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penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

Dick Trauma posted:

I was in Hollywood this morning and noticed this poster. The movie is from 1933 so it's not surprising that Dr. Yen is played by a Dane named Nils Asther but I was surprised that Barbara Stanwyck is drawn in a see through gown and yes, you can see her nipples.



The Bitter Tea of General Yen is great, don't knock it. And pre-code posters were ALL ABOUT see-through dresses.


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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

What was the new marvelous screen technique?

EDIT: Maybe it was nude-o-vision.

EDIT EDIT: Hey, Vargas drew that poster! :haw:

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
See-Through-O-Vision

penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

Dick Trauma posted:

What was the new marvelous screen technique?

It was one of the first movies to be told through flashbacks.

leokitty
Apr 5, 2005

I live. I die. I live again.
Bitter Tea owns but it's not even Stanwyck's best film from 1933 :colbert:.

No see through dress on the poster, though

penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

leokitty posted:

Bitter Tea owns but it's not even Stanwyck's best film from 1933 :colbert:.

No see through dress on the poster, though



Baby Face belongs to Theresa Harris.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

leokitty posted:

Bitter Tea owns but it's not even Stanwyck's best film from 1933 :colbert:.

No see through dress on the poster, though

Then how can it be best anything? :colbert:

leokitty
Apr 5, 2005

I live. I die. I live again.

penismightier posted:

Baby Face belongs to Theresa Harris.

She is making that knowing face at this post.

penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

leokitty posted:

She is making that knowing face at this post.

The real Baby Face of the title, though, is young John Wayne laying some sick game all over the place. Basically Baby Face is the best film.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Bunohan: Return to Murder is coming to the US on VOD and digital platforms, and the poster and trailer are already selling it too much as an action movie.



While there are a couple of muay thai fights and several people getting murdered, the movie is more about the personal conflicts of the 3 brothers that are the main characters. In other words, lots of talking. That said, it is a bit like Bullet To The Head and Jack Reacher in that it's all really about real estate. It also gets pretty surreal at times; there's a 'crocodile spirit' lady, and the beginning apparently breaks the 4th wall.

I think I like the 'pile of skulls' poster better.


Of course, when it was in cinemas in Malaysia they used this one:

I do like that each brother is holding something relevant to their professions, and the antagonist is the only one looking away from the viewer.

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

After seeing The League of Gentlemen over the free Criterion weekend I got to say it has an amazing poster. There's something terrifyingly Orwellian about the stylized bowler, gas mask and sten gun:



I also finally appreciate the skewering that Pelham 123 gives to the whole concept of 'military raid' robberies against civilians. The British military mastermind Mr. Blue has to be a send up of the colonel's meticulous plan in League.

penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

Terrifying Effigies posted:

After seeing The League of Gentlemen over the free Criterion weekend I got to say it has an amazing poster. There's something terrifyingly Orwellian about the stylized bowler, gas mask and sten gun:



I also finally appreciate the skewering that Pelham 123 gives to the whole concept of 'military raid' robberies against civilians. The British military mastermind Mr. Blue has to be a send up of the colonel's meticulous plan in League.

Wow, I've never even heard of this one. That's a beautiful poster.

Sheldrake
Jul 19, 2006

~pettin in the park~

Dick Trauma posted:

I was in Hollywood this morning and noticed this poster. The movie is from 1933 so it's not surprising that Dr. Yen is played by a Dane named Nils Asther but I was surprised that Barbara Stanwyck is drawn in a see through gown and yes, you can see her nipples.



... were you in my house?! I have this on my wall, with the matte and everything.

Other cool early 1930's posters:





























:nws:





Also, Penismightier is right, Baby Face is awesome. Watch it!

tliil
Jan 13, 2013
Now this, this is a poster.

I sort of like the really wordy posters though. I guess it makes me feel like people were less cynical then because they hadn't perfected the art of advertising.

Jasta
Apr 13, 2012

Sheldrake posted:

... were you in my house?! I have this on my wall, with the matte and everything.

Other cool early 1930's posters:





Also, Penismightier is right, Baby Face is awesome. Watch it!

These are two of my favourite posters. Nice picks!

penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

Arsene Lupine, 1932




The Island of Lost Souls, 1932

Sheldrake
Jul 19, 2006

~pettin in the park~
Still gotta watch Lupine, but I love those posters. Also, speaking of Kathleen Burke:



She won a talent show to get her role in Island of Lost Souls, as they wanted to cast an unknown to make her seem more exotic; her subsequent career capitalized on that Panther Woman publicity.

Sheldrake fucked around with this message at 05:16 on Feb 20, 2013

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
Something a little different... this French poster for Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory:



This poster is amazing, and the more I stare at it the more I love it.

penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

Sheldrake posted:

Still gotta watch Lupine, but I love those posters. Also, speaking of Kathleen Burke:



This is another movie that loving OWNS BONES, for the record.

Tewratomeh posted:

Something a little different... this French poster for Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory:



This poster is amazing, and the more I stare at it the more I love it.

This is beautiful.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
That Western Front poster is amazing. Incredibly intense.

FAKE EDIT: I love that Wonka poster.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
I'm struggling to decide what my favorite element of that Willy Wonka poster is, and I think it might be Violet eating the comically large sausages.

Terminal Entropy
Dec 26, 2012

Tewratomeh posted:

Something a little different... this French poster for Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory:



This poster is amazing, and the more I stare at it the more I love it.

If they used that in the States, I bet there would have been a hell of a lot more ticket sales. :lsd:

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

penismightier posted:

This is another movie that loving OWNS BONES, for the record.

Is it pre-code? I remember that movie being pretty nutso, don't they kill a snake or something in it?

leokitty
Apr 5, 2005

I live. I die. I live again.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Is it pre-code? I remember that movie being pretty nutso, don't they kill a snake or something in it?

Yeah, it came out in 1933 (a really good year for movies).

e: I love this poster because it shows you how much Miriam Hopkins owns

leokitty fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Feb 20, 2013

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Another highlight that I remember from that is that the bad guy straight up throws his wife into a pit of alligators. It doesn't try to cheat you with a good title, that's for sure.

penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Another highlight that I remember from that is that the bad guy straight up throws his wife into a pit of alligators. It doesn't try to cheat you with a good title, that's for sure.

Don't forget the first scene, which is still grueling as hell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbS82BEgo_E

Sheldrake
Jul 19, 2006

~pettin in the park~

penismightier posted:

Don't forget the first scene, which is still grueling as hell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbS82BEgo_E

Yee-ha, this just jumped up high on my 'To Watch' list.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Haha, man that is some EC Comics poo poo. The Hayes Code was really a blessing and a curse, wasn't it?

penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Haha, man that is some EC Comics poo poo. The Hayes Code was really a blessing and a curse, wasn't it?

I wouldn't've minded another 5 pre-Code years.

ClydeUmney
May 13, 2004

One can hardly ignore the Taoist implications of "Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling."

edit: wrong thread

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

penismightier posted:

Arsene Lupine, 1932



So that's what they were copying in "The Artist", cool.

That wonka poster is mega :catdrugs:.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




She looks more chill than wild to me.

Leper Residue
Sep 28, 2003

To where no dog has gone before.

Sheldrake posted:

... were you in my house?! I have this on my wall, with the matte and everything.

Other cool early 1930's posters:




Amazon has a version of this poster for sale, but it's not tinted red. And honestly the red makes it that much better. I found a small copy, 11x17, but I want a real sized version. Anyone know where I can get a copy?

Edit: Actually, any of these recent posters, a link to get them would be awesome.

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.

Leper Residue posted:

Amazon has a version of this poster for sale, but it's not tinted red. And honestly the red makes it that much better. I found a small copy, 11x17, but I want a real sized version. Anyone know where I can get a copy?

Edit: Actually, any of these recent posters, a link to get them would be awesome.

http://www.moviepostershop.com/all-quiet-on-the-western-front-movie-poster-1930
Here you go.

Also that site probably has the others too.

Leper Residue
Sep 28, 2003

To where no dog has gone before.

That's actually the 11x17 copy I was talking about. I was hoping for a bit bigger. The movie posters I have now seem to be 22x34 or so and was hoping for something like that.

Edit: Nevermind, found it in the bottom section, thanks!

Hewlett
Mar 4, 2005

"DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!"

Also, drink
and watch movies.
That's fun too.

Can I just say that this is one of the best/prettiest pages I've read on the forums? I want every single one of these posters.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
The place I was at had alot of these old posters but most of them were dull. Next time I'm there I'll see if there are any other good ones.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

The MSJ posted:

Bunohan: Return to Murder is coming to the US on VOD and digital platforms, and the poster and trailer are already selling it too much as an action movie.



While there are a couple of muay thai fights and several people getting murdered, the movie is more about the personal conflicts of the 3 brothers that are the main characters. In other words, lots of talking. That said, it is a bit like Bullet To The Head and Jack Reacher in that it's all really about real estate. It also gets pretty surreal at times; there's a 'crocodile spirit' lady, and the beginning apparently breaks the 4th wall.

I think I like the 'pile of skulls' poster better.


Of course, when it was in cinemas in Malaysia they used this one:

I do like that each brother is holding something relevant to their professions, and the antagonist is the only one looking away from the viewer.

I saw this a couple of years ago at the Toronto Film Festival and holy christ was I mad that this wasn't actually an action film. The trailer was also cut together to make it look like Ong Bak 4, but it turned out that the action sequences in the trailer were literally all the action in the movie. I probably would've liked it more if I'd known what it was going in, but I left feeling angry. Thanks, Marketing Department!

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
I watched Ong Bak 3 while terribly hung over and I felt like I was having a stroke. What a terrible movie.

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Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

flashy_mcflash posted:

I saw this a couple of years ago at the Toronto Film Festival and holy christ was I mad that this wasn't actually an action film. The trailer was also cut together to make it look like Ong Bak 4, but it turned out that the action sequences in the trailer were literally all the action in the movie. I probably would've liked it more if I'd known what it was going in, but I left feeling angry. Thanks, Marketing Department!

Exactly the same thing with Valhalla Rising. I'd probably love the film if I wasn't expecting a hardcore gorefest like all the advertising promised.



Look at that! gently caress yeah! Let me just get all the lads around for a piss up and some violent, testosterone driven anarch... Oh, oh wait...

And it wasn't just the DVD cover, it was the adverts too. Showing pretty much all the fight scenes and not hinting at the hour or so 7 fellas sit off in a boat and talk about god.

I do need to watch it again, mind. As I say I'd probably love it.

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