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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

just eat this for breakfast lunch and din dins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMfdkIY4aAA

# ? Feb 22, 2017 04:16

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 01:17

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

numberoneposter posted:

just eat this for breakfast lunch and din dins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMfdkIY4aAA

I think I could do that for at least 4-5 days in a row.

# ? Feb 22, 2017 04:18

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im going to make that tomorrow i wonder if the bacon is easy to wrap or its some master chef trick

# ? Feb 22, 2017 04:20

Brrrmph: Feb 27, 2016; Слава Україні!

Mirthless posted:

No, but it's not incredibly uncommon, either. Gall bladder failure is probably going to happen to everybody who does Keto for an extended period of time, though. High fat + Rapid weight loss = dead gall bladder. That organ is a lot more useful than I ever gave it credit for when I still had it.

Like I said, I don't really recommend it.

I don't regret doing it - I think it saved my life, to be honest - but I followed a lot of bad advice on that diet and having to give up spicy food and dealing with persistent nausea all the time sucks hard. Back when I still posted on Reddit I tried really hard to add good advice to the Keto discussions there but those people are like a loving cult and they won't accept any criticism of their ~Magic Starvation Diet~ so, inevitably, a lot more people out there are going to jump on the Block of Cheese and Pound of Bacon diet and run into a lot of the same problems I did

If I did it all over again I'd change my carb limit from 20 a day to 80, eat a lot more fiber and a lot less saturated fat.

Yeah I'm not doing hardcore keto. I'm eating about 100-125 grams of carbs a day. I'm only asking about the coffee because I'm wondering if it is a good appetite suppressant and meal substitute.

Edit: sorry keto killed your gallbladder

# ? Feb 22, 2017 04:25

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i would never use coffee and butter as meal substitute lol

just get the high protein boost or whatever and count calories and do more exercise, the classics work

caffeine pills on the other hand are an effective meal suppressant and you wont get gut rot or poo poo your pants just dont take them past a certain point in the day as they could affect your sleep then when its late drink some water a pop some sleeping pills blam thank me later

# ? Feb 22, 2017 04:30

Frosted Flake: Sep 13, 2011; Semper Shitpost Ubique

Is this the poo poo that Joe Rogan is always going off about?

Gym dudes are basically SoCal Wine Moms with slightly different organic all-natural products.

# ? Feb 22, 2017 04:42

angerbot: Mar 23, 2004; plob

Here is a pro-tip from me to u: eat the same things, but less of them. Probably eat lots of veggies they're good for you. Eat good meat you can feel good about eating even if you have to eat it less often.

# ? Feb 22, 2017 04:55

plain blue jacket: Jan 13, 2014; IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Been a while since we dealt with this train wreck

# ? Feb 22, 2017 05:58

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

had 2 eggs 2 bacon and 4 beers for dinner

# ? Feb 22, 2017 08:12

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I love to make a big cup of hot coffee and toss in 2 or 3 thin mints. Let them melt and swirl around and that's flavortown

# ? Feb 22, 2017 08:41

Psycho Society: Oct 21, 2010

oldpainless posted:

I love to make a big cup of hot coffee and toss in 2 or 3 thin mints. Let them melt and swirl around and that's flavortown

Hell yeah

# ? Feb 22, 2017 08:58

naem: May 29, 2011

Altoids work well for that too

# ? Feb 22, 2017 09:17

extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

Nolan Arenado posted:

everytime i forget which type of cholesterol is the bad kind and which is the good kind i just look for that post and look at bigger number

# ? Feb 22, 2017 09:20

Minorkos: Feb 20, 2010

angerbeet posted:

Here is a pro-tip from me to u: eat the same things, but less of them.

is it okay if i eat limitless amounts of bacon in this diet?

# ? Feb 22, 2017 11:05

Bardeh: Dec 2, 2004; Fun Shoe

I started cutting out sugar and bread and rice and I'm losing weight and have more energy. I still eat carbs though, just from stuff like broccoli and avocados and cabbage. You can make a ton of awesome and healthy keto food. I guess keto still works if you just eat butter and bacon, but you'd have to be an idiot to think that would actually make you healthy.

Anyway, instead of coffee with butter in it I usually have 2 eggs and an avocado with a little bit of hot sauce and black pepper on top and it's tasty af and fills me up for ages.

# ? Feb 22, 2017 12:05

plain blue jacket: Jan 13, 2014; IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Buttchugged a gallon of bacon grease I stole from the back of a Burgerking

# ? Feb 22, 2017 12:08

Shaquin: May 12, 2007

plain blue jacket posted:

Buttchugged a gallon of bacon grease I stole from the back of a Burgerking

Ahh the Highwayman's Delight

# ? Feb 22, 2017 12:34

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

The Bulletproof Executive man says the toxins are all in the coffee, so to save money skip the coffee part and have a big mug of hot butter for breakfast.

# ? Feb 22, 2017 15:41