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After reading the entirety of Fire Joe Morgan, yeah Dave would qualify as one of America's best sportswriters, and because he's a poor "writer" he doesn't try to write what he thinks of as beautiful prose like some out there. Idiotic atavistic writing hiding behind sports poetry is unreadable.
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# ? Jan 31, 2013 19:52 |
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MassRayPer posted:After reading the entirety of Fire Joe Morgan, yeah Dave would qualify as one of America's best sportswriters, and because he's a poor "writer" he doesn't try to write what he thinks of as beautiful prose like some out there. Idiotic atavistic writing hiding behind sports poetry is unreadable. True, but he could at least read his newsletter before he puts it up full of mistakes. Calling Dave a writer is weird anyway. It's more just a recording of his train of thought.
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# ? Jan 31, 2013 20:04 |
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If you guys think the Observer is bad now in terms of that stuff, you should have seen it before he had Scott Williams/Bryan/Vince doing editing work.
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# ? Jan 31, 2013 20:07 |
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sportsgenius86 posted:True, but he could at least read his newsletter before he puts it up full of mistakes.
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# ? Jan 31, 2013 20:22 |
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Most of the mistakes are harmless. Some are hilariously bad though, such as saying Mike Goldberg is in treatment for painkillers.
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# ? Jan 31, 2013 21:14 |
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Tato posted:Most of the mistakes are harmless. Some are hilariously bad though, such as saying Mike Goldberg is in treatment for painkillers. I mostly just hate the ones where he starts and finishes a sentence with the same thing because he can't remember he just said it. A hypothetical example: "On Monday night, Brock Lesnar returned to save Heyman's job by giving Vince an F5 on Monday night"
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# ? Jan 31, 2013 21:32 |
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sportsgenius86 posted:I mostly just hate the ones where he starts and finishes a sentence with the same thing because he can't remember he just said it. That makes me wonder: Who do you guys like for writing Raw/SD/TNA recaps? And it's clear that Scott Keith is not well liked on SA, which I don't quite understand. Why is that?
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# ? Jan 31, 2013 21:38 |
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Red posted:That makes me wonder: Who do you guys like for writing Raw/SD/TNA recaps? Scott Keith thinks he is a brilliant writer, thinks he's funny and has very little understanding of the business. His opinions are generally really dumb, but mostly he knows nothing about wrestling. His books are beyond inaccurate. The Benoit book averaged one historical inaccuracy per page. And usually not minor ones, glaring ones. On top of that he openly said he was writing his Benoit book because if he didn't cash in on it, others would.
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# ? Jan 31, 2013 21:41 |
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Scott Keith is fat
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# ? Jan 31, 2013 21:43 |
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Red posted:That makes me wonder: Who do you guys like for writing Raw/SD/TNA recaps? Scott Keith likes to interject his personal feelings about a wrestler as fact. Also he's a scummy jerk with dumb opinions.
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# ? Jan 31, 2013 21:54 |
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coconono posted:Scott Keith likes to interject his personal feelings about a wrestler as fact. Also he's a scummy jerk with dumb opinions. Also likes to interject made-up "facts" as actual facts.
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# ? Jan 31, 2013 21:55 |
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He's like a more ambitious Mark Madden
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# ? Jan 31, 2013 21:58 |
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His books are also awful. I think one of them "Tonight, in this Very Ring" was basically 50% bad revisionist storytelling of the Attitude era and 50% of his old PPV reviews, but he didn't even bother to go back and revise them. So you get a chapter of him writing that Triple H is the worst thing ever to happen to wrestling and single-handedly killed the WWF, followed by a PPV review in which he gives a Triple H match **** and says "HHH is god!" I read him for a while because in the early days of the net, he was one of the few people who had reviewed so many PPVs. Now, there are plenty of people reviewing old WCW and ECW PPVs and they're not whiny assholes with no writing ability.
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# ? Jan 31, 2013 21:58 |
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Tato posted:His books are also awful. I think one of them "Tonight, in this Very Ring" was basically 50% bad revisionist storytelling of the Attitude era and 50% of his old PPV reviews, but he didn't even bother to go back and revise them. So you get a chapter of him writing that Triple H is the worst thing ever to happen to wrestling and single-handedly killed the WWF, followed by a PPV review in which he gives a Triple H match **** and says "HHH is god!" Interesting - I'd never checked out any of his books before, but only refer to his website for when he (sometimes) recaps Raw or a PPV. I can't stand his site, though, because it seems like mostly other random people who are really, really bad writers.
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Red posted:That makes me wonder: Who do you guys like for writing Raw/SD/TNA recaps? This intrigued me, because I really don't have anyone I really like that does reviews. I mean, Meltzer's are great, but they're in the Observer and I don't sub anymore. I guess I pretty much read the Smackdown and Raw rundowns in the discussion thread and that's about it. The Observer/F4W paywalls more and more of their online reviews, so I don't even bother checking anymore, and I've tried PWI a few times, but the reviews are always seem to click on are terrible "this happened, then this happened, and then this happened, AND THEN RANDY ORTON LOOKED AT ME" garbage. Anyone have someone they recommend?
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# ? Jan 31, 2013 22:12 |
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I really just read here to get people's impression of shows, I haven't felt the need to read a show review in a long time.
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# ? Jan 31, 2013 22:36 |
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I always like the MMA recaps where they tried to explain guy's post fight speeches as face turns or heel turns. Because that always blew my mind.
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# ? Jan 31, 2013 22:59 |
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jeffersonlives posted:Also likes to interject made-up "facts" as actual facts. To be blunt, if he wrote about anything other than wrestling he would have been sued for libel years ago. Luckily for Scott it is a carny business no one takes seriously and half of the people he's written damaging nonsense about are dead.
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# ? Jan 31, 2013 23:54 |
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Look up his King Lear rant.
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# ? Jan 31, 2013 23:57 |
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Tying in the two topics, if you ever wants to hear Dave sarcastically rip on someone, either get a question about Scott Keith into the Observer Radio mailbag or ask it on the air during a call-in show.
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# ? Feb 1, 2013 00:35 |
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Can you point to a specific archive show for that?
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# ? Feb 1, 2013 00:47 |
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Arbite posted:Can you point to a specific archive show for that? I think you'd end up disappointed, the most Dave ever really says is rolling his eyes as he mentions "Scott Keith level research." To try and get this to a better thread, I did a send up of Keith's Death of the AWA here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3095402&pagenumber=81#lastpost
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# ? Feb 1, 2013 03:14 |
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Back in the day, I used to go to DDT Digest to check up on WCW.
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# ? Feb 1, 2013 12:08 |
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I miss CRZ. I really do.
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# ? Feb 1, 2013 15:44 |
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Usually one of the more perseverant posters on CRZ's board The W will write up a recap of the major shows; presently It's False is doing the lord's own work. I really miss Dean Rasmussen.
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# ? Feb 1, 2013 16:48 |
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DeathChicken posted:I miss CRZ. I really do. KIRK ANGEL VS. RAYMOND STEREO
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# ? Feb 1, 2013 17:17 |
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Iskanderson posted:Usually one of the more perseverant posters on CRZ's board The W will write up a recap of the major shows; presently It's False is doing the lord's own work. Dean still post some reviews on the Death Valley Driver Video Review forum. But still no comix at late.
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# ? Feb 1, 2013 20:30 |
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Rad R. posted:Back in the day, I used to go to DDT Digest to check up on WCW.
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# ? Feb 1, 2013 22:01 |
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LividLiquid posted:DDT Digest was the best. And Stevie Ray was their patron saint! It's still online somehow. Stevie
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# ? Feb 1, 2013 22:40 |
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LividLiquid posted:DDT Digest was the best. And Stevie Ray was their patron saint! I still get the occassional email update from DDT Digest. They were a great website while they lasted! I still use DDTisms like Cold Beer for Goldberg, and Ron Misterio.
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# ? Feb 2, 2013 00:57 |
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Just found out that the Thunder theme song was not original. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4AJYog_s2s&t=96s
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# ? Feb 2, 2013 06:20 |
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Jack Krauser posted:Just found out that the Thunder theme song was not original. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhaFtROR28E
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# ? Feb 2, 2013 12:39 |
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An Actual Bear posted:It's still online somehow. Glad to see some love for DDT Digest. Not only did they appreciate Stevie Ray, they also treated Silver King and El Dandy like stars, and made me take notice of Norman Smiley. I think that's the first site where I saw a screenshot of Booker T holding that framed Scott Hall portrait. Do you guys remember the Adventures of the nWo B-Team? I've been trying to find them for a while now, looks like there's a ScoopThis fanpage on Facebook, and it features all the B-Team's adventures. http://on.fb.me/12hQLhg
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# ? Feb 2, 2013 14:27 |
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Rad R. posted:Do you guys remember the Adventures of the nWo B-Team? I've been trying to find them for a while now, looks like there's a ScoopThis fanpage on Facebook, and it features all the B-Team's adventures. Wow, now there's a blast from the past. I used to think these were hilarious back in 1999. Sadly, they don't seem to be as funny as 17-year-old me seemed to think they were. Still, good find!
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# ? Feb 2, 2013 14:41 |
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nasboat posted:Wow, now there's a blast from the past. I used to think these were hilarious back in 1999. Sadly, they don't seem to be as funny as 17-year-old me seemed to think they were. Yup, I too was 16-17-years-old when I followed the B-Team's adventures, my favorite bit was when Konnan is left alone in a prison cell and it's his turn to 'toss salads'. That's how I learned what tossing salads means! Good times. They also had some decent Photoshop parodies, like Ric Flair falling apart in the middle of the ring, and I vaguely remember Undertaker Comics. I still have some of this stuff on a CD I burned back in '99, full of wrestling stuff. If I find some glorious WCW pics, I'll post them.
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# ? Feb 2, 2013 15:40 |
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Jack Krauser posted:Just found out that the Thunder theme song was not original. WCW loved to use stock music. Hell, so did Nintendo.
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# ? Feb 2, 2013 18:31 |
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Paper Jam Dipper posted:WCW loved to use stock music. Hell, so did Nintendo. Yeah, tonnes of entrance themes in particular in WCW were just stock production themes.
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VogeGandire posted:Yeah, tonnes of entrance themes in particular in WCW were just stock production themes. There's that big rumour about Nintendo removing Muslim chants in Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time due to complaints (there were no complaints, Nintendo simply realized it would be sensitive in the West) and the game chants were all stock that anyone could buy and use.
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# ? Feb 2, 2013 18:59 |
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yeah I definitely remember hearing Jericho's original WCW theme (when he was generic babyface) on SportsCenter multiple times
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# ? Feb 2, 2013 20:17 |
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nasboat posted:yeah I definitely remember hearing Jericho's original WCW theme (when he was generic babyface) on SportsCenter multiple times There's actually a mention of that in his first book that, when he looked up what his first theme was actually called, it was "Basketball Highlights #12".
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