unlikely exterminator equipment

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EorayMel: WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Exterminators must always be prepared to exterminate a myriad of threats. And for every threat, they will need the proper equipment. This thread may help any new or uncertain exterminators decide what equipment they will need.

I think a very underrated piece of exterminator equipment is a bottle of acidic seltzer water. When splashed against clowns, their wings disintegrate and are stripped of the ability to counterattack when their hive is threatened. It also doubles for emergency hydration during extermination of said hives in desert areas near communities, before it can spread and pose an immediate danger.

# ? May 26, 2018 23:17

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# ? May 4, 2024 07:48

joke_explainer

A phased plasma pulse-laser in the forty watt range.

# ? May 26, 2018 23:27

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

cursed enchanted dagger +4

# ? May 26, 2018 23:35

Mummy Napkin

4 str 4 stam leather belt

# ? May 26, 2018 23:58

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

The Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator is essential for getting rid of even the toughest of pests. Beware of kaboom.

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# ? May 27, 2018 00:33

Kesshan

i usually bring along hi-potions or phoenix downs in case i encounter any unwanted undead

# ? May 27, 2018 06:10

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Shoe gun. Self-explanatory.

# ? May 29, 2018 00:01

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

A weaponized thermonuclear device.

e: woops splat covered this

# ? May 29, 2018 00:02

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Typewriter.

# ? May 29, 2018 00:02

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

You'll need a sword and hammer in case you stumble across some sort of extra-dimensional space or sumthin'

# ? May 29, 2018 00:24

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

the glaive from krull

# ? May 29, 2018 01:54

google THIS

Helmet-mounted sandwich holder. When you're busy and wearing heavy PPE drenched in deadly chemicals it's hard to find time for a snack break. This device handily holds a standard two-slice sandwich in convenient biting position without obscuring your field of view. Adapters are available for burgers and 6, 9, and 12-inch subs. Helmet-mounted fries/chips, beverage, and napkin holders all sold separately.

# ? May 30, 2018 01:48

Chasterson: by Nyc_Tattoo

Alot of ppl dont know that the only way to get rid of termites is to drink water from the Nile and recite the Exhortations of Bathamut from the book of the dead

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# ? May 30, 2018 05:51

BoldFrankensteinMir

Tiny motorcycles to try and bribe mice with.

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# ? May 30, 2018 08:23

google THIS

BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

Tiny motorcycles to try and bribe mice with.

I have not thought about those books in years holy poo poo I loved them as a kid

# ? May 30, 2018 23:28

Robot Made of Meat

BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

Tiny motorcycles to try and bribe mice with.

drat, I miss Luvcow!

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? May 30, 2018 23:38

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Robot Made of Meat posted:

drat, I miss Luvcow!

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# ? May 31, 2018 01:10

BoldFrankensteinMir

Posters showing cockroaches having a great time in exotic locales, and a model airport full of sticky traps.

An elephant determined to overcome his fears with the help of a hazmat suit and a mallet.

Solo: a Star Wars Story on DVD with subtitles for termites.

# ? May 31, 2018 04:10

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

a jar of bugs

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? May 31, 2018 04:12

BoldFrankensteinMir

Pauline Kael's ghost in a mylar graduation balloon.

# ? May 31, 2018 04:17

Cyberpunkey Monkey: by Nyc_Tattoo

Hugh Malone posted:

Shoe gun. Self-explanatory.

I was going to say a shoe. Nothin' special, just a shoe, but here you come in to this thread (ittt) and steal my thunder with your fancy gadget nonsense when a shoe will do a drat fine job killin' vermin, ayup.

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# ? May 31, 2018 06:51

BoldFrankensteinMir

Fake shoegun (intimidating, but not as easily prosecutable as a deadly weapon by spider lawyers)

# ? May 31, 2018 06:55

Scaly Haylie

Robot Made of Meat posted:

drat, I miss Luvcow!

aw, now i miss them too

# ? May 31, 2018 07:14

PhantomPayne: I should think before posting

an apple to keep the doctor away

(help me i am a doctor and they've locked me out of my consult!!!)

# ? May 31, 2018 19:09

BoldFrankensteinMir

Ten deviled eggs.

# ? May 31, 2018 19:46

EorayMel: WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

An extremely sharp pencil.

Sign contracts detailing your services and use it as a stick to catch and remove bugs in one utensil.

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# ? Jun 1, 2018 04:59

BoldFrankensteinMir

A book of magic tricks you can do with an LCD calculator.

# ? Jun 1, 2018 05:15

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

The Roach Sympathizer uses EHF (extremely high frequency) soundwaves, pheromone patterns, and soothing textures the RS entices subjects away from human habitation and toward a more sanitary location in a non-invasive, non-destructive manner, then douses them with Bug Acid.

A hallucinogen not a solvent, BA induces a spiritual journey through the Other Verse allowing subjects to awaken their inner potential. In eusocial bugs, the Awakened Ones have an 87% chance to initiate civic formation, basic legal codes, and/or pheremonic 'writing' ushering in Nascent Bug Society.

Over the course of several months, NBS evolves into Primitive Hierarchical Bug Society (PHBS) and, eventually, Highly Bureaucratized Bug Society (HBBS). HBBS formations channel bug energies into semi-productive, semi-ritualized activities like Bug Accounting or Bug Asset Management culminating in the invention of Bug Structured Mortgages.

And that's the real trap.

# ? Jun 7, 2018 14:43

ShortStack: tinystax

leave them some kafka so they remember they were once human and die from existential despair

vanisher made my sig and it's super cool thanks v

# ? Jun 7, 2018 23:32

joke_explainer

BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

Ten deviled eggs.

It's the deviling that makes them useful. Demonic power is not to be trifled with, you can pull off some Powerful incantations

# ? Jun 8, 2018 05:19

Korean Boomhauer

my friend once told me that he farted and it smelled like ant poison

# ? Jun 8, 2018 07:20

Manifisto

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

The Roach Sympathizer uses EHF (extremely high frequency) soundwaves, pheromone patterns, and soothing textures the RS entices subjects away from human habitation and toward a more sanitary location in a non-invasive, non-destructive manner, then douses them with Bug Acid.

A hallucinogen not a solvent, BA induces a spiritual journey through the Other Verse allowing subjects to awaken their inner potential. In eusocial bugs, the Awakened Ones have an 87% chance to initiate civic formation, basic legal codes, and/or pheremonic 'writing' ushering in Nascent Bug Society.

Over the course of several months, NBS evolves into Primitive Hierarchical Bug Society (PHBS) and, eventually, Highly Bureaucratized Bug Society (HBBS). HBBS formations channel bug energies into semi-productive, semi-ritualized activities like Bug Accounting or Bug Asset Management culminating in the invention of Bug Structured Mortgages.

And that's the real trap.