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lol you should write brainfuck :iamafag: :fuckingkillme:
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ZShakespeare posted:They're "weird" in the sense that once you actually get a job you'll be writing Java for SAP in a cubicle for the rest of your life. true
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# ? Jun 26, 2012 06:26 |
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based on casual inspection, forth is rad as hell
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# ? Jun 26, 2012 06:46 |
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these are loafers
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# ? Jun 26, 2012 06:46 |
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haw, like on that simpson show!
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# ? Jun 26, 2012 06:48 |
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rotor posted:based on casual inspection, forth is rad as hell
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# ? Jun 26, 2012 07:07 |
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vv
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# ? Jun 26, 2012 07:11 |
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rotor posted:based on casual inspection, forth is rad as hell whoah, drat furries http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MUF_%28programming_language%29
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# ? Jun 26, 2012 07:24 |
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haskell
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# ? Jun 26, 2012 07:47 |
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ZShakespeare posted:For one of my final projects before I get my degree I have to learn a "weird" language and do a big report that compares and blah blah blah with examples. The suggested languages are Clojure, Erlang, Go, Groovy, and Scala. I can ask for approval to do any language though as long as it's an actually language so no HLA or forth or some poo poo like that. http://pragprog.com/book/btlang/seven-languages-in-seven-weeks skimming through this book might be useful for you
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# ? Jun 26, 2012 09:35 |
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use Whitespace for your project
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# ? Jun 26, 2012 11:45 |
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ZShakespeare posted:For one of my final projects before I get my degree I have to learn a "weird" language and do a big report that compares and blah blah blah with examples. The suggested languages are Clojure, Erlang, Go, Groovy, and Scala. I can ask for approval to do any language though as long as it's an actually language so no HLA or forth or some poo poo like that. PROLOG
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# ? Jun 26, 2012 11:48 |
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ZShakespeare posted:For one of my final projects before I get my degree I have to learn a "weird" language and do a big report that compares and blah blah blah with examples. The suggested languages are Clojure, Erlang, Go, Groovy, and Scala. Clojure, Erlang, Go have interesting concurrency primitives - stm, message passing, channels. Scala and Groovy mostly. differ from java in the type systems - Scala has more, Groovy has less. Clojure is probably the most different in syntax, erlang is probably the most different in semantics. Groovy is just java without type signatures. Clojure, Erlang are good choices for weirdness. You could also put F#, Ocaml, Haskell on there too. quote:I can ask for approval to do any language though as long as it's an actually language so no HLA or forth or some poo poo like that. I joked with prolog, but honestly it's the most removed from all the weird languages you suggest. The closest thing to writing prolog is SQL. Thing is, it's so weird as to make the comparisons less than useful.
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tef posted:I joked with prolog, but honestly it's the most removed from all the weird languages you suggest. The closest thing to writing prolog is SQL. Thing is, it's so weird as to make the comparisons less than useful. i like how some people think sql is weird when it actually makes pretty good sense for working with pure data structures it definitely is written in teh wrong order though joins should go first like with linq also gently caress wheres me natural joins already
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# ? Jun 26, 2012 12:01 |
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ZShakespeare posted:For one of my final projects before I get my degree I have to learn a "weird" language and do a big report that compares and blah blah blah with examples. The suggested languages are Clojure, Erlang, Go, Groovy, and Scala. I can ask for approval to do any language though as long as it's an actually language so no HLA or forth or some poo poo like that. do groovy but just write normal java
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# ? Jun 26, 2012 13:58 |
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Janin posted:none of those languages are "weird" unless your professor only knows java and c# yes. they are weird because no one would use them over java/c# irl
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# ? Jun 26, 2012 13:58 |
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what about dart
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# ? Jun 26, 2012 14:31 |
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ZShakespeare posted:For one of my final projects before I get my degree I have to learn a "weird" language and do a big report that compares and blah blah blah with examples. The suggested languages are Clojure, Erlang, Go, Groovy, and Scala. I can ask for approval to do any language though as long as it's an actually language so no HLA or forth or some poo poo like that. if you want to coast through the assignment, choose Groovy if you want to learn some poo poo, choose Clojure if you want to learn some poo poo and maybe get a job in the Bay Area afterwards, choose Scala
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# ? Jun 26, 2012 15:13 |
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I'd argue that erlang would be a good choice because there is lots to compare and contrast, unlike groovy
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# ? Jun 26, 2012 15:58 |
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ZShakespeare posted:They're "weird" in the sense that once you actually get a job you'll be writing Java for SAP in a cubicle for the rest of your life. I got a job writing scala.
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# ? Jun 26, 2012 17:10 |
I got a C# question. If I'm doing a Composite Pattern using interfaces, is there a fast way to implement an interface with a masterclass and then automatically delegate the behavior to a component? Here's an example, I'd really like to not have to write out how BaseballPlayer does the SwingBat, CallShot, and RunToBase methods, and just have all that responsibility offloaded to BatBehavior. code:
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# ? Jun 26, 2012 17:23 |
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why is the bat running to the base did you mean Cricket?
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# ? Jun 26, 2012 17:29 |
The batter is running, not the bat. But that's not important!
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# ? Jun 26, 2012 17:36 |
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should be BatterBehavior, imo
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# ? Jun 26, 2012 17:37 |
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or really just Batter
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# ? Jun 26, 2012 17:38 |
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c# owns, i'm sorry i ever doubted you shaggar
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# ? Jun 26, 2012 18:21 |
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c# does own and i wish people would pay me to use it
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Shameproof posted:I got a C# question. If I'm doing a Composite Pattern using interfaces, is there a fast way to implement an interface with a masterclass and then automatically delegate the behavior to a component? If you create the interface first then when your class extends the interface a little thing should pop up allowing you to automatically implement all the interfaces methods. This is assuming you're using visual studio its easy to miss like a tiny red line will appear at the end of your class's name. hover your mouse over it and you should see that as an option.
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Shameproof posted:I got a C# question. If I'm doing a Composite Pattern using interfaces, is there a fast way to implement an interface with a masterclass and then automatically delegate the behavior to a component? e: i'm dumb
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# ? Jun 26, 2012 18:35 |
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edit: ha i saw that edit
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# ? Jun 26, 2012 18:36 |
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i'm new at this c# thing
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# ? Jun 26, 2012 18:38 |
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i get paid to undo lovely c# done by terrible offshore contractors, i rewrite their entire poo poo with like 8 lines of linq the problem comes in when their "job security" database techniques gently caress me by doing cross database joins on different physical machines and wreck my elegance
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# ? Jun 26, 2012 19:02 |
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i would probably use c# more if the entity framework worked w/ our sql 2000 server
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# ? Jun 26, 2012 19:07 |
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do they not have sql server 2008 r2 in maine yet (soon to be sql server 2012 awesome edition)
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# ? Jun 26, 2012 19:12 |
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we're slowly working on a 2008 r2 migration. they dont want to go to 2012 b/c some dumb thing like not jumping on new tech or w/e. right now they're still deciding if we should go with enterprise or just get standard and spend 2x as much on hacks to get the features in enterprise. also i have been informed that they were able to free up enough disk on the san so that the new sql VMs wont need to be on a lun shared with other vms! i am assured that this will all work out.
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# ? Jun 26, 2012 19:15 |
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also death to all orms. statement mapping ftw
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# ? Jun 26, 2012 19:17 |
I was hoping there was a library that lets me do it like this.code:
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# ? Jun 26, 2012 19:17 |
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Shaggar posted:we're slowly working on a 2008 r2 migration. they dont want to go to 2012 b/c some dumb thing like not jumping on new tech or w/e. lol if you are not separating each disk as a separate lun each sql server instance should have 7-9 luns, fiber as fast as possible, and the logs should be raid 1
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Shameproof posted:I was hoping there was a library that lets me do it like this. Uhh, the whole point of an interface is having a base class with methods that can be implemented in multiple different ways with the same results. Needing to implement those methods yourself is the whole point of an interface. Otherwise you'd just use an abstract class.
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