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gabensraum: Sep 16, 2003; LOAD "NICE!",8,1

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# ? Sep 18, 2012 11:23

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# ? May 8, 2024 09:26

Max Facetime: Apr 18, 2009

something something auto-completing perl ide

# ? Sep 18, 2012 12:00

Zombywuf: Mar 29, 2008

Wouldn't it be nice if refactoring really was just about rearranging your class hierarchy.

# ? Sep 18, 2012 12:03

EVGA Longoria: Dec 25, 2005; Let's go exploring!

deep square leg posted:

code:

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valid perl code

# ? Sep 18, 2012 12:20

X-BUM-RAIDER-X: May 7, 2008

perl owns unironically and so does python, they are both cool

# ? Sep 18, 2012 12:56

Elos: Jan 8, 2009

hey intellij people is the free edition any good? gonna have to write some java for a course soon and eclipse kinda blows so

# ? Sep 18, 2012 13:31

X-BUM-RAIDER-X: May 7, 2008

Elos posted:

gonna have to write some java for a course soon

i'm sorry

# ? Sep 18, 2012 13:34

double sulk: Jul 2, 2010

i have an interview thursday :shobon:

# ? Sep 18, 2012 14:17

Bird Priest: Jun 22, 2009; I have free will to do what I want but I choose to oscillate.

Zombywuf posted:

Wouldn't it be nice if refactoring really was just about rearranging your class hierarchy.

i refactor all my code into one function
it is called main

# ? Sep 18, 2012 14:22

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

OBAMA BIN LAUGHIN posted:

perl owns unironically and so does python, they are both cool

# ? Sep 18, 2012 14:22

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

tef posted:

by cross platform I mean things like widgets working similarly enough across all platforms.

it's been a while, but I seem to recall the sliders being upside down on one platform, and tooltips that only displayed on the primary display on another.

yep swt is terrible.

not every platform does native widgets the same way so that kind of stuff is to be expected. ex: newer versions of osx have upsidedown scrolling by default and no scrollbars at all.

# ? Sep 18, 2012 15:12

X-BUM-RAIDER-X: May 7, 2008

gucci void main posted:

i have an interview thursday

ask them what version control they use

# ? Sep 18, 2012 15:42

gabensraum: Sep 16, 2003; LOAD "NICE!",8,1

ask what refactoring methodology they prefer

# ? Sep 18, 2012 15:47

gabensraum: Sep 16, 2003; LOAD "NICE!",8,1

to whatever they say you reply, "that dog just ain't gonna hunt"

# ? Sep 18, 2012 15:48

Bird Priest: Jun 22, 2009; I have free will to do what I want but I choose to oscillate.

OBAMA BIN LAUGHIN posted:

ask them what version control they use

if they say perforce then you know they are nVidia

# ? Sep 18, 2012 15:48

double sulk: Jul 2, 2010

in all seriousness, i'm unsure of the whole thing to be honest. it's an asp.net position and i had to go through a recruiter for this whole thing. the guy is mostly useless, but he got me a phone screen with someone from the company, which i guess went fine because they want me to come in. i was about as honest as i could be without talking myself down and said that i'd be learning on the job, but that's 99% of dev positions anyway, so they shouldn't mind. if they're not ok with it then they shouldn't list the job as entry/jr level.

i do want to try and get in touch with someone and clarify that they're not looking for more than what was posted, but the recruiter "doesn't have" the emails of the guys i'll be interviewing with. can't find anything through a search other than a generic company email, so i may just have to call over there if i get a chance.

i just want to get out of cj/other bullshit hell

p.s., i'm really sick of the term "hit the ground running" cause it's the most over-loving-used phrase. post your most clich�d IT job phrases here

# ? Sep 18, 2012 15:57

Bird Priest: Jun 22, 2009; I have free will to do what I want but I choose to oscillate.

what do you think about javascript

# ? Sep 18, 2012 16:03

X-BUM-RAIDER-X: May 7, 2008

gucci void main posted:

p.s., i'm really sick of the term "hit the ground running" cause it's the most over-loving-used phrase. post your most clich�d IT job phrases here

it's bad/good practice

# ? Sep 18, 2012 16:15

Bird Priest: Jun 22, 2009; I have free will to do what I want but I choose to oscillate.

please send me the code for your backend

# ? Sep 18, 2012 16:19

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

OBAMA BIN LAUGHIN posted:

it's bad/good practice

itym "best practice"

# ? Sep 18, 2012 16:20

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Going forward,

# ? Sep 18, 2012 16:22

Opinion Haver: Apr 9, 2007

OBAMA BIN LAUGHIN posted:

ask them what version control they use

i actually did this when i interviewed for a google internship :shobon:

# ? Sep 18, 2012 16:26

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

take it offline

# ? Sep 18, 2012 16:26

Zombywuf: Mar 29, 2008

It's weird how all English speaking companies have the same lovely manager jargon. Do mba classes just consist of rote learning of the phrases?

# ? Sep 18, 2012 16:36

Bird Priest: Jun 22, 2009; I have free will to do what I want but I choose to oscillate.

Zombywuf posted:

It's weird how all English speaking companies have the same lovely manager jargon. Do mba classes just consist of rote learning of the phrases?

for lovely compulsory IS undergrad course i made bingo sheets for everyone with wordlists for all the jargon we could encounter like 'paradigm', 'mitigation' and 'overwhelming complexity'

someome managed to win in 5 days of lectures

# ? Sep 18, 2012 16:39

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

Zombywuf posted:

It's weird how all English speaking companies have the same lovely manager jargon. Do mba classes just consist of rote learning of the phrases?

dunno

i'd bet it's just like any other meme, where it took root in accenture (reddit) and they spread that poo poo everywhere because there's millions of people who are ex-accenture or work with someone who is

and we're all basically hipsters that get tired of memes faster than the olds that use them unironically

gently caress i just wrote all that

# ? Sep 18, 2012 16:40

Bird Priest: Jun 22, 2009; I have free will to do what I want but I choose to oscillate.

sounding knowledgeable is more important that being understandable

# ? Sep 18, 2012 16:45

Zombywuf: Mar 29, 2008

Cocoa Crispies posted:

and we're all basically hipsters that get tired of memes faster than the olds that use them unironically

"Going forward" was never cool.

# ? Sep 18, 2012 16:51

Janitor Prime: Jan 22, 2004; PC LOAD LETTER

What da fuck does that mean; Fun Shoe

At the end of the day ...

# ? Sep 18, 2012 17:23

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

language is a virus

# ? Sep 18, 2012 17:29

PhonyMcRingRing: Jun 6, 2002

Shaggar posted:

unngggg... xaml is so good. gently caress all of you web "developers" for ruining UI development forever.

web developers really are almost the worst. the worstest worst are the drat developers enabling web devs to use html/javascript/css for out-of-browser apps so they can pretend they actually develop software and be all "check out my sweet javascript iphone app guys!!!"

# ? Sep 18, 2012 17:34

Bird Priest: Jun 22, 2009; I have free will to do what I want but I choose to oscillate.

rotor posted:

language is a virus

gonna need some context for this one

# ? Sep 18, 2012 17:35

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

Paracetamol Boy posted:

gonna need some context for this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6j_3KetcQs

# ? Sep 18, 2012 17:43

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

PhonyMcRingRing posted:

web developers really are almost the worst. the worstest worst are the drat developers enabling web devs to use html/javascript/css for out-of-browser apps so they can pretend they actually develop software and be all "check out my sweet javascript iphone app guys!!!"

"the biggest mistake we ever made was html5" - mark "marky-mark" zuckerberg

# ? Sep 18, 2012 17:44

what is this: Sep 11, 2001; it is a lemur

Paracetamol Boy posted:

gonna need some context for this one

Stephenson, Neal. Snow Crash. New York: Bantam Books, 1992. Print. ISBN 0-553-08853-X

# ? Sep 18, 2012 17:50

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

Paracetamol Boy posted:

gonna need some context for this one

# ? Sep 18, 2012 17:51

Tiny Bug Child: Sep 11, 2004; Avoid Symmetry, Allow Complexity, Introduce Terror

PhonyMcRingRing posted:

web developers really are almost the worst. the worstest worst are the drat developers enabling web devs to use html/javascript/css for out-of-browser apps so they can pretend they actually develop software and be all "check out my sweet javascript iphone app guys!!!"

lol, desktop application "developers" are hilarious but also kind of sad b/c they are only peripherally aware of their impending obsolescence

# ? Sep 18, 2012 17:55

syntaxrigger: Jul 7, 2011; Actually you owe me 6! But who's countin?

what is this posted:

Stephenson, Neal. Snow Crash. New York: Bantam Books, 1992. Print. ISBN 0-553-08853-X

this book owns

# ? Sep 18, 2012 18:05

Opinion Haver: Apr 9, 2007

syntaxrigger posted:

this book owns

the best is the people who think the hyperlibertarian future it portrays is stephenson saying 'guys libertarianism is so awesome!'

# ? Sep 18, 2012 18:09

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Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

syntaxrigger posted:

this book owns

yeah shame about people that obsess over it

# ? Sep 18, 2012 18:09

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