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FUN FACT: Daredevil himself made this poster.
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Mr. Carlisle posted:The only thing that comes to mind when I see this: 
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Mar 27, 2013 20:25
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Clearly this is a face-swapped Jeff Goldblum from the end of Independence Day.
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Mar 27, 2013 20:31
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The difference being that Dredd could gently caress up the poo poo of anyone in the preceding posters. Nuts to Bruce Campbell, chins can kill.
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Mar 27, 2013 20:47
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Sir Lemming posted:FUN FACT: Daredevil himself made this poster. Hahaha, that's exactly what I was thinking. That's some really hosed perspective, it reminds me of that hilarious Michael Jackson/Batman comic, except on a ledge instead of the street.
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Mar 27, 2013 20:59
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Sir Lemming posted:FUN FACT: Daredevil himself made this poster. For a second I thought you meant Ben Affleck...
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Mar 27, 2013 23:40
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Shoehead posted:For a second I thought you meant Ben Affleck... Hey, you can't make old Ben Affleck jokes now that he's both talented and credible. (he should remake Daredevil himself and really prove everyone wrong)
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Mar 27, 2013 23:46
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You know, my hand to God: I would love modern day Pretty Talented Director Ben Affleck to remake Daredevil. I don't think he should star in it, by any stretch, mind. But God, if he pulled it off? He could go on a multi-state killing spree and I'd still go "ah, I'll let that go."
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Mike From Nowhere posted:You know, my hand to God: I would love modern day Pretty Talented Director Ben Affleck to remake Daredevil. At least Daredevil was an actual for real white guy so I guess that's a little better.
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Mar 28, 2013 18:02
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schwenz posted:
I really wish the tagline said "beaking." But I guess that would have taken about a half-second longer to come up with.
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Mar 28, 2013 20:09
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Wildeyes posted:I really wish the tagline said "beaking." I'm really hoping they top the birds' screen time in this one by having them appear once, in the last five minutes.
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Mar 28, 2013 21:08
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I'm not interested in this at all because I feel like it's going to be 90 minutes of someone explaining a joke.
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Mar 28, 2013 21:09
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Nikaer Drekin posted:I'm really hoping they top the birds' screen time in this one by having them appear once, in the last five minutes. The funniest parts of Birdemic came pre-birds. "I get it, lovers on the moon!"
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Mar 28, 2013 21:31
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schwenz posted:
Gotta be fair though, pretty clever/cheeky to use the "Hitchcock" as the title font.
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Mar 28, 2013 22:00
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While not exactly a poster per se, this is an official piece of promotional material for Trance. Which I thought was pretty cool.
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Mar 28, 2013 22:27
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I'll give any movie with a party dog on the poster a chance, as long as the dog doesn't talk.
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Mar 28, 2013 22:29
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schwenz posted:
I just can't get over how guy on the left (I think that was the lead in the first?) is holding those two pistols. It's just so drat awkward 
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Mar 28, 2013 22:50
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Hewlett posted:I just can't get over how guy on the left (I think that was the lead in the first?) is holding those two pistols. It's just so drat awkward Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's the main guy. I don't know if you saw the first one, but yeah, he's pretty much the most awkward dude in existence.
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Mar 28, 2013 22:52
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Nikaer Drekin posted:Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's the main guy. I don't know if you saw the first one, but yeah, he's pretty much the most awkward dude in existence. While watching it, I swore he wore glasses and they made him take them off because of glare or something. He even drives stiffly.
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Mar 28, 2013 23:03
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muscles like this? posted:While not exactly a poster per se, this is an official piece of promotional material for Trance. I like that the distorted VHS look is "in" right now.
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Mar 28, 2013 23:12
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Mark Harmon is a man who has never had a good haircut.
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Mar 29, 2013 01:37
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 If you haven't seen Pontypool, it's a Canadian 'zombie' film. It's got a really unique twist and despite some flaws it manages to stay tense and entertaining throughout. They're apparently making a sequel, and this is the first poster. I like it. Some other new posters.     and finally, a movie you might have actually heard of. 
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Mar 29, 2013 02:59
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Uwe Boll's latest masterpiece:
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Mar 29, 2013 04:53
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Bullet holes the size of matzo balls.
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Mar 29, 2013 05:00
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So it's just Rampage: New York?
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Mar 29, 2013 05:12
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I'm digging the style of this poster, it reminds me of a 1970s paperback cover, which makes sense for a vampire movie.
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Mar 29, 2013 05:19
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bowser posted:
I keep wanting to see a skull be made up of a combination of the birds and the clouds but it only works on the left side and I keep mentally trying to fill it in on the right side. It's like being infected with vision and the tag line isn't helping and now I want to see it even more.
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Mar 29, 2013 05:40
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Terminal Entropy posted:I keep wanting to see a skull be made up of a combination of the birds and the clouds but it only works on the left side and I keep mentally trying to fill it in on the right side. It's like being infected with vision and the tag line isn't helping and now I want to see it even more. It almost works when it's timg. And that Uwe Boll poster looks OK, but I'm stupid so what do I know.
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Mar 29, 2013 05:44
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Dillbag posted:Uwe Boll's latest masterpiece: Is the character a giant?
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Mar 29, 2013 06:05
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bowser posted:If you haven't seen Pontypool, it's a Canadian 'zombie' film. It's got a really unique twist and despite some flaws it manages to stay tense and entertaining throughout. They're apparently making a sequel, and this is the first poster. I like it. I wonder if they're going to keep the same "one room" perspective. Probably not, I'm guessing they take the [rec] 3 method of completely ignoring everything that worked in the previous film. Heh, just noticed the ear.
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Mar 29, 2013 06:46
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Wait, what? This can't be official, can it? (I only ask 'cause you put it alongside other official posters) I assume it's fan-made, but it's amazing to me that they'd take all the time to make the Photoshopping look decent, and then not bother to use the bold white block font, but instead the sort of glowy text we might expect for a fan film. Oh, to have been a fly on the wall as they discussed exactly how much Minion rear end-crack would be shown on that poster. Someone signed off on that. And not just one guy, either. Lots of people. I bet there were multiple drafts. And discussions. An all-morning meeting one Monday. 
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Mar 29, 2013 08:05
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Icon-Cat posted:Wait, what? This can't be official, can it? (I only ask 'cause you put it alongside other official posters) I'm assuming it's a post-release poster, one of those things that would get sold at Walmart or whatnot
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Mar 29, 2013 08:10
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Terminal Entropy posted:I keep wanting to see a skull be made up of a combination of the birds and the clouds but it only works on the left side and I keep mentally trying to fill it in on the right side. It's like being infected with vision and the tag line isn't helping and now I want to see it even more. I think it's an ear. I couldn't say. At the least, I've been looking at it for five minutes straight, so if they wanted me to stare at their advertising at great length, mission accomplished.
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Mar 29, 2013 08:23
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bowser posted:
Loved the first one, but this poster surely has to be the shittiest attempt of all time at a skull formation.
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Mar 29, 2013 09:32
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happyhippy posted:Loved the first one, but this poster surely has to be the shittiest attempt of all time at a skull formation. If you stare at it for 30 seconds and then blink rapidly it looks like Jesus Christ. It isn't a skull formation.
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Mar 29, 2013 09:57
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Chichevache posted:If you stare at it for 30 seconds and then blink rapidly it looks like Jesus Christ. I'm pretty sure it's a grinning skull.
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Mar 29, 2013 10:08
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The linked smaller pic of it in my previous post shows it clearly as a skull.
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Mar 29, 2013 10:13
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It's a skull. Look at the black, not the gaps, and discount the smallest size of crow.
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No, he's right. It's clearly just a bunch of identical crows carrying ears flying in bizarrely staggered groups.
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