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Beer_Suitcase posted:Why the hell is he not wearing a helmet? Is the movie only like 15 minutes long and ends with all his organs being donated? Somehow you missed the fact the bike has no brakes either.
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Not a movie, but I just came across this interesting ad in the New Yorker for TV show Boss:  
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Aug 16, 2012 10:27
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Voluspa posted:Somehow you missed the fact the bike has no brakes either. There are bikes with no brakes, you know. Fixed gear bikes with no brakes are actually fairly popular among a lot of hipsters. And he specifically points out in the trailer that he rides the no brakes bike with no safety gear cause he likes the...RUSH that he gets from the danger. I think Premium Rush looks good, although that poster definitely does not 
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Aug 16, 2012 10:30
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Got some more Resident Evil posters at work the other day, are they even trying now? Looks like she's about to fall over  And i can't help but think that Jovovichs head in each shot are from a few year apart.
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Aug 16, 2012 11:37
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Civilisation has collapsed, zombies are everywhere... and Ada's still wearing a cocktail dress and high heels. So it's being true to the games, then. 
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Aug 16, 2012 13:05
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There's something really unappealing about whatever that is Jovovich is wearing.
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Aug 16, 2012 13:16
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It's the least hot S&M corset I've ever seen.
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Aug 16, 2012 13:19
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I'm sure that's Selene's get up from Underworld. I also think the gun in her right hand is crooked in the first poster.
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Aug 16, 2012 13:21
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Legion of One posted:Got some more Resident Evil posters at work the other day, are they even trying now? Why does Ada look more realistic in the games than she does in this poster?
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Aug 16, 2012 14:10
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Jesus, in the timg version of that first poster, Jovovich looks like a cel-shaded character from Fear Effect.
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I think both of those posters pretty much sum up the insanity/stupidity of the RE movies, really.
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I really, really liked the teaser for Retribution but I can't bring myself to watch it until 2 years from now when it's on FX, and I'm cleaning up or something.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:I really, really liked the teaser for Retribution but I can't bring myself to watch it until 2 years from now when it's on FX, and I'm cleaning up or something. I haven't seen a Resident Evil movie since the second one(maybe some of the third) but the Retribution trailer looks kind of interesting. Oded Fehr, Michelle Rodriguez and Colin Salmon being in it again is kind of cool But basically what you said: It's a watch on TV kinda movie, or catch it when a friend's watching it.
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ImpAtom posted:Why does Ada look more realistic in the games than she does in this poster?
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Aug 16, 2012 17:42
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LesterGroans posted:I haven't seen a Resident Evil movie since the second one(maybe some of the third) but the Retribution trailer looks kind of interesting. Oded Fehr, Michelle Rodriguez and Colin Salmon being in it again is kind of cool That and the Underworld movies.
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Speleothing posted:That is a dolphin who has been painted to look like an Orca. Orcas are dolphins 
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Dick Trauma posted:Do not forget this gem: I first read it as "Solar Rabies" and was a lot more excited. 
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Aug 16, 2012 18:14
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Oded Fehr needs to be in some the new RE posters I dunno about you guys, but if I see that movie, it will be just for him. There is a whole untapped market out there that the posters ignore!
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Legion of One posted:Got some more Resident Evil posters at work the other day, are they even trying now? This poster pretty much sums up everything I would want in a RE movie. Also back breaks (ie having to pedal backwards to break) seems to be a thing with kids these days and there skinny bikes. Ditto for fixed gear. Both these things have some drawbacks though (ie try slowing down when going downhill when the natural motion of your bike is propelling you to pedal faster and preventing you from breaking).
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Those posters made me look up the trailer for it and what the gently caress. The best part is picking up on the poo poo they completely lift from the games and throw in their movies. So at least someone in the production is still playing them.
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We also had a display for it as well, but a few weeks ago we got a email telling all cinemas to get rid of all poster and displays for resident evil due to the tag line "think global, kill local"....
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Aug 17, 2012 02:47
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An old favorite I remember seeing many a time on the shelf at our now dead local mom and pop video store...
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Legion of One posted:Got some more Resident Evil posters at work the other day, are they even trying now? 
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Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person looking forwards to the next Resident Evil movie.
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Glamorama26 posted:An old favorite I remember seeing many a time on the shelf at our now dead local mom and pop video store... That reminds me of a couple of other bug movies from my childhood: "Bug" with the underrated Bradford Dillman and a legion of fire-starting roaches:  The creepy "Phase IV" featuring ants up the wazoo and some very old-fashioned tech:  And the only movie where you can see Paul Winfield consumed by a ravaging horde of cockroaches, or maybe a blanket with shreds of paper on it, "Damnation Alley":  I swear to you that special effects in the '70s were not always this bad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjiOb8WZoEo
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Slasherfan posted:Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person looking forwards to the next Resident Evil movie.
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Dick Trauma posted:And the only movie where you can see Paul Winfield consumed by a ravaging horde of cockroaches, or maybe a blanket with shreds of paper on it, "Damnation Alley": I loved this movie as a kid but totally forgot its name. Thank you.
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Surlaw posted:Nah, they're really funny and worth watching. They're perfect 90's style schlock and it's kind of amazing that they're being made in 2012. This. I own all 4 of them on blu ray, and other than the first which has not aged well at all and is just boring, they are all loving fantastic B horror/action movies. And the 4th one is what happens when you give a B movie an A budget for some reason, it's the best.
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Someone get Red Letter Media on the line, their favorite subgenre of kid's movies has a new installment.
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Gonz posted:When you stare into the abyss, sometimes the abyss stares back. 
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The 1st Resident Evil isn't very good but it's one of the best videogame movies out there for sure. The 2nd resident evil movie is not good. There is nothing good about it. It's bad and it's boring. 3 was silly and really forgettable... but I've heard, strangely enough, good things about 4 because it was at least a lot of fun. I think I'll have to check it out now
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Dick Trauma posted:And the only movie where you can see Paul Winfield consumed by a ravaging horde of cockroaches, or maybe a blanket with shreds of paper on it, "Damnation Alley": The studio was making this and Star Wars at the same time and thought this would be their big hit.
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Maxwell Lord posted:The studio was making this and Star Wars at the same time and thought this would be their big hit. The same thing happened to Stan Winston. He thought Monster Squad would be the bigger hit, so he devoted most of his prime-time special effects team to that project. You know what the B-team worked on? Predator.
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Farbtoner posted:With all the focus on agility and speed and delivering packages and JGL's outfit Premium Rush looks like The Scout: The Motion Picture and I am OK with that.
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Physical posted:Meet the [Blank] are some pretty great "trailers". Meet the Spy should have been the 22 minute pilot to their new TF2 based series. The new 3-minute trailer for the latest TF2 update was better than all of the trailers I saw in the theaters before watching Total Recall yesterday. It's almost kind of sad.
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Suzuki Method posted:The new 3-minute trailer for the latest TF2 update was better than all of the trailers I saw in the theaters before watching Total Recall yesterday. It's almost kind of sad. Their trailer for the DOTA2 doc is also pretty great.
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Young Freud posted:The same thing happened to Stan Winston. He thought Monster Squad would be the bigger hit, so he devoted most of his prime-time special effects team to that project. You know what the B-team worked on? Predator. Just think. There is some parallel dimension out there where this is true.
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Madkal posted:Just think. There is some parallel dimension out there where this is true. Where "Wolfman's got NARDS" is a bigger catchphrase than "Get to da choppah!"
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