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Pretty sure I have the worst book/movie tie-in cover. At least the other ones have pretty pictures. This looks like something you'd see as an example in a Photoshop thread for everything not to do in a design.
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Mike From Nowhere posted:I'm gonna need a source on these because I refuse to believe they are real. 
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Mar 1, 2013 12:13
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GonSmithe posted:Just a forewarning: Do NOT watch Dante's Inferno. It is absolute poo poo. Each level of hell changes the animation style, and they are all hideously ugly, the writing is absolute garbage, and just everything about it is bad. I love the parents' guide on IMDB, though. "Most of the movie is gore"
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Mar 1, 2013 18:45
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A little closer to the territory of movie posters, of which there have been gently caress all of late, I saw this response to The Last Exorcism Part 2 on my travels and it made me chuckle a little.
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Mar 1, 2013 18:55
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GonSmithe posted:Just a forewarning: Do NOT watch Dante's Inferno. It is absolute poo poo. Each level of hell changes the animation style, and they are all hideously ugly, the writing is absolute garbage, and just everything about it is bad. It does feature a horse doing a backflip though
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Mar 1, 2013 18:56
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Jedit posted:A little closer to the territory of movie posters, of which there have been gently caress all of late, I saw this response to The Last Exorcism Part 2 on my travels and it made me chuckle a little.
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Jedit posted:A little closer to the territory of movie posters, of which there have been gently caress all of late, I saw this response to The Last Exorcism Part 2 on my travels and it made me chuckle a little. Nice, but honestly it's less ridiculous than something like Final Fantasy VII, and way less ridiculous than Final Fantasy 13-2. There sure are a lot of the Fantasies, and none of them all that final.
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Mar 1, 2013 18:57
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Mister Chief posted:Sure you can. Also http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1267379/?ref_=sr_2. For some reason people began to make tie-in movies to games instead of the other way around
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Mar 1, 2013 19:30
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thrawn527 posted:Nice, but honestly it's less ridiculous than something like Final Fantasy VII, and way less ridiculous than Final Fantasy 13-2. There sure are a lot of the Fantasies, and none of them all that final. I give Square a pass on that because they honestly thought FF might be the last game they released.
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Mar 1, 2013 19:35
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Alhazred posted:Also http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1267379/?ref_=sr_2. For some reason people began to make tie-in movies to games instead of the other way around It was an EA initiative for a while, to make crappy animes of all their games. They did Dragon Age as well.
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Mar 1, 2013 20:08
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Noxville posted:It was an EA initiative for a while, to make crappy animes of all their games. They did Dragon Age as well. Also Mass Effect. I guess anime studios don't charge very much.
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Mar 1, 2013 20:23
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MorgaineDax posted:Pretty sure I have the worst book/movie tie-in cover. What the Christ? I remember messing with Photoshop in 1997 and doing poo poo like this. Difference Cloud + Lens Flare!
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Mar 1, 2013 20:32
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Maxwell Lord posted:I give Square a pass on that because they honestly thought FF might be the last game they released. Prior to learning that factoid, I'd always assumed it was a slight mistranslation of "Ultimate Fantasy".
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Mar 1, 2013 20:37
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:With all the Stephanie Meyer, etc. chat, this feels like a good time to mention that A Game of Bones, the amazing first ever COMPLETED goon project is now available on the Amazon Kindle store and via SmashWords. gently caress, now I have to buy this horrible thing because I know about it. Thanks alot.
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Mar 1, 2013 21:28
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Paul Allen posted:Awesome new building ad for Game of Thrones Not exactly a poster, but who's counting? 
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Mar 2, 2013 00:57
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:With all the Stephanie Meyer, etc. chat, this feels like a good time to mention that A Game of Bones, the amazing first ever COMPLETED goon project is now available on the Amazon Kindle store and via SmashWords. Oh god you actually finished it you marvelous bastards.
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Mar 2, 2013 06:14
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MikeJF posted:
John's face is hilarious. On the topic: http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/01/15
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:With all the Stephanie Meyer, etc. chat, this feels like a good time to mention that A Game of Bones, the amazing first ever COMPLETED goon project is now available on the Amazon Kindle store and via SmashWords. You felt wrong.
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Mar 3, 2013 02:02
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Darthemed posted:That would be a big yes. After much delay I thought, "Why don't I post some more?" So here is a simulation of staying at your grandparent's house presented in the form of dodgy movie posters             I think the next set will be either "Ninja Nonsense" or "Look what my kid drew!" Any requests?
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Mar 3, 2013 05:07
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ShufflerZero posted:After much delay I thought, "Why don't I post some more?" That's the biggest collection of warnings I've seen in a long time. Keep the trashy movie posters coming! Request: Posters for horror movies with titles that are just occupations, e.g., The Landlady, The Dentist, The Surgeon, etc.
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Mar 3, 2013 05:24
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Don't you open that trapdoor!
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Mar 3, 2013 05:29
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I feel like if the protagonists of each of these movies said "OK" then there wouldn't be a movie.
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Mar 3, 2013 05:37
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That tagline is the best
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Mar 3, 2013 05:40
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Is that supposed to be his sister straddling his butt?
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Mar 3, 2013 05:44
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Don't mess with his sisteri.
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Mar 3, 2013 05:46
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Those are all fantastic! For half a heartbeat my brain parsed the title as "Don't Look in the Arrse!". A cautionary tale of pirate butts.
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Mar 3, 2013 05:48
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ShufflerZero posted:After much delay I thought, "Why don't I post some more?" This looks so dang familiar, was that picture used for other movies?
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Mar 3, 2013 06:38
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Movie posters ain't nothin' but sisteri and arrses.
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Mar 3, 2013 06:43
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It apes the cover of F. Scott Fitzgerald's novel The Great Gatsby.
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Mar 3, 2013 06:44
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Hugs Boson posted:Those are all fantastic! Or a Goatse documentary.
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Mar 3, 2013 06:52
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ShufflerZero posted:STOP DOING THINGS FINE, JESUS CHRIST  I want that style of B-movieish titles to come back so badly.
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Mar 3, 2013 06:57
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Don't Watch this Movie It's so bad, you'll just DIE
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Mar 3, 2013 06:59
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That format of title just works for literally every movie ever made. GoodFellas? DON'T BE A GANGSTER. Dirty Dancing? DON'T PUT BABY IN A CORNER. Taxi Driver? DON'T TOUCH CHILD PROSTITUTES. Schindler's List? DON'T TAKE MY JEWS. Se7en? D0N'7.
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Mar 3, 2013 07:08
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This reminds me, Edgar Wright still needs to make Don't.
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Mar 3, 2013 07:12
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They're all terrible, but they couldn't have at least set this, I dunno, in an attic? A house, at least?
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Mar 3, 2013 07:45
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Wolfsheim posted:They're all terrible, but they couldn't have at least set this, I dunno, in an attic? A house, at least? What if the reason you shouldn't go into the attic is because it's a (haunted) graveyard? Like, a sort of reverse Poltergeist.
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You see, a town (of Indians) was buried in a landslide exactly ONE HUNDRED YEARS AGO. Now, Goodville is a new community built on top of the bones of those dead Indians! Now the citizens of Goodville have something in the basement... the spirits of the dead trapped in their attics when the earth took them! Boy that's loving complicated, writing horror movies must be hard work.
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A guy moves into the new house to find his attic is filled with spirits. He also finds out that there are bodies buried in the basement. He needs to reunite the spirits with the bodies to be rid of them, but it turns out that there's a demon in the basement and this is the reason the spirits are hiding in the attic. So the main character, who happens to be a demolitions expert, sets off a series of controlled explosions that destroys the first and second floors of the house, making the attic sit right on top of the basement where the demon and spirits are forced into battle.
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Mar 3, 2013 09:25
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I demand Lowtax's magnum opus, Doom House be adapted into a major Holywood motion picture, starring Keith David and Tom Skerritt; directed by Richard Linklater.
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Gonz posted:I demand Lowtax's magnum opus, Doom House be adapted into a major Holywood motion picture, starring Keith David and Tom Skerritt; directed by Richard Linklater. What about Mood House?
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