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pile of brown posted:old joke; another member (wanna say croatoan) was divorced and remarried but his new wife and ex were good friends and they all hung out together all the time so he would say stuff like that all the time I always assumed he was a mormon. Edit: Ugh, mormon snype. 
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Congratulations GWS, you have ruined tuna for me!
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Jan 20, 2013 14:15
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Five people were accidentally shot across three different gun shows. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/19/gun-show-shootings_n_2513057.html I would have linked the NBC article, but there was an enormous header that meant you had to scroll to even hit the article.
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Jan 20, 2013 15:45
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I wonder how many people accidentally cut themselves yesterday while cooking. Surely that's newsworthy, too.
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Jan 20, 2013 16:25
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GrAviTy84 posted:I wonder how many people accidentally cut themselves yesterday while cooking. Surely that's newsworthy, too. You will make an excellent 65 year old!
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Jan 20, 2013 17:16
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dino. posted:Five people were accidentally shot across three different gun shows. Yeah god forbid news agencies try and make you see an ad.
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mediaphage posted:Yeah god forbid news agencies try and make you see an ad. I'm cool with ads! I have adblock on for the more obnoxious ads (and some avatars; seriously casu those worms are gross), but generally don't bother blocking the sites I browse and junk. Like, I'm OK with the hulu ads, because they're letting me watch TV shows that I don't generally get on my TV, because no cable. And they're relatively short, all said and done. Let me show you what I see on my screen. Maybe my screen resolution is too small? It's set at 1366 x 768. Here's a screen shot:  It annoys me when the header is that huge. Again, if it were a regular sized ad, I'd be fine with it. Chill out, dude. You need a calming manatee: http://calmingmanatee.com/ EDIT: This guy is harvesting rice. http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile/APITI768MAIX0/ref=cm_cr_rdp_pdp I am so confused, and slightly turned on. dino. fucked around with this message at 19:07 on Jan 20, 2013 |
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Jan 20, 2013 18:40
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dino. posted:I'm cool with ads! I have adblock on for the more obnoxious ads (and some avatars; seriously casu those worms are gross Hahahhahahaahahah it's dancing for you dino 
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Pester posted:You had a good reason not to elaborate right that minute, but I'd still like to hear the follow up on this. Oh yeah, kinda forgot to elaborate, since others had actually real news to discuss in this thread right after I posted that. Well, parents showed up in town again and said they weren't leaving until she admits she is wrong and heads back to Texas with them for a "cleansing".  Like a week and a half later they're still at a hotel in town and I guess boosting our local economy. They're also kinda stalking us, going to the coffeeshop we hang out at and some of our favorite restaurants asking about us. I think I'm gonna end up with like a horsehead in my bed one day or something.
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      Sooo...when are you getting a restraining order?
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Jan 20, 2013 19:34
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Already have been in contact with the sheriff's department. In other news, the gf and I perfected our croissant recipe today. 
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Casu Marzu posted:Already have been in contact with the sheriff's department. I'm not a super regular or anything so I'm sorry if this has been covered but what exactly is their problem with you/gf? My in laws are in town and I find them insufferable but your poo poo is so much more bizzare it gives me an odd comfort.
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Jan 20, 2013 20:23
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Casu is a baby-eating Satanist (not Baptist)
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Jan 20, 2013 21:10
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Casu is also a worthless layabout (farmer) and an unscrupulous adulterer (they live together but are not married), corrupting the purity of the innocent (whose parents are crazy baptists) who has somehow come under his thrall and needs to be rescued by any means (no matter how insane) necessary.
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Hey now. Her parents are SDA not baptists.
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Wroughtirony posted:Casu is also a worthless layabout (farmer) and an unscrupulous adulterer (they live together but are not married), corrupting the purity of the innocent (whose parents are crazy baptists) who has somehow come under his thrall and needs to be rescued by any means (no matter how insane) necessary. Also he's yellow.
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My nice aunt got me a set of really nice pots and pans for my new apartment! I christened them by making chili, some fresh bread and some chocolate strawberry mousse.
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Wroughtirony posted:Casu is also a worthless layabout (farmer) and an unscrupulous adulterer (they live together but are not married), corrupting the purity of the innocent (whose parents are crazy baptists) who has somehow come under his thrall and needs to be rescued by any means (no matter how insane) necessary. This is way more boring than I hoped.
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Yeah, they summed it up pretty good.
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Drink and Fight posted:Also he's yellow. You mean cowardly? Casu, yer yeller. You ain't no kind of man. Now let the lady go back to her folks. They's good people.
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therattle posted:You mean cowardly? Casu, yer yeller. You ain't no kind of man. Now let the lady go back to her folks. They's good people. No, I mean the Yellow Menace is corrupting their precious baby virgin princess.
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Drink and Fight posted:No, I mean the Yellow Menace is corrupting their precious baby virgin princess. Ahahaha
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Yeah they sound crazy enough to try something like hiring a "cult deprogrammer" to kidnap her. If you live in a small enough town you might see if the sheriff is willing to drop by their hotel and have a friendly chat with them. Or just buy some coke, have the GF agree to meet them in their room to talk, have her plant it in their stuff, then call the cops on them.
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bunnielab posted:Yeah they sound crazy enough to try something like hiring a "cult deprogrammer" to kidnap her. If you live in a small enough town you might see if the sheriff is willing to drop by their hotel and have a friendly chat with them. Coke is really expensive. Just plant some schwag on 'em an call it a day, jeeze. Also, don't do either of those. My crazy (very different stripe, mind you) in laws are slated to come out and visit my wife and brother in law in Iowa from our native N.H. this spring. Their family is instant drama bomb, but Christ on a cracker, nothing like Casu's going through. Stiff upper lip and all that bro. Best of luck. My wife is awesome and spent 6 hours putting down flooring today by herself while I worked and while I watched the Pats get their asses handed to them. I love that lady :3.
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GrAviTy84 posted:Why is that video what
it's just a bunch of spergey equipment for (what appears to be a timid home cook) to have, and it's just idk really goony and like watching videos of socially awkward guys proposing to girls in really public places and the girl is like 'oh my god no' and runs away with her hand over her mouth and the guy is like 'whelp' also what other folks said, that video should have been like under a minute long.
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not the best video in the world, but for comparison - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHRudxFOvcg mindphlux fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Jan 22, 2013 |
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sure it's funny and dude sucks (original video) but still not  .Edit: yes, I suppose I am pedantizing emote use.
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Hawkgirl posted:When I see its me; im in horrible pain
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Killed an ox, made a daube with it's heart. Was good.
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Mr. Wiggles posted:Killed an ox, made a daube with it's heart. Was good. Did you best it in one on one combat?
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mindphlux posted:also what other folks said, that video should have been like under a minute long. It didn't Gonk me, but if I owned a wok burner that nice, I'd like to think that my stir frying would be a lot more polished then that display.
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dino. posted:I'm cool with ads! I have adblock on for the more obnoxious ads (and some avatars; seriously casu those worms are gross), but generally don't bother blocking the sites I browse and junk. Like, I'm OK with the hulu ads, because they're letting me watch TV shows that I don't generally get on my TV, because no cable. And they're relatively short, all said and done. Let me show you what I see on my screen. Maybe my screen resolution is too small? It's set at 1366 x 768. Here's a screen shot: I won't deny that it's an obnoxious design choice trying to get you to read more articles. I just wanted to point out that the increasing use of tools like adblock, or the potentially disruptive tools like Megakey or its planned successor, will result in either even more annoying, unblockable ads, or less free content.
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mediaphage posted:I won't deny that it's an obnoxious design choice trying to get you to read more articles. I just wanted to point out that the increasing use of tools like adblock, or the potentially disruptive tools like Megakey or its planned successor, will result in either even more annoying, unblockable ads, or less free content. Classical economic theory... piggy backing... Also - what you say is an argument for a socialistic approach to economy, and is very commendable!
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dino.!!!! I am so excited! I have send a letter!
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Jan 22, 2013 19:47
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"sent" you mean In other news I'm attending a wedding in Karachi on the weekend. Flying out tomorrow. Gonna eat all the Pakistani food. Hope they have sheermaal.
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I always mistake those!
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therattle posted:Did you best it in one on one combat? You know, this gets harder and harder to do as fewer people respect bullfighting.
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Happy Hat posted:dino.!!!! I am so excited! Eeee! That's awesome to hear. Wait, just the one? I hope this will spawn many more letters all over the place. You could be like Danish Letter Santa. Where you bring letters of awesome to good goons all over the world. This makes me obscenely happy. EDIT: Unrelated, but laughing hysterically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DShEhj_DVsY dino. fucked around with this message at 03:21 on Jan 23, 2013 |
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