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Trollologist
Mar 3, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
I'm so sick of every thread having not the best posts. This thread is for only the best posts. No context required.

Here's some to get you started:

empty whippet box posted:

severe diahrrea sometimes gets people arrested for trafficking cocaine, but also sometimes saves lives, so who can say if it's good or bad;

Virgil Vox posted:

Are there any snell open face helmets where you could also wear a n95?

Looking to have a mask on entire event basically. Sorry but I don't want to risk it around now.

Gumball Gumption posted:

So he's pretty much the David Bowie of right wing grift RE: Reinventing himself.

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
 

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Puss

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
im gay

DemonToadGoat
Jan 12, 2015

:firstpost:

Would be a good post at the start of this thread

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
:synpa:

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
I carefully polished this post, so it would be extra shiny and bright!

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
this is my post

keep it safe and warm

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
The empty one, but not actually posting it

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I made a dookie from my butt and it fell on another butt and that butt absorbed the dookie via osmosis

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Turn your monitor on and gently caress off gurf

Trollologist
Mar 3, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Found another banger:

Veskit posted:

I’ll be really bummed out if breeders don’t pivot to family pet sales.

Though the nga will have to update their rules too since Akc was way easier to deal with.

Trollologist
Mar 3, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Forums are on Fire today!

Another best post!

Foolster41 posted:

Nice! If I hadn't stunned Zimo with the first throw I could have as a second action thrown them back to red skull who was waiting behind Crossbones.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


YOUUUUUUUU!!

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
Ive never made a good post and i aint gonna start now gently caress u op

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

soulja boy tellem

Trollologist
Mar 3, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

runnypoops posted:

Ive never made a good post and i aint gonna start now gently caress u op

This is the high quality posting I'm talking about!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
https://i.imgur.com/tcM2P1t.gifv

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Darwin award material

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Those are staggered just a little in my window, and it's loving hilarious. Like a row-row-row your boat round, but with ball-crushing.

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Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
We

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