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Supercar Gautier: Jun 10, 2006

Star Trek In2 Darkness

# ? Sep 9, 2012 01:36

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# ? May 9, 2024 23:00

Detective No. 27: Jun 7, 2006

I like it. It sounds leagues better than "Dark of the Moon."

# ? Sep 9, 2012 02:34

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Is this coming out before or after Thor: The Darkworld?

# ? Sep 9, 2012 03:47

Category Fun!: Dec 2, 2008; im just trying to get you into bed

Detective No. 27 posted:

I like it. It sounds leagues better than "Dark of the Moon."

Well sure, if you're setting the bar that low.

# ? Sep 9, 2012 14:59

Shirkelton: Apr 6, 2009; I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Supercar Gautier posted:

Star Trek In2 Darkness

2 Trek 2 Darkness

Original model. New parts.

# ? Sep 9, 2012 15:02

Timby: Dec 23, 2006; Your mother!

"Star Trek Into Darkness" feels like they looked at Live Free or Die Hard and A Good Day to Die Hard and did their best to mimic that style of title.

# ? Sep 9, 2012 15:52

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Timby posted:

A Good Day to Die Hard

Now I know this exists and I'm so, so angry.

# ? Sep 10, 2012 00:57

Super No Vacancy: Jul 26, 2012

Can't be worse than the last one, at least.

# ? Sep 10, 2012 00:59

Barometer: Sep 23, 2007; You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.

"A Good Day to Die Hard; The story of Viagra"

Like most of you, I'm not feeling the Trek into Darkness title either, but it isn't enough to sour me on the film. Even though I didn't really get into the reboot, I'm such a fan of Star Trek in general that I feel like I have to see this.

# ? Sep 10, 2012 01:04

Szmitten: Apr 26, 2008

Barometer posted:

"A Good Day to Die Hard; The story of Viagra"

You've just broken me and every single Die Hard title is hysterical to me now.

# ? Sep 10, 2012 12:18

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Timby posted:

"Star Trek Into Darkness" feels like they looked at Live Free or Die Hard and A Good Day to Die Hard and did their best to mimic that style of title.

Or Batman Begins.

# ? Sep 10, 2012 17:03

scary ghost dog: Aug 5, 2007

Every movie sequel title that is a phrase unto itself (Star Trek Into Darkness, A Good Day to Die Hard, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, For a Few Dollars More, Dawn of the Dead, 28 Weeks Later) is better than every movie sequel title with a colon in it. They're just better titles in every way. I would rather see Star Trek Into Darkness than Star Trek 2(9?): Into Darkness any day. It's just a better title! You can't speak a colon aloud!

# ? Sep 10, 2012 17:53

Professor Clumsy: Sep 12, 2008; It is a while still till Sunrise - and in the daytime I sleep, my dear fellow, I sleep the very deepest of sleeps...

Star Trek Into a Colon.

# ? Sep 10, 2012 20:29

amusinginquiry: Nov 8, 2009; College Slice

The Fantastic Voyage reboot we've all been waiting for!

# ? Sep 10, 2012 20:52

Cpt. Spring Types: Feb 19, 2004; Wait, what?

Professor Clumsy posted:

Star Trek Into a Colon.

I don't know why, but when I first heard the title, I couldn't help but think of the Mr. Show sketch where they take a class trip up Bob's mom's rear end in a top hat.

# ? Sep 10, 2012 21:20

Barudak: May 7, 2007

scary ghost dog posted:

It's just a better title! You can't speak a colon aloud!

Probe: For Polyps

Although that's somewhat of a reach since its not like that load would ever get a wide release.

# ? Sep 10, 2012 21:22

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

amusinginquiry posted:

The Fantastic Voyage reboot we've all been waiting for!

Fantastic Voyager.

# ? Sep 10, 2012 22:48

48 Hour Boner: May 26, 2005; I think something's wrong with this thing

Mister Kingdom posted:

Fantastic Voyager.

This and "Star Trek Into a Colon" seem very appropriate.

# ? Sep 10, 2012 22:50

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

Mister Kingdom posted:

Fantastic Voyager.

No, that'd be up a salamander's colon.

# ? Sep 11, 2012 02:14

Crackpipe: Jul 9, 2001

Professor Clumsy posted:

Star Trek Into a Colon.

Lunch a Class 2 probe!

# ? Sep 11, 2012 06:19

berserker: Aug 17, 2003; My love for you
is ticking clock

Crackpipe posted:

Lunch a Class 2 probe!

You never go class 2 probe

# ? Sep 12, 2012 04:29

Diesel Fucker: Aug 14, 2003; I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Star Trekkin: Across The Universe

# ? Sep 12, 2012 06:56

A Doomed Purloiner: Jan 4, 2006

amusinginquiry posted:

The Fantastic Voyage reboot we've all been waiting for!

The Spinal Frontier

# ? Sep 12, 2012 13:21

coffeetable: Feb 5, 2006; TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

Lasher posted:

Star Trekkin: Across The Universe

Jim & Spock's Excellent Adventure

# ? Sep 12, 2012 13:52

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

When You Wish Upon A Star Trek

# ? Sep 12, 2012 14:05

Shanty: Nov 7, 2005; I Love Dogs

A Doomed Purloiner posted:

The Spinal Frontier

This Is Spinal Trek

# ? Sep 12, 2012 14:21

NarkyBark: Dec 7, 2003; one funky chicken

Trekkin'

Trekkin' Too

# ? Sep 12, 2012 17:11

computer parts: Nov 18, 2010; PLEASE CLAP

NarkyBark posted:

Trekkin'

Trekkin' Too

Trekkin, What a Long Strange Trip It's Been

# ? Sep 12, 2012 20:18

USS Kobayashi Issa: Jul 18, 2011

Star Trek: Episode II: Attack of the Colons

# ? Sep 12, 2012 23:06

WRiddell83: Nov 24, 2004

"Sneak Peek" from Conan.

http://teamcoco.com/video/jj-abrams-gives-an-exclusive-sneak-peek-of-star-trek-into-darkness

# ? Oct 6, 2012 16:49

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

WRiddell83 posted:

"Sneak Peek" from Conan.

http://teamcoco.com/video/jj-abrams-gives-an-exclusive-sneak-peek-of-star-trek-into-darkness

Do the Hot Spock!

# ? Oct 6, 2012 18:11

Aatrek: Jul 19, 2004; by Fistgrrl

Arise, thread! 9-minute Dark Knight Rises-style IMAX preview with The Hobbit in December:

http://trekmovie.com/2012/11/14/breaking-9-minute-preview-of-star-trek-into-darkness-to-debut-in-imax-3d-on-december-14/

# ? Nov 15, 2012 01:40

Morkfang: Dec 9, 2009; I'm awesome.

Aatrek posted:

Arise, thread! 9-minute Dark Knight Rises-style IMAX preview with The Hobbit in December:

http://trekmovie.com/2012/11/14/breaking-9-minute-preview-of-star-trek-into-darkness-to-debut-in-imax-3d-on-december-14/

So if I have tickets for Hobbit IMAX 3D on the 13th December I'm missing out on this? Sad face.

# ? Nov 16, 2012 16:37

Aatrek: Jul 19, 2004; by Fistgrrl

Caryna posted:

So if I have tickets for Hobbit IMAX 3D on the 13th December I'm missing out on this? Sad face.

Well, the midnight IMAX is technically 12:01 AM on the 14th, so you're probably okay.

# ? Nov 16, 2012 16:50

aBagorn: Aug 26, 2004

Aatrek posted:

Arise, thread! 9-minute Dark Knight Rises-style IMAX preview with The Hobbit in December:

http://trekmovie.com/2012/11/14/breaking-9-minute-preview-of-star-trek-into-darkness-to-debut-in-imax-3d-on-december-14/

Ugh, I despise 3D movies (I have a problem viewing them), so I won't be able to see this.

# ? Nov 16, 2012 17:37

Morkfang: Dec 9, 2009; I'm awesome.

Aatrek posted:

Well, the midnight IMAX is technically 12:01 AM on the 14th, so you're probably okay.

Well, I have tickets for 7pm on the 13th. But then again, this is in the UK, so who knows. :iiam:

# ? Nov 16, 2012 17:47

Cross-Section: Mar 18, 2009

Looks like a synopsis has been released, source is Slashfilm and a few other sites:

Paramount Press Release posted:

In Summer 2013, pioneering director J.J. Abrams will deliver an explosive action thriller that takes Star Trek Into Darkness.

When the crew of the Enterprise is called back home, they find an unstoppable force of terror from within their own organization has detonated the fleet and everything it stands for, leaving our world in a state of crisis.

With a personal score to settle, Captain Kirk (Chris Pine) leads a manhunt to a war-zone world to capture a one man (Benedict Cumberbatch) weapon of mass destruction.

As our heroes are propelled into an epic chess game of life and death, love will be challenged, friendships will be torn apart, and sacrifices must be made for the only family Kirk has left: his crew.

Man, Starfleet can't catch a break! :rolleyes:

Cross-Section fucked around with this message at 06:05 on Nov 27, 2012

# ? Nov 27, 2012 05:16

Aatrek: Jul 19, 2004; by Fistgrrl

Source, please.

# ? Nov 27, 2012 05:20

Shirkelton: Apr 6, 2009; I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

That synopsis reads like my dick got drunk and typed it by itself.

Star Trek: Detonate the Fleet

# ? Nov 27, 2012 05:26

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# ? May 9, 2024 23:00

trash person: Apr 5, 2006; Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!

So I suppose it's gotta be the Gary Mitchell plot line, right?

I'm down with that. One of the few TOS season 1 episodes I legitimately enjoyed watching.

# ? Nov 27, 2012 06:27

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