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Grittybeard posted:I'll probably regret asking, but what is 'Fexans?' Just loving Texans? "Tuck the Fexans" is a thing on there, it looks like. Not sure how Fexans works on its own but okay. Makes me want to start a thread about the "best" Rivals style nicknames everybody has come across.
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Jests. Patsies. ...Bills? Ive never heard of one for the Bills. But goddamn do I get annoyed every time I read a 45 year old man write "Belicheat" on the internet.
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Sep 26, 2012 22:48
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AAA DOLFAN posted:Jests. Jills, because you see, that is the name of their cheerleading squad.
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Cheatriots is my favorite of all time. (edit I like Stealers too). College is where the real rivals puns are at though.KettleWL posted:Think of it this way: Injuries and bad LB/Safety play means that no one is poaching Zimmer for a HC job this season. So there's at least that going for us. I read he is horrible at interviewing (and too honest). Apparently when he interviewed for the Dolphins job he pretty much told Jeff Ireland and Stephen Ross they ran the team like poo poo and x, y, and z all had to change if they ever planned on not sucking rear end. He wasn't called back haha Ribsauce fucked around with this message at 00:33 on Sep 27, 2012 |
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Didn't somebody seriously come in here and use "She-girls" for Philly last season?
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Arschlochkind posted:Didn't somebody seriously come in here and use "She-girls" for Philly last season? Perhaps "E-Gals?" That was the name of the girls' teams at a small, combined junior high/high school school in Prescott, Iowa circa 1990. It may still be the name for all I know.
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Sep 27, 2012 00:32
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Arschlochkind posted:Didn't somebody seriously come in here and use "She-girls" for Philly last season? I dont remember it but god drat.. The rivalest of rivals puns. 
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Sep 27, 2012 00:34
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Wouldn't it make more sense as She-gles/she-gulls? I dunno, I'm probably thinking too hard about it
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Sep 27, 2012 00:46
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Arschlochkind posted:Didn't somebody seriously come in here and use "She-girls" for Philly last season? I remember this and I think it was in a GDT but I have no idea which one.
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Sep 27, 2012 01:22
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Rival puns own, take the sticks out of your asses. I still don't understand what rivals means in this context though.
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Calling the Chiefs the Chefs always got me. Is "Chef" an insult? Chefs are pretty cool, right? I mean, they cook and stuff. That's pretty neat.
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Sep 27, 2012 01:39
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Arschlochkind posted:"Houston Oilers" requires quotation marks, I guess. I knew that would be a bad post when I checked MCM today, but I didn't think it woud be that fantastically bad.
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Sep 27, 2012 01:41
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Declan MacManus posted:Wouldn't it make more sense as She-gles/she-gulls? E-gals.
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Parmesan Basil posted:Calling the Chiefs the Chefs always got me. Is "Chef" an insult? Chefs are pretty cool, right? I mean, they cook and stuff. That's pretty neat. Pretty sure that came from this commercial. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmgice3ieZ4
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Ticonderoguy posted:I knew that would be a bad post when I checked MCM today, but I didn't think it woud be that fantastically bad. Honestly the Billy Madison style "WE'RE GONNA COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND WIN... MAYBE. WELL MAYBE NOT BUT STILL IT'LL PROBABLY BE PRETTY CLOSE, OKAY? BUT YOU CAN IMAGINE WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE IF THEY DID, RIGHT?" part was the best. You gotta commit, like the WHAGON BLASTER guy.
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Sash! posted:E-gals. The Smeagols.
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R.D. Mangles posted:The Smeagols. Chris Kluwe account spotted
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Twat McTwatterson posted:Rival puns own, take the sticks out of your asses. I still don't understand what rivals means in this context though. I think it's from Rivals.com. I'm not really sure why, as I've never visited. Do they just have stupid gimmicks or something?
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Arschlochkind posted:"Houston Oilers" requires quotation marks, I guess. I'm going to start insulting teams I don't like by putting their names in quotation marks. Can't wait to go to Lincoln Financial Field and watch my Eagles take on the "New York Football Giants" on Sunday night!
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Sep 27, 2012 02:13
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I can't find the exact post, but there was some idiot posting on the boards at imdb.com on the movie "Friday Night Lights" a long, long time a go about how he refused to have his kids play football because he claimed it was just a training method for war, and went into this diatribe about how terrible it was. ...the irony is, he was being all  about his kids were star athletes in track and field, which it's ENTIRE SPORTING FIELD IS BASED OFF OF ANCIENT WAR TRAINING.
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Febreeze posted:I think it's from Rivals.com. I'm not really sure why, as I've never visited. Do they just have stupid gimmicks or something? Trip Report! I've never been to Rivals either but I know it's full of terrible people, the kind of people who, when you were a kid, would take your name (Jay Stockton) and change it to try and insult you (Gay Suckton) in some sort of dumb, passive attempt at bullying. I went to their college football board, clicked a random page on a random thread and grazed till I saw a Rivals pun. Halfway down I got "Nick Suckage and Bama hole". It was pretty much as bad as advertised and I'm never going back.
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Sep 27, 2012 02:53
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AAA DOLFAN posted:Jests. Boy I Love Losing Superbowls That's a real knee-slapper! The most annoying insult is the children in Africa growing up Bills fans. I immediately ask whoever says it what their take on airline peanuts is.
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Sep 27, 2012 02:55
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Ribsauce posted:Cheatriots is my favorite of all time. (edit I like Stealers too). College is where the real rivals puns are at though. My favorites are Tom Gaydy and Bill Smelladick.
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Sep 27, 2012 03:17
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pasaluki posted:Boy Honestly, these are both Hemingway compared to "Cowgirls."
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Clowns.
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This buddy of mine that's a Falcons fan refuses to call the Bucs anything but the "Tampon Bay Fuckin-Queers" over and over and over and over and over and
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Sep 27, 2012 05:01
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pasaluki posted:Boy When I was a lovely rear end in a top hat of a kid, there was another kid in my first grade class who had a Bills Starter jacket with, I poo poo you not, "FOUR TIME AFC CHAMPIONS" on the sleeve There was another kid who liked the Cowboys who used to make fun of him by saying "Wide right" all the time Memories 
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Sep 27, 2012 05:16
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TFF needs to band together and make starter jackets a thing again. 4th grade was rad.
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I have an awesome brand new Dolphins starter jacket Im never ever going to wear. Ive considered selling the thing. I like to picture some guy in an early 90s Miata wearing Zubaz pants would show up and pay cash
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The Incredible Ed posted:TFF needs to band together and make starter jackets a thing again. 4th grade was rad. My parents used to work for Champion who used to do 90s College and NFL apparel. And they would tell me stories about how a strict Catholic high school was accidentally sent South Carolina Gamecocks Jerseys, and how Lou Holtz called my mother because the Notre Dame jerseys were the wrong color. The worst was the machine that put the logos on the clothing was for some reason set up by color of the team, well somehow the Atlanta alternate was set as just "Black" so this was around the time the Raiders were the bad boys of the NFL and demand for Raiders stuff was high so the machine printed just a poo poo ton of Falcons memorabilia that wouldn't sell and for awhile there wasn't a goddamn scrap of fabric with the Raiders logo in the whole store!
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AAA DOLFAN posted:I have an awesome brand new Dolphins starter jacket Im never ever going to wear. Ive considered selling the thing. I like to picture some guy in an early 90s Miata wearing Zubaz pants would show up and pay cash Would he have a spiked mullet and some mirrored Oakley blades too?
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I actually gave out an audible laugh when I read "Tim Turdbowl"
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MindlessHavok posted:This buddy of mine that's a Falcons fan refuses to call the Bucs anything but the "Tampon Bay Fuckin-Queers" over and over and over and over and over and These are just too good to go to waste. I propose a forums filter for the unregistered that translates the name of any NFL team to the corresponding Rivals pun.
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AKMoose posted:Honestly, these are both Hemingway compared to "Cowgirls." Cowgirls is probably the funniest because it's the simplest. If you don't laugh when you hear the Dallas Cowgirls or Bill Belicheat, I dunno. poo poo's funny. It can't be used constantly, especially in legit forum discourse, but when they're thrown in every once in a while, poo poo's funny.
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Parmesan Basil posted:Calling the Chiefs the Chefs always got me. Is "Chef" an insult? Chefs are pretty cool, right? I mean, they cook and stuff. That's pretty neat. Oh, you mean the Queefs?
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MindlessHavok posted:This buddy of mine that's a Falcons fan refuses to call the Bucs anything but the "Tampon Bay Fuckin-Queers" over and over and over and over and over and Stop being friends with this guy now. It's for the best.
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Toymachine posted:Oh, you mean the Queefs? I feel like such a piece of poo poo but I can't stop laughing like a moron every time a new pun name is introduced in this thread. (I have never read Rivals so they are all new to me.)
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AKMoose posted:I feel like such a piece of poo poo but I can't stop laughing like a moron every time a new pun name is introduced in this thread. (I have never read Rivals so they are all new to me.) They're all very childish (Dolphins ones are never any good, typically some sort of tiny fish or Dolfags which sounds like something you hear just before your books get dumped and your Dan Marino trapper keeper gets busted)
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AKMoose posted:I feel like such a piece of poo poo but I can't stop laughing like a moron every time a new pun name is introduced in this thread. (I have never read Rivals so they are all new to me.) Although it's outside the NFL, I contend the only good rivals pun is the Chokelahoma lovely Blunder. It's hard to get 1 good pun, let alone 3.
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I got a probation for saying Tony Homo in a GDT. I can't believe anyone thought I would seriously sully his name. Not like the San Francisco Forty Whiners.
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