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It takes real talent to make attractive women look like poorly assembled fleshbots.
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Aug 27, 2012 03:48
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Mousepractice posted:French Thing poster = best Thing poster I have this in English and it loving rules and I love it. quote:also this one This is incredible as all hell. I have (and loving love) this French Creature From the Black Lagoon poster: 
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Aug 27, 2012 05:17
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The Saddest Rhino posted:
Oh Roger Corman 
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Aug 27, 2012 05:21
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Gene Hackman's arm...is enormous. Enormous!
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Aug 27, 2012 05:46
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kiimo posted:Gene Hackman's arm...is enormous. Enormous! His hand looks to actually be about the right size, it's just he's wearing a suit two sizes too big for him or something. It looks like he's morphing into Groucho.
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Aug 27, 2012 05:56
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The Saddest Rhino posted:
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Aug 27, 2012 06:32
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Oh man, that takes me back. There was a photoshop thread from years ago where I used that poster: 
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Aug 27, 2012 07:56
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Oh man, that takes me back. There was a photoshop thread from years ago where I used that poster: This reminds me not just of your username, but also your infamous posts in the Fallout: New Vegas thread.
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Aug 27, 2012 08:41
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Sigourney wishes she still looked like that. There's also no way those are their actual bodies, it seems like they just pasted the faces on
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The Saddest Rhino posted:
I really thought Roger Corman and his "10 minute wide shots of cars driving" movies were dead and buried.
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Aug 28, 2012 00:39
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The best Roger Corman 'film' of the past decade.
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Mister Chief posted:The best Roger Corman 'film' of the past decade. Truly incredible. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj3X9d7VSwo&t=178s Hewlett fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Aug 28, 2012 |
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Aug 28, 2012 00:57
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"Magic transcends logic". That doesn't work in filming movies, Roger.
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Aug 28, 2012 01:13
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Maybe you guys don't understand how great Flyin' Ryan is
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Aug 28, 2012 01:29
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FlamingLiberal posted:Sigourney wishes she still looked like that. Well that movie did come out 10-15 years ago
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Aug 28, 2012 04:00
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Peanut President posted:I really thought Roger Corman and his "10 minute wide shots of cars driving" movies were dead and buried. To be fair that looks to be an 'EPIX Original Movie' according to the top there. If you haven't heard of EPIX before it's an HD Package channel on whatever various television service you want to name. It's like a Lifetime Original Movie in the film hierarchy.
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Aug 28, 2012 06:48
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Thanks to this thread, I ordered a couple of prints. http://i.imgur.com/V4eMV.jpg and as a gift: http://i.imgur.com/tWU4B.jpg Also, I realized that I have a Tyler Stout in my collection, and kinda forgot about it, but it's for a TV show, rather than a movie. Also, this thread has turned me broke.
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Aug 29, 2012 04:30
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 It's funny because it's a penis guys.
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Aug 29, 2012 05:37
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Gringo Heisenberg posted:This is interesting:  iirc the rising sun motif was added in by some American to make the poster more ~wacky Japanese~. The rising sun motif isn't really used in Japan very much, mostly due to the whole "decades long fascist dictatorship that used it as their symbol" thing.
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Aug 29, 2012 05:53
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Doesn't the title on that poster translate to Captain Supermarket?
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TheBigBudgetSequel posted:Doesn't the title on that poster translate to Captain Supermarket? I'm going to go ahead and believe you read Japanese because that is a beautiful way to entitle Army of Darkness.
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Aug 29, 2012 06:01
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Martin Van Buren posted:I'm going to go ahead and believe you read Japanese because that is a beautiful way to entitle Army of Darkness. He apparently does, as that's exactly what the title on the poster says. Well, "Kyaputan Suupaamaaketto," but close enough. 
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Aug 29, 2012 06:22
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TheBigBudgetSequel posted:Doesn't the title on that poster translate to Captain Supermarket? Yes. The poster is also calling on viewers to repent their sins (that's the bit of text by Bruce Campbell) while the text above the title compares the film to an RPG that is hilarious and comes from the terrifyingly talented mind of Sam Raimi. Also, it's demands that we stop making fun of it. Also the tag line basically translates to "the ultimate DIY tool that travelled across space time!" The black text next to it is too small for me to read. Edit: on closer inspection, it says "Upon a feudal time, dominated by a dark power, a hero fell from the sky. Instead of a sword, he wields a chainsaw; his name is ASH!" edogawa rando fucked around with this message at 06:26 on Aug 29, 2012 |
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Aug 29, 2012 06:23
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Jefferoo posted:
That's actually the most apt image I've ever seen for that show, and sums up everything that it's about.
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Aug 29, 2012 06:26
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Vagabundo posted:Yes. The poster is also calling on viewers to repent their sins (that's the bit of text by Bruce Campbell) while the text above the title compares the film to an RPG that is hilarious and comes from the terrifyingly talented mind of Sam Raimi. Not just an ordinary RPG, a "cyberpunk RPG". TheJoker138 posted:That's actually the most apt image I've ever seen for that show, and sums up everything that it's about. The penis imagery makes me think this is some sort of fan poster. I'm also not sure if inverting the penis, making the knot the glans and the tie the shaft would make things more subtle or less. Young Freud fucked around with this message at 06:29 on Aug 29, 2012 |
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Aug 29, 2012 06:27
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Young Freud posted:Not just an ordinary RPG, a "cyberpunk RPG". But that's not what it says? 
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Aug 29, 2012 06:44
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Since when can everyone read Japanese?
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Aug 29, 2012 07:27
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I grew up there and my mum's Japanese so that's the language I use when I talk to her. I don't know what TheBigBudgetSequel's excuse is.
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Aug 29, 2012 08:24
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Vagabundo posted:I grew up there and my mum's Japanese so that's the language I use when I talk to her. I don't know what TheBigBudgetSequel's excuse is. He's just a troublemaker.
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Aug 29, 2012 08:28
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Soup cans and a bald head saying "MOOO0NN". It's all becoming so clear now.
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Aug 29, 2012 09:01
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Jefferoo posted:
I don't like the poster that much anyway but the misspelling of Elisabeth Moss' name is bugging me.
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Aug 29, 2012 10:09
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Gringo Heisenberg posted:This is interesting: I have a huge image file version of this I uprezzed and cleaned up to get printed for a friend, looked indistinguishable from a 'real' poster - will stick a public Dropbox folder up after work
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Aug 29, 2012 11:00
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Vagabundo posted:But that's not what it says? You know, you're right, I screwed up katakana. サイバーパンク - Cyberpunk ハイバーギャグ - High-Bar Gag?
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Vagabundo posted:I grew up there and my mum's Japanese so that's the language I use when I talk to her. I don't know what TheBigBudgetSequel's excuse is. I read that was the translation back in some thread a long time ago. Always stuck with me because Captain Supermarket is PERFECT. I can't speak a word of Japanese, unless you count getting drunk and singing a Styxx song.
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Aug 29, 2012 17:28
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Interesting conversation seeing as I'm currently in Okinawa
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TheBigBudgetSequel posted:I can't speak a word of Japanese, unless you count getting drunk and singing a Styxx song. As someone who took three years of Japanese (and promptly forgot most of it after college), the 'Captain Supermarket' stuff (katakana) is by far the easiest to read, because that's strictly used for phonetic translations of English words and stuff. As in, that Japanese literally says "Kyaputin Soopaamaaketto". Once you know the couple dozen symbols or so, it's a cakewalk.
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NoneMoreNegative posted:I have a huge image file version of this I uprezzed and cleaned up to get printed for a friend, looked indistinguishable from a 'real' poster - will stick a public Dropbox folder up after work Right-click Download, approx 50mb file http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3812093/army_of_darkness-japan.jpg Looks a bit 'watercolour' if you pixel-peep the 100% size image, but printed as a one-sheet or A3 it does fine Stick it on a thumbdrive, take it off to your local Kinkos, post a photo when you have your new poster on your wall 
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I'm torn. The classic poster is vague and mysterious, while this poster actually shows what makes this film worth seeing.
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Mister Chief posted:The best Roger Corman 'film' of the past decade.
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