- EorayMel
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WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
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Exterminators must always be prepared to exterminate a myriad of threats. And for every threat, they will need the proper equipment. This thread may help any new or uncertain exterminators decide what equipment they will need.
I think a very underrated piece of exterminator equipment is a bottle of acidic seltzer water. When splashed against clowns, their wings disintegrate and are stripped of the ability to counterattack when their hive is threatened. It also doubles for emergency hydration during extermination of said hives in desert areas near communities, before it can spread and pose an immediate danger.
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It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
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cursed enchanted dagger +4
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May 26, 2018 23:35
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4 str 4 stam leather belt
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May 26, 2018 23:58
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i usually bring along hi-potions or phoenix downs in case i encounter any unwanted undead
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May 27, 2018 06:10
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FALSE SLACK
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Shoe gun. Self-explanatory.
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May 29, 2018 00:01
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FALSE SLACK
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A weaponized thermonuclear device.
e: woops splat covered this
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May 29, 2018 00:02
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FALSE SLACK
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Typewriter.
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May 29, 2018 00:02
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- Olive!
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It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
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the glaive from krull
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May 29, 2018 01:54
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Helmet-mounted sandwich holder. When you're busy and wearing heavy PPE drenched in deadly chemicals it's hard to find time for a snack break. This device handily holds a standard two-slice sandwich in convenient biting position without obscuring your field of view. Adapters are available for burgers and 6, 9, and 12-inch subs. Helmet-mounted fries/chips, beverage, and napkin holders all sold separately.
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May 30, 2018 01:48
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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Alot of ppl dont know that the only way to get rid of termites is to drink water from the Nile and recite the Exhortations of Bathamut from the book of the dead
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May 30, 2018 05:51
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Tiny motorcycles to try and bribe mice with.
I have not thought about those books in years holy poo poo I loved them as a kid
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May 30, 2018 23:28
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Tiny motorcycles to try and bribe mice with.
drat, I miss Luvcow!
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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May 30, 2018 23:38
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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a jar of bugs
everyone in the idf must die
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May 31, 2018 04:12
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Shoe gun. Self-explanatory.
I was going to say a shoe. Nothin' special, just a shoe, but here you come in to this thread (ittt) and steal my thunder with your fancy gadget nonsense when a shoe will do a drat fine job killin' vermin, ayup.
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May 31, 2018 06:51
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aw, now i miss them too
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May 31, 2018 07:14
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I should think before posting
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an apple to keep the doctor away
(help me i am a doctor and they've locked me out of my consult!!!)
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May 31, 2018 19:09
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- EorayMel
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WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
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An extremely sharp pencil.
Sign contracts detailing your services and use it as a stick to catch and remove bugs in one utensil.
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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The Roach Sympathizer uses EHF (extremely high frequency) soundwaves, pheromone patterns, and soothing textures the RS entices subjects away from human habitation and toward a more sanitary location in a non-invasive, non-destructive manner, then douses them with Bug Acid.
A hallucinogen not a solvent, BA induces a spiritual journey through the Other Verse allowing subjects to awaken their inner potential. In eusocial bugs, the Awakened Ones have an 87% chance to initiate civic formation, basic legal codes, and/or pheremonic 'writing' ushering in Nascent Bug Society.
Over the course of several months, NBS evolves into Primitive Hierarchical Bug Society (PHBS) and, eventually, Highly Bureaucratized Bug Society (HBBS). HBBS formations channel bug energies into semi-productive, semi-ritualized activities like Bug Accounting or Bug Asset Management culminating in the invention of Bug Structured Mortgages.
And that's the real trap.
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Jun 7, 2018 14:43
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tinystax
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leave them some kafka so they remember they were once human and die from existential despair
vanisher made my sig and it's super cool thanks v
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Jun 7, 2018 23:32
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my friend once told me that he farted and it smelled like ant poison
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The Roach Sympathizer uses EHF (extremely high frequency) soundwaves, pheromone patterns, and soothing textures the RS entices subjects away from human habitation and toward a more sanitary location in a non-invasive, non-destructive manner, then douses them with Bug Acid.
A hallucinogen not a solvent, BA induces a spiritual journey through the Other Verse allowing subjects to awaken their inner potential. In eusocial bugs, the Awakened Ones have an 87% chance to initiate civic formation, basic legal codes, and/or pheremonic 'writing' ushering in Nascent Bug Society.
Over the course of several months, NBS evolves into Primitive Hierarchical Bug Society (PHBS) and, eventually, Highly Bureaucratized Bug Society (HBBS). HBBS formations channel bug energies into semi-productive, semi-ritualized activities like Bug Accounting or Bug Asset Management culminating in the invention of Bug Structured Mortgages.
And that's the real trap.
leave them some kafka so they remember they were once human and die from existential despair
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Jun 8, 2018 07:38
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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A calculator to figure out your bill.
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Jun 8, 2018 11:32
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Underwear that is used to keep you r butthole from rubbing all round the inside of your pants.
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