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quantum_squirrel
Aug 9, 2006

Jerk McJerkface posted:



I'd be terrified that'd fall on my face.
First thing that came to my mind:

The Beef's magical underpants story arc from Achewood, anno 2006.

quantum_squirrel has a new favorite as of 19:41 on Mar 19, 2013

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Sono
Apr 9, 2008




Waffleman_ posted:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/902655470/headflat-the-smartphone-hands-free-solution

Obviously the best place to put my expensive phone is hanging off my hat a good foot from my face!

E: Did you guys know that your iPhone is as big as a 60 inch HDTV if you just hold it a foot from your face?

It looks like the weight of the phone would pull the hat off. Is there any way to counterbalance it? Maybe by adding a coffee cup holder to the back of the hat?

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
HeadFlat is a terrible name. I don't get it. Why not call it "HeadsUpGaming" or "GameHUD" or something like that?! :confused:

"HeadHolder", anything would be more descriptive than "Head Flat". Sounds like your brain has hit a bump and is quickly going stupid, better put some air in there before you get "HEADFLAT(tm)"

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Sono posted:

It looks like the weight of the phone would pull the hat off. Is there any way to counterbalance it? Maybe by adding a coffee cup holder to the back of the hat?

People had those things like 10 years ago holding the old bricky iPod Video devices and those weighed a lot more than a modern phone. So i think it's probably find.

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

"Your smartphone becomes a gaming console!" Obviously the only thing that was preventing this was the lack of a hat.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Machai posted:

"Your smartphone becomes a gaming console!" Obviously the only thing that was preventing this was the lack of a hat.

Lookit this scrub, gaming hatless.

DoctorPresident
Jul 21, 2012
"So I watched this Vice Documentary about North Corea..."

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/408713449/seven-nights-in-north-korea?ref=recently_launched

"hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh-uh"

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jaesupreme/classic-butt-the-single?ref=recently_launched

"THE SHEEP ARE U!"

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/413935257/east-bay-politix?ref=recently_launched

"Keep Calm and Steal Content"

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1830877011/keep-clam?ref=recently_launched

Jerry Seinfeld
Mar 30, 2009

...$2,200 to make a shirt for a bunch of people? What the gently caress? How do people completely miss the point of Kickstarter so often?

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007
:sidvicious:



This is just the absolute worst. Seriously out of all the trash I've seen in this thread, this is the one I hate the most.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

"lovely kickstarter posted:

But should you wish to have a digital download as well, I would be more than happy to send you one. In any color you like!
Gosh, that would save me the 45 seconds it would take to make it myself. :rolleye:

The whole project is dumb and missed the "Keep calm and ___" fad by about a year but on top of that the reward tiers make no sense. There's no option to just buy a shirt, you can only get it bundled with 15 buttons or stickers.
The really really dumb part of this is that a spell check wouldn't flag "clam" as an error.

Otcho
May 4, 2012

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

The really really dumb part of this is that a spell check wouldn't flag "clam" as an error.

This is the joke.

"joke"

Chewbot
Dec 2, 2005

My Revenge Meat!


I wonder if Threadless is ok with this.

Funny thing is, if his website is legit then he's done some good design work for real clients. Why go so lazy/cynical about the KS audience?

Chewbot has a new favorite as of 09:30 on Mar 20, 2013

DoctorPresident
Jul 21, 2012
I guess he is just trying to make fast money and thought that slapping a meme on something would be the easiest way to do it.

I mean, it has happened before:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/bufr/meme-defense-an-iphone-tower-defense-game?ref=live

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/shannonbartish/wear-the-meme-stylish-internet-inspired-tees?ref=live

DoctorPresident has a new favorite as of 09:51 on Mar 20, 2013

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

DoctorPresident posted:

I guess he is just trying to make fast money and thought that slapping a meme on something would be the easiest way to do it.

I mean, it has happened before:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/bufr/meme-defense-an-iphone-tower-defense-game?ref=live

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/shannonbartish/wear-the-meme-stylish-internet-inspired-tees?ref=live

If there's any hope left in this world it's that meme shirts aren't universally funded like iphone stuff

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!
Soiled Meat

Machai posted:

"Your smartphone becomes a gaming console!" Obviously the only thing that was preventing this was the lack of a hat.

We need an Ouya fedora, PS3 duster, Wii walking cane. Accessorizing - now gamers can do it too!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


And not the article of clothing kind.

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Jerry Cotton posted:

And not the article of clothing kind.

I was imagining one of those shady back-alley "salesman" with a big coat that has the merchandise hanging on the inside. "Pssst, hey! Wanna buy a PS3? I got the God of War special edition. Only fifty bucks."

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
nm

Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 14:59 on Mar 20, 2013

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Jerk McJerkface posted:



I'd be terrified that'd fall on my face.

Funny, after years of playing Nintendo VirtualBoy, I settled lying it on my face like this as the most comfortable position.. The normal way they suggest leads to terrible neck strain.

13stitches
Mar 13, 2012

You were born free, you got fucked out of half of it and you wave a flag celebrating it.

So this guy will either be detained in record time or get the chance to see one of the famous NK labour camps, though without the possibility of traveling back to tell his story - both wich aren't worth my money.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

twoday posted:

Funny, after years of playing Nintendo VirtualBoy, I settled lying it on my face like this as the most comfortable position.. The normal way they suggest leads to terrible neck strain.

How could you have been playing a virtual boy for years? It gives you terrible headaches after five minutes of use and had nogames.

Why would you do that to yourself?

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/364014223/daily-gaming-game-plays

Please give me $1700 to do Let's Plays.

Also, for a kickstarter that's really Something Awful, regular SA writers David Thorpe and Jon Hendren need $500. They need it to pour Dom Perignon into some adult diapers and drink it from the diapers.

http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/we-re-going-to-pour-some-dom-p-into-a-diaper

DMW45
Oct 29, 2011

Come into my parlor~
Said the spider to the fly~
Edit: Whoops, wrong Kickstarter thread. That's what I get for having both open.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Waffleman_ posted:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/364014223/daily-gaming-game-plays

Please give me $1700 to do Let's Plays.

Also, for a kickstarter that's really Something Awful, regular SA writers David Thorpe and Jon Hendren need $500. They need it to pour Dom Perignon into some adult diapers and drink it from the diapers.

http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/we-re-going-to-pour-some-dom-p-into-a-diaper

These make me sad that I never got to pledge to Zorak's sandwich Kickstarter :smith:

RIP in peace sandwich Kickstarter.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Waffleman_ posted:

Also, for a kickstarter that's really Something Awful, regular SA writers David Thorpe and Jon Hendren need $500. They need it to pour Dom Perignon into some adult diapers and drink it from the diapers.

http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/we-re-going-to-pour-some-dom-p-into-a-diaper

"I'll fly to your house and kiss you on the mouth, then leave. If you live near me, I'll just drive I guess. (This is Dave, Jon probably won't kiss you) (Update: This is Jon, I'll come too and totally kiss you)"

If I had $1500 to spare...

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Volcott posted:

How could you have been playing a virtual boy for years? It gives you terrible headaches after five minutes of use and had nogames.

Why would you do that to yourself?

It had Warioland and a good Mario Tennis game.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

I think this is a Kickstarter we can all get behind.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

I don't know, I think $21mil is on the low side for today's state-of-the-art defense technology.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

gnarlyhotep posted:

I don't know, I think $21mil is on the low side for today's state-of-the-art defense technology.

Well, obviously they wanted $94 billion but revised that number down.

It's really just one of those Kickstarters where they'll use the crowdsourced money to present their ideas to more wealthy donors.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

DoctorStrangelove posted:

These make me sad that I never got to pledge to Zorak's sandwich Kickstarter :smith:

RIP in peace sandwich Kickstarter.

You could always start an Indiegogo campaign to buy a sandwich for Zorak.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Remember that T1 on your old phone? Well, now it can be on your android, and also not be poo poo
http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/the-minuum-keyboard-project

It looks nifty and useful. Who wants to tell me how and why it's a scam? :smith:

Pomp has a new favorite as of 12:24 on Mar 21, 2013

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Pomp posted:

Remember that T1 on your old phone? Well, now it can be on your android, and also not be poo poo
http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/the-minuum-keyboard-project

It looks nifty and useful. Who wants to tell me how and why it's a scam? :smith:

It's on Indiegogo.

Orzo
Sep 3, 2004

IT! IT is confusing! Say your goddamn pronouns!

Jedit posted:

It's on Indiegogo.
The fixed funding cancels that out.

miguelito
Oct 5, 2012

I'm WILD about
WILDMAN
(ask me about sexy shaving)
I don't know what amazes me more - the ingenuity of some scammers, or the stupidity of the internet.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/susanwilson/9-year-old-building-an-rpg-to-prove-her-brothers-w?ref=category

The gist: White middle-class mom wants 900 bucks for her :3: widdle daughter (who plays on PS3 and Kindle HD) to visit RPG Camp so she can make an RPG. This is because a.) her brothers called her a poopyhead and this is clearly the best solution and b.) it's a meaningful step to make "Girls in Tech" (verbatim quote from the thumbnail) more relevant.

The first reason would classify this as a light-hearted parody kickstarter, the second one however is just impossible to fathom in human thoughts.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

miguelito posted:

I don't know what amazes me more - the ingenuity of some scammers, or the stupidity of the internet.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/susanwilson/9-year-old-building-an-rpg-to-prove-her-brothers-w?ref=category

The gist: White middle-class mom wants 900 bucks for her :3: widdle daughter (who plays on PS3 and Kindle HD) to visit RPG Camp so she can make an RPG. This is because a.) her brothers called her a poopyhead and this is clearly the best solution and b.) it's a meaningful step to make "Girls in Tech" (verbatim quote from the thumbnail) more relevant.

The first reason would classify this as a light-hearted parody kickstarter, the second one however is just impossible to fathom in human thoughts.

Quote From Kickstarter posted:

My name is Mackenzie Wilson and I'm 9 but because you have to be 18 to have a project on Kickstarter, I'm partnering with my mom, Susan Wilson who told me to say she's 29 but I made her a birthday cake last week so I know she's 43.

I read this first part and assumed that it is a joke, right? Its in for almost $3,000 funded for a $829 goal so I can't tell anymore.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

miguelito posted:

I don't know what amazes me more - the ingenuity of some scammers, or the stupidity of the internet.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/susanwilson/9-year-old-building-an-rpg-to-prove-her-brothers-w?ref=category

The gist: White middle-class mom wants 900 bucks for her :3: widdle daughter (who plays on PS3 and Kindle HD) to visit RPG Camp so she can make an RPG. This is because a.) her brothers called her a poopyhead and this is clearly the best solution and b.) it's a meaningful step to make "Girls in Tech" (verbatim quote from the thumbnail) more relevant.

The first reason would classify this as a light-hearted parody kickstarter, the second one however is just impossible to fathom in human thoughts.

quote:

I'll be attending the World's #1 Tech Camp (https://www.internaldrive.com) with "ridiculously small ratios" which means personalized instructions with just 8 kids per adult instructor. I'll be using using RPG Maker®, a massively popular RPG (role-playing game) development tool–user-friendly for beginners, but powerful enough for advanced game developers. The camp says "an intuitive drag-and-drop interface, RPG Maker®’s extensive library of characters and tile-based environments will have you creating fantastic RPG worlds, maps and awesome heroes. Take home your custom role-playing game for you and your friends to put to the test! Students will be introduced to the concepts of tiling, pixel art and conditional statements in creating their own top-down 2D RPG. This unique tool allows beginners to create a polished game that includes story dialogue boxes, custom items, and weapons, as well as battles with enemies and bosses."

That's some grade A viral marketing.

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

quote:

Mean older brothers say she can't so my daughter's proving she can do what they can't - BUILD HER OWN RPG game AND pay for it!
So, us paying for it means she is paying or it? I'm confused.

BoutrosBoutros
Dec 6, 2010
I don't really get the big deal about that one. Girl wants to go to camp, and other people want to pay for it. Are we really scraping the bottom of the bucket so hard that this is considered terrible?

miguelito
Oct 5, 2012

I'm WILD about
WILDMAN
(ask me about sexy shaving)
I also appreciate how she implicitly represents her other two children as worthless bastards, provided this is indeed an actual person and not a completely fake setup.

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Cat Planet
Jun 26, 2010

:420: :catdrugs: :420:

BoutrosBoutros posted:

I don't really get the big deal about that one. Girl wants to go to camp, and other people want to pay for it. Are we really scraping the bottom of the bucket so hard that this is considered terrible?

Not really, it's just proof that people will throw money at anything that has cute kids :3:

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