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feedmyleg posted:This makes me wish that all films were forced to use their title in the film's dialogue, like "I'm just sick and tired of all these Star Wars." I can just see Christian Bale grunting out "The Dark Knight... Rises." as he's climbing out of the pit. Or, for that matter, Michael Caine having to say "So... Batman Begins!" when Wayne puts on the costume for the first time. I like this idea. A lot.
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Christ almighty, it's the god damned Watchmen?!?
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Sep 25, 2012 20:49
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Codependent Poster posted:I like this idea. A lot. "I'm sick and tired of all these Star Wars." Non-ripoff option: "Boy, we sure do sound like 12 Angry Men." "When was the last time you've seen the sun?" "You're right....this is one Dark City." "This'll be our little Moonrise Kingdom." "I can't believe it...we're stuck in Rush Hour 2!"
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Sep 25, 2012 20:51
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Hewlett posted:"I can't believe it...we're stuck in Rush Hour 2!" *Chan is on the phone, talking to associates who took another route* Chan: They are stuck in Rush Hour, too.
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Sep 25, 2012 20:59
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"Don't mind us, we're just Boyz N the Hood."
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feedmyleg posted:This makes me wish that all films were forced to use their title in the film's dialogue, like "I'm just sick and tired of all these Star Wars." I can just see Christian Bale grunting out "The Dark Knight... Rises." as he's climbing out of the pit. Or, for that matter, Michael Caine having to say "So... Batman Begins!" when Wayne puts on the costume for the first time. Please tell me you've seen this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5IVLi8DqHU Edit: This one is even better, with fewer proper nouns and more awkward shoehorning CharlieFoxtrot fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Sep 25, 2012 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Please tell me you've seen this video: That's a fun video and all, but the  part of me things some/most of those shouldn't count, since they're just movies named after a character or a proper noun for something in the movie (Annie Hall, Donnie Brasco, The Ladies' Man, etc.).Basically, I wish it was four minutes of the "As Good as it Gets" sort of title-drop, since that takes more awkward effort.
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Hewlett posted:That's a fun video and all, but the Also it doesn't include the best example: "I must have scared..." *SMASH ZOOM* "THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS out of her!!"
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HoldYourFire posted:Also it doesn't include the best example: "Your LICENCE TO KILL is revoked!" "What a lovely view..." "A view....TO A KILL..."
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Codependent Poster posted:I like this idea. A lot. "Check out Sergeant Angel's arse... he sure is one Hot Fuzz." "Is that all he said, because I feel like there's a lot being Lost in Translation." "I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass. The movie starts now!" "Sir, let me take this moment to compliment you on your fashion sense, particularly your slippers. It takes a Real Genius to pull that sort of thing off."
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Sep 25, 2012 21:11
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Hewlett posted:That's a fun video and all, but the "The only way to save the world is for me to become Superman 4:The quest for peace." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA8OOJjjvjU I realized that I was watching a cam of a youtube clip. But I can't find the original clip. The only thing I can find is the same scene but with MLP stuff dubbed in  e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7_XwKeilmY non-cam non-MLP
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"Well, my friends, the time has come to return to Starfleet to face punishment for our disobeying orders, but we need to travel through space in order to do so. We must now go on a Star Trek for the voyage home."
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Sep 25, 2012 21:14
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"Look out, it's Judge Dredd. 3D" Basically gently caress movie titles with '3D' in them.
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Hewlett posted:"Well, my friends, the time has come to return to Starfleet to face punishment for our disobeying orders, but we need to travel through space in order to do so. We must now go on a Star Trek for the voyage home." I hear this Kahn guy is pretty wrathful and far away...
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"Alfred, the way things are going, with new villains coming out of the woodwork every day now, I fear I may have to be Batman....FOREVER."
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The MSJ posted:Didn't he work on the effects for Galaxy of Terror? I want to see a DVD cover that says "visual effects from the man who brought you Avatar". I think he was the puppeteer for the slug rape scene. Or at least directed it, so they could always plaster that on the cover.
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Sep 25, 2012 21:34
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Alhazred posted:I guess that Clive Barker learned how to write contracts after Rawhead Rex.
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"Oh man first we get airdropped into France and now we have to wait for those guys from the beaches to arrive. This truly is The Longest Day."
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"I'm being chased by an evil curse and tormented for my rudeness toward an old gypsy. I really hope it doesn't Drag Me to Hell."
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I picture all these with the actors suddenly looking straight at the camera and saying the title really loudly and clearly. "Oh God I can't believe it's Halloween, for the return of Michael Myers is at hand."
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I'm picturing all of these being delivered with a slow turn of the head to stare intently into the camera. Edit: Oh, for gently caress's sake
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Sep 25, 2012 22:01
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I Know Who Killed ME managed to get it's title into the movie.
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"Just what is up with all The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?"
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"Welcome To Jurassic Park" Hah wait I can do better, "Let's Get the hell out of Jurassic Park III"
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Slate Action posted:"Look out, it's Judge Dredd. 3D" It's still better than "DR3DD" and you know it.
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"My club-centric dancing hasn't really been getting the results I've been hoping for. Looks like it's time to Step It Up 2 The Streets."
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"I'm sick of running around the jungle in an insane, video game-inspired fever dream. Why won't those jerks let me back on The Beach?"
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"I think I've uncovered a ring of corrupt cops in 1940s Los Angeles, but I can't reveal anything right now. Let's just keep things in L.A.....Confidential."
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Jedit posted:It's still better than "DR3DD" and you know it. Sounds like a movie about a doctor who gives breast implants.
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I swear to god James Earl Jones says it's a Clear and Present Danger in Clear and Present Danger. I might be wrong though.
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"Today we celebrate our Independence Day!" e: how do I not own Independence Day?
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Christ almighty, it's the god damned Watchmen?!? "Watchmen are over!" is already in the movie. And it's super dumb and my least favorite part of the whole thing. Slate Action posted:"Look out, it's Judge Dredd. 3D" The title that appears on screen is only "Dredd." That is the title. The 3D thing is just a marketing thing, and Dredd is not the first film to use it, and I don't see why people are singling it out lately for it.
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Physical posted:"The only way to save the world is for me to become Superman 4:The quest for peace." Peter's "Ah! He said it!" when they callback the joke later in the episode pops into my head every time something uses its own title. Physical posted:*Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker are anxiously speeding as fast as they can along the 101. Except that they are stuck in traffic* Well, there's always this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d45_FTF4MBo&t=196s
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"Doing all this zombie research down here sure is exhausting, I don't think I could take another Day of the Dead."
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Jefferoo posted:I swear to god James Earl Jones says it's a Clear and Present Danger in Clear and Present Danger. I might be wrong though. He does, but as the entire plot of the movie is that the drug lords are deemed to be a clear and present danger to US national security I think you can give them a pass. It's like complaining that Sarah Connor says "Judgement Day" in Terminator 2.
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You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring Who now has the strength to stand against the armies of Isengard and Mordor? To stand against the might of Sauron and Saruman and the union of The Two Towers? Authority is not given to you to deny the Return of the King!
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The Running Man has been brought to you by: Breakaway Paramilitary Uniforms, Ortopure Procreation Pill, and Cadre Cola; it hits the spot! No one can tell you what The Matrix is. We are the Men in Black. Ah tell you what, this ain't No Country for Old Men. drat dragons! I'm sick of them and their Reign of Fire!
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"You're all... astronauts... on some kind of Star Trek." First movie poster on this page!
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Magic Love Hose posted:"You're all... astronauts... on some kind of Star Trek." They also use the phrase "First Contact" when talking about what the Borg were doing.
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Magic Love Hose posted:"You're all... astronauts... on some kind of Star Trek." This is no longer a joke. The next film is called Star Trek Into Darkness. Yes, that's a verb. I half expect it to show up in dialogue.
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