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Nic, stop playing with mommy's lipstick. Look, you've smeared it all over the place!
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The Saddest Rhino posted:I don't really know if the tagline is a "joke" or as a selling point, but the movie is (predictably) terrible. They couldn't even come up with an original joke for the poster... 
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Didn't the first loving scary movie already make that joke? Goddamn do I hate parody films now. I can't remember the last actual good spoof came out.
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I think the best part of Dawn's marketing is the title treatment. It's not used in the actual movie, but it's a really inspired touch to use a sort of military/sci-fi/action typeface instead of a standard "horror" one. It really conveys that this is not a typical horror film- it's something unique.
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Aug 22, 2012 14:49
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Yodzilla posted:Didn't the first loving scary movie already make that joke? Scary Movie 1
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Yodzilla posted:Didn't the first loving scary movie already make that joke? 
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No doubt about it... this movie gives you "Oooooooooo."
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Two of my favorite spoof films, including the best sketch comedy film.  That Billy Zane really is a cool guy.
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Sockser posted:Scary Movie 1 That movie really had just one good joke: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV-tLWRxVno Yodzilla posted:Goddamn do I hate parody films now. I can't remember the last actual good spoof came out. Hot FUzz.
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Alhazred posted:Hot FUzz. Oh yeah. I guess I kind of forgot since I equate parodies to being loving terrible nowadays. Thanks Friedberg and Seltzer.
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Yodzilla posted:Goddamn do I hate parody films now. I can't remember the last actual good spoof came out. Aw, come on. Cabin in the Woods wasn't that long ago!
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The Saddest Rhino posted:I don't really know if the tagline is a "joke" or as a selling point, but the movie is (predictably) terrible. Does ANYONE who goes to see these even know what "Scary Movie" is these days? Why do they keep using this tagline?
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I hope the rest of his career is just him looking exactly like dead historical figures until his final performance...Mother Theresa!
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Aw, come on. Cabin in the Woods wasn't that long ago! I wouldn't call Cabin in the Woods a spoof. It played with some conventions of the horror genre, sometimes for comedic effect, but it's by no means a comedy.
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Mister Chief posted:What's wrong with your face etc. That's the first Drive poster (real or fake) that I've liked.
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Ez posted:I wouldn't call Cabin in the Woods a spoof. It played with some conventions of the horror genre, sometimes for comedic effect, but it's by no means a comedy. What? Did we see the same film?
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Not a spoof, definitely a comedy.
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Cartoon Man posted:[timg]http://s3.amazonaws.com/coolproduction/ckeditor_assets/pictures/8670/original/1-sheet_Lincoln_v8[1].jpg?1345651879[/timg] Do we know how much vampire slaying is going to be in this one?
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It's cool to see that Steven Spielberg has the means to travel back in time and bring President Lincoln back to shoot a movie. Also here's one that isn't image-leeching:
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Yeah, thinking more about it, I guess you could call it a horror comedy. I see it more of a horror thriller though, but maybe that's semantic.
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Cartoon Man posted:[timg]http://s3.amazonaws.com/coolproduction/ckeditor_assets/pictures/8670/original/1-sheet_Lincoln_v8[1].jpg?1345651879[/timg] I will pay money to see any amount of movies with Daniel Day Lewis playing historical figures. I can't get enough of it. This summer Daniel Day Lewis is: Moses "See this knife? I'm gonna teach you to speak Hebrew with this loving knife!" Daniel Day Lewis as: Nixon "I have a...competition in me. I want no one else to succeed." Daniel Day Lewis as: General MacArthur To troops of the Philippines: "No, you submit, do you hear? You be strong, you survive... You stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you. No matter how long it takes, no matter how far, I will find you. I shall return." *cue Yanni*
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Daniel Day Lewis is George Lucas. I would watch that movie.
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I would like to see those found footage spoof movies spoof Cannibal Holocaust. Also Cabin in the Woods is a homage film.
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Ez posted:Yeah, thinking more about it, I guess you could call it a horror comedy. I see it more of a horror thriller though, but maybe that's semantic. It's barely horror, much less a thriller. It's a horror-themed comedy.
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So did Lewis actually free the slaves or suspend habeas corpus or get shot in the back of the head or whatever else his insane method acting requires?
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GonSmithe posted:It's cool to see that Steven Spielberg has the means to travel back in time and bring President Lincoln back to shoot a movie. Good lord. That is an astonishing likeness.
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RandolphCarter posted:Good lord. That is an astonishing likeness. See also: 
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Peanut President posted:Daniel Day Lewis is George Lucas. I would watch that movie. You know, an autobiographical film about George Lucas would actually be pretty good. A visionary who uses his whole-hearted and energetic love of the films he watched as a child to change the face of cinema and become the touchstone of whole new generations, only to get lost in greed and power and completely alienating everyone who once loved his work. It might have to wait until after George actually dies, though.
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Cleretic posted:It might have to wait until after George actually dies, though. That won't stop the right kind of person.
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1stGear posted:That won't stop the right kind of person. I think you mean to link to these fine fellows.
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RandolphCarter posted:Good lord. That is an astonishing likeness. Since it is Daniel Day Lewis it is safe to say he did not go to any plays during filming.
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bobkatt013 posted:Since it is Daniel Day Lewis it is safe to say he did not go to any plays during filming. More like he went to a bunch and was kind of relieved but also slightly puzzled and disappointed at the end of each one.
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bobkatt013 posted:Since it is Daniel Day Lewis it is safe to say he did not go to any plays during filming. Speaking of, it looks like the other picture is of him in a theatre (THE theatre?).
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Lobok posted:Speaking of, it looks like the other picture is of him in a theatre (THE theatre?). I think if might be him getting his picture taken by Mathew Brady
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