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Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Madonna and Sean Penn are not nice people.

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TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.
I like the poster except for the fire and people standing on the title. I like the border effect alot.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

This earlier version wasn't too bad I thought.



It's one of the reasons I remember this movie quite clearly. It's different.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

oldpainless posted:

Well, except for Madonna's account.

Oh I wouldn't be too sure about that


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eHCWzsXQOU

Farbtoner
May 17, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Stare-Out posted:

I like the Gangster Squad poster. I know the font is used pretty extensively in similar projects but the whole thing really evokes the era quite successfully.

Sky Captain and the World of Gangster Squad

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Slasherfan posted:

New poster for Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3d


Oh come on, that's just lazy as hell compared to Texas Chainsaw 2003's poster:

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Is it another remake?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Vagabundo posted:

Is it another remake?

It's supposed to be a sequel to the original from 1974.

At first I thought it was a remake, and the trailer they're showing for it in theaters has a line like "It happened before. Now it's happening again." in it. First time I saw that, I burst out laughing in the theater. I thought it was loving hilarious. But then I found out it was a sequel and it wasn't as funny anymore, but it was still pretty goddamn funny.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

IIRC, there were already 3 sequels to the original, so I guess they don't count any more. And then there was the remake and I believe a prequel to the remake and oh dear, I've gone cross-eyed.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
I'm pretty sure the first sequel didn't count since long before this. Like, ever since the poster.

SpeedofLife
Mar 11, 2010
They're going Superman Returns style and are only rebooting the sequel(s).

They could do this with a lot of franchises, actually.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Vagabundo posted:

IIRC, there were already 3 sequels to the original, so I guess they don't count any more. And then there was the remake and I believe a prequel to the remake and oh dear, I've gone cross-eyed.

I suggest you don't worry about those things and just enjoy yourself.

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

ruddiger posted:

New poster for John Dies At The End has been released. While I love painted posters, I find this one a bit lacking.


I love this poster.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

ruddiger posted:

New poster for John Dies At The End has been released. While I love painted posters, I find this one a bit lacking.



So is this movie ever going to get a wide(r) release?

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

Cacator posted:

So is this movie ever going to get a wide(r) release?

Magnet picked it up, so it'll get a VOD release and a limited theatrical release, then home video.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
I believe it's going to be on VOD December 27th, and in (select?) theaters some time in February.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Oh come on, that's just lazy as hell compared to Texas Chainsaw 2003's poster:



How is this any less 'lazy'?

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

Seven Psychopaths, starring Al Pacino as Christopher Walken.

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!
Christopher Walkin has the power to make dogs levitate.

Zoot Suit Mahoney
Jan 20, 2010

Quit jivin' me, turkey.
That lost dog is also missing.

Professor Clumsy
Sep 12, 2008

It is a while still till Sunrise - and in the daytime I sleep, my dear fellow, I sleep the very deepest of sleeps...

Stare-Out posted:

Seven Psychopaths, starring Al Pacino as Christopher Walken.



I have no idea what this is supposed to be telling me about this character or this film.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Zoot Suit Mahoney posted:

That lost dog is also missing.

Dog's name is Missing.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Professor Clumsy posted:

I have no idea what this is supposed to be telling me about this character or this film.

Neither do I... but man am I intrigued.

Nothing makes any sense, but is that the point?

Is Walken and a cute dog enough to sell a film? Probably.

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

Professor Clumsy posted:

I have no idea what this is supposed to be telling me about this character or this film.

He has the lost, missing dog.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

scary ghost dog posted:

He has the lost, missing dog.

Does he though?

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

Lizard Combatant posted:

Does he though?

He does.

gregday
May 23, 2003

The dog was fused to his abdomen the entire time!

edit: !!!!

OnlyJuanMon
Jan 25, 2010

:burger::taco::burger::taco::burger:
Too tired to chase fences right now.
:taco::burger::taco::burger::taco:

Vagabundo posted:

IIRC, there were already 3 sequels to the original, so I guess they don't count any more. And then there was the remake and I believe a prequel to the remake and oh dear, I've gone cross-eyed.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is the OG.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 is a sequel to the original.
Leatherface:The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3 is the third movie in a trilogy.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation is a remake of the original. (And goddamnit, Matthew McConaughey is awesome in it. Probably his best role.)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) is a remake of the OG
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning is a PREQUEL to the remake

Think that's about right.

OnlyJuanMon fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Oct 11, 2012

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Stare-Out posted:

Seven Psychopaths, starring Al Pacino as Christopher Walken.



His left hand is all kinds of hosed up

Jay Dub
Jul 27, 2009

I'm not listening
to youuuuu...
The shading on his face looks like Charlie Brown's shirt.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

gregday posted:

The dog was fused to his abdomen the entire time!

edit: !!!!

Start the reactor...

OozieNelson
Dec 20, 2008

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

WHY ISN'T THE CAR FIRING A GUN AGGGGGH

That's kind of awesome though.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

I should really watch A Bittersweet Life again.

Cpt. Spring Types
Feb 19, 2004

Wait, what?

I feel like the Johnny Knoxville character should be aiming straight ahead to kinda balance it out. Too many guns aimed toward the right side. But I guess people get scared when there's a picture of a gun aiming at them, so it's not okay to do.

That is a pretty sweet poster, though.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



OnlyJuanMon posted:

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is the OG.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 is a sequel to the original.
Leatherface:The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3 is the third movie in a trilogy.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation is a remake of the original. (And goddamnit, Matthew McConaughey is awesome in it. Probably his best role.)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) is a remake of the OG
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning is a PREQUEL to the remake

Think that's about right.

Nope. Next Generation is a SEQUEL to the original that discounts the other two sequels. So the TCM franchise has 3 separate timelines, two of which branch out of the original.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (OG)-TCM 2-Leatherface: TCM 3
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (OG)- TCM: The Next Generation
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning- TCM (2003)

And now it would appear that Leatherface 3D is a sequel to the original, so that would add ANOTHER branching timeline that goes:

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (OG)-Leatherface 3D

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Is that the official poster for The Last Stand or a fan-made one? If it's official, then goddamn.

That poster actually makes me want to see this. The trailers didn't really interest me, but that poster is awesome.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Supercar Gautier posted:

That poster screams to me "Emma Stone is not actually in this movie".

crossposting from the trailer thread...

Gangster Squad Trailer 2

Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.

Parker Posey in Group Inou's newest music video.

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Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
Parker Posey in A UPS Commercial


Here's hoping this is straight up retarded 80s action with no bullshit that weighs down the Expendables movies.

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