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the programming thread safe space is back yay
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when i first started this project i was like "socket.io with redis and gunicorn? what can go wrong??" and now i realized i am very wrong and have race conditions in my sleep
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tef posted:the programming thread safe space is back yay i, too, enjoy this thread
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TONSIL HOCKEY posted:when i first started this project i was like "socket.io with redis and gunicorn? what can go wrong??" and now i realized i am very wrong and have race conditions in my sleep obs you should have used node.js it can't deadlock
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jooky posted:i, too, enjoy this thread
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can someone come up with a tragic idea like tent.io or http://projectopencontent.org/OpenBook.html so I've got a chance to use this, tia: Your post describes a ( ) protocol ( ) github repo ( ) manifesto ( ) kickstarter for a distributed social network. Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work. One or more of the following flaws may apply to your particular idea. ( ) You think "if you build it, they will come" ( ) All of the other social networks with more users, developers, time, and money ( ) "Users want to own their data" is an ideology not a use-case ( ) Public keys are not a magic wand to make security issues disappear ( ) Social problems dominate the techinical ones ( ) People use email for that Specifically your design fails to account for ( ) Scale ( ) Adoption ( ) That popularity is a Distributed Denial of Service attack ( ) Malicious Denial of Service attacks can happen too ( ) Only supporting ASCII or Latin-1 is racist ( ) HTTP Caching and Load Balancing ( ) Timezones are a necessary evil ( ) So is Unicode ( ) NAT Traversal ( ) Federation exists already ( ) DNS is still centralized ( ) Cross-site-scripting and SQL Injection are not features ( ) Further fragmentation will not solve interoperability ( ) Spam and the following philosophical objections may also apply ( ) Character limits are the QWERTYUIOP of messaging ( ) Your homebrew markup is a tragedy of regular expressions ( ) Your understanding of HTTP and Representational State Transfer, is as informed as a youtube comment ( ) If it can't be used for piracy, it isn't decentralized enough ( ) You are proposing a new central point of failure ( ) OAuth. Now you have two problems ( ) OAuth2. The SOAP of Authentication Furthermore, this is what I think about you: ( ) Sorry, but I don't think it would work. ( ) This is a stupid idea, and I am going to make fun of you on a centralized social network. ( ) I will enjoy watching your dreams fall into obscurity and regret. I have popcorn.
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dazjw posted:goonicorn i laffed @ this
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tef posted:can someone come up with a tragic idea like tent.io or http://projectopencontent.org/OpenBook.html umm...i've seen The Social Network about 5 times so I feel pretty confident in telling you that you are both wrong and a poo poo head
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quote:( ) Character limits are the QWERTYUIOP of messaging i like this
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jooky posted:i, too, enjoy this thread I was both very excited to see this thread active again, and then immediately depressed by how excited I was over a thread...
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tef posted:can someone come up with a tragic idea like tent.io or http://projectopencontent.org/OpenBook.html Time to make a new hacker news account and go hog wild
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Also wtf is this Awful.app screening my posts
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Nov 22, 2012 02:27
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does anyone have any good guides to learning ALGOL 58?
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Install Gentoo posted:does anyone have any good guides to learning ALGOL 58? don't
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Cocoa Crispies posted:don't i'm going back in time to 1959 and already know fortran
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Nov 22, 2012 04:49
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i'm learning haskell 
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my stepdads beer posted:i'm learning haskell yesssss
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does anywone remember that epic evolution pythoin coded loving junk that i crapped on yospos a few years ago i am dreaming of turning it into an app should i make a kick starter and which of you faggots will support me and help me code my way out of the dirtiest pit of all time
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javascript is really bad and it sucks
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echinopsis posted:junk that i crapped on yospos a few years ago a few years ago? isnt this more of a constant with you
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since i work in a php + mysql shop and i would eventually like to get off the support desk, i figured a least a glance at php couldn't hurt. five minutes in and i'm already  inphp arrays are actually hashes? am i understanding this right?
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php arrays are god's own data type. you can p much use them like anything you want. use them like an array, use them like a hash, do whatever
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fidel sarcastro posted:since i work in a php + mysql shop and i would eventually like to get off the support desk, i figured a least a glance at php couldn't hurt. five minutes in and i'm already Lua does this too and I guess it kinda works there, it's far from the most terrible thing about PHP.
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Mr Dog posted:Lua does this too and I guess it kinda works there, it's far from the most terrible thing about PHP. it's not terrible, but the first time seeing a key value pair yanked out of an array was a bit weird i'm sure there's some godawful performance price to pay for it but why pretend i'm advanced enough to get that jony neuemonic fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Nov 23, 2012 |
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i like thrad
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how are php arrays actually implemented? if you check do your eyes fall out?
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http://nikic.github.com/2011/12/12/How-big-are-PHP-arrays-really-Hint-BIG.html magic
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fidel sarcastro posted:i'm sure there's some godawful performance price to pay for it but why pretend i'm advanced enough to get that are you actually seeing the godawful performance irl? if not, stop worrying.
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Wheany posted:are you actually seeing the godawful performance irl? if not, stop worrying.
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jooky posted:i, too, enjoy this thread
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Lutha Mahtin posted:a few years ago? isnt this more of a constant with you im talking about a specific defecation
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hold on let me load up yospoos.xls
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Lutha Mahtin posted:hold on let me load up yospoos.xls whoa nice office 97 file extension there chief
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i wrote a blog post on simhashing and I think you should read it because simhashes are pretty neat.
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Cold on a Cob posted:whoa nice office 97 file extension there chief xlsx wasn't introduced until 2007
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MononcQc posted:i wrote a blog post on simhashing and I think you should read it because simhashes are pretty neat. you are a cool dude 
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also, i think it's safe to declare hn dead now that there are long lived front page articles literally on how to masturbate better via bluetooth and arduino
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teledildonics is my favorite word and no one will ever take it away from me
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Hacking my Vagina (scanlime.org) 765 points by kogir 1 day ago | 196 comments
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