MindlessHavok posted:This buddy of mine that's a Falcons fan refuses to call the Bucs anything but the "Tampon Bay Fuckin-Queers" over and over and over and over and over and  typical Falcons fan. Also, she-hawks always made me giggle a little bit. What do they call the Falcons anyway? Back home it's usually just "Those piece of poo poo Falcons" etc etc.
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Breaky posted:
Idk, Badlanta Failcons?
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Sep 27, 2012 11:47
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Let's see the Rams get Lambs and, in the utmost of comedy, TMQ calls them Les Mouflons. That's all I can think of/have seen.
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Sep 27, 2012 13:04
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Jerome Agricola posted:Idk, Badlanta Failcons? Atlanta Felons 
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Sep 27, 2012 13:55
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Corzaa posted:My favorites are Tom Gaydy and Bill Smelladick. Bill Smelladick is fuckin' great. I've never heard that one before (probably because I only read about football here) So much better than Belicheat.
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Sep 27, 2012 14:01
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Falcan'ts Tip your waitress.
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Sep 27, 2012 14:21
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I've heard more than a few racists call them the "FalCoons"
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Sep 27, 2012 14:26
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TEBOW 3 16 posted:I've heard more than a few racists call them the "FalCoons" Unlike my team, the bastion of white pride that are the.... oh wait* *Oh wait does not apply if you're a fan of the New England Patriots or the Houston Texans.
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Sep 27, 2012 14:35
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KettleWL posted:Unlike my team, the bastion of white pride that are the.... oh wait* Hey just because we have a higher than average proportion of white players who are actually good doesn't mean the Texans are super white 
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Sep 27, 2012 15:02
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Dirty Birds
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Sep 27, 2012 15:03
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No Safe Word posted:Hey just because we have a higher than average proportion of white players who are actually good doesn't mean the Texans are super white Caste Football posted:But despite this dearth of whiteness, last Sunday, when the Ravens had secured their (highly unfortunate) victory against the very-white Houston Texans, a camera panned to the raucous crowd, revealing a white female fan (maybe 18 years old?), clad head-to-toe in Ravens gear, jumping up and down, hugging her friend, and literally weeping tears of joy for her Chocolate Comrades. Also there used to be a Cowboys fan that trolled the official Texans message board years ago who constantly called them the Tex-Annes.
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Sep 27, 2012 17:04
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KettleWL posted:Unlike my team, the bastion of white pride that are the.... oh wait* Packers JesustheDarkLord posted:Dirty Birds I think Dirty Birds is a tremor endearment from fans, isn't it?
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Sep 27, 2012 17:05
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does calling the dolphins "the fish" count? i mostly enjoy it since dolphin's aren't fish and that always seems to get brought up indignantly when it's used
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Sep 27, 2012 17:10
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AdamD posted:does calling the dolphins "the fish" count? i mostly enjoy it since dolphin's aren't fish and that always seems to get brought up indignantly when it's used I've heard that one used endearingly by Dolphins fans, so it's a toss-up
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Sep 27, 2012 17:12
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Yeah, I've always heard "Fish" said about Miami in good and bad ways so it's really not that bad. You can't really insult Miami any more than we've already been insulted by our coaching staff, our GM, our ownership. The only thing Miami has to be proud of is our cheerleading squad and their awesome ability to lip synch to Call Me Maybe. I'm not kidding I'm actually happy about that
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Sep 27, 2012 17:55
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Jokeland/Chokeland/Faiders/Gayders Mix and match as appropriate
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Sep 27, 2012 18:01
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I did read someone trying to force "New DONGland Gaytriots" but I mean come on
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Sep 27, 2012 18:25
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Arschlochkind posted:Honestly the Billy Madison style "WE'RE GONNA COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND WIN... MAYBE. WELL MAYBE NOT BUT STILL IT'LL PROBABLY BE PRETTY CLOSE, OKAY? BUT YOU CAN IMAGINE WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE IF THEY DID, RIGHT?" part was the best. You gotta commit, like the WHAGON BLASTER guy. Coming from MCM that's no surprise. If you look through the archives, the training camp posts were full of people expecting a 10 win season. Volnation is not getting the attention it deserves: Volnation posted:For the ugay game, why can't Tennessee set the tone early and after Murray throws a pass, run full speed and blast em one good time. Yeah it'll be a 15 yarder but it says hey mother****er, We are here to kill you, that is if Murray gets up. Set the tone and scare the **** out of them. Let's do it for the rest of the season. The thread title is "Why can't Tennessee do this" Ticonderoguy fucked around with this message at 18:29 on Sep 27, 2012 |
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Sep 27, 2012 18:25
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The New Jersey Jints is probably the only memorable Giants one I've heard. I think most people just make fun of the Jets and Giants by saying "New Jersey".
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Sep 27, 2012 18:59
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AAA DOLFAN posted:Jests. Bills is probably enough on its own over the past 20 years
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Sep 27, 2012 19:05
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Intruder posted:Bills is probably enough on its own over the past 20 years I've seen "Buffalo Wide Rights", which is just cruel.
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Sep 27, 2012 21:10
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I find that Buffalo fans have accepted their lovely luck with football, and it's far more painful to just post this:
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Sep 27, 2012 21:16
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Bad Poster posted:Sanchez is definitely still inconsistent but he's also still young, through the same span he's better than many of the supposed top QBs. Other poster posted:A few names please? Bad Poster posted:Eli for one, Brees another
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Sep 27, 2012 21:18
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JetsGuy posted:I find that Buffalo fans have accepted their lovely luck with football, and it's far more painful to just post this: I still have no idea what this is about other than "Hull scores a goal"
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Sep 27, 2012 21:23
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Intruder posted:I still have no idea what this is about other than "Hull scores a goal" There was a (bad) rule at the time that a skate in the crease meant no goal, regardless of whether it actually interferes with the goalie. It's since been changed, but theoretically by the rules at the time that goal shouldn't have counted.
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Sep 27, 2012 21:27
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holy poo poo there's more than one random Jets poster who thinks that lol
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Sep 27, 2012 21:32
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Eli was unbelievably awful through his first four years but at some point you can't just point to Eli as the developmental mark for a guy still struggling horribly, and "season four" is pretty much the point.
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Sep 27, 2012 21:35
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JetsGuy posted:I find that Buffalo fans have accepted their lovely luck with football, and it's far more painful to just post this: HE'S IN THE CREASE! (gently caress the stars) Also: Queens for Vikings.
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Sep 27, 2012 22:45
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Grittybeard posted:There was a (bad) rule at the time that a skate in the crease meant no goal, regardless of whether it actually interferes with the goalie. It's since been changed, but theoretically by the rules at the time that goal shouldn't have counted. To expand, the Sabres lost the Stanley Cup Finals because of this goal. They were literally robbed of the greatest trophy in sports.  ( Go  )
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Sep 27, 2012 22:48
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Intruder posted:I still have no idea what this is about other than "Hull scores a goal" There was an NHL rule that any part of the body of a skater being in the opposing goalie's crease was cause to disallow the goal for goalie interference. There was an exception for a skater who had possession of the puck prior to entering the crease, which comes up in a bit. So, 1999 Stanley Cup Finals, the Stars led the series 3-2 over the Sabres, and the game went into triple OT. That's when Brett Hull scores the goal you see there 14 minutes into the third overtime, except that he's got a foot in the crease in a way that doesn't interfere with the goalie. The non-interference doesn't matter, though, as per the rule at the time. None of the refs spotted it immediately, the celebrations began (since it was the championship-clinching goal), and by the time anyone actually noticed there was a problem, it had basically become too late to take it back. Ultimately, the NHL came out and said that the goal was valid because Hull had the puck, shot the puck at Hasek, collected the rebound, and scored, which counted as Hull having control of the puck through that entire sequence, meaning that the exception for the player in control of the puck applied and Hull's skate in the crease was allowable. There were examples of very similar plays being disallowed during the season, though, and this rang about as hollow as the NFL's insistence that the refs on MNF made the right call. Shortly afterwards, the crease rule was killed and you had to have actual interference with the goalie to disallow a goal. In short, what just happened in Seattle? Imagine that instead of being a week 3 regular season game, that happened in the Super Bowl. (Go Stars! Lockout? No, that just en- oh, wait )
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BUG JUG posted:HE'S IN THE CREASE! For SAS secret santa someone sent me this photo signed by Hull The next year I got an autograph from Dick Jauron gently caress y'all lol
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Sep 28, 2012 00:10
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Toymachine posted:Oh, you mean the Queefs? Yeah. Still not as bad as the Panty Drawer Raiders.
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AdamD posted:does calling the dolphins "the fish" count? i mostly enjoy it since dolphin's aren't fish and that always seems to get brought up indignantly when it's used "Squish the Fish" was everyone in Buffalo's favorite phrase during the Kelly/Marino years.
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Ticonderoguy posted:Coming from MCM that's no surprise. If you look through the archives, the training camp posts were full of people expecting a 10 win season. Ah, college puns. Aubarn/The Barn Bammers/Barners UAT (for "University of Alabama at Tuscaloosa") ThUGA Floriduh Gaytors
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Febreeze posted:The New Jersey Jints is probably the only memorable Giants one I've heard. I think most people just make fun of the Jets and Giants by saying "New Jersey". I remember one of the guys on ESPN (Simmons maybe?) used to call them Jersey A and Jersey B. Anyone know any good ones for Oregon/Oregon State? The civil war this year should be pretty awesome and "Oregoing to Sucks" isn't going to cut it for me.
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As a Bengals fan, I must say "Bungles" is getting really old. So what else is there? Chintzynatti Bungholes?
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If you want to go super  I've heard Been Gals. Yeah.
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HMS Beagle posted:I remember one of the guys on ESPN (Simmons maybe?) used to call them Jersey A and Jersey B. It is the supreme jerkoff Gregggggggggggg Easterbrook. He is consistently the worst football columnist in America check out this gem from his latest column quote:However this shakes out, don't blame the replacements for a situation they did not create. They are people of average means who were trying to better themselves. They need to exit stage left, but deserve a measure of appreciation --say, first claim on future NFL officiating openings. The refs are so horrible they need to be immediately fired.....but they deserve first shot at new openings!
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the Titans' SB Nation blog posted:The Fexans may act tough but the will fold like a paper towel if you start to bang them around and show them you aren't skurd. Houston knows in the back of their minds that they are still Houston, still cursed, and will be our bitch for at least one game per year because they will not sweep us. This is one of their main contributors.
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