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d-d-d-double snipe
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# ? Aug 12, 2012 01:45 |
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nodejs with worker threads would be a "neat idea", perhaps still not appropriate for commercial use but "neat", unfortunately you have this generation of coders that just have to sample everything from the buffet on the company's dime
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# ? Aug 12, 2012 01:47 |
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Mr Dog posted:please go ahead and create a site with horrible latency. i'll be over here taking all ur customers by providing a comparable service that has really good latency let me just savagely optimise your website. *adds an index*
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# ? Aug 12, 2012 01:48 |
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mr dog im glad your idea of scale is just blindly throwing hardware at a problem until it goes away it must be nice to afford all those hosting costs
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# ? Aug 12, 2012 01:59 |
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0xB16B00B5 posted:memory is cheap these days, you should be caching as much as you can anyway. you're so boring
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# ? Aug 12, 2012 02:11 |
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vapid cutlery posted:you're so boring pot kettle black etc
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# ? Aug 12, 2012 05:23 |
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teh latest innovation in javascript :iamafag:JavaScript code:
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# ? Aug 13, 2012 01:44 |
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to me that screams code hipsters and cobol/jcl
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# ? Aug 13, 2012 01:48 |
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this generation is the worst.
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# ? Aug 13, 2012 01:50 |
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even with cruise control you still need to steer
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# ? Aug 13, 2012 01:54 |
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Otto Skorzeny posted:even with cruise control you still need to steer nah, just tape a few sandbags around it, slap on a V9 IonMonkey engine and ship it
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# ? Aug 13, 2012 02:45 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e1zzna-dNw Ok which one of you is this?
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# ? Aug 14, 2012 20:37 |
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Klaus Wunderlich posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e1zzna-dNw I don't know but I think I'm in love.
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 13:04 |
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Klaus Wunderlich posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e1zzna-dNw i'd say shaggar, but i don't think he dresses that well
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 13:22 |
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Klaus Wunderlich posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e1zzna-dNw liking the comments. quote:now, Why javascript is slow?????? how is that a language can be slow????' where is your source for all you talking??? quote:Such a noob... quote:You're just going against the flow.... the line between the server and the client is disappearing and it makes a lot of sense to use the same language since it's becoming less black or white on which side(server or client) you are. quote:This is crap and it shouldn't be on the internet. This is an insult to Ryan Dahl who brought us a very good product that is nodejs. Cheers.
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 13:33 |
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can someone who knows about java/the jvm/jetty take a look at this please http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3136320&pagenumber=386#post406556474
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 13:49 |
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Klaus Wunderlich posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e1zzna-dNw this guy owns
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 13:59 |
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the asperger is strong with this one
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 14:04 |
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Hard NOP Life posted:Just gonna drop this here:
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 14:46 |
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at least he does seem to know what a loop is
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 15:07 |
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Gazpacho posted:at least he does seem to know what a loop is ulililia objectively a better audio engineer than skrillex
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 15:08 |
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Hard NOP Life posted:Just gonna drop this here: he drops a 50 line brick of conditional logic as a prelude to his 325 line wall of conditional logic still stunned...
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 15:27 |
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Lol nodejs vs java
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 16:11 |
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java owns
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 16:13 |
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Are there any accurate nodejs benchmarks for this kind of thing or am I just getting seriously trolled
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 16:18 |
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I'm confused. How does Node.JS help you "scale"? How does it make it easier to make multi-machine web applications?
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 16:52 |
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as far as I can tell the real appeal of nodejs is just that frontend web "developers" can make a lovely website backend without having to learn a better-suited language.
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 16:54 |
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Ronald Raiden posted:as far as I can tell the real appeal of nodejs is just that frontend web "developers" can make a lovely website backend without having to learn a better-suited language. this is true for every single 'web' language p languages included perl excepted because its one of the best languages period
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 16:56 |
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shrughes posted:I'm confused. How does Node.JS help you "scale"? How does it make it easier to make multi-machine web applications? Imagine a parrot saying "nonblocking" for about a half hour node.js works thre same way
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 16:57 |
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Ronald Raiden posted:as far as I can tell the real appeal of nodejs is just that frontend web "developers" can make a lovely website backend without having to learn a better-suited language. Welp
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 17:12 |
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Yeah I mean I like python but I'm not going to defend it's "speed and scalability" because it's not https://modelingguru.nasa.gov/docs/DOC-1762 Check out java
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 17:14 |
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salted hash browns posted:Yeah I mean I like python but I'm not going to defend it's "speed and scalability" because it's not this says that highly specific operations are done best in languages with highly optimized libraries for those operations.
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 17:25 |
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Jonny 290 posted:this is true for every single 'web' language the only "web" language that starts with a "p" is php. Python works great for doing web dev because of rad poo poo like django, but it's a general purpose language that I think is pretty great. Not the thing to use if you are doing something performance intensive though.
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 17:27 |
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salted hash browns posted:Are there any accurate nodejs benchmarks for this kind of thing or am I just getting seriously trolled
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 17:38 |
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salted hash browns posted:Yeah I mean I like python but I'm not going to defend it's "speed and scalability" because it's not gently caress yeah fortran
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 18:25 |
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Cocoa Crispies posted:here's one: http://blog.mysyncpad.com/post/2073441622/node-js-vs-erlang-syncpads-experience "scalable web 2.0 technologies like node.js": Lollin
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 19:44 |
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man it's really alarming how many node.js apologists there are
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 19:59 |
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Ronald Raiden posted:as far as I can tell the real appeal of nodejs is just that frontend web "developers" can make a lovely website backend without having to learn a better-suited language. perhaps "without having to learn" is what makes p-languages more suited for web poo poo being able to make something new quick gives you a huge price and schedule advantage as a contractor
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# ? Aug 15, 2012 20:03 |
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Jonny 290 posted:this is true for every single 'web' language
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