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Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

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# ? Aug 12, 2012 01:45

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# ? May 8, 2024 19:43

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

nodejs with worker threads would be a "neat idea", perhaps still not appropriate for commercial use but "neat", unfortunately you have this generation of coders that just have to sample everything from the buffet on the company's dime

# ? Aug 12, 2012 01:47

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

Mr Dog posted:

please go ahead and create a site with horrible latency. i'll be over here taking all ur customers by providing a comparable service that has really good latency

"what do you mean we can't make the site load faster by throwing more servers at it?"

let me just savagely optimise your website.

*adds an index*

# ? Aug 12, 2012 01:48

0xB16B00B5: Aug 24, 2006; by Y Kant Ozma Post

mr dog im glad your idea of scale is just blindly throwing hardware at a problem until it goes away

it must be nice to afford all those hosting costs

# ? Aug 12, 2012 01:59

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

0xB16B00B5 posted:

memory is cheap these days, you should be caching as much as you can anyway.

if your app is hitting your backend often youre probably doing something wrong

you're so boring

# ? Aug 12, 2012 02:11

buttcoin smuggler: Jun 25, 2011

vapid cutlery posted:

you're so boring

pot kettle black etc

# ? Aug 12, 2012 05:23

Quebec Bagnet: Apr 28, 2009; mess with the honk
you get the bonk; Lipstick Apathy

teh latest innovation in javascript :iamafag:

JavaScript code:

FOR (VAR I = 0; I < 100; I++) {
  CONSOLE.LOG("PARDON? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY AWESOME!")
}

# ? Aug 13, 2012 01:44

trex eaterofcadrs: Jun 17, 2005; My lack of understanding is only exceeded by my lack of concern.

to me that screams code hipsters and cobol/jcl

# ? Aug 13, 2012 01:48

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

this generation is the worst.

# ? Aug 13, 2012 01:50

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

even with cruise control you still need to steer

# ? Aug 13, 2012 01:54

Max Facetime: Apr 18, 2009

Otto Skorzeny posted:

even with cruise control you still need to steer

nah, just tape a few sandbags around it, slap on a V9 IonMonkey engine and ship it

# ? Aug 13, 2012 02:45

Dan Quayle Treasure Trail: Dec 28, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e1zzna-dNw

Ok which one of you is this?

# ? Aug 14, 2012 20:37

Zombywuf: Mar 29, 2008

Klaus Wunderlich posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e1zzna-dNw

Ok which one of you is this?

I don't know but I think I'm in love.

# ? Aug 15, 2012 13:04

Stringent: Dec 22, 2004; image text goes here

Klaus Wunderlich posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e1zzna-dNw

Ok which one of you is this?

i'd say shaggar, but i don't think he dresses that well

# ? Aug 15, 2012 13:22

MononcQc: May 29, 2007

Klaus Wunderlich posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e1zzna-dNw

Ok which one of you is this?

liking the comments.

quote:

now, Why javascript is slow?????? how is that a language can be slow????' where is your source for all you talking???

quote:

Such a noob...

Here some FAKTS: Javascript is nearby as fast as compiled C++. Look for example at the "fabricengine" , but oops, you're not up to date... Nodejs uses the V8 Engine, and this COMPILES the Script into native maschinecode. Oops? This is so SLOW against other Maschinecode...

quote:

You're just going against the flow.... the line between the server and the client is disappearing and it makes a lot of sense to use the same language since it's becoming less black or white on which side(server or client) you are.

quote:

This is crap and it shouldn't be on the internet. This is an insult to Ryan Dahl who brought us a very good product that is nodejs. Cheers.

# ? Aug 15, 2012 13:33

Rufus Ping: Dec 27, 2006; I'm a Friend of Rodney Nano

can someone who knows about java/the jvm/jetty take a look at this please
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3136320&pagenumber=386#post406556474

# ? Aug 15, 2012 13:49

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

Klaus Wunderlich posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e1zzna-dNw

Ok which one of you is this?

this guy owns

# ? Aug 15, 2012 13:59

trex eaterofcadrs: Jun 17, 2005; My lack of understanding is only exceeded by my lack of concern.

the asperger is strong with this one

# ? Aug 15, 2012 14:04

Morkai: May 2, 2004; aaag babbys

Hard NOP Life posted:

Just gonna drop this here:

Wav file sample rate generator.c (by ulillillia)

# ? Aug 15, 2012 14:46

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

at least he does seem to know what a loop is

# ? Aug 15, 2012 15:07

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Gazpacho posted:

at least he does seem to know what a loop is

ulililia objectively a better audio engineer than skrillex

# ? Aug 15, 2012 15:08

syntaxrigger: Jul 7, 2011; Actually you owe me 6! But who's countin?

Hard NOP Life posted:

Just gonna drop this here:

Wav file sample rate generator.c (by ulillillia)

he drops a 50 line brick of conditional logic as a prelude to his 325 line wall of conditional logic :stare:

still stunned...

# ? Aug 15, 2012 15:27

salted hash browns: Mar 26, 2007; ykrop

Lol nodejs vs java

# ? Aug 15, 2012 16:11

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

java owns

# ? Aug 15, 2012 16:13

salted hash browns: Mar 26, 2007; ykrop

Are there any accurate nodejs benchmarks for this kind of thing or am I just getting seriously trolled

# ? Aug 15, 2012 16:18

shrughes: Oct 11, 2008; (call/cc call/cc)

I'm confused. How does Node.JS help you "scale"? How does it make it easier to make multi-machine web applications?

# ? Aug 15, 2012 16:52

coaxmetal: Oct 21, 2010; I flamed me own dad

as far as I can tell the real appeal of nodejs is just that frontend web "developers" can make a lovely website backend without having to learn a better-suited language.

# ? Aug 15, 2012 16:54

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Ronald Raiden posted:

as far as I can tell the real appeal of nodejs is just that frontend web "developers" can make a lovely website backend without having to learn a better-suited language.

this is true for every single 'web' language

p languages included
perl excepted because its one of the best languages period

# ? Aug 15, 2012 16:56

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

shrughes posted:

I'm confused. How does Node.JS help you "scale"? How does it make it easier to make multi-machine web applications?

Imagine a parrot saying "nonblocking" for about a half hour

node.js works thre same way

# ? Aug 15, 2012 16:57

salted hash browns: Mar 26, 2007; ykrop

Ronald Raiden posted:

as far as I can tell the real appeal of nodejs is just that frontend web "developers" can make a lovely website backend without having to learn a better-suited language.

Welp

# ? Aug 15, 2012 17:12

salted hash browns: Mar 26, 2007; ykrop

Yeah I mean I like python but I'm not going to defend it's "speed and scalability" because it's not

https://modelingguru.nasa.gov/docs/DOC-1762

Check out java

# ? Aug 15, 2012 17:14

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

salted hash browns posted:

Yeah I mean I like python but I'm not going to defend it's "speed and scalability" because it's not

https://modelingguru.nasa.gov/docs/DOC-1762

Check out java

this says that highly specific operations are done best in languages with highly optimized libraries for those operations.

# ? Aug 15, 2012 17:25

coaxmetal: Oct 21, 2010; I flamed me own dad

Jonny 290 posted:

this is true for every single 'web' language

p languages included
perl excepted because its one of the best languages period

the only "web" language that starts with a "p" is php. Python works great for doing web dev because of rad poo poo like django, but it's a general purpose language that I think is pretty great. Not the thing to use if you are doing something performance intensive though.

# ? Aug 15, 2012 17:27

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

salted hash browns posted:

Are there any accurate nodejs benchmarks for this kind of thing or am I just getting seriously trolled

here's one: http://blog.mysyncpad.com/post/2073441622/node-js-vs-erlang-syncpads-experience

# ? Aug 15, 2012 17:38

HORATIO HORNBLOWER: Sep 21, 2002; no ambition,
no talent,
no chance

salted hash browns posted:

Yeah I mean I like python but I'm not going to defend it's "speed and scalability" because it's not

https://modelingguru.nasa.gov/docs/DOC-1762

Check out java

gently caress yeah fortran

# ? Aug 15, 2012 18:25

salted hash browns: Mar 26, 2007; ykrop

Cocoa Crispies posted:

here's one: http://blog.mysyncpad.com/post/2073441622/node-js-vs-erlang-syncpads-experience

"scalable web 2.0 technologies like node.js":

Lollin

# ? Aug 15, 2012 19:44

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

man it's really alarming how many node.js apologists there are

# ? Aug 15, 2012 19:59

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

Ronald Raiden posted:

as far as I can tell the real appeal of nodejs is just that frontend web "developers" can make a lovely website backend without having to learn a better-suited language.

perhaps "without having to learn" is what makes p-languages more suited for web poo poo

being able to make something new quick gives you a huge price and schedule advantage as a contractor

# ? Aug 15, 2012 20:03

Tiny Bug Child: Sep 11, 2004; Avoid Symmetry, Allow Complexity, Introduce Terror

Jonny 290 posted:

this is true for every single 'web' language

p languages included
php excepted because its one of the best languages period

# ? Aug 15, 2012 20:07

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# ? May 8, 2024 19:43

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

# ? Aug 15, 2012 20:07

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