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achillesforever6 posted:Oh poo poo the Enclave is apart of Umbrella now? drat I want a Fallout movie Google tells me that Interplay Entertainment tried to develop a Fallout movie in 1998 but the project fell apart. You can read the second film treatment here. It's pretty awful.
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LesterGroans posted:I haven't seen a Resident Evil movie since the second one(maybe some of the third) but the Retribution trailer looks kind of interesting. Oded Fehr, Michelle Rodriguez and Colin Salmon being in it again is kind of cool Wait, wait, hold on there...(RE1&3 poilers) Didn't Michelle Rodriguez's and Oded Fehr's characters die? Ah hell why am I asking this... whichever way they're resurrected, no matter how utterly retarded it may be, will be the least ridiculous part about this film.
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itrorev posted:Wait, wait, hold on there...(RE1&3 poilers) Didn't Michelle Rodriguez's and Oded Fehr's characters die? Ah hell why am I asking this... whichever way they're resurrected, no matter how utterly retarded it may be, will be the least ridiculous part about this film. And how is Michelle Rodriguez a selling point to any film or TV show ever? She is emotional poison.
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itrorev posted:Wait, wait, hold on there...(RE1&3 poilers) Didn't Michelle Rodriguez's and Oded Fehr's characters die? Ah hell why am I asking this... whichever way they're resurrected, no matter how utterly retarded it may be, will be the least ridiculous part about this film. I assume they will use an oldie from the series clones
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BonoMan posted:And how is Michelle Rodriguez a selling point to any film or TV show ever? She is emotional poison. I think she's a cool lady.
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Actually, from what I saw in the trailer, some of the movie takes place within a VR world where they have Alice trapped to learn whatever from her because I don't know why I haven't seen the last two but it's about the easiest way to bring back dead characters That said, man did they get a good actor for Wesker. So. Much. Smugness Happy Noodle Boy fucked around with this message at 21:32 on Aug 17, 2012 |
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BonoMan posted:And how is Michelle Rodriguez a selling point to any film or TV show ever? She is emotional poison. Sounds like somebody's no fun.
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# ? Aug 17, 2012 22:08 |
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I like to think the emphasis on "TAIL!" is someone angrily trying to teach their dog. "No you stupid mutt, not your paws, shake your goddamn TAIL!"
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# ? Aug 17, 2012 22:15 |
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Hewlett posted:Sounds like somebody's no fun. No she is a terrible actress that ruins anything she's in. She's way too melodramatic and "hey look at me I'm a stone cold badass" in every. loving. scene. And not in a fun B/Campy kinda way, but in just a "lovely actor" kinda way.
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# ? Aug 17, 2012 22:33 |
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It's not possible to be too melodramatic in a Resident Evil movie.
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# ? Aug 17, 2012 23:06 |
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kaboom! entertainment, responsible for such gems as It seems somehow familiar...
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Talks To Cats posted:kaboom! entertainment, responsible for such gems as Disney/PIXAR wasn't playing around with them this time. Within a months time, they got that "Brave" subtitle pulled very quickly at least from the Redbox versions.
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Zzulu posted:The 2nd resident evil movie is not good. There is nothing good about it. It's bad and it's boring. Look at how wrong you are.
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Talks To Cats posted:kaboom! entertainment, responsible for such gems as More like Kiara the jaundiced zombie.
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# ? Aug 18, 2012 01:26 |
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I just watched the trailer for Doggie B, and it is not about a dog who is a DJ at all. I'm strangely disappointed.
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TheJoker138 posted:Look at how wrong you are. GTA MOTHERFUCKERS. Seriously that guy was great.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Seriously. Last Crusade, aka a commercial for Young Indiana Jones, was terrible. See? We'll always be friends, you and I. Last Crusade blows. It takes all the edgy darkness out of the franchise, and is instead replaced with PG hijinks. It's just Spielberg pussing out after Temple of Doom (The best Indy movie) was deemed "too dark." Instead of melting faces and hearts being ripped out, we get a tongue in cheek Hitler joke.
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My brothers! I've finally found you! Let's us celebrate in the notion that Last Crusade truly is the weakest entry in the series.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:My brothers! I've finally found you!
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# ? Aug 19, 2012 01:03 |
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So I was thinking about Indian Jones, and how The Last Crusade was unquestionably the best of the series and I figured I would post a poster!
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# ? Aug 19, 2012 01:08 |
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itrorev posted:Wait, wait, hold on there...(RE1&3 poilers) Didn't Michelle Rodriguez's and Oded Fehr's characters die? Ah hell why am I asking this... whichever way they're resurrected, no matter how utterly retarded it may be, will be the least ridiculous part about this film. A significant amount of characters that Michelle Rodriguez plays tend to come back from the dead for some reason (Lost, Fast Five) PS. Last Crusade rules and the tank scene is one of the best action scenes ever
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Kramjacks posted:So I was thinking about Indian Jones, and how The Last Crusade was unquestionably the best of the series and I figured I would post a poster! It's one thing to think Crusade is better than Temple, but if you think Crusade is better than Raiders, then you have mental problems, sir. Get a brain scan, get all the scans. PET, CT, MRI, for the love of god, find out what is wrong with your head.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:It's one thing to think Crusade is better than Temple, but if you think Crusade is better than Raiders, then you have mental problems, sir. Get a brain scan, get all the scans. PET, CT, MRI, for the love of god, find out what is wrong with your head. I was just playin', lots of non-movie poster talk going on here. Here's a cool poster!
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# ? Aug 19, 2012 01:42 |
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I always loved the variant Temple poster. It makes men gay for Harrison Ford:
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# ? Aug 19, 2012 01:49 |
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I watched all four films over the past month or so and I totally agree on the Last Crusade; I still enjoy it, but it's such an obvious slapstick overreaction to Temple of Doom. In fact, I think I enjoyed Kingdom of the Crystal Skull more watching it inline with the others because it makes me appreciate that it isn't Temple of Doom. I remember not liking it as a kid, but rewatching it last week, I almost turned it off before the end. In fact, I kind of wished I hadn't watched them again because I can now only say that there's one and a half good movies in the Indiana Jones franchise. I also get the same creepy vibe I got from Inglourious Basterds when watching them; particularly Raiders' melting Nazis scene. Knowing Speilberg went on to work on some of the most famous serious WWII projects and he supposedly took a Hitler jibe in such bad taste that he got rid of Megan Fox, I wonder if he watched the dailies of the Ark opening with a big, Eli Roth grin.
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Handsome Dead posted:Knowing Speilberg went on to work on some of the most famous serious WWII projects and he supposedly took a Hitler jibe in such bad taste that he got rid of Megan Fox, Wasn't that Michael Bay? Kramjacks fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Aug 19, 2012 |
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oh hey I found another cool poster I like how it gives you an adventure vibe but still makes it seem pretty dark, which Raiders is (especially compared to the others) Kramjacks posted:Wasn't that Michael Bay? now that's a poster Handsome Dead posted:I also get the same creepy vibe I got from Inglourious Basterds when watching them; particularly Raiders' melting Nazis scene. Knowing Speilberg went on to work on some of the most famous serious WWII projects and he supposedly took a Hitler jibe in such bad taste that he got rid of Megan Fox, I wonder if he watched the dailies of the Ark opening with a big, Eli Roth grin. from Ebert's Great Movies thing (there's a lot more than this, it's a pretty good insight into the movie): Ebert posted:We know how deeply he feels about the Holocaust. We have seen "Schindler's List" and we know about his Shoah Project. Those are works of a thoughtful adult. "Raiders of the Lost Ark" is the work of Spielberg's recaptured adolescence, I think; it contains the kind of stuff teenage boys like, and it also perhaps contains the daydreams of a young Jewish kid who imagines blowing up Nazis real good. The screenplay is by Lawrence Kasdan, based on a story by Philip Kaufman, George Lucas and an uncredited Spielberg, whose movie is great fun on the surface -- one of the classic entertainments -- and then has a buried level. Xenophon fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Aug 19, 2012 |
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Kramjacks posted:Wasn't that Michael Bay? Fox made the comment about Bay, and then Spielberg ordered Bay to fire her.
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Xenophon posted:oh hey I found another cool poster When did Indy have a mustache?
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In honor of V/H/S/...
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Ominous Jazz posted:When did Indy have a mustache? His facial hair is pretty dark in some scenes, probably because of the lighting or Harrison Ford was too lazy to shave that day and on the full size poster you can tell he's just lookin' a bit scruffy
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# ? Aug 19, 2012 02:16 |
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Speaking of Indiana Jones, Hope we get it outside of the US.
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# ? Aug 19, 2012 02:36 |
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"Sweet and savvy talking golden retriever, Bailey, is one doggone lucky pooch when his devoted owner, Constance Pennington, leaves him her entire billion-dollar fortune. Bailey is lucky, that is, until he becomes the target of an elaborately-designed dognap scheme hatched by Constance's nasty nephew Caspar and his money-hungry wife Dolores. The despicable duo's wicked plan is to ultimately gain custody of the canine so they can get their greedy paws on his inheritance. Unfortunately for them, there's a thing or two they don't know about Bailey. Not only does he have great street smarts, he has great pals too. Bailey's loyal guardian Ted, kind-hearted animal advocate Marge, her daughter Sam, and a clever border collie named Tessa set out on a hilarious madcap adventure to free their four-legged friend and put the nasty dognappers out of business-for good!"
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# ? Aug 19, 2012 02:47 |
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an elaborately-designed dognap scheme
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# ? Aug 19, 2012 02:49 |
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Aatrek posted:an elaborately-designed dognap scheme The worst kind of Dognap SchemeTM. TIM ALLEN IS: A MONSTER
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# ? Aug 19, 2012 02:50 |
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Xenophon posted:oh hey I found another cool poster Darker than Temple of Doom? Can we just start an Indiana Jones mega thread so I can go into great detail and scream until I'm blue in the face on why Temple of Doom was the best Indy?
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# ? Aug 19, 2012 03:11 |
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Here is a new trend in posters that i'm getting a little tired of. Lets take a pic from the movie (a very low quality one) and use it for our posters. We got this poster the other day and it's even worse quality then shown in this pic, think the same pic but its dimensions changed to a regular poster and all distorted.
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# ? Aug 19, 2012 03:39 |
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I was hoping this was a sequel to Brewster's Millions.
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Legion of One posted:Here is a new trend in posters that i'm getting a little tired of. I like that poster and I want to see that movie. Most of what I like about the poster being the placement of the text relative to the angle of the hedge.
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