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You have a hilarious accent, chin up.
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# ? Jun 9, 2012 17:08 |
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# ? May 16, 2024 02:23 |
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The Mutato posted:19, and Australian, so drat straight I know how to drink. Actually drink or those little bitch tinnies?
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# ? Jun 9, 2012 17:28 |
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rejutka posted:Actually drink or those little bitch tinnies? I quite like spirits and craft beer, but if I'm going to party (or read affc) I'll knock myself out on the cheap poo poo and goon
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# ? Jun 9, 2012 18:26 |
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:I'm so sorry, my Commonwealth-brother. I just default assume everyone else is a filthy Yankee pigdog. Canada is basically america and you know it.
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# ? Jun 9, 2012 19:22 |
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IRQ posted:Canada is basically america and you know it. Canada is an Arnold Palmer of Britain and America, with a little bit of French mixed in just because.
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# ? Jun 9, 2012 19:25 |
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IRQ posted:
This is now a correct statement.
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# ? Jun 9, 2012 19:27 |
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:This is now a correct statement. As an american, I don't know where that is. Canada is just one big thing. Except newfoundland, I'll let you guys say that's something different.
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# ? Jun 9, 2012 19:34 |
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Ice-Texas. We'll leave it at that. All the oil comes from the far northern part of it, but gets spilt across the rest.
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# ? Jun 9, 2012 19:39 |
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Canada is that Alaskan place with French people, right?
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# ? Jun 9, 2012 19:40 |
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Alaska is like way north of the Wall. Craster's Keep, say. And Canada is like the Gift; mostly empty, with everyone living in the south of it if at all. And America, well, America is that big country with the giant army which is constantly coming apart at the seams from internecine civil conflict. HERITAGE, NOT HATE
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# ? Jun 9, 2012 19:45 |
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We've been over this. Dorne is Mexico because GRRM is lazy and a bad writer and wanted Antonio Banderas from Desperado to fight Gregor and then he filled in the rest with "oh yeah and there's lots of spicy peppers and everyone has mucha pasión". The Dorne chapters are pretty much a telenovela.
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# ? Jun 9, 2012 20:28 |
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That's how HBO should do post-ADWD seasons.
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# ? Jun 9, 2012 21:49 |
A GLISTENING HODOR posted:The Dorne chapters are pretty much a telenovela. Works for me.
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# ? Jun 9, 2012 22:05 |
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IRQ posted:That's how HBO should do post-ADWD seasons. I'd love it if during the AFFC/ADWD seasons, whenever they cut to Dorne, it was suddenly shot in shaky, high-contrast VHS and everyone acted completely over the top.
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# ? Jun 10, 2012 03:13 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:We've been over this. Dorne is Mexico because GRRM is lazy and a bad writer and wanted Antonio Banderas from Desperado to fight Gregor and then he filled in the rest with "oh yeah and there's lots of spicy peppers and everyone has mucha pasión". Agreed! I have to wonder how they're going to do Dorne. So long as they get Princess Bride dude for Oberyn we'll be alright.
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# ? Jun 10, 2012 03:29 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I'd love it if during the AFFC/ADWD seasons, whenever they cut to Dorne, it was suddenly shot in shaky, high-contrast VHS and everyone acted completely over the top. Remember the Apollo program? We can't do that sort of thing currently and by the time this happens we won't have VHS technology either. Maybe they can get a movie redux a la Dark Shadows. Depp can be Littlefinger, Carter can be Cersei.
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# ? Jun 10, 2012 03:37 |
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Mandy Patinkin is really far too old to play Oberyn, by about two whole decades.
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# ? Jun 10, 2012 03:40 |
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Azure_Horizon posted:So long as they get Princess Bride dude for Oberyn we'll be alright. How do you not remember the name of Inigo Montoya? That was like the most badass scene I had ever watched when I was like 12 and I remembered his name to this day.
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# ? Jun 10, 2012 03:41 |
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Mandy Patinkin is really far too old to play Oberyn, by about two whole decades. Yeah but he still owns. Watch Homeland. I will murder anyone who doesn't watch Homeland. It is that good.
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# ? Jun 10, 2012 03:59 |
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IRQ posted:Yeah but he still owns. Watch Homeland. I will murder anyone who doesn't watch Homeland. It is that good. You usually have good tv show recommendations so I'll take a look at it, but goddamn the magic of the Military-Industrial Complex drama dies when you actually work for it and realize how loving boring it is which is why I didn't want to watch it when another friend of mine recommended it. By the way, that's why I've been GRRM-bitching less lately. I have a new job working for the EXACT people whose morals I abhor the absolute most! (Yes, I'm a whore, but I need to pay my rent somehow, dammit!) edit: VVVV This is true. Contra Calculus fucked around with this message at 04:55 on Jun 10, 2012 |
# ? Jun 10, 2012 04:20 |
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Contra Calculus posted:(Yes, I'm a whore, but I need to pay my rent somehow, dammit!) On the bright side, maybe if you work diligently enough you'll get to beat a co-worker to death with a dildo-scepter.
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# ? Jun 10, 2012 04:48 |
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Contra Calculus posted:You usually have good tv show recommendations so I'll take a look at it, but goddamn the magic of the Military-Industrial Complex drama dies when you actually work for it and realize how loving boring it is which is why I didn't want to watch it when another friend of mine recommended it. It isn't a masturbatory fantasy about the military. It is a very, very good look at the psychological aspects of terrorism and counterterrorism. Claire Danes gives what I honestly think is the best performance I have ever seen in my entire life. If you have ever known anyone with a mental illness, it will absolutely floor you. She pulls it off in such a scarey accurate way.
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# ? Jun 10, 2012 05:22 |
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Contra Calculus posted:How do you not remember the name of Inigo Montoya? That was like the most badass scene I had ever watched when I was like 12 and I remembered his name to this day. Actor's name, not character's name.
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# ? Jun 10, 2012 05:40 |
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I find it easy to remember because Mandy isn't a name you see on a badass that often.
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# ? Jun 10, 2012 05:51 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I'd love it if during the AFFC/ADWD seasons, whenever they cut to Dorne, it was suddenly shot in shaky, high-contrast VHS and everyone acted completely over the top.
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# ? Jun 10, 2012 06:17 |
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Did Show-Arya even get Needle back?
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# ? Jun 10, 2012 06:54 |
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Sarkozymandias posted:Did Show-Arya even get Needle back? No, but she's not supposed to get it back until she and the Hound run into Polliver and co. on the way to the Saltpans.
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# ? Jun 10, 2012 06:56 |
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Really? I could have sworn she got it back in the book from one of her contracts. Totally need to reread the good books in the series.
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# ? Jun 10, 2012 06:58 |
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Contracts? What?
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# ? Jun 10, 2012 07:01 |
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Dudes Jaqen Killed.
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# ? Jun 10, 2012 07:08 |
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Oh yeah, I'm an idiot, sorry. Naw, she just the Tickler tickled off a battlement and Amory Lorch drop dead in front of Tywin. There were a few guards killed to let the kiddies out of Harrenhal, but I figured there would have been a touching reunion scene between Arya and Needle if one had been Polliver. We'll probably see him again soon enough.
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# ? Jun 10, 2012 07:13 |
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I'd love it if, during the AFFC/ADWD seasons, they cut Dorne.
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# ? Jun 10, 2012 08:53 |
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They're going to cut Dorne and Ros will replace Daario.
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# ? Jun 10, 2012 09:02 |
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No lie, that would make her character worth it.
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# ? Jun 10, 2012 09:10 |
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cheetah7071 posted:Book seven will involve Zombie Robb as King in the North. Oh that's rich!
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# ? Jun 10, 2012 09:25 |
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If I'm right about Ros replacing Daario I want someone to buy me an Avatar: The Vast Chairbender. I feel good about this prediction.
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# ? Jun 10, 2012 09:45 |
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Potooweet posted:I'd love it if, during the AFFC/ADWD seasons, they cut Dorne. This would be dumb.
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# ? Jun 10, 2012 10:01 |
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Contra Calculus posted:You usually have good tv show recommendations so I'll take a look at it, but goddamn the magic of the Military-Industrial Complex drama dies when you actually work for it and realize how loving boring it is which is why I didn't want to watch it when another friend of mine recommended it. So you're like Solid Snake mixed with Marshall Erikson, then?
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# ? Jun 10, 2012 10:29 |
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Azure_Horizon posted:This would be dumb. Dorne is really loving dumb in AFFC, it either needs to be cut or given some content.
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# ? Jun 10, 2012 10:37 |
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Doctor Spaceman posted:Dorne is really loving dumb in AFFC, it either needs to be cut or given some content. They'll probably just Brienne up Arys Oakheart and have him kill a bunch of people to make the TV Watchers fall in love with him, and then we'll have some delicious tears.
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# ? Jun 10, 2012 10:40 |