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The Resident Evil movies make money because A) fans of lovely movies (myself) B) fans of lovely movies who are idiots and think they're good (a large cross section of the US market) (see also video game movies, Underworld, and horror remakes)
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Lobok posted:I get adding someone younger, but surely there is a youngish actor out there who's done a bit more rear end-kicking. He was in Hunger Games but didn't do anything. Hell, Jennifer Lawrence would have made a better addition. Morpheus' daughter isn't a Laurence either, because Laurence is not her father's surname.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Who is meant to be Farrell's dream woman, there?
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A comment on how loving boring modern men are, I suppose.
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Jul 12, 2012 20:32
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Wait, people hate Kate Beckinsale? When did that become a thing? I really like her... despite all the lovely films she insists on being in.
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Jul 12, 2012 20:56
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The MSJ posted:International poster for Total Recall. It's probably good they didn't repeat the Deus-Ex-ish teaser design now that Human Revolution is being made into a movie itself. 
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Jul 12, 2012 20:59
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It's like the exact same thing, holy moly!
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Jul 12, 2012 21:02
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Mondo's selling these Dark Knight Rises posters at Comic Con. I want one so bad.
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Jul 12, 2012 21:04
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I don't know why there's this constant need to put more poo poo on TDKR posters. The Mondo one would be a lot better without the heads at the bottom.
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Jul 12, 2012 21:07
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1stGear posted:I don't know why there's this constant need to put more poo poo on TDKR posters. The Mondo one would be a lot better without the heads at the bottom. They are selling that version as well actually.
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Jul 12, 2012 21:08
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E the Shaggy posted:Mondo's selling these Dark Knight Rises posters at Comic Con. I want one so bad. Mondo's actually not selling that one. They're selling this one:  That one you posted is only being given to random Batman fans who show up at the Warner Bros./DC booth.
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Jul 12, 2012 21:10
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And those posters will be about $300-$400 after Comic-Con if you wanted one. 
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Jul 12, 2012 21:12
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I really don't like that poster at all. Also, why is there a white triangle on the giant Bat-Batman's chest? The IMAX midnight showing one is the absolute best one thus far.
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Jul 12, 2012 21:13
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Vintersorg posted:And those posters will be about $300-$400 after Comic-Con if you wanted one. My boss has the Mondo "The Thing" poster from the screening last month. It taunts me when I walk past his office.
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Jul 12, 2012 21:14
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Paul Allen posted:Also, why is there a white triangle on the giant Bat-Batman's chest? He's eating a sandwich, you can see his little hands holding it.
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Noxville posted:He's eating a sandwich, you can see his little hands holding it. You son of a bitch.
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Noxville posted:He's eating a sandwich, you can see his little hands holding it. Hahaha I can never not see that now.
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Noxville posted:He's eating a sandwich, you can see his little hands holding it. Nice!
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Noxville posted:He's eating a sandwich, you can see his little hands holding it.
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Jul 12, 2012 21:42
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E the Shaggy posted:Mondo's selling these Dark Knight Rises posters at Comic Con. I want one so bad. I can't read or hear that tagline anymore without hearing Jay-Z saying it.
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LesterGroans posted:I can't read or hear that tagline anymore without hearing Jay-Z saying it. 
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Jul 12, 2012 21:51
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Noxville posted:He's eating a sandwich, you can see his little hands holding it. I think Alfred cut the crusts off for him. Question: what kind of sandwich does Batman eat? EDIT: Also, I know it's a bit of a tired joke at this point, but the idea still makes me chuckle: 
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Paul Allen posted:Question: what kind of sandwich does Batman eat? Justice.
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E the Shaggy posted:Justice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrANMLzM6aY
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Jul 12, 2012 22:35
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Paul Allen posted:I think Alfred cut the crusts off for him. My parents are deeead Does anyone have the image of batman and MJ standing at an angle to the ground?
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Jul 12, 2012 22:38
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Noxville posted:He's eating a sandwich, you can see his little hands holding it. He's got some T-Rex arms going on there, possible clue as to an interesting twist late in the film?
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Jul 12, 2012 23:23
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I like how the taller buildings sort of take the place of his utility belt pouches.
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Apparently the Total Recall poster posted earlier wasn't an official one or something, I don't know. This one just came up. 
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That's even worse. Also unintentional Kuato reference with two women instead of a deformed man-baby growing from someone's midsection.
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I like what they did with his torso in that poster but I hate that the made the top and bottom of him solid.
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Vagabundo posted:Apparently the Total Recall poster posted earlier wasn't an official one or something, I don't know. I think I much prefer 'Giant Colin Farrel' to 'Colin Farrel's Amazing Gateway Portal Stomach'. Although ironically, the latter would be a much more interesting movie.
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I've not been following the Total Recall remake at all, but the London stuff on the poster confuses me. Is nobody getting their asses to Mars anymore?
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Ein Bear posted:I've not been following the Total Recall remake at all, but the London stuff on the poster confuses me. Is nobody getting their asses to Mars anymore? No. There was no mars in the original short story it's based on, either.
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Literally the only thing anyone remembers about Total Recall is the woman with three tits. Where is Giant, abdominal void, Colin Farrel's extra tit? <  >[e]: [e2]: Ignore that, it's just in a similar position. Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 02:17 on Jul 13, 2012 |
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Pesky Splinter posted:Literally the only thing anyone remembers about Total Recall is the woman with three tits. Don't forget the guy getting screwed, also GET YOUR rear end TO MAHS, and QUAID, START THE REACTOR.
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The remake will be leagues better than the original just because of Kate Beckinsale fyi.
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Vagabundo posted:Apparently the Total Recall poster posted earlier wasn't an official one or something, I don't know. 
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Vagabundo posted:Apparently the Total Recall poster posted earlier wasn't an official one or something, I don't know. The right hand holds the gun, the left hand holds the orange! Moongrave fucked around with this message at 02:39 on Jul 13, 2012 |
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Role Play McMurphy posted:The remake will be leagues better than the original just because of Kate Beckinsale fyi. I didn't know Len Wiseman was a goon.
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Cleretic posted:'Colin Farrel's Amazing Gateway Portal Stomach'. Fat Chance!  Also, how can anyone forget "You really think dis is da real Quaid? ...it is!"
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