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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Donny Brook posted:

Don't worry guys. Jax is gonna get to the bottom of this and figure out who did this to Opie.

The Sons decide to join a religious cult run by Boyd Crowder and are all killed by Boyds father. Watch Justified

bobkatt013 fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Sep 26, 2012

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Ransom
Jan 8, 2001

JOLLY RAPIST
Soooooo can we get our Samcro title things removed now?

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

The Sons travel to Australia to attend the funeral of the late president (portrayed by Paul Hogan) of the SAMCRO:AUS chapter only to find that he has been resurrected as an alien/human hybrid hell bent on monopolizing the gun/drug/hooker/porn industry and enslaving all of mankind when the motherships arrive.

BAM! Best season ever.

Also Mulder and Scully.

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


Ransom posted:

Soooooo can we get our Samcro title things removed now?

:lol:

I think it was Inspector 71 who gave them out, I haven't seen him post in the thread.

spixxor
Feb 4, 2009
Well some rear end in a top hat on facebook spoiled the ep for me. So can someone explain exactly what happened with Opie?

This sucks. :smith: I guess I'll keep watching but if this show doesn't end with every single person dead I'm gonna flip my poo poo. That's all I want to see now, literally every loving character killed and there better not be any loving "Jax and Tara live happily ever after" loving ending either. :argh:

basx
Aug 16, 2004

Sassy old man!

smg77 posted:

If you think of this show as a soap opera like General Hospital or Days of Our Lives it becomes much more watchable.

If I think of it as poo poo I would never watch, it becomes more watchable?

The problem is that it used to not be poo poo; it got compared to Shakespeare, not TV for fat housewives gobbling down Bon-Bons and waiting for Jerry Springer reruns.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

basx posted:

If I think of it as poo poo I would never watch, it becomes more watchable?

The problem is that it used to not be poo poo; it got compared to Shakespeare, not TV for fat housewives gobbling down Bon-Bons and waiting for Jerry Springer reruns.

It has turned into a show Peggy Bundy would watch.

Ransom
Jan 8, 2001

JOLLY RAPIST

spixxor posted:

Well some rear end in a top hat on facebook spoiled the ep for me. So can someone explain exactly what happened with Opie?


He got killed in the gladiator ring right next to the solitary confinement cells with two beds.

Cluricaun
Jul 31, 2009

Bang.
Speaking of, what was that room? It looked like something straight out of Silent Hill. What's that chief? What dried blood spattered room in solitary? Oh, that's just where we, um, put used blood. Yeah. No biggie.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Sutter basically said in an interview that SOA is just a fun, easy soap-opera for men. I'm too lazy to find the quote, but it takes a lot of wind out of critics' sails because he is admitting it is not meant to be a masterpiece, just an hour of violent, dramatic television.

Also, if you go back and rewatch Season 1/2, this show was never 'great', the plot was just a bit more believable. Hell, Gemma's rape scene is set to some lovely rock ballad.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

Ransom posted:

He got killed in the gladiator ring right next to the solitary confinement cells with two beds.

Hey man, you ever been to solitary confinement alone? It's fuckin' boring.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Also, what happened to the Mayans, Oswald, Darby, Hale's brother and all of the other characters we've been introduced to over the past four seasons? You figure they might have an interest in recent goings-on.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Couldn't they have at least let Opie drag one of the bad dudes down with him? I mean he hit one in the head with a pipe but somehow he was fine.

The Warszawa
Jun 6, 2005

Look at me. Look at me.

I am the captain now.

Pron on VHS posted:

Sutter basically said in an interview that SOA is just a fun, easy soap-opera for men. I'm too lazy to find the quote, but it takes a lot of wind out of critics' sails because he is admitting it is not meant to be a masterpiece, just an hour of violent, dramatic television.

Also, if you go back and rewatch Season 1/2, this show was never 'great', the plot was just a bit more believable. Hell, Gemma's rape scene is set to some lovely rock ballad.

Yeah, but "You just don't get it, maaaaan!" is the last ditch effort of the hack. This show is no longer fun or easy, it's just plodding, nonsensical, and dumb. I used to hear it referred to as "white trash Hamlet," but at least Shakespeare understood dramatic arcs. Sutter pretty much can't stop playing with his Biker Gang action figures and he only gets rid of one after running it through the garbage disposal so many times that it's unrecognizable.

Seriously, all I can see is a staging of Hamlet where Horatio is the only one to die at the end and Shakespeare runs up on stage screaming, "SCENE, YOU CUNTS!"

Armyman25
Sep 6, 2005

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Couldn't they have at least let Opie drag one of the bad dudes down with him? I mean he hit one in the head with a pipe but somehow he was fine.

I think Opie was resigned to his fate.

savinhill
Mar 28, 2010
For me the moment when this show jumped into being totally unbelievable biker fantasy was in season three when they were riding around Ireland with their patches on and started bullying those military-looking police officers around. It's always had it's more unbelievable elements before that, but it felt more grounded in reality during the first two seasons. I still enjoy watching the show for the characters and all the gang fighting and intrigue, I just try not to waste time trying to make sense of some of the more outlandish poo poo that Sutter throws in there.

Noghri_ViR
Oct 19, 2001

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Las Vegas Bowl

JohnSherman posted:

Who would he be reporting this to exactly.

"Hello sir, so this guy is a little pissed that I forced him to watch his best friend's head get bashed in, and he threatened to kill me. Oh, did I mention he is the president of an international motorcycle gang that specializes in weapons trafficking?"

I'm more surprised that the evil guard was stupid enough to accept Pope's offer in the first place.

And really, what prison/jail doesn't have cameras all over the loving place now. They are all over the facilities these days and many rooms have 2 or more, just for backup and multiple angles.

Second, why wouldn't Pope be more scared of the Cartel?

Devour
Dec 18, 2009

by angerbeet
One thing about the jail scenes. Jax, chibs, tug and opie were the only white people in jail? Where was the Aryan Brotherhood from season 2? I'm sure they didn't forget about their history with samcro from season 2.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Watching Opie go out like that was upsetting. Almost as upsetting as seeing Kenny Johnson getting blasted on The Shield.

Armyman25
Sep 6, 2005
I'm trying to remember, did they bury Piney in a coffin when he was cremated?

Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

Ugh. I really liked the idea of this season because of Pope and the fact that he's completely cold-blooded. But gently caress Kurt Sutter forever for pulling that poo poo. I've lost what little interest I had left in this show. I'm out.


gently caress you Kurt Sutter. gently caress you.

Junkenstein
Oct 22, 2003

I thought the actual pipe scene was good, but they just didn't put the groundwork into putting Opie in a position where he would give his life for SAMCRO.

Two episodes ago he, quite rightly, wanted nothing to do with the club; then Clay of all people convinces him to protect Jax, so he gives up his kids and risks his life by going to jail; then Jax tells him the truth and he, quite rightly, wants to smash Jax's face in; then Jax tells him about all the convoluted stuff and Opie's all "CIA? Why didn't you tell me bro? I'm totally ready to die for you in that case!".

Such a waste of a great character. It could have been one of the most tragic arcs in TV history, but they completely botched it.

Sutter probably thinks he did something on a par with Lem's death, too.

Junkenstein fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Sep 26, 2012

smg77
Apr 27, 2007

basx posted:

If I think of it as poo poo I would never watch, it becomes more watchable?

The problem is that it used to not be poo poo; it got compared to Shakespeare, not TV for fat housewives gobbling down Bon-Bons and waiting for Jerry Springer reruns.

No, if you think of it as dumb escapist fare and not Breaking Bad or Mad Men it becomes more watchable. Also, it wasn't exactly Shakespeare in the first season. It was much better than it is now but there was plenty of browalking in season one.

Syrant
Jun 28, 2006
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empty baggie posted:

So, how many episodes till we get to see Jax tell that prison guard "you're in my hell now, bitch"?

That's what I'm holding on to. That and I really want to see Tara beat Gemma's rear end.

smg77
Apr 27, 2007

Syrant posted:

That and I really want to see Tara beat Gemma's rear end.

I'd be content if they just had Clay sleep with some woman and then have Gemma beat the crap out of her every episode. Unser can investigate in his spare time.

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

Ransom posted:

Soooooo can we get our Samcro title things removed now?

I remember back in the day having to choose between a samcro tag and the futurama tag. I actually took a day or two to think about, and I'm extremely happy about my decision.

Aesion
Mar 14, 2010

I feel bad for Piney's trike. That thing is never going to be sold now!

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Opie's death just felt so pointless in the grand scheme of.. well.. anything. He died to get the Sons out of the same situation they've been in a hundred times and the same situation they'll be in next week and every week after.

All the deaths on the show seem fairly pointless, really.

SmellsLikeToast
Dec 30, 2005

A GREATER MAN THAN I DESERVE
Am I seriously the only person who noticed that Opie only jumped the guard because Jax was about to? He didn't "die for the club". He took Jax's place.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

SmellsLikeToast posted:

Am I seriously the only person who noticed that Opie only jumped the guard because Jax was about to? He didn't "die for the club". He took Jax's place.

I think everybody noticed it's just the entire setup to it happening was really stupid.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

Aesion posted:

I feel bad for Piney's trike. That thing is never going to be sold now!

I'm pretty sure Clay is going to end up riding it to complete the circle.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

SmellsLikeToast posted:

Am I seriously the only person who noticed that Opie only jumped the guard because Jax was about to? He didn't "die for the club". He took Jax's place.

I thought Jax's speech meant all four would jump the guards and see what happened. Take their chances etc.

Also SoA fans are weird. This is a comment from Maureen Ryan's review of the episode.

quote:

she's either too old or too wimpy to understand what an awesome--and sometimes brutal--show SOA truely is

Bizarre.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Why did only one son have to die when both the cleaner and the cop on the take were killed? Did I miss that? After last night's episode I now either feel a strong antipathy for, or don't give a poo poo at all about every single character. There are a couple I don't mind, but they've become totally stagnant and predictable.

BONE DOG fucked around with this message at 04:20 on Sep 27, 2012

empty baggie
Oct 22, 2003

mookface posted:

Why did only one son have to die when both the cleaner and the cop on the take were killed? Did I miss that?

It was to pacify the niners for the guy who was killed during the chase after Popes daughter was killed last season.

E: I guess nobody gives a poo poo about the cop or the cleaner.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

empty baggie posted:

It was to pacify the niners for the guy who was killed during the chase last season.

Well that was just rammed in there akwardly and makes no sense, I must have zoned out.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Pope didn't really give an explanation. Presumably one Son is equal to one cleaner and one cop in gangland arithmetic.

Also there really aren't that many Sons to go around. Killing off Opie and Chibs and leaving Tig in gaol would kill the show.

edit: I missed the stuff about the Niners too. Why would Pope give a poo poo about the Niners when he's already killed their leader (twice!) and turned them into his puppet gang?

Seams fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Sep 27, 2012

empty baggie
Oct 22, 2003

Pope actually said it was to pacify the niners. What's funny is that the niners apparently don't care about Pope having LeRoy and the other dude killed for no apparent reason

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Seams posted:

Pope didn't really give an explanation. Presumably one Son is equal to one cleaner and one cop in gangland arithmetic.

Also there really aren't that many Sons to go around. Killing off Opie and Chibs and leaving Tig in gaol would kill the show.

Now that you put me in a unfair and compromising situation and as a result have murdered my best friend, you have to promise to let Tig out ok? I need him for my own reasons and after he's served this function you can have do whatever you want with him. Serious I don't give a poo poo about him at all just let him out of jail you can trust me.

empty baggie posted:

Pope actually said it was to pacify the niners. What's funny is that the niners apparently don't care about Pope having LeRoy and the other dude killed for no apparent reason

That doesn't make any sense though. Who even runs the niners now? Why would he give a poo poo about some random banger casualty? Why the gently caress would Pope care that they cared at all?

It was just a dumb explanation for a dumber plot device designed to immitate a story. Trying to understand any of this just hurts your head because literally nothing makes sense when you explicate it.

But Pope said it was to appease the Niners, not the other way around!
VVVVVVVVVVVVV

BONE DOG fucked around with this message at 04:29 on Sep 27, 2012

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

empty baggie posted:

Pope actually said it was to pacify the niners. What's funny is that the niners apparently don't care about Pope having LeRoy and the other dude killed for no apparent reason

Pope trumps all in their world. They know if they get in his way, they will end up like LeRoy.

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Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

mookface posted:

Now that you put me in a unfair and compromising situation and as a result have murdered my best friend, you have to promise to let Tig out ok? I need him for my own reasons and after he's served this function you can have do whatever you want with him. Serious I don't give a poo poo about him at all just let him out of jail you can trust me.

That's the kind of thinking that turns players into kings. :c00lbutt:

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