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weird: by zen death robot

when firefighters spray out a fire with the hose they imagine that close up its a laser fight like in star wars between the water and the fire. it keeps them from getting bored from doing the same old firefighting all day

# ? Mar 8, 2015 19:25

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# ? May 14, 2024 10:02

Miss Psychosis

[Firefighter angered, viewing the sun.]

# ? Mar 8, 2015 19:26

weird: by zen death robot

Miss Psychosis posted:

[Firefighter angered, viewing the sun.]

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# ? Mar 8, 2015 19:27

Flying Fortress

neat

# ? Mar 8, 2015 19:36

i am he

Miss Psychosis posted:

[Firefighter angered, viewing the sun.]

lol

# ? Mar 8, 2015 19:39

i am he

when they have a lot of hoses going they try to combine the water like the Death Star lazer into one even bigger jet of water. it doesn't work and they all get splashed but it's a lot of fun.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 19:41

cuntman.net

firefighters like to lie on their backs in a nice grassy meadow and look for shapes in the clouds, but only on rainy days

# ? Mar 8, 2015 20:33

dogcrash truther

Firefighter: don't cross the streams, guys lol
Other firefighter: that's one of our main strategies and besides they're all women now so who cares

# ? Mar 8, 2015 20:59

om nom nom: om nom nom nom nom nom nom

"House on fire? Let me just pull out my mammoth dick and piss is out", fantasizes the fireman, wielding a large hose

# ? Mar 9, 2015 02:32

tao of lmao

Captain: Set phazers to stun
Rookie: Wars was better...

# ? Mar 9, 2015 02:52

ron color

Captain: go wait in the truck

# ? Mar 9, 2015 03:10

Finger Prince

dogcrash truther posted:

Firefighter: don't cross the streams, guys lol
Other firefighter: that's one of our main strategies and besides they're all women now so who cares

What, the ghostbusters or us?

# ? Mar 9, 2015 03:45

Stormyish

Linedance posted:

What, the ghostbusters or us?

everybody
the feminazis won

# ? Mar 9, 2015 03:46

joke_explainer

commander posted:

Adjust 13 degrees left... range 1.1 kilometers, adjust 3 degrees up! FIRE!

gunner posted:

same

# ? Mar 9, 2015 04:57

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Miss Psychosis posted:

[Firefighter angered, viewing the sun.]

# ? Mar 9, 2015 05:21

Stormyish

man has always commingled with fire, but how do we know we can trust fire?

# ? Mar 9, 2015 05:37

pogi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSbZidsgMfw

# ? Mar 9, 2015 06:14

bwatts

Miss Psychosis posted:

[Firefighter angered, viewing the sun.]

# ? Mar 9, 2015 06:17

joke_explainer

Miss Psychosis posted:

[Firefighter angered, viewing the sun.]

that so clever and funny. drat. the context of being a firefighter, trying to stop all uncontrolled burning, staring at the sun angry at it, powerless to stop the ceaseless forces of magnetohydrodynamic equilibrium.

# ? Mar 9, 2015 06:19

Stormyish

joke_explainer posted:

that so clever and funny. drat. the context of being a firefighter, trying to stop all uncontrolled burning, staring at the sun angry at it, powerless to stop the ceaseless forces of magnetohydrodynamic equilibrium.

oh, before you explained it, I was content with just clapping and giggling because somebody made a funny expression with their face,
but now, I really get it, man

# ? Mar 9, 2015 06:25

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

joke_explainer posted:

that so clever and funny. drat. the context of being a firefighter, trying to stop all uncontrolled burning, staring at the sun angry at it, powerless to stop the ceaseless forces of magnetohydrodynamic equilibrium.

heh

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Mar 9, 2015 06:45

cuntman.net

the firefighters argue over whether red water or blue water is cooler

# ? Mar 9, 2015 08:01

the unabonger

youd think that they love red water because of their big red trucks, but apparently not

# ? Mar 9, 2015 09:10

joke_explainer

i flunked out posted:

youd think that they love red water because of their big red trucks, but apparently not

just imagine... three bedroom house burning down. firefighters hard at work, the youngest child still not recovered. they send four men into the inferno. I flunked out starts spraying the chief with red food coloring dyed water from a hose. the fireman chief glares at his poo poo-eating grin. I flunked out speaks: "you like that? right? fire trucks? you want the red water?"

# ? Mar 9, 2015 09:19

alnilam

that big trampoline they bring out to catch people jumping from a high window, it was discovered because they used to just bring trampolines on fire calls just to play around and have fun while fighting the fire... then someone had to jump from a window, and someone had a bright idea... the rest is history

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# ? Mar 9, 2015 15:31

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# ? May 14, 2024 10:02

joke_explainer

alnilam posted:

that big trampoline they bring out to catch people jumping from a high window, it was discovered because they used to just bring trampolines on fire calls just to play around and have fun while fighting the fire... then someone had to jump from a window, and someone had a bright idea... the rest is history

firefighters really respect the hell out of you if you can do a full front flip and still land on the tramp, just like drat. look really worried and scared of jumping then calmly jump with a flip and just be like 'tramp life'

# ? Mar 9, 2015 17:04

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