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v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
Hahahha i remember that. groverat owns too

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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Holy gently caress seriously? He was defending Sandusky hahahahaha I couldn't have been more spot on

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
Of course, I said some of the same stuff/similar sentiments after the photos of him in handcuffs being walked to jail, knowing he'd spend the rest of his life behind bars. But there are a few notable differences i think.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
His recruiting posts were even creepier tbqh

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
I thought Grove Rat was banned for constantly making GBS threads up the Conference Apocalypse threads (more so than the A&M crowd). Huh, I feel like I am going to ignore the last couple posts and pretend that is still true.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

swickles posted:

I thought Grove Rat was banned for constantly making GBS threads up the Conference Apocalypse threads (more so than the A&M crowd). Huh, I feel like I am going to ignore the last couple posts and pretend that is still true.

Well he did poo poo up every single college football thread ever. I'm struggling to think of a worse TFF poster ever.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
It was a combination of a lot of things. He was a terrible poster who was already on pretty thin ice, but that post was horrible even by his standards.

trash person
Apr 5, 2006

Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Well he did poo poo up every single college football thread ever. I'm struggling to think of a worse TFF poster ever.

**Von Dozier alarm**

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Well he did poo poo up every single college football thread ever. I'm struggling to think of a worse TFF poster ever.

That guy that kept talking about his awesome SAT scores.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Groverat and Ryan##### in an endless battle to determine who cares less about the others respective school was a fun time.

LARGE THE HEAD
Sep 1, 2009

"Competitive greatness is when you play your best against the best."

"Learn as if you were to live forever; live as if you were to die tomorrow."

--John Wooden
Tell me I'm not the only one that laughed at "Your pal, Bobby". Seems like such a :unsmith: way to end such a vitriolic letter.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

quote:

You are all the most unbelievably annoying group of posters that have ever been on this site at the same time. I am supposed to reign in my natural desire to berate people, being a mod and all, but gently caress this. I seriously, 100% am beginning to hate all of you. Hooray, you're right, the Sox are losing! You have no right, no right to tell jacko to leave and stop gloating, because that's all you do. I have not heard you (pumpsie), say a single positive thing about anything in weeks. You are single-handedly making me want to quit this site. SHUT. UP. Stop posting if everything you post is going to be about how this player sucks or how the Sox are sure to lose even when they're winning. I have absolutely zero reason to live outside of watching the Red Sox every day and trying to ignore the fact that my life sucks. I am a week away from living in a loving homeless shelter and the one place I can come to ignore the real world is becoming as bad as my life, and it's all thanks to you. Either quit proclaiming how right you are about everything being terrible every time the opposing team scores a run or get the gently caress out of here. I'm sick of you and everyone like you and I swear to you if you keep turning this place into your own little doomsday cult website the last thing I will do before I finally kill myself is ban you and delete every post you have ever made.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Crow_Robot posted:

**Von Dozier alarm**



Rest in peace, sweet angel.

:c:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

TEBOW 3 16 posted:



Rest in peace, sweet angel.

:c:

Details. Now.

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

quote:

I have absolutely zero reason to live outside of watching the Red Sox every day and trying to ignore the fact that my life sucks. I am a week away from living in a loving homeless shelter and the one place I can come to ignore the real world is becoming as bad as my life, and it's all thanks to you.

Lmao that came out of nowhere. You're wrong though this is an amazing post

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
That's suposedly awful poster von dozier who sucked really bad (duck avatar? stupid byob posts???) I don't want this thread to get derailed though guys if we can help it....

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Good lord that post is actually hilarious and depressing at the exact same time.

But hey one less Boston fan so...

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

jeffersonlives posted:

You were even quoted as one of the evil people making Sandusky a villain!

I am seriously running out of brainspace here. How could I forget that?

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
Went to Caste Football to see if they were talking about Adrian Peterson (not yet) and found this thread

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
Still on caste, this whole thread is worth reading but here's the winner:

DixieDestroyer posted:

The s0d0m1te syndicate has been pushing (no pun intended) on the America populace with full empowerment of the PTB for decades now. The juden controlled sheepletainment industry endlessly serves up their propaganda trying to normalize that deviant, vile behavior. All the while, globalist corporations including these sickos under their (cultmarx) quote/AA system. This sinful, wicked world is on a crash course for the Tribulation.

McKracken
Jun 17, 2005

Lets go for a run!
e: ^ Every time I find a real gem of a caste post to share, it's from that poster.


How did they miss this game?

A golden chance to praise caste golden boy Wes Welker and make racist comments about Ochocinco being too hip hop to learn a playbook.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Rap posted:

Still on caste, this whole thread is worth reading but here's the winner:

I don't even understand what this guy is trying to say and I've been staring at legalease all day

McKracken
Jun 17, 2005

Lets go for a run!

Crazy685 posted:

I don't even understand what this guy is trying to say and I've been staring at legalease all day

He's basically saying that folks who don't judge people over things like race or sexual orientation only do so because they have been brainwashed by the gay agenda which the Powers That Be have been pushing, namely the Hollywood Jewish Conspiracy and the evil socialist/communist Corporations (if your eyes don't roll back into your skull at that comment...) who encourage affirmative action to normalize the great sin of two dudes kissing. Also the end of days is on hand and God is going to get mighty angry.

It's a pretty common thing among crazy people to believe they are the special, unique group privy to THE WAY THINGS REALLY ARE.

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

From the DC sports blog comments section

quote:

while we anticipate the upcoming football season, several of my colleagues and I remain dismayed at the number of Black high profile athletes and entertainers who have chosen non-Black women to date and marry. It would present a fascinating image and dynamic if men like Robert Griffin were seen with Black women as their mates and spouses. This would be a powerful, symbolic image, especially in the DMV, where so many Black people are fans of Washington's football team.


Cash Monet fucked around with this message at 21:28 on Jul 7, 2012

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
I immediately invalidate someone's opinion the moment they make a cute little pun

Tim Teblow
Ted Gwen
NY Jests

And here its the same exact thing. Brain shut down the moment I couldn't decipher his cute little wordplay. gently caress me Im scared that people like that exist.

Commy - that comment has the vagueness that makes it take an entirely different context if he's white or black.

McKracken
Jun 17, 2005

Lets go for a run!
I've met people with some backwards ideas regarding race/sexuality/gender etc. but I'm really thankful I've never had to deal with anyone on the level of a caste football poster.

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

Crazy685 posted:

Commy - that comment has the vagueness that makes it take an entirely different context if he's white or black.

Edited it for clarity.

I get that this a cultural issue among african americans but to disapprove of someone marrying out of race is inappropriate regardless of skin color.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

McKracken posted:

I've met people with some backwards ideas regarding race/sexuality/gender etc. but I'm really thankful I've never had to deal with anyone on the level of a caste football poster.

I met a fundamentalist the other day who spent the whole time at the bar trying to convince two doctors and a biotech scientist that evolution doesn't, fossilization isn't a real process, and there is no way the Earth is more than 10,000 years old, tops. He also said he was a doctor, but it turns out he was a chiropractor.

Homosexuality didn't come up, but I could only imagine if it did. That's about as close to a Caste football type that I have ever come. It was surprising too, because before all that poo poo even came out, we had a pretty good conversation about football and seemed to not be a complete moron.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I just remembered this one. During the '09 season, I was leaving work one day to go to lunch and I had my Seahawks hoodie on. Guy walks past me, says something about the last game (seeing as we went 5-11, it was probably a loss), then says "I want to kill Jim Mora". Completely deadpan, no hint of sarcasm or joking at all.

:stare:

Could not walk away fast enough.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

commy gun posted:

Edited it for clarity.

I get that this a cultural issue among african americans but to disapprove of someone marrying out of race is inappropriate regardless of skin color.

Oh, I didn't mean you did something wrong, just that if that guy is white, it's absolutely :stare: worthy. If he's black, it almost comes off like he's ashamed that Black guys... enjoy women of a different race...? I think? Either way, it's stupid, but it gets REAL bad if he's white.

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
Black people sometimes do get upset at black men not marrying black women. Which would be straight up white supremacist if it were white people, but it isn't. If you don't get the differences (not that anyone so far has really expressed that) then oh well

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

I assumed the poster was black when I read it since its a respectable site and there isn't rampant internet hate/racism. I know this it was about culture and not race but that doesn't give anyone the right to "critique" who he wants to marry.

Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008

commy gun posted:

I assumed the poster was black when I read it since its a respectable site and there isn't rampant internet hate/racism. I know this it was about culture and not race but that doesn't give anyone the right to "critique" who he wants to marry.

Eh, I can see a rational, normal, well adjusted person having that view, and it seems kind of disingenous to have it on the same page as juden controlled sheepletainment.

It isn't even really a critique of RGIII and more of an observation.

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
Yeah I'm not sure if Griffin is supposed to not talk to non-black women, or like date them casually but never commit....? Being black is about more than free govt handouts and thuggishness i guess

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
The best part is that Griffin is supposed to put the perceptions of his community (actually just his race within in community) above how he feels about his wife

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Uh I think it's racist as hell to tell someone not to marry someone just because they are white/black/american/canadian/mexican. Maybe it's just me.

Except french canadian. That's just honest truth.

Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008

Rap posted:

Yeah I'm not sure if Griffin is supposed to not talk to non-black women, or like date them casually but never commit....? Being black is about more than free govt handouts and thuggishness i guess

Three times in college, then they take your black card.


Are people really reading that as being anti-interracial marriage? I see it more as someone opining about a complex issue, like how high profile members of the black community disproportionately dating/marrying white women sets them up as status symbols and devalues black women. The poster is dismayed at the overall effect these types of marriages have, not at the marriages themselves or RGIII's in particular, if that makes any sense?

I love this thread for the abhorrent opinions, not so much the opinions I disagree with but ultimately could see how someone arrived at them.

The Incredible Ed
Nov 12, 2006

The way of a sluggard is like a hedge of thorns, but the path of the upright is a level highway.
Black women are the best.

Also, I hope Adrian Peterson goes to jail.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Marketing New Brain posted:

Three times in college, then they take your black card.


Are people really reading that as being anti-interracial marriage? I see it more as someone opining about a complex issue, like how high profile members of the black community disproportionately dating/marrying white women sets them up as status symbols and devalues black women. The poster is dismayed at the overall effect these types of marriages have, not at the marriages themselves or RGIII's in particular, if that makes any sense?

I love this thread for the abhorrent opinions, not so much the opinions I disagree with but ultimately could see how someone arrived at them.

I completely agree, which is why I said my initial comment (about it being entirely different if he was black or white because that changes context)

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Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Crazy685 posted:

I completely agree, which is why I said my initial comment (about it being entirely different if he was black or white because that changes context)

For what it's worth, my friends in DC say there's a lot of pressure to marry black women and form ~Black Power Couples~ to take back DC from the cultural hegemony.

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