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TiMBuS: Sep 25, 2007; LOL WUT?

today i dusted off an old gui script that wasnt working and made it work again. this is what it does:

which one of us accomplished less?

# ? Aug 5, 2012 07:26

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# ? May 8, 2024 05:12

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

i also made a goonsay app earlier

# ? Aug 5, 2012 07:44

Sweeper: Nov 29, 2007; The Joe Buck of Posting; Dinosaur Gum

vapid cutlery posted:

i also made a goonsay app earlier

# ? Aug 5, 2012 07:55

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

TiMBuS posted:

today i dusted off an old gui script that wasnt working and made it work again. this is what it does:

which one of us accomplished less?

awesome

# ? Aug 5, 2012 08:04

TiMBuS: Sep 25, 2007; LOL WUT?

my stepdads beer posted:

awesome

thanks

# ? Aug 5, 2012 08:11

TiMBuS: Sep 25, 2007; LOL WUT?

vapid cutlery posted:

i also made a goonsay app earlier

did u make that cat api or was that someone else i forget

# ? Aug 5, 2012 08:13

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

TiMBuS posted:

did u make that cat api or was that someone else i forget

which cat api

# ? Aug 5, 2012 08:32

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

TiMBuS posted:

thanks

# ? Aug 5, 2012 09:00

abraham linksys: Sep 6, 2010

whoa i really want that as my av now, that script rules

RUSH COMIN AT YOU

# ? Aug 5, 2012 09:33

Asshole Masonanie: Oct 27, 2009; by vyelkin

you could even say its rushing at you

# ? Aug 5, 2012 09:44

TiMBuS: Sep 25, 2007; LOL WUT?

vapid cutlery posted:

which cat api

idk you request a cat and u get one. REST i guess. its pretty simple

# ? Aug 5, 2012 09:47

Toady: Jan 12, 2009

abraham linksys posted:

whoa i really want that as my av now, that script rules

RUSH COMIN AT YOU

the new album rocks socks

# ? Aug 5, 2012 09:49

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

TiMBuS posted:

idk you request a cat and u get one. REST i guess. its pretty simple

probably elgruntox im guessing

# ? Aug 5, 2012 09:52

TiMBuS: Sep 25, 2007; LOL WUT?

due to popular demand (one person asked abt it) i put it on github about a few weeks ago, you need perl and gtk and libglade and perlmagick and some other poo poo oh my god figure it out yourself https://github.com/TiMBuS/ZoomLoop

jeses gently caress i used camelcase or something for it. must have been a dark point in my life

# ? Aug 5, 2012 09:54

abraham linksys: Sep 6, 2010

Toady posted:

the new album rocks socks

i know it's loving crazy

my only issue is that most of the songs could be one to two minutes shorter and lose nothing (especially headlong flight), but hey, prog rock

vapid cutlery posted:

probably elgruntox im guessing

yeah it was grunty's

got in some very bitter arguments about django templates and views over that one

# ? Aug 5, 2012 10:13

TiMBuS: Sep 25, 2007; LOL WUT?

abraham linksys posted:

got in some very bitter arguments about django templates and views over that one

i never knew anyone ever cared about templates. its just html w/ placeholders??

# ? Aug 5, 2012 10:20

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

TiMBuS posted:

i never knew anyone ever cared about templates. its just html w/ placeholders??

i can see people having huge ideological wars about templating systems and how far the template's responsibility goes

# ? Aug 5, 2012 10:26

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

vapid cutlery posted:

i can see people having huge ideological wars about templating systems and how far the template's responsibility goes

http://lucumr.pocoo.org/2010/12/5/not-so-stupid-template-languages/

# ? Aug 5, 2012 10:31

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

my stepdads beer posted:

http://lucumr.pocoo.org/2010/12/5/not-so-stupid-template-languages/

awwww yeah

# ? Aug 5, 2012 10:33

Jonnty: Aug 2, 2007; The enemy has become a flaming star!

did anyone say...

_{_re}s^{u^rr}e_{c_ti}n^gol_dco^{d^e?}

# ? Aug 5, 2012 11:23

Stringent: Dec 22, 2004; image text goes here

TiMBuS posted:

due to popular demand (one person asked abt it) i put it on github about a few weeks ago, you need perl and gtk and libglade and perlmagick and some other poo poo oh my god figure it out yourself https://github.com/TiMBuS/ZoomLoop

jeses gently caress i used camelcase or something for it. must have been a dark point in my life

use Hash::Util 'lock_keys';

that owns

# ? Aug 5, 2012 12:16

Stringent: Dec 22, 2004; image text goes here

vapid cutlery posted:

i can see people having huge ideological wars about templating systems and how far the template's responsibility goes

gently caress it, just do it in javascript

# ? Aug 5, 2012 12:17

Sapozhnik: Jan 2, 2005; Nap Ghost

don't learn to program in java

# ? Aug 5, 2012 13:39

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

Mr Dog posted:

don't learn to program in java

learning isn't necessary to get a job writing it

# ? Aug 5, 2012 13:44

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

Apocadall posted:

so i'm trying to learn some java by kind of taking the code academy lessons and trying to figure them out in java. how do you do functions though? example in javascript would be
code:
var multiply = function(x,y){
	return x * y;
}
console.log(multiply(3,5);
how would i do this in java?

java is less powerful than JavaScript so get ready for frustration and typing

# ? Aug 5, 2012 13:52

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

java is the best so just learn that (or c#). everything else is scub rear end crap for idiots.

# ? Aug 5, 2012 15:52

passionate dongs: May 23, 2001; Snitchin' is Bitchin'

tef posted:

learning isn't necessary to get a job writing it

in the last 2 pages i have learned java and updated my resume thanks thread

# ? Aug 5, 2012 16:26

Max Facetime: Apr 18, 2009

here's a thing that happened with the auction house in a recently released game:

JerleMinara posted:

Hey if you want to actually use the AH, it turns out they did something really silly with the client UI that they guaranteed didn't test at all. (It's literally impossible to miss)._{_{actually it's pretty loving easy thing to miss if you only have a couple 1000 test items in the DB:}}

The whole meme about how it was "items that were already sold"? Yea, total bollocks. Basically Flash can't cleanly convert numbers over 10^14 to and from strings neatly so it goes bananas. So clicking buy keeps trying to buy a random itemID that's not even close to the actual itemID you want to buy. Or any itemID in the game.

guess you shouldn't use floats when manipulating your database IDs, who knew :shobon:

# ? Aug 5, 2012 16:29

passionate dongs: May 23, 2001; Snitchin' is Bitchin'

oop is easy you just write car.drive()

# ? Aug 5, 2012 16:29

passionate dongs: May 23, 2001; Snitchin' is Bitchin'

Win8 Hetro Experie posted:

here's a thing that happened with the auction house in a recently released game:

guess you shouldn't use floats when manipulating your database IDs, who knew

i posted in job status but i recently found out why ids were floats at work

someone manually edited the db with a bad driver, an id was converted to float, and mango auto incremented the ids as float

cool mango

# ? Aug 5, 2012 16:31

Peanut and the Gang: Aug 24, 2009; by exmarx

Win8 Hetro Experie posted:

here's a thing that happened with the auction house in a recently released game:

guess you shouldn't use floats when manipulating your database IDs, who knew

in java script, after 52bits, numbers are automatically converted to float. theres no "64bit integer" datatype so you have to make your own class for that.

and in jquery, the .data() function tries to do automatic datatype conversion. so if you have
<div data-id="12345678901234567" data-name='{"z":123}'></div>

then $('div').data('id') will always return a float (and lose precision!) and $('div').data('name') will always return an object. you have to use $('div').attr('data-id') if you want an unaltered string version. people reported this as a bug, but the jquery devs said wontfix because so many people depend on that datatype conversion now that it will break a ton of websites if they change it

# ? Aug 5, 2012 17:32

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

barbarianbob posted:

the jquery devs said wontfix because so many people depend on that datatype conversion now that it will break a ton of websites if they change it

confirmed: jquery is the php of javascript

# ? Aug 5, 2012 17:34

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

barbarianbob posted:

in java script, after 52bits, numbers are automatically converted to float. theres no "64bit integer" datatype so you have to make your own class for that.

it's not that they're automatically converted, rather it's that all numbers in javascript are double-precision (64-bit) floating point. since double precision floating point has 52 bits of mantissa, it can precisely represent integers up to 2^52, but there are no integral types of any kind

# ? Aug 5, 2012 18:02

Zizzyx: Sep 18, 2007; INTERGALACTIC CAN CHAMPION

just break the loving websites then who gives a poo poo. nobody pays for the jquery framework, they don't owe anyone anything

# ? Aug 5, 2012 18:07

Sapozhnik: Jan 2, 2005; Nap Ghost

419.9999762 perform accountancy calculations in floating point every day

# ? Aug 5, 2012 18:12

Sweeper: Nov 29, 2007; The Joe Buck of Posting; Dinosaur Gum

Otto Skorzeny posted:

it's not that they're automatically converted, rather it's that all numbers in javascript are double-precision (64-bit) floating point. since double precision floating point has 52 bits of mantissa, it can precisely represent integers up to 2^52, but there are no integral types of any kind

whoa

# ? Aug 5, 2012 18:13

Sapozhnik: Jan 2, 2005; Nap Ghost

"What do you mean there's a 40000 dollar discrepancy in the ledger, don't bother me about trivialities like that Johnson *inhales forearm-sized line of yay*

# ? Aug 5, 2012 18:16

MononcQc: May 29, 2007

if your programming language doesn't have pattern matching it's a dumb language from the past.

# ? Aug 5, 2012 18:22

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

MononcQc posted:

if your programming language doesn't have pattern matching it's a dumb language from the past.

if you can't build it yourself lol

code:

    p = Matcher.new
    p.match(:alpha, wc) do
      puts "farts"
    end
    p.match(wc, :bravo) do
      puts "butts"
    end
    p[:alpha, :bravo] #=> "farts"

# ? Aug 5, 2012 18:25

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Zizzyx: Sep 18, 2007; INTERGALACTIC CAN CHAMPION

why doesn't that also print butts idgi

# ? Aug 5, 2012 18:42

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