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penismightier posted:What is going on here, is this set on a dog's back? It's set in the Land of Robotic Butt-Plugs.
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# ? Jan 6, 2013 22:30 |
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Uh... I think Diane Kruger's feet are on backwards.
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# ? Jan 6, 2013 23:58 |
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Wait, that's not a poster for a sequel to The Island?
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 00:14 |
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In addition to backwards feet, her shadow is doin something crazy too.
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 00:15 |
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The thing that gets me about this is that the egg used in the poster and in the trailer looks nothing like the alien egg featured in the film. It's like Scott only gave a handful of clips and stills to the marketing department and said "give me your best guess". In addition to the egg, I think that the ground is made of nude people interlocking with one another. It's like the marketing department interpreted the data they were getting from the film production and conceived wholly similar in nature and tone but of different execution. What you're seeing is some "artist conception" of Alien, much like you would see of some top secret aircraft or big-dollar NASA project. Something like that would never happen today. Nevertheless, it's simplicity yet unusual design (one would say alien) is pretty iconic. I recall the California Avocado Commission put out a similar billboard ad that featured an avocado bursting with a green irradiating light.
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 00:44 |
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Young Freud posted:I recall the California Avocado Commission put out a similar billboard ad that featured an avocado bursting with a green irradiating light. Now, this I've gotta see!
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 00:47 |
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Young Freud posted:In addition to the egg, I think that the ground is made of nude people interlocking with one another. You just made this poster a millions times better for me.
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 00:50 |
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Vagabundo posted:Now, this I've gotta see! I was trying to find it, but alas, no luck. I think the ad copy was something lame like "Californian Avocados are OUT OF THIS WORLD!" Terminal Entropy posted:You just made this poster a millions times better for me. I swear I remember reading something about the creation of the poster and I think this is how it happened, with a lot of lighting and mirror tricks to inflate the number of people in involved and the egg added in the dark room exposure (the '70s equivalent of Photoshop). Even if there was no human involvement, it's hard not to look at that poster and see numerous flanks of a human legs in it.
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 00:59 |
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Young Freud posted:The thing that gets me about this is that the egg used in the poster and in the trailer looks nothing like the alien egg featured in the film. It's like Scott only gave a handful of clips and stills to the marketing department and said "give me your best guess". In addition to the egg, I think that the ground is made of nude people interlocking with one another. It's like the marketing department interpreted the data they were getting from the film production and conceived wholly similar in nature and tone but of different execution. What you're seeing is some "artist conception" of Alien, much like you would see of some top secret aircraft or big-dollar NASA project. Something like that would never happen today. Speaking of Alien egg imagery, I saw these Glad Garbage Bags at the store the other day: Not that far off from looking like this:
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 01:31 |
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Holy poo poo I never even noticed that stuff at the bottom. I always just saw it as some kind of organic mass like the xenomorphs build when they nest.
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 01:32 |
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If you want a poster with nude interlocking people, there's always Silence of The Lambs.
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 01:36 |
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I took like 2 months for this to arrive from Canada and then another month for me to get it framed and I still haven't gotten around to putting it up. It should be noted that the blues are closer to the image you posted than how they appear in mine. I went with the same black matte with a painted bezel as I did with my Kill Bill poster.
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 01:41 |
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OLIVIAS WILDE RIDER posted:Either: I'm pretty sure my friends and I saw this while drinking one time. We were having tons of fun, laughing at how over the top and badass it was. There was this crazy battle plan where the main guy took on the entire gang by being a crazy badass, and was winning. Then... he took a wrong turn, had his plan back fire, was captured, publicly raped by the gang leader in retaliation, and left crucified to die. Party reaction: We waited a respectful 10 minutes, then put on something else. Might be a different movie, but I googled, and recognized some costumes and one character. TheBigBudgetSequel posted:I want to own this so hard. Agreed. More importantly, I want to see that movie. Holy poo poo I just realized what they're telling me to look closer at, how did I miss that? A rose without thorns.
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 02:31 |
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casa de mi padre posted:Well in my opinion the perfect poster is... That was sort of the idea, people were getting into a right funk. Still, nothing's topped Jurrassic Park so far...
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 03:58 |
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Uh... This comes pretty close though.
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 04:04 |
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I seriously need to see Dracula Has Risen from the Grave because that poster is awesome and that's probably the best tagline ever.
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 04:12 |
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Desperado Bones posted:When posters almost become works of art next to the remake's one: I always loved this one so much as a kid, because the wonky perspective of the face and hand manages to transcend how amateur it may look and implies a dream-like logic that the Nightmare series always strived for but rarely truly achieved.
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 04:50 |
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Wait, that's not a poster for a sequel to The Island? I personally can't wait to see "CHOOSE TO FIGHT THE HOST"
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 04:51 |
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Lizard Combatant posted:That was sort of the idea, people were getting into a right funk. You don't think Metropolis topped it? C'mon.
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 04:54 |
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DNS posted:You don't think Metropolis topped it? C'mon. It is amazing and one of favourites (I have it on my door), but in terms of pure efficency of message? No, Jurrasic Park is unsurpassed. In that sense, it's perhaps a little unfair to compare 'logo' posters to others, but even the choice of using a logo for JP tells you so much about the film. I really need prints of Jaws and Aoft50'W, I forgot how gorgeous they are. e: Oh, and Dracula Has Risen From The Grave... obviously Lizard Combatant fucked around with this message at 05:21 on Jan 7, 2013 |
# ? Jan 7, 2013 05:19 |
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Nothing to see here, everyone. Move along now.
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 07:23 |
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Vagabundo posted:Nothing to see here, everyone. Move along now. Who ever 'shopped this should be ashamed of themselves. Look at Pacino's hair!
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 07:26 |
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Vagabundo posted:Nothing to see here, everyone. Move along now. Alan Arkin looks a hell of a lot like Mike from Breaking Bad
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 07:53 |
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Vagabundo posted:Nothing to see here, everyone. Move along now. I didn't think they'd make another Three Stooges movie so soon.
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 08:17 |
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Cross posting from the Horror thread: I think LtKenFrankenstein said it best in said horror thread: The greatest thing about the poster is that THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENS IN THE FILM. God bless it.
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 08:31 |
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Saturniid19 posted:
That's so close to Screaming Druid that it can't be unintentional. Just look at it!
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 11:31 |
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Vagabundo posted:Nothing to see here, everyone. Move along now. I want this framed on my wall. I don't know what it is that just does it for me, but I just can't stop laughing. Edit: I think its Pacino's face.
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 15:46 |
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I've probably seen this poster a thousand times but never actually looked at it. Always just saw it as a guy standing in the light of the street but now I see that the streetlight and the other windows are quite dim compared to the crazy bright supernatural light beaming out of the top-left window directly at and only at The Exorcist. Like being targeted by Sauron's eye, or being caught in a tractor beam.
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 18:05 |
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Mister Chief posted:I took like 2 months for this to arrive from Canada and then another month for me to get it framed and I still haven't gotten around to putting it up. It should be noted that the blues are closer to the image you posted than how they appear in mine. That looks incredible. Can I ask about the mat? Did you have it professionally framed or did you paint it yourself? I'd love to try doing that myself for a frame job but am not sure about the logistics.
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 19:04 |
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I've never heard anything confirming this but I've always thought that the poster for The Fly was kindof a
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 19:50 |
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Cinnamon Bastard posted:Holy poo poo I just realized what they're telling me to look closer at, how did I miss that? Unfortunately, the obvious implication of that picture and tag line combined is that you're literally navel-gazing. This is on the whole a fairly accurate description of the movie, although it does sell it short.
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 20:53 |
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Max22 posted:
This made my morning. Edit: and while we're on the subject of American Beauty it sure is weird timing that this ripoff just came out... kiimo fucked around with this message at 21:19 on Jan 7, 2013 |
# ? Jan 7, 2013 21:14 |
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I've always been partial to this one: It tells you everything you need to know, really. EDIT: Love how Robocop is in the cast list. Renoistic fucked around with this message at 21:28 on Jan 7, 2013 |
# ? Jan 7, 2013 21:25 |
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Sadly you have to go to, uh, Thailand or something to get a poster that accurately advertises the shitshow that was Robocop 3.
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 21:29 |
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Renoistic posted:I've always been partial to this one: He isn't. If you look at the credits box on posters that have a full one you'll usually find the title in it somewhere next to the names of the cast. Headlining stars will be before the title, lesser cast members come after it. For example, that awful Pacino poster has AL PACINO CHRISTOPHER WALKEN ALAN ARKIN "Movie Title" THE REST OF THE CAST. Superstars like Cruise or Arnie tend to get top billing to themselves, and sometimes a movie will have no top billed cast - The Fly is one of those.
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 22:34 |
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Cinnamon Bastard posted:I'm pretty sure my friends and I saw this while drinking one time. We were having tons of fun, laughing at how over the top and badass it was. There was this crazy battle plan where the main guy took on the entire gang by being a crazy badass, and was winning. Then... he took a wrong turn, had his plan back fire, was captured, publicly raped by the gang leader in retaliation, and left crucified to die. It might be a sequel but that sounds like the end of Warriors of the Wasteland which is available from Rifftrax.
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 22:46 |
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So a lot of people have been saying that "Movie 43" looks like some continuation of the apparently godawful "Underground Comedy Movie". Well, guess what... This movie is literally from the people behind "Underground Comedy Movie", and I'm willing to guess its been shelved for a few years but is now getting a release thanks to the similar "Movie 43". EDIT: I just noticed something odd. Ari Shaffir is top-billed in the credit block at the bottom (in addition to being a co-writer), but is not featured at the cast list on the top of the poster. Also, Freestyle Releasing is the same distributor that put "The Nutcracker in 3D", "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell", "In the Name of the King", "Postal", "Seed", "Dragon Wars", and "Delgo" into theaters. Hoo boy... Robert Denby fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Jan 7, 2013 |
# ? Jan 7, 2013 23:35 |
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What the gently caress is Adrien Brody doing in this?
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 23:55 |
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I still remember going to see Dragon Wars in theaters the night it opened. I was one of like 10 people in the theater. I walked out having enjoyed myself vv It was almost like a well-done Asylum movie.
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# ? Jan 7, 2013 23:56 |
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kiimo posted:What the gently caress is Adrien Brody doing in this? Being a Master of Style doesn't pay the bills like it used to.
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