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by zen death robot
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when firefighters spray out a fire with the hose they imagine that close up its a laser fight like in star wars between the water and the fire. it keeps them from getting bored from doing the same old firefighting all day
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Mar 8, 2015 19:25
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[Firefighter angered, viewing the sun.]
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Mar 8, 2015 19:26
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by zen death robot
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[Firefighter angered, viewing the sun.]
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Mar 8, 2015 19:27
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neat
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Mar 8, 2015 19:36
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[Firefighter angered, viewing the sun.]
lol
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Mar 8, 2015 19:39
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when they have a lot of hoses going they try to combine the water like the Death Star lazer into one even bigger jet of water. it doesn't work and they all get splashed but it's a lot of fun.
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Mar 8, 2015 19:41
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firefighters like to lie on their backs in a nice grassy meadow and look for shapes in the clouds, but only on rainy days
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Mar 8, 2015 20:33
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Firefighter: don't cross the streams, guys lol
Other firefighter: that's one of our main strategies and besides they're all women now so who cares
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Mar 8, 2015 20:59
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"House on fire? Let me just pull out my mammoth dick and piss is out", fantasizes the fireman, wielding a large hose
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Mar 9, 2015 02:32
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Captain: Set phazers to stun
Rookie: Wars was better...
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Mar 9, 2015 02:52
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Captain: go wait in the truck
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Mar 9, 2015 03:10
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Firefighter: don't cross the streams, guys lol
Other firefighter: that's one of our main strategies and besides they're all women now so who cares
What, the ghostbusters or us?
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Mar 9, 2015 03:45
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What, the ghostbusters or us?
everybody
the feminazis won
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Mar 9, 2015 03:46
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man has always commingled with fire, but how do we know we can trust fire?
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Mar 9, 2015 05:37
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[Firefighter angered, viewing the sun.]
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Mar 9, 2015 06:17
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that so clever and funny. drat. the context of being a firefighter, trying to stop all uncontrolled burning, staring at the sun angry at it, powerless to stop the ceaseless forces of magnetohydrodynamic equilibrium.
oh, before you explained it, I was content with just clapping and giggling because somebody made a funny expression with their face,
but now, I really get it, man
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Mar 9, 2015 06:25
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I am a congenital optimist.
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that so clever and funny. drat. the context of being a firefighter, trying to stop all uncontrolled burning, staring at the sun angry at it, powerless to stop the ceaseless forces of magnetohydrodynamic equilibrium.
heh
everyone in the idf must die
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Mar 9, 2015 06:45
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the firefighters argue over whether red water or blue water is cooler
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Mar 9, 2015 08:01
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- the unabonger
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youd think that they love red water because of their big red trucks, but apparently not
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