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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

how me a frog posted:

you don't have friends dgsw, who are you kidding?

who knows

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Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Moridin920 posted:

kill billionaires until you can't anymore

ps dont do it gay dad. existence is painful, brutal in fact, but rarely it gives you something great from the poo poo mess tht it is, like a flower out of manure. also anti depressants

vandalism
Aug 4, 2003
Old age

Cymoril
Jul 1, 2005

Kittens Warm the World
Dinosaur Gum
In whatever manner will inconvenience the most people. Massive car crash that shuts down a major highway. Hurl yourself in front of a subway train. Make sure someone is there to record it for posterity.

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


paint a tunnel onto a brick wall and drive your car into it

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


the best way is to get a surgeon to install a bunch of tiny rockets into your skeleton, and then sew you back up. Then you get a job singing the national anthem at the super bowl, but instead of singing you launch your skeleton out of your meatbag, and then when it reenters the atmosphere it hits the OP in the dick, thus killing him by ICBM (Intercontinental bone(er) missile)

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Suffocating on laughing gas.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Are you near Kansas? There's a waterslide there that might be of assistance.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Crucifixion.

kaschei
Oct 25, 2005

Before posting this thread

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
If I had some friends i'd ask them to do it for me.

Ideally we would all enjoy Crossword Puzzles.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I'm really not even alive now tbh

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

BigBadSteve posted:

Hold a poz gangbang party with your rear end as the star, and tout it on Facebook so dozens of horny guys attend. The only rule: no condoms.
if yuo want to get to heaven you gotta raise a little hell :twisted:

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Lots of people in northern australia die sleeping on the road cause it holds heat overnight and keeps em warm

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
the government makes PSAs about not sleeping on the road

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

lol

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Moridin920 posted:

kill billionaires until you can't anymore

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA241Lg70fg

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

hahaha thats the one

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
There was also "Blow your nose" and "Go to the doctor"

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