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Phummus posted:mindphlux, I work in a radiology group, and we had a patient refuse to drink the contrast barium because it didn't say 'gluten free' on the label. Please make sure you ask the tech if your Mag is gluten free when you go in for your test. Please. I did this poo poo two weeks ago gently caress BARIUM CONTRAST probably the most harrowing experience of my adult life.
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wow I literally just dry heaved thinking about it.
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mindphlux posted:I'll eat 8oz of straight mustard the night before and make it my ICSA entry. Call your entry Cooking Fundamentally
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Smorgasboat! http://smorgasboatbrooklyn.com/
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Conversation over the breakfast table... Daddy - I found a false willy yesterday What do you mean a false willy? It was orange and had balls and everything. WHAT do you mean a false willy? It was really long, much longer than yours. What do you mean longer than mine? I found it in the park on my way back from school! What did you do with it? I picked it up, and then we swordfighted with it. Oh... Then I threw it at the ground to see if it would break.. Oh.. Did it? No - it was made from rubber, so it bounced!... ... ... What do you mean much longer than mine?Holy poo poo I would have loved to have that entire swordfighting with dildos on video to show to their friends when they turn 15..
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this is the only thing I can think of when I read the words 'false willy' http://www.heartsfireleathers.com/xcart/catalog/Mr-Jack-Mouth-W-Mustache-p-1911023.html obviously not safe for work. because you're working on the weekend. and are going to get fired for looking at Mr-Jack-Mouth-W-Mustache.
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I bet this is better in the original moon language because `false willy' is probably something like `schlüerpendøngen'.
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I love you, Happy Hat.
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SubG posted:I bet this is better in the original moon language because `false willy' is probably something like `schlüerpendøngen'. I cannot stop giggling.
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Drink and Fight posted:I love you, Happy Hat. Aryan child dildo-fighting is a thing that exists I guess.
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I'd get your kid tested, Mr. Hat. You never know what might be on a strange false willy in the wilderness. 
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a frightened child wandering the dark, forlorn forests of nærøyfjorden : suddenly, twixt the trees, a schlüerpendøngen!!
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Drink and Fight posted:I love you, Happy Hat. I'd just emptyquote this if I could.
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mindphlux posted:a schlüerpendøngen!! Almost swallowed my tongue sounding that out.
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Drink and Fight posted:I love you, Happy Hat. Emptyquote. mindphlux posted:I keep waiting for my hot as poo poo of-unknown-providence latina neighbor girl to offer to scrub my floors or like dust or something. To hell with tacos, I suspect that you have insufficient supplies of Lemon Pledge. Once you correct this deficit, she'll be unable to resist. Joborgzorz posted:The trendy gluten-free thing is the one fad diet that actually pisses me off. While the fad diet/health craze aspects are impossible to deny, I know a lot of people who have decided to go gluten-free, and a few of them I actually respect as cooks/gourmets. Even The Beet has gone gluten-free.  Maybe there really are rising levels of celiac and gluten intolerance? If so, what could possibly be to blame? Mankind has been cultivating wheat for a LONG time... My hippy-dippy girlfriend blames GMO wheat. Seems like a stretch to me, but I don't have any better ideas. Maybe one of you sciencey folks can dismiss that one for me? Squashy Nipples fucked around with this message at 01:14 on Jun 11, 2012 |
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I once found a dildo on the ground in Philly and chased my girlfriend down the street with it because I am a huge man child.
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A very good friend of mine is co-editor of a "erotic magazine for women". You would not BELIEVE the kind of poo poo you can find in her cupboards and what you can do with them at a party.
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Squashy Nipples posted:Emptyquote. However, this could all be apocryphal.
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Happy Hat posted:Conversation over the breakfast table... This is incredible.
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mindphlux posted:a frightened child wandering the dark, forlorn forests of nærøyfjorden : suddenly, twixt the trees, a schlüerpendøngen!! For some reason my mind immediately put this to Der Erlkönig only with much happier lyrics. Also: Drink and Fight posted:I love you, Happy Hat.
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mindphlux posted:a frightened child wandering the dark, forlorn forests of nærøyfjorden : suddenly, twixt the trees, a schlüerpendøngen!! Next season on "Once Upon a Time".
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Ungh, nisk (kurdish red lentil soup) on a rainy day is pure heaven.
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Didion posted:Ungh, nisk (kurdish red lentil soup) on a rainy day is pure heaven.
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Informed wife about purchase of deep fryer. Did it during performance of oral sex, she approved of my guile! I will now fry the world!
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Happy Hat posted:Informed wife about purchase of deep fryer. Did it during performance of oral sex, she approved of my guile! HH I'll drop your book in the post come Tuesday. I'm not sure you got my email, so I'll tell you here. Shipping to the DK is like $13 and some change. Is that OK?
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Oh yes! To even think that I am able to partake of someone who actually has the capability and capacity to write a book, however remotely, is something that is deeply awesome to me, in the truest sense of the word. To say that I envy the ability to do so would be a falsehood, as I would rather say that I think you should be celebrated; to write, and to get read is a feat that is joyfull for everybody that knows you. You will be put front and center of my bookshelf, and I will enjoy bragging to my friends that 'oh - this is someone I know - please read the inscription to me'. Thank you dino! (This post may have been written under the influence of alcohol, that is not a problem, because it is filled with love).
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therattle posted:Recipe pls. Varies a bit, but I'd say the staple you should follow is (all approximate cause that's how kurdish people roll): 6 cups of water one cup red lentils(thoroughly rinsed) 0,5-1 onion, chopped. t. curry powder t. turmeric pinch of cumin black pepper (from personal preference to 0.5 t.) Salt to taste 4 T. of rice fry the chopped onion in some oil till it sweats before adding the all but the rice and let it cook for 30 minutes, then add rice and cook for 10 minutes more and that's it. If you prefer a more creamy texture then just whisk it for a few minutes before you finish. Some people enjoy stock (poultry) in the mix, chick peas, fresh/dried lime and you could also swap the rice for some suitable pasta if you'd like. Watch and stir every now and then those last 10 minutes or the rice will stick to the bottom. Didion fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Jun 3, 2012 |
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Question, why does the restaurant industry pay so poorly? Like, I am sure it is a ton of different factors but I couldn't really think of a compelling reason why.
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bunnielab posted:Question, why does the restaurant industry pay so poorly? I think Marx and Engels generally explained it. Look for the bits discussing the relationship between those with capital and those without.
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ulmont posted:I think Marx and Engels generally explained it. Look for the bits discussing the relationship between those with capital and those without. Restaurant workers are too busy getting liberal arts degrees and growing beards to learn any better job skills?
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bunnielab posted:Question, why does the restaurant industry pay so poorly? Margins, highly volatile market with potentially lots of incumbent or potential competitors, highly volatile consumers as well who generally reduce expenditure on luxury such as restaurant dining (depending on the restaurant) when their own household economy is hurt, season affected, requires a lot of capital to penetrate market and even then the odds of making it through is laughable most of the time. Maybe you're keeping your expenditure as low as possible so you can recuperate the money used for start up/price penetration or you're keeping as tight a budget for rainy days. It just doesn't pay to pay more than market minimum/what your competitors are willing to pay unless you can gain something extra from the employees (Maslow) so the market ends up tacitly colluding in regards wages. At least that's my outside-in perspective on the matter. Didion fucked around with this message at 03:33 on Jun 4, 2012 |
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bunnielab posted:Question, why does the restaurant industry pay so poorly? people just don't like paying for prepared food. there are tons of restaurants, and not so many people with an inclination to eat out. so low end restaurants charging just a little bit have to compete with industrialized food like TV dinners and mcdonalds and olive garden and poo poo, and mid-high end businesses have to compete with eachother, and a limited dining public. so really I personally just think the market is always over-saturated with "dining establishments", all operating on pretty slim profit margins, which makes it hard to pay good wages. couple that with the fact that flipping burgers doesn't really require a masters degree, and when you have tons of places needing to employ basically skill-less job positions - basically the pressure of overhead will lead any sensible business person to feel out the minimum hourly wage they can afford to pay someone, and settle on that. couple all that with the fact that restaurant employees tend to be notoriously flaky and strange employees, and I think you have it buttoned and sealed right there. "right to work" states are probably an even bigger burden on operators - where's the incentive to pay someone a really sweet wage if they can still just up and leave whenever the hell they want to? dunno, it sucks though. if I ever scraped together enough dollars to start a food related business, I'd love to pay people a good wage, but I think it's just tough to do in practice and stay afloat. sous, exec (if not myself), and GM are probably the three positions I could imagine salarying. maybe dishwasher, out of respect. mindphlux fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Jun 4, 2012 |
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My neighbor a couple of houses down had their garage burn down today. Made for a pretty exciting day what with the street being shut down for all the fire trucks and what have you. Impromptu block party, though, as a sign of community support that it was just the garage (and the 41 Buick that he was working on, that he just got, which started the fire) and not anything important (like people) that got damaged. Still, it was pretty exciting for a bit when my son ran into the house early this afternoon shouting "Dad the house is on fire!" I say "no the house is not on fire I am standing in it and it is certainly not on fire" to which he responds "No dad, the neighbor's house!" "Oh!" says I and I run out the back door only to be greeted by a wall of heat that was eminating from several properties away.
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Mr. Wiggles posted:My neighbor a couple of houses down had their garage burn down today. Made for a pretty exciting day what with the street being shut down for all the fire trucks and what have you. Impromptu block party, though, as a sign of community support that it was just the garage (and the 41 Buick that he was working on, that he just got, which started the fire) and not anything important (like people) that got damaged. Still, it was pretty exciting for a bit when my son ran into the house early this afternoon shouting "Dad the house is on fire!" I say "no the house is not on fire I am standing in it and it is certainly not on fire" to which he responds "No dad, the neighbor's house!" "Oh!" says I and I run out the back door only to be greeted by a wall of heat that was eminating from several properties away. Next update: neighbours band together for barn/garage raising, followed by party with old-timey fiddle, banjo and washboard band and plenty of moonshine drunk from clay jars.
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mindphlux posted:couple all that with the fact that restaurant employees tend to be notoriously flaky and strange employees, and I think you have it buttoned and sealed right there. "right to work" states are probably an even bigger burden on operators - where's the incentive to pay someone a really sweet wage if they can still just up and leave whenever the hell they want to? I thought "right to work" was just about keeping unions from forming and letting employers fire people whenever they wanted.
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Delicious Sci Fi posted:I thought "right to work" was just about keeping unions from forming and letting employers fire people whenever they wanted. Yeah, right to work means you can't have a closed shop. You can have unions, but union participation isn't mandatory. What everyone confuses with that is employment at will, which allows either employer or employee to terminate the working relationship without cause at any time.
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You know what happens when people go pro se for awhile, then come in because they are in waaaaaay over their heads? You bill them for hours and hours of loving cleaning up and organizing your goddamn shitpile of a file. God loving drat it, this is like the fifth time I've run into another pile of emails, the vast majority of which are duplicates, but I still have to go through them because there will be, without a doubt, one loving email that fills in a gap. A gap made because Mr. Genius pro se figured it was an immaterial email. Fuuuuuck clients, I hate them all. (Rant over; also, gently caress you again halal for causing me to quit cigs last week.)
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Yeah, right to work means you can't have a closed shop. You can have unions, but union participation isn't mandatory. whoops, yeah 'at will employment' is what I meant.
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CuddleChunks posted:Sorry to read about drama but ahahah that video. I'm easily entertained. Do you pay him to tuneup your wife too?
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pr0k posted:Ragequit and deleted all the FB GWS Illuminati from his friendlist for reasons unknown (attention whoring.)
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