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IRQ posted:It definitely had some poo poo.  Now that's a good post, even from someone people disagree with. Realtalk: started chapter 6's sex scene, got a few notes together for chapter 22. Upload to the doc if you got somethin! Oh poo poo, uh 
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Give me credit for an assist, that was a straight up alley oop, and IRQ took it to the house with panache.
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If someone permabans A_H I will eat a copy of ADWD.
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Alright guys I'm claiming Chapter 8 since it seems 1stGear has not submitted anything. I'll have it done TODAY. See if I don't. 
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The Mutato posted:If someone permabans A_H I will eat a copy of ADWD. Chance of that happening is slim.
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Azure_Horizon posted:Chance of that happening is slim. We can dream.
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Dorne is BULLSHIT
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Fly Molo posted:We can dream. You first, dipshit.
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Alright, stow it, troopers. There's no place for this kind of animosity in the exalted God-Emperor's Asoiaf 101st Light Infantry.
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Azure_Horizon posted:Chance of that happening is slim. Because the book is so thick.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Alright, stow it, troopers. There's no place for this kind of animosity in the exalted God-Emperor's Asoiaf 101st Light Infantry. I hate all of you.
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So it feels like a year since I've even looked at this thread. Are we any closer to even the slightest idea of when TWoW will be out?
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thornghost posted:Alright guys I'm claiming Chapter 8 since it seems 1stGear has not submitted anything. I'll have it done TODAY. Done and uploaded to the Google Doc! I've updated the original post. I've done double duty now. Who else will step up to the plate and claim an unfinished chapter?
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mind the walrus posted:So it feels like a year since I've even looked at this thread. Are we any closer to even the slightest idea of when TWoW will be out? When HBO pressures GRRM into it and he finally snaps and writes Thulsa Doom posted:a complete unfilmable mess where zombie Jon kills Others by jamming Melisandre on his cock and shooting burning fart gas from her mouth like a flamethrower while Daenerys completely abandons the concept of clothing because she's a fire god or whatever.
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thornghost posted:Done and uploaded to the Google Doc! I've updated the original post. SaviourX has claimed my orphan chapter and frankly if they've made good progress yet they can have it. If not I'll do it up post haste.
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thornghost posted:Done and uploaded to the Google Doc! I've updated the original post. I've already said I'd take Brandon's first and I'm a quarter done, I might take his second if there's no progress by the time I'm done. syscall girl posted:SaviourX has claimed my orphan chapter and frankly if they've made good progress yet they can have it. If not I'll do it up post haste. Why not race?
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Thulsa Doom posted:I hope that HBO pressures him into "rushing" the next book and in retaliation he writes a complete unfilmable mess where zombie Jon kills Others by jamming Melisandre on his cock and shooting burning fart gas from her mouth like a flamethrower while Daenerys completely abandons the concept of clothing because she's a fire god or whatever. You say unfilmable, I say "did you SEE the most recent season of True Blood?". There is very little that HBO would consider unfilmable.
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thornghost, which chapters have been vacated? I am getting high as balls and doing one.
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Fatkraken posted:You say unfilmable, I say "did you SEE the most recent season of True Blood?". There is very little that HBO would consider unfilmable. I mentioned the naked Dany thing because I don't think Emilia Clarke is comfortable doing more nudity. I think I read that somewhere. Probably because GRRRM was on set, leering. He probably tittered when the guy playing Viserys touched her tit, as his is wont. I reckon he's got a big countdown in his secret dungeon counting down to the day the Sansa girl turns 18. He's probably got a whole wall of them for all the child actors, including the extras. I bet that poo poo looks like the war room from Dr. Strangelove. Also, no. I did not see the most recent season of True Blood.
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Fatkraken posted:You say unfilmable, I say "did you SEE the most recent season of True Blood?". There is very little that HBO would consider unfilmable. Care to summarize what those who didn't watch missed?
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Unless it involves someone ramming someone else onto their dick and converting them into a flamethrower, my point stands.
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Thulsa Doom posted:Unless it involves someone ramming someone else onto their dick and converting them into a flamethrower, my point stands. Someone shapeshifting into a fly and then going into a vampire's mouth only to shift back and explode them from the inside out is pretty close.
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That's not even remotely close, I don't hear anything about dicks. Or fire.
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Here, have a present from the thread that thinks the number of vowels in 'A Song of Ice' makes it hard to say:
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The other one is good too: Let these be inspiration for whoever's still got chapters featuring the Pound and/or Jeffrey.
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The Slippery Nipple posted:Here, have a present from the thread that thinks the number of vowels in 'A Song of Ice' makes it hard to say: I need an adult.
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Thulsa Doom posted:I need an adult. 
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The Slippery Nipple posted:Here, have a present from the thread that thinks the number of vowels in 'A Song of Ice' makes it hard to say:  name changed to protect the guilty posted:"A Song of Ice" is hard to say, there are too many vowels. "A Song of Fire and Ice" definitely rolls off the tongue better.
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The Mutato posted:thornghost, which chapters have been vacated? I am getting high as balls and doing one. How about trying the creepy food sex thing from chapter 12? I bet that would be a blast to write whilst high as gently caress. SaviourX, should I have you on chapters 6, 18 and 22?
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Thulsa Doom posted:That's not even remotely close, I don't hear anything about dicks. Or fire. There was also buck naked vampire goddess emerging from a puddle of blood and wandering around totally naked and covered in blood. Also lots and lots of vampire deaths, which involve graphically exploding into piles of viscera. And in previous seasons vampires kill and mangle innocent people then gently caress while covered in their blood. It's a nice family show.
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Wasn't there a subplot about a family of werepanthers kidnapping and raping a man?
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That man was Jason Stackhouse, First of His Name. A handy viewing tip for any episode of TrueBlood: to determine how intelligent Jason is in any given scene, look to his torso. If entirely bare, he is very clever and will know just what to do. If fully clothed, he is mind-bogglingly stupid and will gently caress up absolutely everything he touches. T-shirts render him an average man.
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Is it that he is more intelligent or that others become more stupid when exposed to his torso?
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whowhatwhere posted:Is it that he is more intelligent or that others become more stupid when exposed to his torso? Well, that's how it works for me.
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I'm like that but with pants. Those bitches come off and I'm loving Stephen Hawking.
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IRQ posted:I'm like that but with pants. Your body is a shriveled, nonfunctional ruin?
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Thulsa Doom posted:Your body is a shriveled, nonfunctional ruin? It might as well be, but at least I'm not wearing pants like you bougie conformists. 
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You sully me with accusations of pants when my loins are girded only with the stylish and functional utilikilt.
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According to WIC.net, Tyrion and Sansa's wedding is going to take place in Episode 8 of Season 3. Makes it likely that the Red Wedding will be Episode 9 and Joff's wedding will be the finale. I was really hoping for a RW season finale for maximum anguish.
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I really hope Joff's wedding isn't until season 4. There needs to be maximum rage and anguish!  Thulsa Doom posted:You sully me with accusations of pants when my loins are girded only with the stylish and functional utilikilt.
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