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Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Every BMX Bandits poster is amazing, holy poo poo.





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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

feedmyleg posted:

It could have been re-used in TLW, but I'm almost certain it was in the dining hall in the first film.
No that was different
http://images.checkoutmycards.com/zoom/85edbc37-a0ae-4c09-ac85-408bf2e1dd4d.jpg

Mike From Nowhere
Jan 31, 2007

I guess there has to be one thing I just can't help, Lois.

scary ghost dog posted:

Watch the movie.

Think of the most insane Japanese horror movie possible. "House" is crazier than that.

InVitro
Dec 23, 2008

I, Gary, the Scourge of Carpathia, the Sorrow of Moldavia, command you! Find me a child that I might live again!

Mister Chief posted:

Every BMX Bandits poster is amazing, holy poo poo.




I'm having such a raging clue!

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Needs more Gleaming The Cube.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Atasi posted:

I think it's time for a worldwide ten year moratorium on all Silent Hill and Biohazard products; games, movies, comics, everything.

There needs to be a moratorium on movie subtitles that begin with the letter R.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

You better hurry up and stop the makers of The Raid: Redemption and it's upcoming sequels.

Jasta
Apr 13, 2012


I don't know what this is but I want to see it.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Mister Chief posted:

Every BMX Bandits poster is amazing, holy poo poo.


This looks like the cover to some Intellivision game.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Jasta posted:

I don't know what this is but I want to see it.

Currently OnDemand; released in theaters next month:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LfLDeXLmAw

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Gonz posted:

Currently OnDemand; released in theaters next month:

That trailer is spoilerific

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Dissapointed Owl posted:

That trailer is spoilerific

Aren't 98% of all trailers spoilerific nowadays?

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Gonz posted:

Aren't 98% of all trailers spoilerific nowadays?

I'd say it's 50/50 with trailers that are full of spoilers and trailers that are advertising a completely different movie than the final product (Drive, The Grey).

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

This thread is 90% fan made Drive posters.

Cliff
Nov 12, 2008

God, that is terrible.

"You see, it's like he wears a mask, get it? And that mask has a neck, you see..."

Sheldrake
Jul 19, 2006

~pettin in the park~

Mister Chief posted:

This thread is 90% fan made Drive posters.



I had no idea Steve Buscemi was in Drive. Maybe I'll have to watch it now...

angry climber
Dec 6, 2010

Mister Chief posted:

This thread is 90% fan made Drive posters.



I scrolled upwards, and didn't see the title. Thought it was a Prometheus poster.

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!

Mister Chief posted:

This thread is 90% fan made Drive posters.



Where's the hammer?

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
.

boom boom boom fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Oct 6, 2014

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.

boom boom boom posted:

I've never seen Drive, is it really as awful as all those terrible, pretentious posters make it look?

No, Drive is a fantastic movie, people are just idiots.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

I usually like a lot of Drive fan posters, but I saw that one on Tumblr yesterday and instantly cracked up laughing at how godawful it was.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

boom boom boom posted:

I've never seen Drive, is it really as awful as all those terrible, pretentious posters make it look?

It's awesome.

NarkyBark
Dec 7, 2003

one funky chicken

boom boom boom posted:

I've never seen Drive, is it really as awful as all those terrible, pretentious posters make it look?

I thought it was pretty bleh. Slow, with long periods of Ryan Gosling staring and not saying anything. Occasional sudden violence and Ron Pearlman swearing.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

My favourite film of 2011, no contest.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
.

boom boom boom fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Oct 6, 2014

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

That poster reminds me of the three-headed night from Monty Python's Holy Grail. Except one of them is a scorpion.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

boom boom boom posted:

Sounds like a Takeshi Kitano movie.

I was just about to post this. If you like Kitano films you will like Drive, and vice versa.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Barefoot Rutger Hauer had better be careful with that sword.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
On that note, awesome poster:




Terrible DVD cover:

Hewlett
Mar 4, 2005

"DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!"

Also, drink
and watch movies.
That's fun too.

Dillbag posted:

On that note, awesome poster:



It looks like Rutger Hauer is making the Sling Blade face.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011


That poster has been posted here before and someone made the point that he has probably made those shotguns even more deadly.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Gonz posted:

Currently OnDemand; released in theaters next month:


Some bits of that look like they could be from a House Of Leaves shoot.

Class Warcraft
Apr 27, 2006


Why did Rutger Hauer's career end up so lackluster? Dude knocked it out of the park in Blade Runner then just B-movies from there on out.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

boom boom boom posted:

I've never seen Drive, is it really as awful as all those terrible, pretentious posters make it look?

Yes. It's also as awful as all those terrible, pretentious posters say it isn't.

Seriously: it's beautifully directed, but you can simulate watching the movie by staring at the (real) poster for 90 minutes. Goons like it because a guy gets his head stomped into paste, and because that guy from Breaking Bad is in it.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Flippycunt posted:

Why did Rutger Hauer's career end up so lackluster? Dude knocked it out of the park in Blade Runner then just B-movies from there on out.

I think it has to do with Hauer being kinda old by the time he made it to Hollywood. He was 37 when he made Blade Runner.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Jedit posted:

Yes. It's also as awful as all those terrible, pretentious posters say it isn't.

Seriously: it's beautifully directed, but you can simulate watching the movie by staring at the (real) poster for 90 minutes. Goons like it because a guy gets his head stomped into paste, and because that guy from Breaking Bad is in it.

No, that's obviously the only things that you managed to gleam from it. Stop projecting and actually read the Drive thread in CD.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Young Freud posted:

I think it has to do with Hauer being kinda old by the time he made it to Hollywood. He was 37 when he made Blade Runner.

Christopher Nolan will cast him in something, surely?

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

The MSJ posted:

Christopher Nolan will cast him in something, surely?

Hauer said Nolan would be the only person he could see as pulling off a successful Blade Runner remake or sequel.

So, a Chris Nolan-directed Blade Runner remake or sequel, probably as Tyrell. :haw:

Young Freud fucked around with this message at 09:21 on Sep 11, 2012

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Young Freud posted:

Hauer said Nolan would be the only person he could see as pulling off a successful Blade Runner remake or sequel.

So, a Chris Nolan-directed Blade Runner remake or sequel, probably as Tyrell. :haw:

Honestly, after Prometheus I'd much rather just have another Blade Runner sequel by Ridley :dance:

Or better yet, no pre/sequel!

e: Here's the new cover for the bluray of Jeepers Creepers



That's loving awful.

Dissapointed Owl fucked around with this message at 10:03 on Sep 11, 2012

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Binary Logic
Dec 28, 2000

Fun Shoe

Gonz posted:

Barefoot Rutger Hauer had better be careful with that sword.

Don't worry, most of the blood in that movie is obvious CGI. (Is this considered a spoiler?)

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