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Golden_Zucchini
May 16, 2007

Would you love if I was big as a whale, had a-
Oh wait. I still am.

Rixaxun posted:

This doesn't seem to have shown up, could you try resending it please?

Sent it again. Apparently Bold Robot changed you email address when he quoted you, so some random other person may have gotten the code, too.

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Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



Golden_Zucchini posted:

Sent it again. Apparently Bold Robot changed you email address when he quoted you, so some random other person may have gotten the code, too.

Yeah, I changed the email address in my quote in case he wanted to edit it out later.

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


I didn't see this posted, but I have bad eyes http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2013/02/05/hands-on-march-of-the-eagles/#more-141422

quote:

These ‘ideas’ act almost exactly like technology in other games, but with a clever twist – losing a large battle provides more idea points than winning one. Loss is a learning experience.
I like it

The Chad Jihad fucked around with this message at 01:41 on Feb 6, 2013

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010


That's pretty cool, hope they can balance it a bit, though, so losing doesn't become the best way to win.

From the same link, I just now noticed:

It's kinda blurry since RPS decided to use a really small screenshot but goddamn, leader portraits are in the game! Hopefully those make their way into EUIV as well. I'm a sucker for pointless little details like that.

edit: :siren: WOAH BIGGER NEWS, release date for March of the Eagles finally confirmed: 02/18/2013. Less than two weeks! :siren:

drat, I'm excited :)

Punished Chuck fucked around with this message at 01:51 on Feb 6, 2013

Rudi Starnberg
Jul 8, 2012

quote:

This leads to mayhem and mirth. France begins the game with land dominance and Napoleon’s Grand Armee poised to assault England, but because of its position of power, le petit caporal’s country is unlikely to win many friends. But, hey, England is the dominant naval power, needing only to grab Gibraltar and a few coastal territories to entrench its rule of the waves, so perhaps it’s best to let the two bleed each other dry.

Wait, Britain doesn't start with Gibraltar?

Fintilgin
Sep 29, 2004

Fintilgin sweeps!
Given this:

RPS posted:

The problem was this: March of the Eagles looks like a Paradox grand strategy game, it has been designed by the folks who make Paradox grand strategy games, but it’s a wargame. There are many choices to be made, some of which seem political or progressive, but they all serve one purpose – the recruitment of men (and horses), the picking of fights and the execution of large scale strategic manoeuvres.

My greatest pleasure is in the avoidance of war, whether by establishing myself as a useful trading partner or by stabbing those who would fight with my nation before the fight can begin. March of the Eagles does not care for men like me. It’s a compact version of Paradox’ usual fare, spanning decades rather than centuries, and that is in keeping with its focus on war. Despite that, this take on the Napoleonic Wars doesn’t have the complexity of Hearts of Iron, and the experience is much more like a stripped back Europa Universalis than a simulation of warfare.

and the fact that I have a distaste for multiplayer, I think MoE will, like Sengoku, be one of the very rare Paradox games I skip entirely.


I'd rather see something like Victoria, but spanning 1750 - 1901 or something like that. Skipping WW1, and focusing in instead on an opening game of colonial rebellions, dynamic rebellions for liberty in Europe, and a such. Then Hearts of Iron would be 1901 - 2001 and span the fall of the Victorian world, the rise of communism and fascism and a dynamic Cold War.

/if I made Paradox games.

Fintilgin fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Feb 6, 2013

V for Vegas
Sep 1, 2004

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Long interview with King on The Old Gods

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010



quote:

Do the playable pagans include the Aztecs from Sunset Invasion?

Yeah, the Aztecs will be playable


I really hope someone posts a Day 1 screenshot on the Paradox forums with a player run Aztecs as the Emperor of the HRE. Or Emperor of Byzantine. And then link the thread here, because I want to see the complaining.

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

quote:

But they’re[Zoroastrians] not getting any specific, new mechanics.

Well, we’ll see about that. There’s not many Zoroastrian rulers kicking about. So it’s down on our list. But we know our fans like the Zoroastrians. So we’ll see what we can do for them.

:ohdear: I'm personally far more interested in Zoroastrian than Norse pagans so it kinda sucks to hear they're low on the list. I know that there were no Zoroastrian Conquests or anything monumental like that but I'm hoping for some fun events and religion mechanics to make it interesting. Also,

quote:

I mean, you’ve got the Khazars out on the steppes, which I’ve read were actually Jews, essentially. But we decided not to add another religion again, because then we get sucked into giving them cool mechanics. And we felt, we’ll just make them pagan—Tengri pagan
t:mad:t drat it, the coolest thing about 876 was the Jewish Horde.


Overall I'm still really positive about this DLC and would preorder it at the first chance. I'm just a bit upset my favourite pagans are getting the least love and Tengri Khazars :(.

Nine of Eight
Apr 28, 2011


LICK IT OFF, AND PUT IT BACK IN
Dinosaur Gum

Riso posted:

The Fatherland one by chance?

Probably, although I'll confess that every time that guy talks, my brain goes into idle, because he is the most :spergin: non-sperg I know.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Nine of Eight posted:

Probably, although I'll confess that every time that guy talks, my brain goes into idle, because he is the most :spergin: non-sperg I know.

A "Fatherland" mod at least has the decency to be based on a novel that features a cold war between the United States (Which defeated Japan and is propping up what's left of the Soviet Union) and Nazi-occupied Europe, rather then someone going all Philip K. Dick on their own.

Dr. Video Games 0031
Jul 17, 2004

King seemed to not really know everything he was talking about. There was a lot of I-think-sos and maybes, with a healthy dose of "You'd have to ask this other guy."

From the announcement and dev posts on the forum, it sounded like they were wanting to do some cool stuff with Zoroastrians. Maybe that will only turn out to be a couple events. Or maybe King is way too poorly informed to make for a good interview subject. It's probably a little bit of both.

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe
The Khazars, by 867 had a Jewish Khagan, a partially-Judaized partially-Tengriist ruling class, and a mostly-Tengriist common population remarkably accepting of Jews, Christians, and Muslims alike, which doesn't strike me as that hard to model in a character-driven game like CK2. A Jewish ruler whose vassals are ~50/50 Tengriist and Jewish and whose provinces are Tengriist faith.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Yeah, I'm hoping for a lot of cool Zoroastrian stuff, that religion's always fascinated me. Does anyone know what the state of Persia in 867 was? A brief glance at Wiki says that it wasn't until the tenth century that Islam really replaced Zoroastrianism and that in most (but not all) parts of Iran Z's were basically allowed to live in peace as long as they paid the jizya, so hopefully that means there will be a lot of Z characters to choose from.

Basically I want to be like one of the retarded Byzantophiles on the P-dox forums, except with the Sassanid Empire instead.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
What I mean by alt. history tee hee is that everybody is making hilariously biased facts (People with Soviet Union flags especially) talking about how the US should have detailed collapse and civil war events, the USSR only broke up because of capitalists financing uprisings, that there was no real ethnic issues in the USSR, and people focusing on if Germany won a bit to early, I don't mind the last one but Jesus there are a few misguided communists on that forum.

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

If you want the USSR to be able to win in a game about the cold war, why wouldn't the US have events analogous to the collapse of the soviet union?

csm141
Jul 19, 2010

i care, i'm listening, i can help you without giving any advice
Pillbug
If I can round out a game of East vs West by turning the Northeast into a socialist rogue state then invade the South with Soviet blessing while Margaret Thatcher ineffectually smuggles arms in through the Texan Authority, then it will be the greatest game ever.

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go

Patter Song posted:

The Khazars, by 867 had a Jewish Khagan, a partially-Judaized partially-Tengriist ruling class, and a mostly-Tengriist common population remarkably accepting of Jews, Christians, and Muslims alike, which doesn't strike me as that hard to model in a character-driven game like CK2. A Jewish ruler whose vassals are ~50/50 Tengriist and Jewish and whose provinces are Tengriist faith.

I feel I should recommend this book by Michael Chabon: http://www.amazon.com/Gentlemen-Road-A-Tale-Adventure/dp/0345502078

Its two main characters are an Ethiopian Jew and an Ashkenazi Jew, who are best buddies and basically adventurers, and takes place mainly in Khazaria in the 800s.

Farecoal fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Feb 6, 2013

PBJ
Oct 10, 2012

Grimey Drawer
So the mod Napoleon's Legacy for V2 can lead to some pretty strange scenarios. I still have no idea how Cuba got there.

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...
To be fair, there's loving awesome alt-history like a new American Civil War between the USA, the CSA, the California Republic, New England, a Native American nation etc. Then there's dumb alt-history like "The only reason the USSR might have had instability is capitalists backing rebels. There was no ethnic problems for the USSR." which is just boring to have a super stable giant and inaccurate.

fermun
Nov 4, 2009

WeaponGradeSadness posted:

Yeah, I'm hoping for a lot of cool Zoroastrian stuff, that religion's always fascinated me. Does anyone know what the state of Persia in 867 was? A brief glance at Wiki says that it wasn't until the tenth century that Islam really replaced Zoroastrianism and that in most (but not all) parts of Iran Z's were basically allowed to live in peace as long as they paid the jizya, so hopefully that means there will be a lot of Z characters to choose from.

Basically I want to be like one of the retarded Byzantophiles on the P-dox forums, except with the Sassanid Empire instead.

The nobility was almost all Muslim. There were too many connections to be made from being Muslim that the nobility converted almost immediately. The nobility who didn't were mostly connected to the priest structure. What Wiki seems to be saying is the populace stayed mostly Zoroastrian. CK2 models only the nobility so it'd still be a more rare event to have a Zoroastrian noble.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Stairmaster posted:

If you want the USSR to be able to win in a game about the cold war, why wouldn't the US have events analogous to the collapse of the soviet union?
Yeah, the prospect I worry about with EvW is that it will be too deterministic, with the Soviet Union doomed either to collapse or to 'reform' into liberal democratic capitalism. Like the old Crisis in the Kremlin game. And for me, that doesn't really appeal at all - for it to be a decent game at all, either side should have a decent shot at winning. That does imply that there should be events for an American collapse.

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

quote:

Are there any changes being made to model the nomadic people who were around at that time? There was a lot of migration going on, a lot of tribes that just up and left where they were between 867 and 1066. It wasn’t just an issue of conquering more stuff, they left the old lands behind.

That’s something, obviously. We call it “The Hungarian Question.” Which is, “How do we get the Hungarians from their home right now, in Western Ukraine, into Hungary?” So it’s something that we know about, and we’re probably going to do a bit of iteration, and trial and error, on that one. We definitely want nomads to move.

Interesting to see that Paradox has been having essentially the same discussion this thread did. (The Hungarian Problem being essentially the Migration Period problem writ small.) I'm very excited to see what they do to solve it! The Hungarians, "Scourge of Europe, ravaging from Poland to Spain!" has always been an appealing image to me, because it's so incongruous in context of their later history. (It's especially an amusing contrast to the Hungarian lords huddled in their castles as the Mongols pillage their lands.)

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Strudel Man posted:

Yeah, the prospect I worry about with EvW is that it will be too deterministic, with the Soviet Union doomed either to collapse or to 'reform' into liberal democratic capitalism. Like the old Crisis in the Kremlin game. And for me, that doesn't really appeal at all - for it to be a decent game at all, either side should have a decent shot at winning. That does imply that there should be events for an American collapse.

Outside of war, an Eastern Bloc victory would probably involve placating China to keep them on-board, lightening your grip on Hungary, Czechoslovakia, etc., and somehow driving the United States back into isolation, or even bringing sympathetic elements to power.

Honestly, half the reason I want this game to work out is so the Kaiserreich team looks into it. I want a Mitteleuropa-International Cold War, dammit!

Jabarto
Apr 7, 2007

I could do with your...assistance.

DrProsek posted:

To be fair, there's loving awesome alt-history like a new American Civil War between the USA, the CSA, the California Republic, New England, a Native American nation etc. Then there's dumb alt-history like "The only reason the USSR might have had instability is capitalists backing rebels. There was no ethnic problems for the USSR." which is just boring to have a super stable giant and inaccurate.

Do you know of any other good alt-history ideas? I'm kind of intrigued by the genre (both in EU3, now that I've tried some modded scenarios, and in general) but it seems like most of them are basically "What if Hitler/Churchill/Stalin got hit by a bus/had never been born/autoerotically asphyxiated himself?". I'd like to see some that are actually well thought-out (and I'd loving love it if they didn't involve either of the World Wars in some way).

PBJ
Oct 10, 2012

Grimey Drawer

Kavak posted:

Outside of war, an Eastern Bloc victory would probably involve placating China to keep them on-board, lightening your grip on Hungary, Czechoslovakia, etc., and somehow driving the United States back into isolation, or even bringing sympathetic elements to power.

Honestly, half the reason I want this game to work out is so the Kaiserreich team looks into it. I want a Mitteleuropa-International Cold War, dammit!

Wasn't there a supposed "canon" post-war map that more or less divided the world between a victorious CSA and Germany? I swear I remember reading about that somewhere on the forums.

edit: Found it!

PBJ fucked around with this message at 05:42 on Feb 6, 2013

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

PBJ posted:

So the mod Napoleon's Legacy for V2 can lead to some pretty strange scenarios. I still have no idea how Cuba got there.



Well since spain starts in Cuba, they must've reconquered spain from napoleonic spain, then proceeded to form cuba.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


PBJ posted:

Wasn't there a supposed "canon" post-war map that more or less divided the world between a victorious CSA and Germany? I swear I remember reading about that somewhere on the forums.

edit: Found it!

I like this, I like it a lot! Problem is the Kaiserreich developers have said they don't want to make a "canon" outcome to their mod, though that may be changing.

sum
Nov 15, 2010

Kavak posted:

Outside of war, an Eastern Bloc victory would probably involve placating China to keep them on-board, lightening your grip on Hungary, Czechoslovakia, etc., and somehow driving the United States back into isolation, or even bringing sympathetic elements to power.

Honestly, half the reason I want this game to work out is so the Kaiserreich team looks into it. I want a Mitteleuropa-International Cold War, dammit!

I'd imagine if the Soviets would have established a firm grip on the Middle East, avoided invasions of, say, Afghanistan, and didn't pour money out of the civilian sector into the military one they could have very easily avoided a collapse if not eventually emerged as the victors of the Cold War. Hopefully the simulation is flexible enough to allow economic routes to victory.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Jabarto posted:

Do you know of any other good alt-history ideas? I'm kind of intrigued by the genre (both in EU3, now that I've tried some modded scenarios, and in general) but it seems like most of them are basically "What if Hitler/Churchill/Stalin got hit by a bus/had never been born/autoerotically asphyxiated himself?". I'd like to see some that are actually well thought-out (and I'd loving love it if they didn't involve either of the World Wars in some way).

Well I used to read Harry Turtledove books, they don't all have to do with the world wars (some involve the US Civil War for instance :rolleyes:) and they're not really 'good' but can be entertaining. For instance, How Few Remain is about a second war between the CSA and the US in the 1880s that involves disgraced former president Lincoln becoming a socialist, Teddy Roosevelt and the Rough Riders invading Canada, and awkward Mark Twain sex scenes.

I've also read a short story once where JFK survived the assassination attempt and lived for a few more decades as a mentally damaged manchild, which was a thing.

Mantis42 fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Feb 6, 2013

V for Vegas
Sep 1, 2004

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Jabarto posted:

Do you know of any other good alt-history ideas? I'm kind of intrigued by the genre (both in EU3, now that I've tried some modded scenarios, and in general) but it seems like most of them are basically "What if Hitler/Churchill/Stalin got hit by a bus/had never been born/autoerotically asphyxiated himself?". I'd like to see some that are actually well thought-out (and I'd loving love it if they didn't involve either of the World Wars in some way).

There's always Churchill's own article If Lee had not won the battle of Gettysburg

Kainser
Apr 27, 2010

O'er the sea from the north
there sails a ship
With the people of Hel
at the helm stands Loki
After the wolf
do wild men follow

Jabarto posted:

Do you know of any other good alt-history ideas? I'm kind of intrigued by the genre (both in EU3, now that I've tried some modded scenarios, and in general) but it seems like most of them are basically "What if Hitler/Churchill/Stalin got hit by a bus/had never been born/autoerotically asphyxiated himself?". I'd like to see some that are actually well thought-out (and I'd loving love it if they didn't involve either of the World Wars in some way).
This one is pretty good if you have a lot of spare time. Dystopic slaveholding USA stretching from pole to pole:patriot:

I also like this one and this one

Kainser fucked around with this message at 06:53 on Feb 6, 2013

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

i poo poo trains posted:

I'd imagine if the Soviets would have established a firm grip on the Middle East, avoided invasions of, say, Afghanistan, and didn't pour money out of the civilian sector into the military one they could have very easily avoided a collapse if not eventually emerged as the victors of the Cold War. Hopefully the simulation is flexible enough to allow economic routes to victory.


http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/content.php?1270-East-vs.-West-Developer-Diary-3-The-Art-Of-The-Cold-War

I have my doubts we will see a good deal of felixibility in economics.

Jabarto posted:

Do you know of any other good alt-history ideas? I'm kind of intrigued by the genre (both in EU3, now that I've tried some modded scenarios, and in general) but it seems like most of them are basically "What if Hitler/Churchill/Stalin got hit by a bus/had never been born/autoerotically asphyxiated himself?". I'd like to see some that are actually well thought-out (and I'd loving love it if they didn't involve either of the World Wars in some way).

"If X won $BIG_WAR" is a good starting point for most alt-history because of how easy it is to radically change the political, economic, religious, cultural, etc. map of the world by having one nation win a war against another. In particular a lot of alt-historical fiction I've noticed is about "What if Germany won WWII" which is just the most played out topic for me so a simple scenario like that for EvW would be boring to me but Kaiserreich as I understand has more to it than that so I may look at the Kaiserreich alt scenario.

The Years of Rice and Salt is a book that sort of does things different, in it the Black Plague kills so much of Europe's population that the mainland becomes a no man's land and India, the Middle East, and Eastern Asia rise to world powers instead of Europeans.

burnishedfume fucked around with this message at 07:13 on Feb 6, 2013

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight

Jabarto posted:

Do you know of any other good alt-history ideas? I'm kind of intrigued by the genre (both in EU3, now that I've tried some modded scenarios, and in general) but it seems like most of them are basically "What if Hitler/Churchill/Stalin got hit by a bus/had never been born/autoerotically asphyxiated himself?". I'd like to see some that are actually well thought-out (and I'd loving love it if they didn't involve either of the World Wars in some way).

http://althistory.wikia.com/wiki/Pac_Never_Got_Shot

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling




That's one of the ones I was going to link to :haw:

The other one I would recommend is Reds! which involves a USA which fails to mollify growing worker discontent in the early part of the 20th century.

V for Vegas
Sep 1, 2004

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Nonsense! Pac would never represent the East Coast!

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


But we all know that Tupac is alive and well in Serbia!

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

This is a vanilla HOI3 problem as well, but it annoys me that in the midst of all the other stylized UI elements, the FONT is still so plain and basic. It sticks out like a sore thumb compared to how the typesetting flows well with the rest of Paradox's games.

Orv
May 4, 2011
I like the casual assumption that as a Pagan you'll naturally be reuniting the Roman Empire without a second though. Oh Paradox forums, do you ever think of anything but ye olde Byzantium? :allears:

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James Garfield
May 5, 2012
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Orv posted:

I like the casual assumption that as a Pagan you'll naturally be reuniting the Roman Empire without a second though. Oh Paradox forums, do you ever think of anything but ye olde Byzantium? :allears:

I see no problem with playing as some Komi guy with the ultimate goal of reuniting Rome. I just don't understand why you would want to restore Roman paganism as a Komi emperor when you could instead turn the Mediterranean Suomenusko.

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