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Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
So a 2003 Dodge Caravan Taxi comes in for service:



The owner claims that the 3.3L under the hood is still the original and that he's always taken good care of it. It ran and drove about as well as anyone would expect, despite the CEL being lit. I don't suppose it's impossible to achieve something like this with proper maintenance, I just never thought I'd see it on a newer Caravan. :psyduck:

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Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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Half a million miles driving a box of embarrassment and shame. My personal idea of hell.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
Jeff Gordon takes an unsuspecting car salesman for a test drive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5mHPo2yDG8

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

kastein posted:

Jeff Gordon takes an unsuspecting car salesman for a test drive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5mHPo2yDG8

That was pure evil.

SyHopeful
Jun 24, 2007
May an IDF soldier mistakenly gun down my own parents and face no repercussions i'd totally be cool with it cuz accidents are unavoidable in a low-intensity conflict, man

Keep it going!

http://youtu.be/myzwHDf3NhY

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Wow, there sure are a lot of people mad about Honda jokingly associating the Odyssey with 70s and 80s conversion vans. Life without a sense of humor must be tough.

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!

kastein posted:

Jeff Gordon takes an unsuspecting car salesman for a test drive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5mHPo2yDG8

This would be awesome if it wasn't completely staged. Though I understand why it had to be staged.

bung
Dec 14, 2004

The best van. The George Barris Supervan.

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW

Gon' comment fishin'. Let's see if I get a bite.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

Q_res posted:

This would be awesome if it wasn't completely staged. Though I understand why it had to be staged.

yeah, lawyers :arghfist:

I still laughed my rear end off.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012




If I had to drive a minivan, I'd definitely take this one:



(Stolen from the Hong Kong thread)

Octopus Magic
Dec 19, 2003

I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU LIKE* AND I NEED TO BE SURE YOU ALL KNOW THAT EVERY TIME I POST

*unless it's a DSM in which case we cool ^_^
Japanese take vans really seriously. I remember seeing 6 pot Project Mu calipers + Advan wheels on Minivans.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Tusen Takk posted:

If I had to drive a minivan, I'd definitely take this one:



(Stolen from the Hong Kong thread)

I'd take this one:

azflyboy
Nov 9, 2005

Grumbletron 4000 posted:

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/47uF0pF.jpg

I imagine that thing smelling like cheap tequila and cigarettes mingled with cherry scented little tree air freshener. What happened to all those vans? I remember the custom van being pretty plentiful when I was a child but there doesn't appear to be any left at all. I desperately want one.

I actually saw a van from that era today.

I couldn't tell the make/model, but it was painted a pastel blue with a big mural of a wolf on each side, with "LONE WOLF" (and a smaller wolf painting) on the spare tire cover. The paint looked faded enough to be originally from the 1970's, so I guess someone decided it was worth keeping something that awesome on the road for 30+ years.

Aurune
Jun 17, 2006


Best Van ever.
http://www.race-taxi.ch

VW bus with a 993 turbo motor and running gear

Aurune fucked around with this message at 07:26 on Mar 13, 2013

OrganizedEntropy
Jun 17, 2005
Carnot Can Kiss My Ass

Q_res posted:

This would be awesome if it wasn't completely staged. Though I understand why it had to be staged.

The drat car wasn't even a V8 camaro. :colbert:

Aurune
Jun 17, 2006

OrganizedEntropy posted:

The drat car wasn't even a V8 camaro. :colbert:

The car isn't even a stick or a 09.

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002


I have Supervan on VHS. I don't even own a VCR.

Octopus Magic
Dec 19, 2003

I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU LIKE* AND I NEED TO BE SURE YOU ALL KNOW THAT EVERY TIME I POST

*unless it's a DSM in which case we cool ^_^

Aurune posted:

Best Van ever.
http://www.race-taxi.ch

VW bus with a 993 turbo motor and running gear

Yawn. Please.



This is the best van ever. :colbert:

Vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ideOEsshob0

Octopus Magic fucked around with this message at 13:44 on Mar 13, 2013

PhotoKirk
Jul 2, 2007

insert witty text here

That's all footage from The Van. I have that on VHS somewhere. The titular van is a yellow Dodge van called The Straight Arrow, yet they play that awful "Chevy Van" song at least three times during the film.

Standard '70s softcore comedy.

Voltage
Sep 4, 2004

MALT LIQUOR!

kastein posted:

Jeff Gordon takes an unsuspecting car salesman for a test drive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5mHPo2yDG8

They made him look like Gordon Freeman :steam:

rscott
Dec 10, 2009

Octopus Magic posted:

Yawn. Please.



This is the best van ever. :colbert:

Vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ideOEsshob0

Remember driving this thing in Gran Turismo 2

JerseyDevil
Jun 26, 2009

trouser chili posted:

Post it, I can probably identify. I agree they are tough though, I still struggle sometimes and I'm knee deep in old Benz anymore.








Sorry for the poo poo photos, my phone just hates focusing on this thing through the windshield I guess. I'm still thinking W113. Any ideas?

JerseyDevil fucked around with this message at 15:00 on Mar 13, 2013

trouser chili
Mar 27, 2002

Unnngggggghhhhh
That's a Pagoda, w113. Looks like it has euro headlights fitted.

Viking Blood
Jun 17, 2005

The hammer of the Gods will drive our riffs to new lands

Gorilla Salad posted:

I'd take this one:



I want that sooo bad.
I think there's one abandoned just outside of Novac.

trouser chili
Mar 27, 2002

Unnngggggghhhhh

Root Bear posted:

So a 2003 Dodge Caravan Taxi comes in for service:



The owner claims that the 3.3L under the hood is still the original and that he's always taken good care of it. It ran and drove about as well as anyone would expect, despite the CEL being lit. I don't suppose it's impossible to achieve something like this with proper maintenance, I just never thought I'd see it on a newer Caravan. :psyduck:

The 3.3 is a perfectly fine motor in so far as reliability goes, it's the transmissions behind them that's the problem. Those Dodge vans are rally quite simple to keep on the road in my experience, as long as you are willing to replace the transmission every time it shits the bed, and have four joints in your arm to change the rear bank of spark plugs every 100k or so.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


trouser chili posted:

The 3.3 is a perfectly fine motor

175hp from a 3.3 :v:

trouser chili
Mar 27, 2002

Unnngggggghhhhh

KozmoNaut posted:

175hp from a 3.3 :v:

Yeah and it's not very efficient either. It is however fairly reliable.

Also, I can show you a 2.4 that makes 67hp that is actually very well regarded.

JerseyDevil
Jun 26, 2009

trouser chili posted:

That's a Pagoda, w113. Looks like it has euro headlights fitted.

Thanks for the confirmation! I'm assuming the euro headlights are fully clear while the US headlights have amber signal lenses?

trouser chili
Mar 27, 2002

Unnngggggghhhhh

JerseyDevil posted:

Thanks for the confirmation! I'm assuming the euro headlights are fully clear while the US headlights have amber signal lenses?

Euro is single piece of glass covering multiple reflectors and lamps. US (NHTSA) is a bezel containing a standard 7-inch round sealed beam and a turn signal/running lamp.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


trouser chili posted:

Yeah and it's not very efficient either. It is however fairly reliable.

Also, I can show you a 2.4 that makes 67hp that is actually very well regarded.

I hope it's either ancient or a naturally-aspirated diesel.

trouser chili
Mar 27, 2002

Unnngggggghhhhh

KozmoNaut posted:

I hope it's either ancient or a naturally-aspirated diesel.

How about both?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercedes-Benz_OM616

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle



It's also a 40-year-old design, which may explain the lack of power. The 3.3L V6 in the Dodge Caravan is 20 years younger.

beep-beep car is go
Apr 11, 2005

I can just eyeball this, right?



KozmoNaut posted:

It's also a 40-year-old design, which may explain the lack of power. The 3.3L V6 in the Dodge Caravan is 20 years younger.

And makes more than double the power! :v:

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Shampoo posted:

And makes more than double the power! :v:

With less than 40% additional displacement. Truly a wonder of modern technology! :v:

Cenodoxus
Mar 29, 2012

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Root Bear posted:

So a 2003 Dodge Caravan Taxi comes in for service:



The owner claims that the 3.3L under the hood is still the original and that he's always taken good care of it. It ran and drove about as well as anyone would expect, despite the CEL being lit. I don't suppose it's impossible to achieve something like this with proper maintenance, I just never thought I'd see it on a newer Caravan. :psyduck:

Maintenance schedules on taxis are ridiculously strict, and rightfully so. If I did 150+ miles a day of stop-and-go driving, I'd want to get my big metal deathwagon inspected and fixed up as often as I possibly could. :cheeky:

I'm curious - what kind of condition is the interior in?

travisray2004
Dec 2, 2004
SuprMan
Judging by the dash, not great.

kmcormick9
Feb 2, 2004
Magenta Alert

KozmoNaut posted:

175hp from a 3.3 :v:

Choose 2

-Cheap
-Reliable
-Powerful

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

kmcormick9 posted:

Choose 2

-Cheap
-Reliable
-Powerful

If its British or old european, Pick one.

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Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

cursedshitbox posted:

If its British or old european, Pick one.

You forgot Rotary.

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