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backed up by a few tera's of HDD backed up by a few peta's in the cloud there is no way the problem is capacity
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Cocoa Crispies posted:it's equalp in non-broken languages
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Oct 3, 2012 23:47
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Sweeper posted:everyone should know c Gazpacho posted:any programmer who doesnt understand pointers prob doesnt understand memory in general and believes in the memory fairy things old people say
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Oct 3, 2012 23:51
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pointers are completely unnecessary
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Oct 4, 2012 00:08
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Shaggar posted:things old people say Tiny Bug Child posted:pointers are completely unnecessary yep memory fairy. its a classic windows thing - assume theres infinite memory, when you run out poo poo your pants
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Oct 4, 2012 00:28
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the memory fairy kicks you in the balls really hard when you make games that are not for desktop computers
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Dr. Honked posted:the memory fairy kicks you in the balls really hard when you make games that are not for desktop computers What about on Dalvik? 
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Maximo Roboto posted:What about on Dalvik? i have no idea and can't be arsed to look it up
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Oct 4, 2012 02:29
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wait infinity is 10^15 now? when did this happen
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Sniep posted:yep memory fairy. assuming infinite memory is correct because memory is cheaper than cpu. in fact memory is basically free. lol @ aggressively dumping things out of memory instead of caching.
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Oct 4, 2012 03:49
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how is garbaeg formed? how heap get fragmint?
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very carefully
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seriouspost you need to know how computers work if you want them to go fast. if you're writing webs with spring and hibernate and think that sessions are stored in the cloud then you don't need to know jack poo poo except beep boop commit now its QAs problem
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shrughes posted:Encapsulation and information hiding isn't a concept of OOP. wait no
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yo shrughes i got a think ull like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT3WKnEhnSo
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heres my programming joke i hope you, yospos, will enjoy lol; 10 PRINT YOSPOS BI0TCH 20 GOTO 110  Well thats the joke, hope you liked it haha
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Nomnom Cookie posted:seriouspost you need to know how computers work if you want them to go fast. if you're writing webs with spring and hibernate and think that sessions are stored in the cloud then you don't need to know jack poo poo except beep boop commit now its QAs problem shaggar does java so he spends most of his time waiting on xml parsers and slow sql databases like microsoft sql
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Cocoa Crispies posted:shaggar does java so he spends most of his time waiting on xml parsers and slow sql databases like microsoft sql and eclipse freezing and putting windows in the worng places upon opening every single god damned time
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Oct 4, 2012 04:56
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the year is 2012 you don't need to worry about memory except in a couple of edge cases
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Tiny Bug Child posted:the year is 2012 you don't need to worry about memory except in a couple of edge cases the wrongest opinion, right here folks, screen shot this and print it for archival not doing your own memory management is just a sign of sloppiness, not platform|codebase|language|objectiveness orientation. you absofuckinlutely need to care about how much ram your poo poo is using and understand it god ugh just god
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Sniep posted:the wrongest opinion, right here folks, screen shot this and print it for archival bug chasing
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Tiny Bug Child posted:the year is 2012 you don't need to worry about memory except in a couple of edge cases please, just stop, i beg of you
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Sniep posted:you absofuckinlutely need to care about how much ram your poo poo is using and understand it how come
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Maximo Roboto posted:so just answer this in whichever way you feel is best. butts
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Cocoa Crispies posted:shaggar does java so he spends most of his time waiting on xml parsers and slow sql databases like microsoft sql i do java too except its analytics and my code actually does things, so i still get to talk about inner loops and memory access patterns and smoke a pipe. its like c++ except loving TYPE ERASURE. gonna unchecked cast my boot into goslings rear end
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Tiny Bug Child posted:how come because if programming was like presidenting and memory was dollars you'd be like both candidates on the stage tonight - completely unequipped to handle it if poo poo hits the fan memory wise
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Oct 4, 2012 05:34
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Sniep posted:yep memory fairy. tbh this is a perfectly good strategy for short running programs, assuming you'll finish working before you run out of memory.
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Oct 4, 2012 05:48
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Tiny Bug Child posted:how come it's like asking why you have to flush the toilet eventually.
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tef posted:tbh this is a perfectly good strategy for short running programs, assuming you'll finish working before you run out of memory. and then you have eclipse
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tef posted:tbh this is a perfectly good strategy for short running programs, assuming you'll finish working before you run out of memory. Tiny Bug Child posted:the year is 2012 you don't need to worry about memory except in a couple of edge cases
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the point is if you are lazy on memory management (or skill altogether) you become a thing people cuss at daily and switch to mac for lovely devs and no QA are the problem.
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Sniep posted:and then you have eclipse I mean programs that finish running before the eclipse splash screen loads.
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tef posted:it's like asking why you have to flush the toilet eventually. edit: this is PHP in a nutshell
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talk me out of learning go
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AWWNAW posted:talk me out of learning go depends what you want to do with it, really http://ridiculousfish.com/blog/posts/go_bloviations.html
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het posted:he's just saying that toilets have gotten large enough that you can poo poo all you want and eventually the water pressure will cause it to flush without you having to actively flush, so why wouldn't you just live with a toilet full of poo poo 90% of the time? yes, except the toilet isnt ever going to be even close to being full no matter how much you poop unless you fill it on purpose
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Oct 4, 2012 06:31
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het posted:he's just saying that toilets have gotten large enough that you can poo poo all you want and eventually the water pressure will cause it to flush without you having to actively flush, so why wouldn't you just live with a toilet full of poo poo 90% of the time? this doesn't really make any sense cause using a lot of memory doesn't hurt anything
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Sniep posted:the point is if you are lazy on memory management (or skill altogether) you become a thing people cuss at daily and switch to mac for we're talking about real development, not edge cases. my apps have a great user experience in windows or mac because they run in the browser
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this pretty much happened in our old web ui. for some reason we had a global array that was called, i kid you not, "garbage" i guessss... it referred to "garbage collection", because whoever made the old code didn't understand javascript scoping and thought that in order to be able to execute callbacks, you have to have some external reference to them. and even with that global array of everything, a browser didn't use more than a gig or two of memory after a weekend.
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Tiny Bug Child posted:this doesn't really make any sense cause using a lot of memory doesn't hurt anything
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