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Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Funky See Funky Do posted:

There's your episode.

Jerry accidentally eats rear end while going down his girlfriend. Now he has to break up with her. George agrees. Kramer doesn't see the problem. Elaine is intrigued and keeps trying to get Putty to eat her rear end but he's having none of it.

lol

Jerry: "It was dark, I couldn't see, and when I traveled 'downtown' I went to far!"

George: "You mean...the wrong side of town???"

Jerry: "I'm pretty sure! I think my tongue touched the taint!"

George: "The taint? You know what that means? You're tainted, Jerry! Tainted!"

Jerry: "I'm tainted!"

Kramer: *after taking a drink from Jerry's milk* "It's no big deal. I take a stroll down the wrong side of town all the time. "

*laugh track*

Elaine: "Hmmm... I've never thought about letting someone visit the wrong side of my town before..."

# ? May 3, 2024 08:49

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# ? May 11, 2024 09:40

Bonzo: Mar 11, 2004; Just like Mama used to make it!

Newman looses his mod status on /r/Kramer

# ? May 3, 2024 16:02

A Fancy Hat: Nov 18, 2016; Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

George has a revelation after he realizes his job doesn't actually create anything or provide any value.

"I sit at my desk, Jerry, and enter some numbers into a spreadsheet. I send that to another guy who signs off on it. One day, I forgot to send the spreadsheet and nobody said anything. So I just stopped doing it. Long story short, I'm not doing ANYTHING any more, it's great!"

"So you show up to work, you sit at your desk, and that's your day? You're getting paid to sit at a desk all day and do nothing! George, do you have any pride in yourself?"

"NONE AT ALL! It's great, Jerry, I've freed myself from the shackles of capitalism!"

"Oh, you've freed yourself from SOMETHING all right."

# ? May 3, 2024 16:13

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Bogus Adventure posted:

lol

Jerry: "It was dark, I couldn't see, and when I traveled 'downtown' I went to far!"

George: "You mean...the wrong side of town???"

Jerry: "I'm pretty sure! I think my tongue touched the taint!"

George: "The taint? You know what that means? You're tainted, Jerry! Tainted!"

Jerry: "I'm tainted!"

Kramer: *after taking a drink from Jerry's milk* "It's no big deal. I take a stroll down the wrong side of town all the time. "

*laugh track*

Elaine: "Hmmm... I've never thought about letting someone visit the wrong side of my town before..."

*slap bass outro

# ? May 3, 2024 16:16

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

A Fancy Hat posted:

George has a revelation after he realizes his job doesn't actually create anything or provide any value.

"I sit at my desk, Jerry, and enter some numbers into a spreadsheet. I send that to another guy who signs off on it. One day, I forgot to send the spreadsheet and nobody said anything. So I just stopped doing it. Long story short, I'm not doing ANYTHING any more, it's great!"

"So you show up to work, you sit at your desk, and that's your day? You're getting paid to sit at a desk all day and do nothing! George, do you have any pride in yourself?"

"NONE AT ALL! It's great, Jerry, I've freed myself from the shackles of capitalism!"

"Oh, you've freed yourself from SOMETHING all right."

gently caress

i'm george

# ? May 3, 2024 16:19

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?