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I did actually meet a goon through okcupid. We didn't do the stairs thing but we did figure it out on the first date. We casually dated for a while then i moved across the country. He's married now. I don't remember his user name but he posted in AI mostly. I guess my actually gooniest thing ever is somewhat related. I remember when GLITBL was going on I actually thought one of the guys that posted, that was in my city, was cute. I think I actually made a whole post to reply but before i posted it this much hotter girl that was closer to his age posted and i didn't go through with it. Their date ended up being successful and I was super jealous. Made me feel goony af. I actually was at the time (also now) I had very few friends and spent a lot of time alone in my dorm. In retrospect i was probably depressed.
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Dixville posted:I did actually meet a goon through okcupid. We didn't do the stairs thing but we did figure it out on the first date. We casually dated for a while then i moved across the country. He's married now. I don't remember his user name but he posted in AI mostly. Goondolences!
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whenever i post something I think is funny, or creative and then it's absolutely ignored. i get a little sad. it's like the guy that was "But THESE ARE GOOD MEMES!!" except with posts.
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1. When I was a teenager I had just bought a Zippo lighter at a mall, and while waiting for the bus outside these cute girls came up to me asking if I had a light. I had never talked to girls up to this point, so my heart fuckin raced. I proudly took out my zippo but I was so goddamn nervous my hand shook violently and I somehow hosed up, burning the inside of the cigarette. She looked at me in disgust. I felt like such a sack of poo poo. 2. I was at a house party playing Rock Band and there was this cute redhead I was very drunkenly trying to impress. I told her I was a director which was semi-true, I was taking film classes and interning for garbage student projects. She saw through that poo poo immediately. My friend had a good laugh watching me just bomb.
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i just scratched my taint and sniffed my finger (mostly vegetal with a bit of a brine)
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JetSetGo posted:1. When I was a teenager I had just bought a Zippo lighter at a mall, and while waiting for the bus outside these cute girls came up to me asking if I had a light. I had never talked to girls up to this point, so my heart fuckin raced. I proudly took out my zippo but I was so goddamn nervous my hand shook violently and I somehow hosed up, burning the inside of the cigarette. She looked at me in disgust. I felt like such a sack of poo poo. drat zippos were so cool too bad vapes ruined everything
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When I had norovirus I poo poo myself, went and showered and changed into fresh pyjamas and immediately poo poo myself again
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egg_dog posted:When I had norovirus I poo poo myself, went and showered and changed into fresh pyjamas and immediately poo poo myself again I hear ya buddy, except imagine the first time is you're at work
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Apr 16, 2022 08:33
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I will never forget the day I joined the Yakuza.
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Apr 16, 2022 08:39
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I was at a festival and there was a guy selling acid, and I said YES I WOULD LIKE AN ACID so he looked at me funny then sold me a tiny piece of cardboard for 5 quid
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once back when i was a teenager, early 2000's. I had a girl I fancied in my car, just driving around hanging out. at one point we were parked up somewhere secluded, at night, and she sat on my lap while we were flirting, and still I didn't make a move lmao
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Apr 16, 2022 09:59
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I was being arrested for domestic violence and I leaned over and whispered to the officer "do you have stairs in your house?" but he misinterpreted it because I had just pushed my mistress down a flight of stairs.
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Apr 16, 2022 11:40
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A CRAB IRL posted:I hear ya buddy, except imagine the first time is you're at work I _was_ at work but made it home just in time! (to poo poo myself)
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HD DAD posted:Over a decade ago I posted a thread in E/N and got mocked so mercilessly I changed my username and av lmao heh same. my first giflfriend when i was a highschool freshman cheated on me with her cousin and the thread was pretty much 'what should i do'. i am an extremelly well adjusted individual.
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I have spent a nonzero amount of time trying to explain pieces of goon lore to my mom. One of the pieces was Groverhaus -- I don't remember why we were looking at houses but I definitely made a "load-bearing drywall" reference & explained it to her when she looked at me confusedly. The worst part is that this probably isn't even my gooniest moment. Frank Frank posted:I wore one of the black grenade logo shirts out to a bar circa 2003 and some dude said the “stairs” thing to me like it was the funniest thing in the world and I pretended like I didn’t know what he was talking about. I never wore that shirt in public again. I sincerely hope that the "stairs" guy posted in this thread.
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:heh same. my first giflfriend when i was a highschool freshman cheated on me with her cousin and the thread was pretty much 'what should i do'. i am an extremelly well adjusted individual. so what did you do?
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https://youtu.be/ihNbnhftN3g This thing. This thing right here? I loving love it.
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