p-lang thread: (now (have you (problems two)))

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Emacs Headroom: Aug 2, 2003

i'm like a month behind in this thread. snyping to say hi to me from a month in the past

# ? Feb 5, 2013 23:19

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# ? May 8, 2024 17:26

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Emacs Headroom posted:

i'm like a month behind in this thread. snyping to say hi to me from a month in the past

sup bitch, stop by anytime

# ? Feb 5, 2013 23:20

Catalyst-proof: May 11, 2011; better waste some time with you

tef my transfer to munich got approved

you best believe i'm going to hound you to go out for drinks once i move from the states

# ? Feb 5, 2013 23:20

Posting Principle: Dec 10, 2011; by Ralp

so in germany do they outsource programming to turks?

# ? Feb 5, 2013 23:22

Janitor Prime: Jan 22, 2004; PC LOAD LETTER

What da fuck does that mean; Fun Shoe

Shaggar posted:

you cant handle it right there is what im saying. that's why you throw it.

and yes I would prefer a combination of more specific sqlexception types combined with enums for detailed typing. gently caress integer error codes. you obviously probably cant do a specific exception for every sql error, but you absolutely could have exceptions for the most common errors and then more generic exceptions for groups of errors.

like do this: http://docs.oracle.com/javase/6/docs/api/java/sql/SQLException.html
instead of this: http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/system.data.sqlclient.sqlexception.aspx

its just loving dumb that Microsoft cant have some code based mechanism for telling you what the exception means without you having to google an integer.

Too bad Java's SQLException is still poo poo because drivers haven't been updated to support new fancy pants child classes of SQLException so it still uses those god drat integer return codes everywhere.

I know you are going to cry open sores, but the fact remains that Java got it wrong first and C# copied it.

# ? Feb 5, 2013 23:24

FamDav: Mar 29, 2008

WHOIS John Galt posted:

tef my transfer to munich got approved

you best believe i'm going to hound you to go out for drinks once i move from the states

isnt munich like not close to britain

# ? Feb 5, 2013 23:43

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

FamDav posted:

isnt munich like not close to britain

europe is really, really small, plus they have commie trains that will take you anywhere for free

# ? Feb 5, 2013 23:49

FamDav: Mar 29, 2008

prefect posted:

europe is really, really small, plus they have commie trains that will take you anywhere for free

"sw8 ill see you in 11 hours" said tef to Ayn Rand Fan99

# ? Feb 5, 2013 23:52

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

prefect posted:

europe is really, really small, plus they have commie trains that will take you anywhere for free

lol

# ? Feb 5, 2013 23:56

Catalyst-proof: May 11, 2011; better waste some time with you

whatever mans I want to visit england anywy

# ? Feb 6, 2013 00:04

FamDav: Mar 29, 2008

WHOIS John Galt posted:

whatever mans I want to visit england anywy

im just sayin hell never really love you

# ? Feb 6, 2013 00:05

Catalyst-proof: May 11, 2011; better waste some time with you

FamDav posted:

im just sayin hell never really love you

oh i know

but like vita sackville-west i am reduced to a thing that wants tef

# ? Feb 6, 2013 00:10

FamDav: Mar 29, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1OTWCd40bc

EDIT: :nws:

i guess

# ? Feb 6, 2013 00:11

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

WHOIS John Galt posted:

whatever mans I want to visit england anywy

yeah but does tef want to visit england

# ? Feb 6, 2013 00:21

pseudopresence: Mar 3, 2005; I want to get online...
I need a computer!

Elos posted:

hey shaggar is LUA a p-language?

Lua, it's not an acronym

WHOIS John Galt posted:

whatever mans I want to visit england anywy

Scotland, it's not England

# ? Feb 6, 2013 00:29

Catalyst-proof: May 11, 2011; better waste some time with you

WHATEVER

# ? Feb 6, 2013 00:38

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Fib posted:

Scotland, it's not England

they both own :swoon:

# ? Feb 6, 2013 01:15

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

Hard NOP Life posted:

Too bad Java's SQLException is still poo poo because drivers haven't been updated to support new fancy pants child classes of SQLException so it still uses those god drat integer return codes everywhere.

I know you are going to cry open sores, but the fact remains that Java got it wrong first and C# copied it.

yeah but Microsoft should fix it.

# ? Feb 6, 2013 01:39

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

Shaggar posted:

yeah but Microsoft should fix it.

they won't, it would break compatibility with all the legacy j-language programmers that are afraid of change

# ? Feb 6, 2013 01:41

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

j-nosaurs and p-langdactyls

# ? Feb 6, 2013 01:41

MeruFM: Jul 27, 2010

jquery programmers

# ? Feb 6, 2013 01:47

Squinty Applebottom: Jan 1, 2013

javascript is the future for client/server apps

# ? Feb 6, 2013 01:54

Viggen: Sep 10, 2010; by XyloJW

nurde.js

# ? Feb 6, 2013 01:54

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

i came across some ill poo poo today

basically

code:


my @newarray;
for (my $i = 1; $i > 51; $i++) {
$newarray[$i] = $oldarray[$i+1];
}
@oldarray = @newarray;

# ? Feb 6, 2013 01:56

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

what are you working on a card game

# ? Feb 6, 2013 02:02

SavageMessiah: Jan 28, 2009; Emotionally drained and spookified; Toilet Rascal

tef I watched your talke

a good talke :3:

# ? Feb 6, 2013 02:02

Dr. Honked: Jan 9, 2011; eat it you slaaaaaaag

Jonny 290 posted:

i came across some ill poo poo today

basically
code:
my @newarray;
for (my $i = 1; $i > 51; $i++) {
$newarray[$i] = $oldarray[$i+1];
}
@oldarray = @newarray;

that reminds me of a huge fagtard that i used to work with who refused to acknowledge the zeroth element of arrays because it "didn't make sense"

he used to turn up to work with hosed up knuckles from punching his wife

# ? Feb 6, 2013 03:13

Sapozhnik: Jan 2, 2005; Nap Ghost

So I just realised Maven can be used to set up a build goal that will download an embedded version of Tomcat, configure it, deploy your webapp into it, download and add a bunch of runtime dependencies to the classpath (independent of all that stuff that may or may not get packaged into the WAR itself), and set up all the JDBC connections and stuff. And this isn't even something that's particularly difficult to do or unusual.

End result, I deleted this gigantic manuscript from my project's quickstart guide about how to get all of Eclipse's ducks in a row to host all this poo poo and replaced it with two lines:

mvn sql:execute -pl buttstore-db
mvn tomcat7:run -am -pl buttstore-web

Current Maven status: owns loving bones

# ? Feb 6, 2013 03:31

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

ya mavens the best. I wish .net/vs had something similar.

# ? Feb 6, 2013 03:38

HORATIO HORNBLOWER: Sep 21, 2002; no ambition,
no talent,
no chance

yeah im pretty amazed by how awesome maven is

# ? Feb 6, 2013 04:07

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

FamDav posted:

isnt munich like not close to britain

it is only 1500 ~km away from me

it is only like the distance between LA and portland.

tef fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Feb 6, 2013

# ? Feb 6, 2013 04:34

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

tef posted:

it is only 1500 ~km away from me

it is only like the distance between LA and portland.

oh that's not too bad, nothing like us distances

# ? Feb 6, 2013 04:40

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

ala the old joke, we think 100 mi is a long distance and you think 100 years is a long time

# ? Feb 6, 2013 04:51

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

what's that I can't hear you over how old everything is over here

# ? Feb 6, 2013 04:55

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

WHOIS John Galt posted:

whatever mans I want to visit england anywy

enjoy england, it's ok to visit every now and again. i'm probably going next week to get drunk.

flying to where I am from where you'll be only costs ~300 USD return. meanwhile taking a train from where I am to london costs ~160 USD.

meanwhile, in 20 days I will be in san francisco for a month :q: