of a bus that had to swerve to avoid splattering him.

I'm also pissed that the office my company just moved into (Sugar Beach) has ruined the old lake shore MUP by essentially forcing pedestrians onto it. The new buildings basically use the MUP as a sidewalk when there used to be distinct routes for pedestrians and cyclists. Never mind the loving billion dollar expressway rehab/realignment has destroyed the MUP connection to the east for minimum three more years assuming no delays. :lol::lol::lol:

This new office should have been a beautiful glorious bike ride, but somehow everything has gotten far worse in the last few years.

teethgrinder has issued a correction as of 01:44 on Jan 11, 2023

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

When I was trying to buy a house in Toronto, I saw a lot of these as a second bathroom: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pittsburgh_toilet

I'm pretty sure ours were mostly for sewage reasons though. That said, my girlfriend's house has one and it totally has a separate entryway just for it.

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

The hellscape I get to cross almost daily now after my office moved: https://www.google.com/maps/@43.6455473,-79.3698014,3a,75y,332.92h,89.55t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1shnCOIEfkOoOj3wsgRVIyUA!2e0!7i16384!8i8192

6 lane "boulevard" generally used by drivers who think the expressway directly above isn't moving fast enough. And of course the MUP I used to ride regularly has been torn up for minimum 3 more years as the city spends $1 billion+ rehabilitating/"reconfiguring" aforementioned expressway.

Just pissed today because drivers decided to just not let pedestrians cross and continued making right hand turns. I think it's literally the worst car-centric part of "old Toronto", but it's a whole other hellscape connecting to suburbia.

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teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

I feel the most dangerous biking is passing schools during morning drop-off.

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

This cyclist was worth more (to write about) because he was a doctor:

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/john-mammone-struck-by-lexus-allegedly-stabbed-to-death-driver-vanroy-evan-smith-dana-point-california/

(Utterly horrifying)

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

Great Factually episode from Adam Conover (Adam Ruins Everything): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/cars-debt-and-police-violence-with-andrew-ross/id1463460577?i=1000597521461

quote:

Cars, Debt, and Police Violence with Andrew Ross and Julie Livingston

Our dependency on cars isn’t just bad for traffic and the environment; it also forces many Americans to take on debt, or interact with our dangerous and deadly criminal justice system. Today on the show, Andrew Ross and Julie Livingston join Adam to talk about why cars, famously a symbol of freedom, actually consign many to imprisonment and death.

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

Google Maps keeps insisting a long flight of stairs down the side of the valley is a legit bike path whenever I check directions. To reach it even you have to cross a grass park with no paths.

...and weirdly enough it probably is still the fastest/safest way for me to reach the valley paths and avoid roads.

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

Wasn't expecting my blood pressure to rise so fast on a chill Friday

https://twitter.com/mihai_cirstea_/status/1626298177539436544?s=48&t=j7cjsy35e_Lxi1DL2qJefA

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

cars for the wankers

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

Good opportunity to get your door dinged in the parking lot

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

BonHair posted:

Copenhagen had a few centimetres of snow today. All the car commuters were very late and annoyed. But the bike paths on the major road part of my commute were fine and cleared.
Holy gently caress the boomer tears here in Toronto if any bike lane is ever cleared before every single road.

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

Ensign Expendable posted:

I assume that if I posted that in a driving group a bunch of them would have a heart attack out of anger.
Please do the needful.

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

Electro-Boogie Jack posted:

like, dudes, just take the metro if having to slow down for five minutes is going to turn you into a homicidal freak screaming at a driver who cannot move forward because the entire intersection is gridlocked
"take the metro" is a foreign language they can never comprehend.

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

https://twitter.com/bolanlikes2rock/status/1497323413303705610?t=gHbjGNZBMovXOFGaa2MueQ&s=19

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

Your younger more caustic, sarcastic and unhinged John Oliver

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sayw3TOhykg

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

AnimeIsTrash posted:

cars are cool

when hell has frozen over

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

I am enjoying the replies very much

https://twitter.com/jillreports/status/1639037832386998272?s=20

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

My daily driver. A couple of goons in the bike threads helped my buy it from Craigslist 12 years ago.

And then when I shared it at my current job, one guy piped up and said, "I think I sold you that bike..." and it really was him.

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teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

I have a good weather bike, and a bad weather bike :shrug:

And public bike share for days when I have no idea what the weather is going to do.

Groda posted:

All bikes without fenders and a rack are car brained.
This is dead brained.

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

actionjackson posted:

I like how there's nothing in this pic that would indicate it's not the late 1980s, except maybe that fancy new black and yellow sign on the right
The bike helmets. You were treated like a god damned loving nerd that urgently needed to be wedgied if you wore a helmet in the late 1980s.

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

hailthefish posted:

my local city subreddit also mostly proposes the final solution to the homeless problem
This, and mine has weirdly become insanely boot-licking..

But the media started obsessing over assaults on public transit lately. Even though the rate of incidents is the same as its been for ten years or so, it's clear how influential it still is on people. So now the solution is just always more cops.

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

https://twitter.com/livingbyyyz/status/1638893122989051904

...I don't know what the deal is with Twitter links showing previews on the forums lately.

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

My problems with fenders are basically that it's tough to find ones that clear racks and/or winter tires. I finally have a rack + fender setup but it took a while to find a set that worked.

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

Would look a lot better with the mirrors knocked off

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

This week I ditched bike share and city streets and have been commuting into work with my own bike and through the valley. I barely have to touch any roads, have okay bike lanes when I do, and it's just loving glorious.

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

:fap:

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

Mystic Mongol posted:

but they're out there protecting you from lime disease in the ticks
Bad news https://www.fieldandstream.com/conservation/possums-dont-eat-ticks/

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

There's this classic

https://www.huffpost.com/archive/ca/entry/why-public-transit-is-better-than-cars-in-1-perfect-gif_n_4304258

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teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

Paywall I don't have access to:

https://www.economist.com/united-states/2023/04/20/rural-americans-are-importing-tiny-japanese-pickup-trucks

quote:

Acouple of years ago Jake Morgan, a farmer who lives just outside Raleigh, in North Carolina, realised he needed a new vehicle to get around his property. At first he was looking at “side-by-sides”—a sort of off-road utility vehicle. But watching a review on YouTube of one that costs around $30,000 made by John Deere, he saw a comment that said something like “Why don’t you just get a minitruck instead?” That is, a tiny four-wheel drive pickup truck, sometimes known as a “Kei” truck, mostly made in Japan to take advantage of laws there which tax smaller vehicles less.

Intrigued, Mr Morgan started researching. Within a few months, he drove to Newport, Virginia to pick up a 1997 Honda Acty, having spent a total of just $2,000 on importing it. He was delighted. Not only was it “dirt cheap”, but the Acty is less than five feet wide, and so can get into tight spaces a normal pickup cannot, like Mr Morgan’s barn. And unlike a side-by-side, it can also be driven legally on local roads. “They’re amazingly useful,” he says. Not long after importing his first, he sold it and bought another. The new one is even better—it has air-conditioning and a button which activates a dumper.

...
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But people have been saying all along people that actually need utility vehicles have less use for over-sized pickups with high, difficult-to-load beds.

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

Sorry for an Instagram link, but loving Toronto https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrQk1Dsgvfe/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y%3D

And so many comments in support of the driver :suicide:

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

Some piece of poo poo in there downvoting pro-cyclists. Apparently a known "officer" there according to someone.

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

webcams for christ posted:

apparently South Carolina banned lifted non-commercial vehicles? lol

https://twitter.com/usingcigarettes/status/1659328802785198080
Sometimes wish I could just "HAHA" react on webforums but here it is:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

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teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

Clark Nova posted:

advertising "unlimited mental health benefits for employees" is some hellworld poo poo

It really is. That company was has been using mental illness as advertising for over a decade, "Bell Let's Talk Day" ... then their employees got media attention for pointing out their benefits for mental wellness were garbage so ... I guess this is the latest salvo in that corporate war.

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teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/05/f150-drivers-pleased-to-learn-electric-version-even-deadlier-to-pedestrians/

quote:

F150 drivers pleased to learn electric version even deadlier to pedestrians

CALGARY – Ford F150 pickup drivers across Canada were pleased and relieved to learn that the electric version of the vehicle is even better at annihilating unsuspecting pedestrians than the traditional gas-powered model.

For years the pickup driver community has been concerned that electric models will be less of a danger to small children, the elderly, and basically anyone who flouts the natural order of the world by walking where only massive hunks of self-propelled metal should roam.

Fortunately, specifications show that the new pickups are just as huge as the old ones and will also prevent drivers from seeing anyone over the hood who is less than eight feet tall. Plus, the electric versions have the advantages of faster acceleration, being heavier due to the weight of the batteries, and – best of all – are much less noisy so pedestrians aren’t as likely to hear them coming.

“Look, there’s only one thing I hate more than hearing about the fake climate catastrophe caused by fossil fuels,” said F150 driver Gary Russell, pausing to cough up ashes from local forest fires, “and that’s people who walk on sidewalks in that hostile, anti-truck way that they do. So, yeah, I’m willing to buy a quiet electric version so I can sneak up on those bastards!”

Pedestrian crush-tests performed by the manufacturers showed the electric models had a higher kill vs disable ratio, and were just as effective in side-swiping pedestrians when taking a corner too fast in a crowded city.

Some drivers have taken a different view by questioning whether pedestrian deaths even happen in the first place.

“Pedestrians are another hoax invented by car-hating liberals!” asserted Floyd Minster from Lethbridge. “I’ve been driving F150s for 15 years and I haven’t seen a single pedestrian. I might hear an occasional scream and a thud, but for sure I never see anyone.”

“The only people I see when I drive are workers in second-storey offices.”

At press time, Tesla has confirmed that their new electric truck’s self-drive function will automate the pedestrian killing process.

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