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Idaho Potatoes PR @IdahoPotatoesPR We're BAAAAAACKKK! Comrades. Home City: Moscow, ID Home Field: Kibbie Dome (Renamed Kingdome) Teams used: 1926 St. Louis Cardinals (4), 1955 Detroit Tigers (3), 1976 Houston Astros (2), 2003 Colorado Rockies (1) ROSTER 1926 ST. LOUIS CARDINALS 2B Rogers Hornsby C Bob O'Farrell LF Ray Blades SP Pete Alexander RP Hi Bell P Syl Johnson P Jesse Haines IF Jim Bottomley OF Chick Hafey 1955 DETROIT TIGERS 3B Ray Boone RF Al Kaline SS Harvey Kuenn SP Jim Bunning SP Frank Lary RP Billy Hoeft 1976 HOUSTON ASTROS CF Cesar Cedeno SP J.R. Richard RP Ken Forsch RP Joe Sambito P Larry Dierker RP Joe Niekro 2003 COLORADO ROCKIES 1B Todd Helton IF Mark Bellhorn RP Brian Fuentes OF Larry Walker P Justin Speier DRAFT PICKS OF 1964 Mickey Mantle SP 1964 Whitey Ford IF 2004 Miguel Tejada (welp) C 2011 Miguel Montero LINEUPS * = bats left handed # = Switch vs Both w/ DH 1) CF Mickey Mantle 2) SS Harvey Kuenn 3) DH Jim Bottomley* 4) 2B Rogers Hornsby 5) RF Al Kaline 6) 1B Todd Helton* 7) LF Ray Blades 8) 3B Ray Boone 9) C Bob O'Farrell/Miguel Montero vs Both w/o DH 1) CF Mickey Mantle 2) SS Harvey Kuenn 3) 1B Jim Bottomley* 4) 2B Rogers Hornsby 5) RF Al Kaline 6) LF Ray Blades 7) 3B Ray Boone 8) C Bob O'Farrell/Miguel Montero 9) (Pitcher) Bench Whichever C isn't playing 1B Todd Helton* if playing vs DH IF Mark Bellhorn OF Cesar Cedeno OF Larry Walker IF Miguel Tejada PITCHING Starting Rotation Pete Alexander Jim Bunning J.R. Richard Whitey Ford (Personal Catcher Montero) Larry Dierker Bullpen CL Brian Fuentes SU Joe Sambito SR Hi Bell SR Ken Forsch MR Billy Hoeft LR Jesse Haines Minors P Joe Niekro P Syl Johnson P Lary Frank P Justin Speier SLIDERS All at +0 still.
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We are the Jobbers, Jobbin' Crew Jobbin' on down, losin' to you. We're so bad, we ain't no good. Losin' the games that we know we should. You know we're just jobbin' for fun. Losin' our games to everyone. You know we're always in trouble, but we're just here to do the Superleague Shuffle! Team name: Jacksonville Jobbers Home City: Jacksonville, Vermont. Home Stadium: THE JOBBERDOME~! Use the Rogers Centre for this. Dome should always be closed. Too bad we can't simulate the lights in BBMogul, as we should be playing in dimmed lights much like Madison Square Garden wrestling events during the 1980s. Dimensions if needed: Left Field Line - 328 feet Left-Centre Power Alley - 375 feet Centre Field - 400 feet Right-Centre Power Alley - 375 feet Right Field Line - 328 feet Artificial turf, medium foul grounds. Medium everything! Medium pizza! DH Preference: Nope Teams: 1993 Florida Marlins(1) 1968 Chicago White Sox(1) 1995 Baltimore Orioles(2) 2008 New York Mets(3) 1972 Minnesota Twins(2) 1965 Washington Senators(1) ================================ Backstory time? No? Too bad! You're getting one! : Uh.. whew. drat, it's Super League time. gently caress! I must have puked all over my favorite white sports coat. It's the only thing I ever wear anymore. All these Super League teams, I'm freakin' broke. I'm runnin' out of the drugs and booze Jon Lackey left behind when he went to gently caress off in outer space or something. Dude knew how to party, I tell ya what. Okay, let's get down to business. Lemme open up my laptop here, and.. *DING* YOU GOT MAIL! : An email? Lemme read it! doesn't look like one of those Nigerian things I always fall for. : Greetings coach! You hired me last night to manage your base ball team! I suppose introductions are in order. I am Cory Ledesma, probably the biggest wrestling and baseball fan you ever met! I was in charge of the WWE series of games for THQ, even overseeing the remake of the arcade classic "The Grapplefest". Are you a fan of wrestling? That Jeff Swaggart guy, I tell you he's a bad dude with attitude. I hope The Under Taker gives him the Attitude Adjuster at The Wrestling Mania 28 to run his record to 24-0! : .... : Anyway, below is the roster and line up you told me to create while you were in a drugged out stupor last night. It's gonna take you to the top, you will finally beat those nasty Madison Mudholes with this roster! Armitage looks over the rest of this email : The gently caress's this poo poo? I'm gonna fix this drat roster myself. Several hours later : So many drat things wrong! AAAAAAAA!!! 1) 10 men lineups, the #1 spot in the lineup is listed twice. No #2 man 2) 5 man rotation, which is fine, except Ledesma listed two #1 pitchers and no #2 pitcher 3) He refers to Marauder as "Mary Marauder", and wonders if "she has a Twitster account" 4) He has "Snuggles Stirnweiss" in three positions in the lineup, and in the rotation 5) He has three players and a pitcher in left field. 6) He lists our "Cecil Fielder" as "Ken Griffin" 7) He calls the team itself "The Jacksonville Jaguars" 8) At the end of the sliders he writes: I wish there was an OMG moment slider. Set that poo poo to max! "Whoo hoo! You know it!" : I'm going to kill that bastard. Now that everything is fixed, Smasher will probably kill me less than he usually does. Called up from Development: C Darrell Porter - 1975 Milwaukee Brewers (trade with Burma Imperialists) C Ramon Hernandez - 2004 San Diego Padres (gift from Marauder) RF Mel Ott - 1934 New York Giants CF Ken Griffey Jr - 1990 Seattle Mariners 2B Snuffy Stirnweiss - 1945 New York Yankees RP Dennis Eckersley - 1984 Chicago Cubs/Boston Red Sox Wished well in their future endeavors: CF Carlos Beltran - 2008 New York Mets (trade with Burma Imperialists) C Brian Schneider - 2008 New York Mets (Third wellness violation!) 3B Ken McMullen - 1965 Washington Senators (Creative has nothing for him.) LF Brady Anderson - 1995 Baltimore Orioles (Contract expired, signed with TNA.) LF Jeff Conine - 1993 Florida Marlins (bitched too much about his push on YouTube) RP Joe Smith - 2008 New York Mets (less moves than the Great Khali) 30 Man Roster! C Chris Hoiles - 1995 Baltimore Orioles 1B Rafael Palmeiro - 1995 Baltimore Orioles 2B Rod Carew - 1972 Minnesota Twins 3B David Wright - 2008 New York Mets SS Jose Reyes - 2008 New York Mets LF Tony Oliva - 1972 Minnesota Twins CF Ken Griffey Jr - 1990 Seattle Mariners RF Mel Ott - 1934 New York Giants Bench OF Gary Sheffield - 1993 Florida Marlins Bench 1B Harmon Killebrew - 1972 Minnesota Twins Bench 2B Snuffy Stirnweiss - 1945 New York Yankees Bench LF Frank Howard - 1965 Washington Senators Bench SS Cal Ripken - 1995 Baltimore Orioles Bench C Darrell Porter - 1975 Milwaukee Brewers SP Tommy John - 1968 Chicago White Sox SP Mike Mussina - 1995 Baltimore Orioles SP Kevin Brown - 1995 Baltimore Orioles SP Johan Santana - 2008 New York Mets SP Bert Blyleveln - 1972 Minnesota Twins RP Dennis Eckersley - 1984 Chicago Cubs/Boston Red Sox RP Bob Locker - 1968 Chicago White Sox RP Billy Wagner - 2008 New York Mets RP Robb Nen - 1993 Florida Marlins RP Trevor Hoffman - 1993 Florida Marlins RP Wilbur Wood - 1968 Chicago White Sox AAA C Ramon Hernandez - 2004 San Diego Padres AAA 1B Carlos Delgado - 2008 New York Mets AAA SP Jim Kaat - 1972 Minnesota Twins AAA SP Pete Reichert - 1965 Washington Senators AAA RP Pedro Feliciano - 2008 New York Mets Personal Catcher: Darrell Porter is personal catcher for Johan Santana and Tommy John. Platoon action! Lineups: Vs. lefties 1. 2B Rod Carew 2. CF Ken Griffey Jr. 3. RF Mel Ott 4. 1B Harmon Killebrew 5. LF Frank Howard 6. 3B David Wright 7. SS Cal Ripken Jr 8. C Chris Hoiles 9. Pitcher Spot vs. righties 1. SS Jose Reyes 2. CF Ken Griffey Jr. 3. RF Mel Ott 4. 1B Rafael Palmeiro 5. 2B Rod Carew 6. 3B David Wright 7. LF Tony Oliva 8. C Chris Hoiles 9. Pitcher Spot vs. lefties w/ DH (just in case) 1. 2B Rod Carew 2. CF Ken Griffey Jr. 3. RF Mel Ott 4. 1B Harmon Killebrew 5. LF Frank Howard 6. 3B David Wright 7. DH Rafael Palmeiro 8. SS Cal Ripken Jr. 9. C Chris Hoiles vs. righties w/ DH (just in case) 1. SS Jose Reyes 2. 2B Rod Carew 3. RF Mel Ott 4. 1B Rafael Palmeiro 5. CF Ken Griffey Jr. 6. 3B David Wright 7. DH Frank Howard 8. LF Tony Oliva 9. C Chris Hoiles Rotation: 1. Bert Blyleven 2. Mike Mussina 3. Kevin Brown 4. Johan Santana 5. Tommy John Closer: Billy Wagner Setup: Dennis Eckersley Short Relief: Trevor Hoffman Short Relief: Bob Locker Middle Relief: Robb Nen Long Relief: Wilbur Wood Strategy: Hit and Run: +1 Sacrifice Bunt: -3 Squeeze Play: -2 Trying for extra bases: +2 Stealing Bases: +2 Aggressively Tagging Up: +1 Pitch Outs (to prevent stolen bases): 0 Giving Intentional Walks: +1 Pitching Around Good Hitters: -1 Bringing the Infield In: 0 Guarding the Lines: 0 Making Cutoff Throws: +2 Bringing in Pinch Hitters: +1 Bringing in Pinch Runners: 0 Bringing in Defensive Replacements: +1 Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: 0 Letting pitchers pitch through trouble: +1 Letting Pitchers rack up high pitch counts: +1 : Yeah we're pretty much hosed. See you in the Gauntlet! Armitage fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Feb 27, 2013 |
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Just realized my roster post had Parrish listed as Perry's personal catcher even though Perry is no longer in my rotation. Change that to make him Lee's personal catcher.
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The Life-Changing, World-Altering, Mind-Shattering Super-League IX Preview: Norris-Smythe Division Time for more loving previews. To recap for those who are new to the thread, 'good' in the Super-League is a relative term. For example, Roger Maris was one of the best players in baseball in the early '60s. In the Super-League, he's just another guy. So, to judge how good teams are, the only sensible thing to do is measuring them against each other. Let's get to it. Catcher 1. '30 Gabby Hartnett/'99 Mike Pizza (RYL) 2. '27 Mickey Cochrane (WAL) 3. '79 Ted Simmons (HRV) 4. '82 Ted Simmons (SLA) 5. '26 Bob O'Farrell/'11 Miguel Montero (IDA) The Cultists have the best hitters by a fairly decent margin, and since none of these guys are really great defensive catchers, that puts them in the lead. I also like Cochrane, but he can't play everyday, and his backup is Jim Sundberg, who was considered a bad hitter in the real world, let alone the Super-League. Between the two Simmons, I'll take the younger model, who had a better chance of staying healthy and being decent behind the plate. The O'Farrell/Montero platoon is making the best of a bad situation, but it's still a bad situation. First Baseman 1. '27 Jimmie Foxx (WAL) 2. '09 Albert Pujols (RYL) 3. '99 John Olerud (SLA) 4. '03 Todd Helton (IDA) 5. '79 Keith Hernandez (HRV) Foxx is just a bit better than Pujols, I think, especially since he's a bit younger. But it's a very slight difference, and one that random chance might flip in practice. Still, I like Foxx a little better. I put Olerud in front of Helton because the W's play in a much easier park for left-handed hitters. I'm sure that Rockies fans everywhere can appreciate the irony there. Keith Hernandez is probably pretty close to the level of the other two, but doesn't have the power of Helton, or the stadium of Olerud. Second Baseman 1. '02 Nap Lajoie (HRV) 2. '26 Rogers Hornsby (IDA) 3. '86 Lou Whitaker (SLA) 4. '30 Rogers Hornsby/'98 Craig Biggio (RYL) 5. '27 Eddie Collins/'85 Bobby Grich (WAL) Lajoie and Hornsby are close, and I guess I don't have a lot to justify this preference other than Mogul doesn't really seem to think that Hornsby is much more than a mid-range slugger, and since he isn't quite elite at taking walks, I guess I'd rather have Nap, who is almost always decent with the bat. But it's close. I can already hear CthulhuDreams complaining that Hornsby should be ranked above Whitaker, but Whitaker is much, much better defensively, and is a left-hander in a park that boosts left-handed hitting. Old Hornsby may or may not be able to go the entire season without breaking down, and Biggio has been disappointing in the Super-League. Eddie Collins is 40, Bobby Grich is 36, and that platoon is essentially a race to the Disabled List. Third Baseman 1. '64 Ron Santo (RYL) 2. '69 Ron Santo (HRV) 3. '04 Scott Rolen (SLA) 4. '27 Jimmie Dykes (WAL) 5. '55 Ray Boone (IDA) SANTO IS ALWAYS NUMBER 1! And, in this case, he is also number two. Rolen has usually been solid for the W's, and his defense is an important part of their success, but he is not Ron Santo, and therefore cannot be rated above Ron Santo. Jimmie Dykes' stats look great, but that's because he played in a high-offense era. He's okay, but not much more than that. Ray Boone isn't going to kill you, but he's not going to do great things for you either. Shortstop 1. '97 Nomar Garciaparra (WAL) 2. '39 Arky Vaughan (RYL) 3. '09 Asdrubal Cabrera (SLA) 4. '55 Harvey Kuenn (IDA) 5. '79 Garry Templeton (HRV) Why Nomar over Arky? Well, because Arky's best tool was his batting eye, but there really aren't that many walks to draw in the Super-League. Also, I like young Nomar's power more, and finally, because Cthulhu is banking on Arky's year-27 season being his best even though he was a peak-early type of player and Mogul can model that. Cabrera is there for defense, and he does a fine job at that. Kuenn isn't as good at defense, given that he had to move off the position by age 27, and doesn't have much power or patience. Garry Templeton is probably going to have to be replaced in the Super-Draft. Left Fielder 1. '88 Barry Bonds (HRV) 2. '29 Al Simmons (SLA) 3. '27 Al Simmons (WAL) 4. '59 Stan Musial/'35 Bob Johnson (RYL) 5. '26 Ray Blades (IDA) Bonds' batting average is going to be very low, but his OBP and power will still make him worthwhile. Simmons is a solid hand in the Super-League, though I'd rather have the slightly more mature version from '29. Stan Musial is very old, and I don't think that Bob Johnson is really as good as Cthulhu thinks he is. And given his production in the Super-League, it looks like I'm winning that debate. Ray Blades would be a great name for a hitman, but he's going to be a disaster as a starter in the Super-League. To the extent that Ray Blades' first kill assignment from Grinnblade is going to be...himself! Center Fielder 1. '64 Mickey Mantle (IDA) 2. '61 Willie Mays (WAL) 3. '61 Duke Snider (SLA) 4. '11 Tris Speaker (RYL) 5. '88 Andy Van Slyke (HRV) Four of the best center fielders of all time, even if Mantle and Snider are a bit long in the tooth. Mantle is the best bet, based on past performance in the Super-League. Mays is an all-time great, and you could make the case that he should rank above Mantle, but I'm not willing to go that far. Duke Snider is old, but he does have the advantage of being in a great park for left-handed hitters. Now if he can only avoid getting injured again, the W's will be happy to have him. Tris Speaker's big problem is that the three guys ahead of him are going to hit 30 home runs this season, and Speaker will be lucky to hit 10. And contact skills can only make up for so much of that. Andy Van Slyke should stick to alt-history novels. Right Fielder 1. '26 Babe Ruth (SLA) 2. Babe Ruth gets this spot too. 3. '55 Al Kaline (IDA) 4. '46 Mel Ott/'08 Carlos Beltran (RYL) 5. '50 Carl Furillo (WAL) 6. '02 Elmer Flick (HRV) Babe Ruth deserves both of those spots. Al Kaline is good, but he's not Ruth-good, but he's good enough to actually help a team, and that's something in the Super-League. '46 Mel Ott is old, so very, very old. If he can survive most of a season in the field, it would be a miracle, but Beltran should be good, even if, at the moment, he's not slated to start many games. I'm not sure why Furillo is starting, but I'd rather have him in the field than Cobb. Flick is going to teach us all whether a million singles can make up for a lack of power, patience, or fielding ability. Designated Hitter 1. '00 Barry Bonds (HRV) 2. '99 Mike Pizza/'30 Rogers Hornsby (RYL) 3. '02 Ed Delahanty (SLA) 4. '27 Ty Cobb (WAL) 5. '26 Jim Bottomley (IDA) Bonds is on the juice, and therefore is close to god in slugger form. Pizza and Hornsby are good enough hitters that they can be credible even at the DH spot, the only concern being that it will make it harder for Hornsby to rest, because he's getting no days off ever under this plan. Delahanty is just a solid hitter, even if he's not a true slugger. Old Cobb can still hit, but he's so old that he's probably going to degrade over the course of the season even at the DH spot. There's not a lot that can be done about that, though. Jim Bottomley is a good hitter, but not a great one. Bench 1. '07 Adam Dunn/'03 Mark Bellhorn/'95 Lloyd Moseby/'93 Darren Daulton/'85 Howard Johnson (SLA) 2. Platoon Partners/'24 Joe Sewell/'90 Robin Yount (RYL) 3. '03 Mark Bellhorn/'76 Cesar Cedeno/'03 Larry Walker/'04 Miguel Tejada (IDA) 4. '82 Jim Sundberg/'87 Don Mattingly/'85 Doug DeCinces/'15 Baby Doll Jacobson (WAL) 5. '88 Rafael Balliard/'02 Socks Seybold/'02 Harry Davis/'88 Sid Bream/'88 Bobby Bonilla (HRV) I like the W's bench better because they are an actual bench, as opposed to Cthulhu's bench, where, if a player gets injured, his intricate system of platooning almost immediately breaks down into so many pieces as I laugh. Oh, how I will laugh. The Potatoes' bench is kind of a mess, but it has some interesting pieces, none of which can ever be trusted to start for this team. The Rakers' have Don Mattingly and a sea of troubles. SID BREAM IS NOT A CATCHER! SP1 1. '02 Rube Waddell (HRV) 2. '27 Lefty Grove (WAL) 3. '26 Pete Alexander (IDA) 4. '01 Christy Mathewson (RYL) 5. '92 Jack McDowell (SLA) I like Rube more than Grove because Waddell gets the deadball bonus, but they're both solid guys at the top of the rotation. The problem with Alexander is that if he gets injured, he's so old that there's a good chance that he stays down. That could be messy. Mathewson is still very young, and a bit erratic, and the Cultists' defense is still not great, and might be a bit worse than before. Jack McDowell is still not quite an ace. SP2 1. '22 Walter Johnson (RYL) 2. '61 Sandy Koufax (SLA) 3. '02 Eddie Plank (HRV) 4. '55 Jim Bunning (IDA) 5. '97 Kevin Brown (WAL) Johnson is old, but he's still the Big Train. I'll take Sandy Koufax over Plank because Koufax doesn't have to worry about how good the defense behind him is, although it appears as though the Elites' defense should be good enough to carry him. Jim Bunning (R-KY) has usually been solid in the Super-League, if never super-exciting. Kevin Brown is always in the dispersal draft, which should tell you everything you need to know about how much he helps teams. SP3 1. '13 Pete Alexander (SLA) 2. '00 Curt Schilling (RYL) 3. '76 J.R. Richard (IDA) 4. '90 Jose Rijo (HRV) 5. '82 Jon Matlack (WAL) Alexander is way, way better than any of these other guys. It's not really even that close. Curt Schilling is up and down in the Super-League. Sometimes he has the power to be good, sometimes he doesn't and gets rocked. It's hard to predict how he'll end up. Richard is pure power, which will either work great or be a complete disaster with nothing in between. Jose Rijo is okay. Just okay. Jon Matlack was only ever slightly above-average, and he was near the end of his road in '82. SP4 1. '02 Cy Young (SLA) 2. '78 Steve Carlton (RYL) 3. '64 Whitey Ford (IDA) 4. '82 Frank Tanana (WAL) 5. '88 Doug Drabek (HRV) Cy Young won 511 games. If a guy won 25 games for 20 straight seasons, he'd still be 11 games short of Young's total. Still, Young needs a good defense to be fully effective. Of course, the W's have exactly that. Carlton is a lefty in his prime. Ford is a lefty past his prime. Tanana would still pitch for another decade past '82, but only as a slop-throwing lefty, a type of pitcher that has not exactly worked to perfection in the Super-League. I don't trust young Drabek. SP5 1. '11 Cliff Lee (WAL) 2. '12 Stephen Strasburg (HRV) 3. '12 Jeff Tesreau (SLA) 4. '11 Ray Collins (RYL) 5. '76 Larry Dierker (IDA) Cliff Lee and the misfits! Lee is the only pitcher of the bunch I actually like with no reservations, even if he is a lefty. Stras is so young that he's going to be erratic to levels that might prove detrimental to the team. Jeff Tesreau is just another deadballer. That's fine for a #5 starter, but it's nothing to get excited about. Amazingly, Collins is still in Cthulhu's rotation, which is amazing seeing as, if you made as many trades as Cthulhu, you'd think you'd have gotten rid of him by that point. Larry Dierker? Really? This is going to end in tears. Bullpen 1. '82 Tom Henke/'85 Al Holland/'82 Danny Darwin/'85 John Candelaria/'82 Rick Honeycutt/'85 Don Sutton (WAL) 2. '90 Rob Dibble/'?? Eri Yoshida/'72 Sparky Lyle/'01 Kazuhiro Sasaki/'88 Dave Smith/'25 Burleigh Grimes (SLA) 3. '03 Kazuhiro Sasaki/'89 Jeff Montgomery/'10 Phil Coke/'09 Joakim Soria/'10 Brandon League/'83 Frank Tanana (RYL) 4. '06 Joe Nathan/'79 Mark Littell/'88 Jeff Robinson/'88 Barry Jones/'79 Will McEnaney/'88 John Smiley (HRV) 5. '03 Brian Fuentes/'76 Joe Sambito/'26 Hi Bell/'76 Ken Forsch/'55 Billy Hoeft/'26 Jesse Haines (IDA) Well, at least the Rakers have something that looks like a real bullpen. In the Super-League, that's impressive. I like the W's bullpen, except for the fact that Yoshida is a ticking time bomb that has already killed one W's season, and must be stopped before she does it again. The Cultists bullpen has always been mediocre, and Brandon League sure as gently caress isn't going to be the man to change that. The Elites have Joe Nathan and, evidently, a belief that he can pitch all of the relief innings for the team. The Potatoes think that Brian Fuentes is a starter. THIS IS WHY YOUR TEAMS KEEP DYING, GRINNBLADE!
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Luna Landers Roster: CHANGES: Demote 1948 Elmer Valo to our feeders. Call up 1955 Gus Bell from our feeders. Catchers: 19?? Josh Gibson 1911 Jack Lapp (lappja01) 1955 Ed Bailey (baileed01) Infielders: 1911 Eddie Collins (collied01) 1989 Will Clark (clarkwi02) 1999 Nomar Garciaparra (garcino01) 1979 George Brett (brettge01) 1948 Eddie Joost (joosted01) 1948 Nellie Fox (foxne01) 2004 Mark Bellhorn (bellhma01) 1946 Eddie Yost (yosted01) 1991 Tim Teufel (teufeti01) 1955 Johnny Temple! (templjo01) Outfielders: 1985 Tim Raines (raineti01) 1938 Joe DiMaggio (dimagjo01) 1965 Hank Aaron (aaronha01) 2004 Manny Ramirez (ramirma02) 1980 Dwayne Murphy (murphydw01) 1968 Willie Horton (hortowi01) 1955 Gus Bell (bellgu01) 1971 Reggie Jackson (jacksre01) Pitchers: 1999 Pedro Martinez (martipe02) 1985 Roger Clemens (clemero02) 1946 Bob Feller (fellebo01) 1977 Rick Reuschel (reuscri01) 1979 Don Sutton (suttodo01) 1995 Greg Maddux (maddugr01) 1968 Denny McLain (mclaide01) 1980 J.R. Richard (richajr01) 1918 Slim Love (lovesl01) 1979 Larry Gura (gurala01) 1980 Rick Langford (langfri01) 1999 Mariano Rivera (riverma01) 1985 Tom Henke (henketo01) 2006 Joe Nathan (nathajo01) 1984 Craig Lefferts (leffecr01) 2004 Keith Foulke (foulkke01) 1996 Curt Leskanic (leskacu01) Mysterious Entities: XXXX SUDDEN DEATH Lineup vs R: LF Tim Raines '85 2B Eddie Collins '11 CF Joe DiMaggio '38 C Josh Gibson '?? DH Manny Ramirez '04 RF Hank Aaron '65 1B Will Clark '89 SS Nomar Garciaparra '99 3B George Brett '79 Lineup vs L: LF Tim Raines '85 2B Eddie Collins '11 CF Joe DiMaggio '38 C Josh Gibson '?? DH Manny Ramirez '04 RF Hank Aaron '65 1B Nomar Garciaparra '99 3B George Brett '79 SS Eddie Joost '48 Bench: C Ed Bailey '55 (PC for Rick Reuschel) IF Mark Bellhorn '04 IF Johnny Temple! '55 OF Dwayne Murphy '80 Platoon guy (Joost/Clark) Rotation: SP Pedro Martinez '99 SP Roger Clemens '85 SP Greg Maddux '95 SP Rick Reuschel '77 (Bailey catches) SP Don Sutton '79 CL Mariano Rivera '99 SU Tom Henke '85 SR Joe Nathan '06 SR Craig Lefferts '84 MR Keith Foulke '04 LR J.R. Richard '80 Minors: Jack Lapp '11 Nellie Fox '48 Eddie Yost '46 Tim Teufel '91 Willie Horton '68 Gus Bell '55 Reggie Jackson '71 Curt Leskanic '96 Slim Love '18 Larry Gura '79 Rick Langford '80 Denny McLain '68 Bob Feller '46 Home Stadium: Moonbase 0-2, Super League IX Version Artificial turf, domed stadium with artificial gravity simulating the conditions of San Diego, California. LF: 300 LCF: 330 CF: 420 RCF: 390 RF: 360 Sliders Hit and Run: -5 Sacrifice Bunt: -5 Squeeze Play: -5 Trying for extra bases: 0 Stealing Bases: +2 Aggressively Tagging Up: 0 Pitch Outs (to prevent stolen bases): -5 Giving Intentional Walks: -5 Pitching Around Good Hitters: 0 Bringing the Infield In: 0 Guarding the Lines: 0 Making Cutoff Throws: 2 Bringing in Pinch Hitters: -2 Bringing in Pinch Runners: -3 Bringing in Defensive Replacements: 0 Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: 0 Letting pitchers pitch throw through trouble: 0
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Team Name: Sad Pandas Inadequate pitching makes me a saaaaaaaaad pandaaaaaa Teams Selected 1942 Cardinals 1954 Yankees 2004 Expos Drafted/Acquired Players 2002 Chad Bradford 2007 Albert Pujols 1954 Bob Feller 1917 Walter Johnson 1957 Nellie Fox 1996 Kevin Brown 2011 Ryan Braun 2011 Jim Johnson Home City: South Park Home Stadium: John Elway Field (Use US Cellular Field, circa anytime within the last few years.) ROSTER Position Players (17) C Yogi Berra ('54 Yanks) C Walker Cooper ('42 Cardinals) 1B Albert Pujols ('07) 1B/OF Johnny Hopp ('42 Cardinals) 1B/DH Nick Johnson ('04 Expos) 2B Nellie Fox ('57) 2B Jose Vidro ('04 Expos) 3B Gil McDonald ('54 Yanks) SS Marty Marion ('42 Cardinals) SS Orlando Cabrera ('04 Expos) IF Maicer Izturis ('04 Expos) CF Mickey Mantle ('54 Yanks) OF/1B Stan Musial ('42 Cardinals) OF Enos Slaughter ('42 Cardinals) OF Enos Slaughter ('54 Yanks) LF/DH Ryan Braun ('11) OF Bob Cerv ('54 Yanks) Pitchers (13) SP Walter Johnson ('17) SP Kevin Brown ('96) SP Whitey Ford ('54 Yanks) SP Mort Cooper ('42 Cardinals) SP Bob Feller ('54 Cardinals) SP Howie Pollet ('42 Cardinals) SP Max Lanier SP Murry Dickson RP Chad Bradford ('02) RP Chad Cordero ('04 Expos) RP Allie Reynolds ('54 Yanks) RP Lou Warneke ('42 Cards) RP Jim Johnson ('11) Vs RHP 1. 2B: Nellie Fox 2. 1B: Albert Pujols 3. CF: Mickey Mantle 4. LF: Enos Slaughter ('42) 5. C: Yogi Berra 6. RF: Stan Musial 7. DH: Ryan Braun 8. 3B: Gil McDonald 9. SS: Marty Marion Vs LHP 1. 2B: Nellie Fox 2. RF: Enos Slaughter ('42) 3. 1B: Albert Pujols 4. CF: Mickey Mantle 5. C: Walker Cooper 6. DH: Ryan Braun 7. LF: Stan Musial 8. 3B: Gil McDougald 9. SS: Marty Marion W/O DH:TBD. For now just dump out DH and put pitcher in the 9th spot in the lineup Pitching Rotation: SP1: Walter Johnson SP2: Kevin Brown SP3: Whitey Ford SP4: Mort Cooper SP5: Bob Feller Bullpen: CL: Lou Warneke SU: Chad Bradford SR: Jim Johnson SR: Chad Cordero MR: Howie Pollet LR: Max Lanier Minors Johnny Hopp Orlando Cabrera Allie Reynolds Murry Dickson Bob Cerv Strategy (Rate on a scale from -5 to +5) Strategy (Rate on a scale from -5 to +5) Hit and Run: -2 Sacrifice Bunt: -5 Squeeze Play: -3 Trying for extra bases: 0 Stealing Bases: 0 Aggressively Tagging Up: 0 Pitch Outs (to prevent stolen bases): -1 Giving Intentional Walks: -2 Pitching Around Good Hitters: +1 Bringing the Infield In: 0 Guarding the Lines: +1 Making Cutoff Throws: +1 Bringing in Pinch Hitters: +1 Bringing in Pinch Runners: +1 Bringing in Defensive Replacements: 0 Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: 0 Letting pitchers pitch through trouble: 0 Letting Pitchers rack up high pitch counts: 0 Lemme know if there's something stupid in my setup here. I'm sleepy.
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Pander posted:Lemme know if there's something stupid in my setup here. I'm sleepy. Nellie Fox should be nowhere near your leadoff spot. Unless you want a guy with a sub .300 OBP leading off for you, that is.
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Roster! Starting line-up and Batting Order #1:'86 Lou Whitaker (2B) #2:'99 John Olerud (1B) #3:'61 Duke Snider (CF) #4:'26 Babe Ruth (RF) #5:'02 Ed Delahanty (DH) #6:'04 Scott Rolen (3B) #7:'29 Al Simmons (LF) #8:'09 Asdrubal Cabrera (SS) #9:'82 Ted Simmons (C)* Bench '07 Adam Dunn '03 Mark Bellhorn '95 Lloyd Moseby '93 Darren Daulton * - Darren will act as personal catcher for Koufax and Tesreau '85 Howard Johnson Rotation #1:'93 Jack McDowell #2:'61 Sandy Koufax #3:'13 Pete Alexander #4:'02 Cy Young #5:'12 Jeff Tesreau Bullpen Closer:'90 Rob Dibble Setup:'88 Dave Smith Short Relief:'72 Sparky Lyle Short Relief:'97 Rob Nenn Middle Relief:'?? Eri Yoshida Long Relief:'25 Burleigh Grimes Minors '79 Keith Hernandez Mark Grace (not sure what year) Vic Raschi (not sure what year) ForeverBWFC fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Feb 27, 2013 |
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Pander posted:
To elobrate on what mks5000 said, you need your best 5 hitters in the top 5 slots of your batting order. Indeed, you want something like this: Top 3 hitters: Slots 1, 2 and 4 Next 2 hitters: Slots 3 and 5 Everyone Else: Remaining slots Further guidance that is completely unnecessary: OF the top 3, put the best OBP guy in 1st, best SLG guy in 4th, the other guy in 2nd. DO NOT put a worse overall hitter in these three spots because he has high SLG or whatever though. Your number 4 hits more often in the clutch than anyone else on the team, and often a single is enough. Deciding between 3rd and 5th: Bottom line is it doesn't matter, but 3rd is more likely to have a runner on 1st, and less likely to have a runner on third, so everything else being equal more strikeouts is better in 3rd assuming the quality of the hitter is constant. For the 6th to 9th slot, descending order of OBP is fine, basically for each spot 'up' the batting order you go you get 18 extra PAs a season or so, so you want 6th to be better than 9th. If you want to break ties between 6 and 7th and 8 and 9ths, more base stealing is better in 6th, and more OBP in 9th. OK so looking at this, how do you break down? Top 3: Mantle, Pujols, Musial Next 2: Slaughter + Yogi Berra vs RHP, Braun vs LHP So it makes more sense to have something like: 1: Musial 2: Mantle 3: Yogi/Braun 4: Pujols 5: Slaughter - Swap Yogi and Slaughter if you want against LHP, but Braun is mos def the number 3 man against RHP. 6: Braun / Gil 7: Gil / Walker Cooper 8: Nellie Fox 9: Marty Marion But really compared to having the top 5 hitters in the top 5 slots, everything else is so much noise. Yes you're going to 'waste' some musial homers at the top of the 1st, but that doesn't matter 'cause he'll still be on base for Mantle/Yogi/Pujols more than Nellie will, and I'd rather give the extra 108 PAs to Stan Musial over Nellie Fox. Cthulhu Dreams fucked around with this message at 10:18 on Feb 27, 2013 |
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Team: Rockford Losers Home Stadium: Rockford Municipal Stadium (based on Comiskey Park I, circa 1990) Roster C Joe Torre (65 Brewers, acquired from Honolulu) 1B Frank Thomas (93 White Sox) 2B Roberto Alomar (93 Blue Jays) 3B Kevin Youkilis (07 Red Sox, acquired from Seattle Homers) SS Joe Cronin (34 Senators) LF Tris Speaker (21 Indians) CF Oscar Charleston (Negro Leagues) RF Frank Robinson (64 Reds) C Victor Martinez (04 Indians) 2B Jeff Kent (00 Giants) SS Miguel Tejada (00 Athletics, acquired from Atlantis) IF Frankie Frisch (28 Cardinals) LF Tim Raines (93 White Sox) OF Tony Oliva (66 Twins, acquired from Greenbrier) SP Tom Seaver (71 Mets) SP Nolan Ryan (71 Mets) SP Jerry Koosman (71 Mets) SP Don Drysdale (61 Dodgers, acquired from South Bolton) SP Satchel Paige (Negro Leagues, acquired from Brooklyn) RP John Smoltz (01 Braves, acquired from Boston) RP John Wetteland (94 Expos) RP Steve Bedrosian (87 Phillies) RP Arthur Rhodes (96 Orioles, acquired from Seattle Homers) RP Randy Myers (90 Reds, acquired from Motor City) SP/RP C.C. Sabathia (04 Indians) AAA 3B Robin Ventura (93 White Sox) AAA IF Omar Vizquel (04 Indians) AAA IF/LF Pete Rose (64 Reds) AAA LF Lefty O'Doul (33 Giants) AAA SP Jack McDowell (95 Yankees) AAA SP Alex Fernandez (93 White Sox) AAA SP Harry Breechen (49 Cardinals) AAA SP Jim O’Toole (64 Reds) AAA RP Roberto Hernandez (93 White Sox) AAA RP Rafael Bentancourt (04 Indians) AAA RP Bob Wickman (04 Indians) AAA RP JJ Putz (04 Mariners, acquired from Greenbrier) AAA RP Al Alburquerque (11 Tigers, acquired from Brooklyn) Lineups vs RHP LF Speaker 1B Thomas SS Cronin CF Charleston RF Robinson C Torre/Martinez (Torre catches for Paige, Seaver, Ryan; Martinez for Drysdale, Koosman) 3B Youkilis 2B Alomar P Pitcher vs LHP LF Speaker RF Robinson 3B Youkilis 1B Thomas CF Charleston SS Cronin C Torre/Martinez 2B Kent P Pitcher Pitching Staff SP Paige SP Seaver SP Drysdale SP Ryan SP Koosman CL Smoltz SU Bedrosian SR Wetteland SR Myers MR Rhodes LR Sabathia Strategy Hit and Run: -2 Sacrifice Bunt: -5 Squeeze Play: 0 Trying for extra bases: +2 Stealing Bases: +1 Aggressively Tagging Up: +2 Pitch Outs (to prevent stolen bases): +1 Giving Intentional Walks: 0 Pitching Around Good Hitters: +2 Bringing the Infield In: 0 Guarding the Lines: 0 Making Cutoff Throws: +2 Bringing in Pinch Hitters: 0 Bringing in Pinch Runners: 0 Bringing in Defensive Replacements: +3 Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: -3 Letting pitchers pitch through trouble: +1 Letting Pitchers rack up high pitch counts: +2
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The previews are always a fun read. Like the obits, it's a bonus that's clearly a lot of work but adds a lot of enjoyment, I'm sure. Quick question: If I move Grich to third during ST, will he be less error prone as the season proceeds? OR it is a case of him just not having the arm (or whatever) for the position? Oh, hey, OP update!
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# ? Feb 27, 2013 16:43 |
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ForeverBWFC posted:#1:'92 Jack McDowell
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# ? Feb 27, 2013 16:59 |
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Not much change from the playoff roster. And yeah, the previews are great. I think I forgot to tell you I got a good laugh out of my stadium picture, btw. Super League IX Roster Lineups: 2B Rod Carew/Ryne Sandberg RF Mel Ott LF Ted Williams 3B George Brett/Mike Schmidt 1B Jimmie Foxx CF Bernie Williams SS Barry Larkin C Elston Howard C Don Slaught (catches for Lee) SS Derek Jeter OF Chuck Klein OF Eric Davis Pitching: SP Greg Maddux SP Dave Stieb SP Bert Blyleven SP Cliff Lee SR Tom Seaver CL Tom Henke SU Goose Gossage SR Jeff Reardon SR Paul Assenmacher MR Eppa Rixey LR Luis Tiant Full Roster with years for reference: C Jorge Posada (1997) C Don Slaught (1983) C Elston Howard (1964) 1B Jimmie Foxx (1927) UT George Brett (1983) 2B Ryne Sandberg (1985) 2B Rod Carew (1975) SS Derek Jeter (1997) SS Barry Larkin (1987) 3B Mike Schmidt (1978) 4C Mel Ott (1933) LF Ted Williams (1939) CF Bernie Williams (1997) OF Brian Giles (1995) RF Chuck Klein (1929) OF Eric Davis (1987) UT Willie Stargell (1965) SP Bert Blyleven (1975) SP Greg Maddux (1994) SP Luis Tiant (1966) SP Clifton Lee (2004) SP Tom Seaver (1984) SP Mike Garcia (1954) SP Orel Hershiser (1995) SP Dave Stieb (1985) SW Eppa Rixey (1913) SW Sonny Siebert (1966) RP Tom HEN-KE (1992) RP Goose Gossage (1984) RP Jeff Reardon (1981) RP John Franco (1987) RP Bill Campbell (1975) RP Paul Assenmacher (1995) Home Stadium: the Ring of Iron (Atlanta-Fulton County Stadium, 330/385/402/385/330 [final dimensions]) Strategy (Rate on a scale from -5 to +5) Hit and Run: -3 Sacrifice Bunt: -5 Squeeze Play: -3 Trying for extra bases: -2 Stealing Bases: -2 Aggressively Tagging Up: -2 Pitch Outs (to prevent stolen bases): -1 Giving Intentional Walks: -4 Pitching Around Good Hitters: +1 Bringing the Infield In: -2 Guarding the Lines: +1 Making Cutoff Throws: +1 Bringing in Pinch Hitters: -2 Bringing in Pinch Runners: +1 Bringing in Defensive Replacements: +1 Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: +1 Letting pitchers pitch throw trouble: -1 Letting Pitchers rack up high pitch counts: +2
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# ? Feb 27, 2013 16:59 |
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How the heck did I not notice that I had a draft pick somehow And here I thought I could take the draft off and pay attention afterwards. Updated rosters will come shortly. e: Home City: Providence, RI Home Stadium: Atlanta Fulton County Stadium Grass surface, LF 330 LCF 385 CF 402 RCF 385 RF 330 DH Preference: Yes Roster: C 1978 Carlton Fisk C 1951 Del Rice 1B 2011 Prince Fielder 2B 1951 Red Schoendienst 3B 1966 Brooks Robinson 3B 1977 Buddy Bell SS 1912 Honus Wagner UTIL 1951 Solly Hemus LF 1951 Stan Musial CF 1978 Fred Lynn RF 1978 Dwight Evans COF 1964 Roger Maris CF/OF 1912 Max Carey DH 1978 Jim Rice SP1 1889 John Clarkson SP2 1912 Babe Adams SP3 2009 Josh Johnson SP4 2011 Roy Oswalt SP5 1912 Claude Hendrix CL 1978 Dennis Eckersley SU 1978 Bill Campbell SR 2006 Francisco Rodriguez SR 1912 Howie Camnitz MR 1912 Wilbur Cooper LR 1978 Dick Drago Minor Leagues OF 1912 Mike Donlin OF 1978 Carl Yastrzemski SP 1912 Lefty Leifield RP 1978 Andy Hassler SP 1912 Marty O'Toole SP 1978 Mike Torrez RP 1978 Bob Stanley COF 1951 Enos Slaughter Lineups: VS RHP SS Honus Wagner CF Fred Lynn 1B Prince Fielder LF Stan Musial DH Jim Rice RF Roger Maris 3B Brooks Robinson C Carlton Fisk 2B Red Schoendienst VS LHP SS Honus Wagner CF Fred Lynn LF Stan Musial 1B Prince Fieler DH Jim Rice RF Dwight Evans 3B Brooks Robinson C Carlton Fisk 2B Red Schoendienst Pitching Rotation: SP1: 1889 John Clarkson SP2: 1912 Babe Adams SP3: 2009 Josh Johnson SP4: 2011 Roy Oswalt SP5: 1912 Claude Hendrix CL: 1978 Dennis Eckersley SU: 1978 Bill Campbell SR: 2006 Francisco Rodriguez SR: 1912 Howie Camnitz MR: 1912 Wilbur Cooper LR: 1978 Dick Drago Strategy (Rate on a scale from -5 to +5) Hit and Run: -3 Sacrifice Bunt: -4 Squeeze Play: -4 Trying for extra bases: 1 Stealing Bases: -1 Aggressively Tagging Up: 0 Pitch Outs (to prevent stolen bases): -1 Giving Intentional Walks: -4 Pitching Around Good Hitters: 1 Bringing the Infield In: 1 Guarding the Lines: 1 Making Cutoff Throws: 1 Bringing in Pinch Hitters: 0 Bringing in Pinch Runners: -1 Bringing in Defensive Replacements: 1 Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: -1 Letting pitchers pitch through trouble: 2 Letting Pitchers rack up high pitch counts: 2 gardenald fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Feb 27, 2013 |
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ToiletofSadness posted:Since this was originally my Jack McDowell, this should be the 1993 version. Not sure if it has any drastic effects on the sim or anything by being one year off, but just letting you know so you fix your notes for the future. Ah right, sorry, was quoting Smasher's NS preview thing, will alter it now!
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# ? Feb 27, 2013 17:21 |
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Someone go poke IceMole's coffin, he's not been around recently and poor UZWorm is chomping at the bit for the chance to pick Mr. Irrelevant.
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# ? Feb 27, 2013 19:12 |
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The Unicorns pick Mickey Tettleton, mainly because he's about the only player left with a chance of cracking their 25-man roster. UZWorm! Take this draft home!
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Cthulhu Dreams posted:To elobrate on what mks5000 said, you need your best 5 hitters in the top 5 slots of your batting order. Indeed, you want something like this: I get sabrmetric lineup orders, I just didn't try hard due to fatigue and a confusion over the qualities of Nellie Fox, who had a pretty drat nice OBP in 57 (and mostly decent throughout his career). I'll fix em eventually. Thanks for the advice, hard to think clearly about my own team sometimes.
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# ? Feb 28, 2013 00:13 |
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I didn't even know I had a pick in this draft! Let's go with '93 Jose Canseco.
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# ? Feb 28, 2013 00:36 |
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Better lineups through SCIENCE Vs RHP 1. RF: Stan Musial 2. 1B: Albert Pujols 3. C: Yogi Berra 4. CF: Mickey Mantle 5. LF: Enos Slaughter ('42) 6. DH: Ryan Braun 7. 3B: Gil McDonald 8. 2B: Nellie Fox 9. SS: Marty Marion Vs LHP 1. LF: Stan Musial 2. CF: Mickey Mantle 3. DH: Ryan Braun 4. 1B: Albert Pujols 5. RF: Enos Slaughter ('42) 6. C: Walker Cooper 7. 3B: Gil McDougald 8. 2B: Nellie Fox 9. SS: Marty Marion W/O DH:TBD. For now just dump out DH and put pitcher in the 9th spot in the lineup Probably better.
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# ? Feb 28, 2013 00:48 |
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This season's roster time! Feeders: 1923 Tigers, 1979 Royals, 1908 White Sox, 1996 Rockies Home City: Oneida, New York Home Stadium: The Oneida Castle (Same specs as U.S. Cellular Field) DH Preference: gently caress that noise 30-Man Roster: C Darrell Porter (1979) C Johnny Bassler (1923) 1B Adrian Gonzalez (2011) 1B Todd Helton (2008) 2B Del Pratt (1923) 2B Frank White (1979) 3B Scott Rolen (1998) IF Andres Gallaraga (1996) SS Joe Cronin (1930) SS Topper Rigney (1923) CF Ty Cobb (1923) RF Harry Heilmann (1923) OF Ray Lankford (1992) LF Jose Canseco (1993) SP1 Ed Walsh (1908) SP2 Johan Santana (2006) SP3 Frank Smith (1908) SP4 Doc White (1908) SP5 Roy Oswalt (2005) LRP Earl Whitehill (1923) MRP Nick Altrock (1908) RP Dan Quisenberry (1979) RP Pedro Martinez (1994) SU Willie Hernandez (1986) CL Tom Henke (1985) Minors: OF Willie Wilson (1979) SP Cole Hamels (2011) 2B Craig Biggio (2005) 1B Lu Blue (1923) RP Mike Gonzalez (2004) --- Lineup: RF Harry Heilmann CF Ty Cobb 1B Adrian Gonzalez SS Joe Cronin LF Jose Canseco 3B Scott Rolen C Darrell Porter 2B Frank White P -- Whenever the final two pitchers in the rotation are doing the pitching, Johnny Bassler will do the catching instead of Porter. Pitching Rotation & Bullpen: SP1 Ed Walsh (R) SP2 Johan Santana (L) SP3 Frank Smith (R) SP4 Doc White (L) SP5 Roy Oswalt (R) LRP Earl Whitehill (L) MRP Cole Hamels (L) SRP Dan Quisenberry (R) SRP Pedro Martinez (L) SU Willie Hernandez (L) CL Tom Henke (R) Strategy Hit and Run: 2 Sacrifice Bunt: -2 Squeeze Play: -1 Trying for extra bases: 2 Stealing Bases: 2 Aggressively Tagging Up: 2 Pitch Outs (to prevent stolen bases): 1 Giving Intentional Walks: -2 Pitching Around Good Hitters: 2 Bringing the Infield In: 1 Guarding the Lines: 0 Making Cutoff Throws: 1 Bringing in Pinch Hitters: 2 Bringing in Pinch Runners: 1 Bringing in Defensive Replacements: 1 Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: -3 Letting pitchers pitch through trouble: 2 Letting Pitchers rack up high pitch counts: 3 UZworm fucked around with this message at 09:46 on Mar 2, 2013 |
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It is now time for a playoff for the vacant Intercontinental Title! Now, before we begin, let's just be clear. This is a small sample size in an environment that is not quite representative of the real Super-League. Do not freak out at these results. Let me repeat that one more time: Do not freak out. Introducing the eight teams vying for the Intercontinental Championship: Antarctica Unspecifieds: A team that believes in finesse pitching, contact hitting, and the complete reorganization of society, preferably under a series of domes. Canton Catastrophes: A rookie franchise with a lot of enthusiasm, and considerably less pitching. Can the pride of Ohio bring glory back to their state? And would the victory of a fantasy fantasy baseball team be the best thing to happen to that state in decades? The answers to those questions are 'maybe' and 'by a wide margin'. Idaho Potatoes: President Lukashenko does not tolerate failure, comrade Grinnblade. Jacksonville Jaguars: WWWYKI! Montreal Manatees: Like most forms of life, the manatee cannot live in Montreal, for it cannot stand the pretension of its inhabitants, nor digest the mysterious substance, allegedly food, known as poutine. Ryleh Cultists: A unending thorn in my side, who have made up for their boneheaded trade of Ernie Banks by stealing Arky Vaughan from the Colliders. I'm very bitter about this. Sad Pandas: Great defense. BUT AT WHAT COST? Can Marty Marion, Nellie Fox and Gil McDougald hit enough to keep this team afloat? Or will we send Pander to the Island of Misfit Owners? There to spend the rest of his days with the factorialites and echopapas of this world? Walney Rakers: Well, I was always a bit fond of the Cologne Emperors. Of course the Cultists win. I hate this season and it hasn't even started yet. You have all failed me. I guess that's proof that the Unspecifieds are a no-DH team at heart. Your team appears to be morally opposed to contact hitting. On the plus side, that Marichal acquisition looks better and better. At least there's a pretty neat division between your hitters that are good, and those that are going to get your relegated. Looks like most of your problems are caused by Mets players. Funny how art imitates life, eh? Well, in fairness, your rotation is mainly made up of Southerners and Randy Johnson, all of whom hate Canada, especially the French part. drat it all to loving hell! This is your doing theacox! You gave Cthulhu the Arky Vaughan he needed to escape the Sewell trap I had set for him. I was so drat close! WHY?! Outstanding infield defense...pisspoor infield offense, though. Probably could have used more that fifty games to really get going.
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# ? Feb 28, 2013 01:32 |
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Oh good, Craig Biggio decided to learn how to hit on the flight from New Orleans to Ryleh
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# ? Feb 28, 2013 01:52 |
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Arkansas Destroyers C: 1970 Joe Torre 1B: 1998 Jeff Bagwell 2B: 1910 Nap Lajoie SS: 2001 Alex Rodriguez 3B: 1996 Matt Williams LF: 1951 Larry Doby CF: 1998 Bernie Williams RF: 1997 Larry Walker DH: 1998 Moises Alou Bench: 1970 Ted Simmons (personal catcher of, uh, Felix I guess) 1997 Mo Vaughn 1998 Carl Everett 1964 Jim Fregosi 2010 Chone Figgins Pitching: SP1: '98 Randy Johnson (Astros) SP2: '70 Bob Gibson SP3: '70 Steve Carlton SP4: '10 Felix Hernandez SP5: '64 Dean Chance LR: '10 Cliff Lee MR: '98 Shane Reynolds SR: '98 Mike Hampton SR:'06 AJ Burnett SU: '09 Jason Motte CL: '98 Billy Wagner Minors: '98 Mitch Meluskey '70 Jose Cardenal '70 Nelson Briles '89 Matt Williams Lineups: 2B Lajoie CF Williams DH Allen C Torre SS A-Rod 3B Williams RF Walker 1B Bagwell LF Doby think that's right CraigK fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Feb 28, 2013 |
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That's a lot better than I was expecting, though Sammy being my weakest pitcher is kind of a bust, especially since I was banking on his ridiculous K/9. Oh well, second place! Only four games behind Cthulhu! Exciting! Now here's hoping my guys remember how to hit for contact when it comes time for the Super League proper. Also: great choice of theme, Smasher. A perfect tune for this rag-tag team.
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Smasher Dynamo posted:The Unicorns pick Mickey Tettleton, mainly because he's about the only player left with a chance of cracking their 25-man roster. Not sure how I got a dispersal draft pick, but yay? I guess?
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# ? Feb 28, 2013 03:15 |
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IceMole posted:Not sure how I got a dispersal draft pick, but yay? I guess? There were so many teams that every current SL team got a lottery-chosen pick in the 4th round to help add depth.
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# ? Feb 28, 2013 03:20 |
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The Action-Packed, Critically-Acclaimed, Life-Affirming Super-League IX Preview: Vae Victis Division The Vae Victis Division is ruled by the Rockford Losers, who have owned the division over the past three seasons. This past season, they and the Coburns effectively cleared out the other three veteran teams in the division, allowing new teams a golden opportunity to...likely get killed by the Coburns and Rockford Losers. But hey, maybe one of these spunky newcomers will prove to have the warrior spirit to topple the established order! Catcher 1. '65 Joe Torre (ROC) 2. '34 Gabby Hartnett (TIJ) 3. '73 Thurman Munson (LOV) 4. '64 Elston Howard (COB) 5. '04 Jorge Posada (OMA) In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. Young Torre was a good hitter, so I guess he's my preference because Hartnett is a bit older, and being old is very bad for catchers. I've never been a huge fan of Munson, mainly because he never really drew many walks or learned how to properly fly a small plane. Elston Howard was 35 years old in 1964, and in the middle of his last good season at the plate. I'm not sure if that's a great sign. I don't like Jorge Posada, because he doesn't hit enough in Mogul to make up for his mediocre defense. First Baseman 1. '93 Frank Thomas (ROC) 2. '27 Jimmie Foxx (COB) 3. '89 Mark McGwire (LOV) 4. '87 Don Mattingly (TIJ) 5. '90 Fred McGriff (OMA) I'll take Prime-Thomas over Young-Foxx, especially since neither give a single poo poo about defense, or base-running, or anything not related to producing massive amounts of offense. Mark McGwire is going to hit .230, but he'll hit home runs, and draw walks, and that's what really matters. Donnie Baseball has that bad back, and, again, power over contact every time. Fred McGriff was a solid player for many, many years, but he almost never rose above 'solid', and also couldn't manage 500 home runs in an era when EVERYONE hit 500 home runs. Clearly, he should have taken more PEDs. Second Baseman 1. '93 Roberto Alomar/'00 Jeff Kent (ROC) 2. '75 Rod Carew/'85 Ryne Sandberg (COB) 3. '89 Ryne Sandberg (LOV) 4. '12 Nap Lajoie (OMA) ?. '?? The Machine (TIJ) Platoons! I'll take Alomar/Kent over Carew/Sandberg because the slight edge goes to Alomar's defense over Carew's contact skills. I like Sandberg more than Jeff, again because of defense, but both are only apt to start 40 or 50 games in a season barring injuries, so that doesn't quite move the needle. Sandberg is pretty close to the top two as well, though, even if he's occasionally been shaky in the Super-League. '12 Nap Lajoie is old, 37 years old, for a middle infielder, and is defense, in Mogul terms, wasn't great to begin with. Who can say what the Machine is, or what havoc it's mechanical engines and turbines will have on the League. Third Baseman 1. '83 George Brett/'78 Mike Schmidt (COB) 2. '04 Alex Rodriguez (OMA) 3. '07 Kevin Youkilis (ROC) 4. '02 Troy Glaus (LOV) 5. '82 Buddy Bell (TIJ) Brett AND Schmidt? Now that is just overkill. A-Rod's career may have effectively ended in ignominy, but he was still in his HGH-fuelled prime in 2004, and, with any luck, he'll do the people of Omaha proud. And, if not, it's just Omaha. Youk is solid, and expendable, but he's never kept the Losers from winning bunches of games before. Troy Glaus can hit home runs. I don't know that he can do anything else, but at least that's something. Buddy Bell cost the Mules a 3rd-Round Pick. Bograt should remember that. Shortstop 1. '04 Derek Jeter (OMA) 2. '34 Joe Cronin (ROC) 3. '87 Barry Larkin (COB) 4. '06 Rich Aurilia (TIJ) 5. '02 David Eckstein (LOV) Jeter is so good at baseball that, when word broke that he left gift baskets for his lovers that included autographed baseballs, everyone collectively decided that it was the coolest thing ever, even though, had A-Rod done it, they would have run him out of town on a rail. Cronin is not a great defender by '34, but he's a great hitter for a shortstop. Barry Larkin is a guy who did a lot of things well, but nothing great. Putting the broken down remains of Rich Aurilia at shortstop is grounds for an involuntary commitment where I come from. The Ecks-Factor is somehow starting in the Super-League. Something has gone terribly, terribly wrong. Left Fielder 1. '39 Ted Williams (COB) 2. '89 Barry Bonds (LOV) 3. '21 Tris Speaker (ROC) 4. '83 Dave Winfield (TIJ) 5. '12 Joe Jackson (OMA) Who is better, Bonds or Williams? I'd say Williams, because he had better contact skills and played in a less hitter-friendly era. Also, '89 Bonds doesn't have his chemically-engineered power stroke just yet, although he was getting there. Tris Speaker is a bit old, and loses a bit of value by moving to LF. Dave Winfield had 3000 hits in the Major Leagues, but never seemed to be a real super-star, probably because he played for the Yankees in their Lost Decade. Joe Jackson hits for contact, and that's it. I'm not sure how far that will take him in the Super-League. Center Fielder 1. '?? Oscar Charleston (ROC) 2. '97 Bernie Williams (COB) 3. '03 Ichiro Suzuki (LOV) 4. '89 Tony Gwynn (TIJ) 5. '04 Bernie Williams (OMA) Charleston wins by a ton, as he might be the best player in history and, even if he isn't, he's the only one on this list that is even close to that mark. Bernie Williams was a solid player, and, with Bruzer gone, I think we can all finally agree that he wasn't much of a musician. Suzuki has elite contact skills, and is a relatively good fielder in center, but he will not hit more than 5-7 home runs, and that's a shame. Tony Gwynn isn't a good fielder, doesn't take walks, and doesn't hit for power, but he can really crank out some singles. He probably should be doing it from right field, though. Old Bernie Williams is just loving depressing. You made me feel sad, Gabriel Pope, you need to make that right. Right Fielder 1. '33 Mel Ott (COB) 2. '64 Frank Robinson (ROC) 3. '87 Dave Winfield (TIJ) 4. '04 Hideki Matsui (OMA) 5. '02 Tim Salmon (LOV) Ott is a force in the middle of a lineup, and almost always performs in the Super-League. Hell, I made him the heart of the Macho Men offense. Frank Robinson is also good, but not quite as consistent. Dave Winfield...has never eaten a kitten. That we know of. That's probably the nicest thing I can say about him. Hideki Matsui was known as "Godzilla" in Japan. In the Super-League, he is known as "Fifth Outfielder". Tim Salmon is famous for being the greatest player to never make an all-star game in the past fifty years. That's kind of like being the best pilot to ever fly a jet into a mountain. Bench 1. '83 Don Slaught/'97 Derek Jeter/'29 Chuck Klein/'87 Eric Davis/Platoon Partners (COB) 2. '90 Mike Scioscia/'90 Eddie Murray/'87 Willie Randolph/'89 Garry Templeton/'06 Ken Griffey/'87 Rickey Henderson (TIJ) 3. '04 Victor Martinez/'00 Miguel Tejada/'28 Frankie Frisch/'93 Tim Raines/'66 Tony Oliva (ROC) 4. '02 Bengie Molina/'89 Shawon Dunston/'45 Andy Pafko/'89 Andre Dawson/'02 Chone Figgins/'89 Mark Grace (LOV) 5. '64 Smoky Burgess/'90 Pat Borders/'90 Tony Fernandez/'04 Gary Sheffield/'04 Kenny Lofton (OMA) Exactly one of these benches doesn't fill me with revulsion. Also, I'd like to thank Gabriel Pope for reminding me that Kenny Lofton played for the Yankees when he was old and broken down. Kind of sad, really. SP1 1. '?? Satchel Paige (ROC) 2. '95 Roger Clemens (OMA) 3. '94 Greg Maddux (COB) 4. '89 Greg Maddux (LOV) 5. '90 Fernando Valenzuela (TIJ) Is Paige the best pitcher of all time? I don't know, but I do know that he's better than the rest of these guys. I give Clemens the bump over Los Dos Maddux because he's got power, and power conquers all. I'll also take the slightly more mature version of Maddux who was in the middle of winning four Cy Young awards. As for '90 Fernando...well, let me tell you a little story. In 1986, a notorious prankster from L.A. bet Tommy Lasorda that the Dodgers manager couldn't make his ace pitcher, Fernando Valenzuela, pitch 20 complete games in a single season. Now that was an insane workload, even for the era, but Lasorda wasn't going to lose that drat bet, and forced Fernando to gut it out, start after start. It basically wrecked Fernando's arm, but Lasorda won the bet, and the $10 gift certificate to Hardee's that came with it. Fernando never recovered. SP2 1. '71 Tom Seaver (ROC) 2. '53 Whitey Ford (LOV) 3. '04 Mike Mussina (OMA) 4. '85 Dave Stieb (COB) 5. '92 Juan Guzman (TIJ) Tom Terrific is a first-ballot Hall of Famer, and the best pitcher of his era in his prime. That's pretty drat impressive. Whitey Ford is a lefty, and lefties have been somewhat of a mixed bag in the Super-League. Still, he is Whitey Ford. Mike Mussina was always better than people remember, even if that was never quite good enough for the merciless Yankees fans who have no soul. Dave Stieb was a great pitcher that most of your never heard of because he was too young, and he spent almost the entirety of his career in the far-off land of Canada, a magical land whose only exports are hockey players and the most polite form of smugness on Earth. Juan Guzman didn't even win 100 games in his career. SP3 1. '75 Bert Blyleven (COB) 2. '61 Don Drysdale (ROC) 3. '45 Claude Passeau (LOV) 4. '90 Dave Stieb (OMA) 5. '89 Bruce Hurst (TIJ) Bert is a bit less wild than Drysdale, but this is a close one, and Drysdale isn't going to get to pitch in '60s-era Dodgers Stadium in the Super-League. The rest are...not-so-good. I guess I like Claude Passeau best, because Mogul will probably treat him kindly because of his era. Old Dave Stieb had the last good season of his career in 1990, which is rather ominous. Bruce Hurst's ERA+ is 104, meaning that he was a whopping 4% better than a league average pitcher in his career. I think that might cause a problem. SP4 1. '71 Nolan Ryan (ROC) 2. '90 Jimmy Key (OMA) 3. '04 Cliff Lee (COB) 4. '12 Stan Coveleski (TIJ) 5. '02 Kevin Appier (LOV) Nolan Ryan has the power. All of the power. And he, mainly, knows how to use it. Jimmy Key, on the other hand, has none of the power, but also knows how to use it. Cliff Lee has been up and down in the Super-League, mainly because he's a lefty without overwhelming stuff, and 2004 was a bit before he had learned to be Cliff Lee anyway. Stan Coveleski had a mighty fine spitball, and, by rule, if scientists ever find a way to reanimate his corpse, he would be entitled to use the spitball in the major leagues. Kevin Appier was the better part of a decade past his prime in 2002. SP5 1. '34 Mel Harder (OMA) 2. '90 Orel Hershiser (TIJ) 3. '71 Jerry Koosman (ROC) 4. '84 Tom Seaver (COB) 5. '89 Rick Sutcliffe (LOV) Harder is probably the only guy here who won't spontaneously combust during the middle of the season, which is a nice plus. Orel Hershiser wrecked his arm in the late '80s, so this isn't him at his best. Jerry Koosman is best suited to be a fifth starter, but he's been rather dependable in that role. Old Tom Seaver still has a bit of life in his arm, but not a ton. He might not survive the season with his arm intact. Rick Sutcliffe, before becoming a thoroughly awful commentator, was a thoroughly mediocre starter, except for a few good seasons. 1989 was not one of those seasons. Bullpen 1. '04 Mariano Rivera/'04 Billy Wagner/'90 Tom Henke/'04 Tom Gordon/'04 Paul Quantrill/'90 John Candelaria/'90 Duane Ward (OMA) 2. '01 John Smoltz/'94 John Wetteland/'87 Steve Bedrosian/'96 Arthur Rhodes/'90 Randy Myers/'04 C.C. Sabathia (ROC) 3. '89 Mark Davis/'87 Dave Righetti/'90 Tim Belcher/'89 Greg Harris/'90 Tim Crew/'90 John Wetteland (TIJ) 4. '92 Tom Henke/'84 Goose Gossage/'81 Jeff Reardon/'95 Paul Assenmacher/'13 Eppa Rixey/'66 Luis Tiant (COB) 5. '02 Francisco Rodriguez/'02 Scot Shields/'89 Mitch Williams/'89 Paul Assenmacher/'45 Bob Chipman/'45 Hank Wyse (LOV) Rivera carries the Forgettables bullpen by himself. The Losers bullpen has been reliable, if not dominating, and this is the same unit as last year. The Mules bullpen should be...okay...maybe. I don't know, I wish it had more talent, because those are a lot of mediocre relievers. The Coburns featured old Henke and old Goose. That might end well, but it probably won't. The Lovable Losers seem to think that Mitch Williams should be in their bullpen, breaking the hearts of every Phillies fan on the planet all over again.
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That Rockford pitching rotation is dreamy.
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Tough call there. My gut and its love of plausible underdogs says The Forgettables, but my heart says the Coburns' Ohio-based foundations are the way to roll. Here's hoping both teams due drat well.
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Lovely to see that Cthulhu has taken up the banner of "Smasher's most-hated owner" in my absence. The book report still isn't off the table, my life has just been insanely busy lately.
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BrooklynBruiser posted:Lovely to see that Cthulhu has taken up the banner of "Smasher's most-hated owner" in my absence. The book report still isn't off the table, my life has just been insanely busy lately. It's hard to be "Smasher's most-hated owner" when you don't let your teams survive into the actual season, right?
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# ? Feb 28, 2013 06:49 |
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I still need Super-League IX rosters from the following teams: Web 2.0 Bloggers Cleveland Unicorns CERN Colliders Patagonian Postmodernists Finger Lakes Phoenixes Queens Mercuries Lombard St. Gumshoes
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cbx posted:It's hard to be "Smasher's most-hated owner" when you don't let your teams survive into the actual season, right? You make an annoyingly good point.
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# ? Feb 28, 2013 16:26 |
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At least Smasher can't blame me for the Cultists winning the IC title. We went 6-1 against them!
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Smasher Dynamo posted:I still need Super-League IX rosters from the following teams: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3499603&userid=156634&pagenumber=3#post412696251
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# ? Feb 28, 2013 17:59 |
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Super League IX Roster for the Señor Goodtimes Champion Lineup LF 1985 Rickey Henderson DH NPB Sadaharu Oh CF 1954 Willie Mays 3B 1978 Bobby Grich 1B 1987 Eddie Murray RF 1984 Harold Baines/1978 Don Baylor SS 1995 Barry Larkin 2B 2011 Chase Utley C 1978 Brian Downing Bench C 1991 Don Slaught (Personal catcher of Reuschel) IF 1954 Alvin Dark OF 1989 Lenny Dykstra UT 1983 Ken Griffey Sr. Minors AAA UT 1989 Von Hayes AAA UT 1989 John Kruk AAA RF 1987 Dwight Evans AAA CI 1989 Mike Schmidt AAA 2B 1995 Bret Boone AAA 3B 1995 Chipper Jones AAA IF 1954 Hank Thompson Pitching SP 1978 Nolan Ryan SP 1911 Eddie Plank SP 1977 Rick Reuschel SP 1978 Frank Tanana SP 1995 Jose Rijo CL 1954 Hoyt Wilhelm SU 1996 Robbbbbb Nennnnnnn SR 1995 Mike Jackson SR 1995 Jeff Brantley MR 1989 Terry Mulholland LR 1995 David Wells Minors AAA SP 2006 Jered Weaver AAA SP 1942 THE Thornton Lee AAA SP 1995 John Smiley AAA SP 1954 Sal "the Barber" Maglie AAA SW 1997 Andy Pettitte AAA RP 1989 Steve Bedrosian AAA SP ???? Carlos Zambrano Dimensions of Bourbon Field: Home Stadium: Bourbon Field (Open, natural grass, Fair visibility, 327/365/415/395/363) Strategy Hit and Run: +2 Sacrifice Bunt: -4 Squeeze Play: -4 Trying for extra bases: +1 Stealing Bases: +2 Aggressively Tagging Up: +2 Pitch Outs (to prevent stolen bases): -2 Giving Intentional Walks: -4 Pitching Around Good Hitters: -3 Bringing the Infield In: +1 Guarding the Lines: +2 Making Cutoff Throws: -1 Bringing in Pinch Hitters: -1 Bringing in Pinch Runners: -1 Bringing in Defensive Replacements: +1 Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: +1 Letting pitchers pitch throw trouble: +2 Letting Pitchers rack up high pitch counts: +1 Archie Goodwin fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Feb 28, 2013 |
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Did the trade between Cthulhu and I for the EC Prize get approved? I can't seem to find a post indicating it, only the one from Smasher asking why we all hated him.
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theacox posted:Did the trade between Cthulhu and I for the EC Prize get approved? I can't seem to find a post indicating it, only the one from Smasher asking why we all hated him. Yes, it got approved. And yes, I still do want to know why you all hate me. Also, I still need rosters from the Bloggers, Unicorns, Colliders, Postmodernists, and Phoenixes. Anyway, the Senor Goodtimes Division preview will be up tonight, the United States Championship Tournament will be tomorrow.
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Smasher Dynamo posted:I still need Super-League IX rosters from the following teams: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3499603&userid=154352#post412064150 With the addition of 1986 Mickey Tettleton in the minors.
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# ? Feb 28, 2013 22:13 |