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Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!
Look at the poster in a thumbnail, it's an obvious skull. I actually like the fact =that you really have to look to see a skull in the full size version. The whole skull formation thing on posters is pretty cliche so I like how it's not so bleeding obvious.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

MikeJF posted:

It's a skull. Look at the black, not the gaps, and discount the smallest size of crow.

Now that I see it thumbnailed I was wrong and stupid and poo poo.

scary ghost dog posted:

No, he's right. It's clearly just a bunch of identical crows carrying ears flying in bizarrely staggered groups.

Well that's how I would have made the poster. :colbert:

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




Why is it that heads always look so off? Why is that so hard to get right?

Aatrek
Jul 19, 2004

by Fistgrrl
I loving love Greg Kinnear's expression on that one. :smug:

Hewlett
Mar 4, 2005

"DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!"

Also, drink
and watch movies.
That's fun too.

Aatrek posted:

I loving love Greg Kinnear's expression on that one. :smug:

Just peeking out from behind the books, going "You know I'm in this. I can't not be."

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Aatrek posted:

I loving love Greg Kinnear's expression on that one. :smug:

Reminds me of the "Faces of Greg Kinnear" gag he used to do when he hosted Talk Soup. Of course I can't find it anywhere.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

Canned Panda posted:

Why is it that heads always look so off? Why is that so hard to get right?



Because the body is always taken from a different source and its way too easy to lose objectivity on how big a head should be when you've been working on it and adjusting it for hours.

Come And See
Sep 15, 2008

We're all awash in a sea of blood, and the least we can do is wave to each other.


quote:

Ponypool confusion

Considering Ponypool 1 was about unnatural and infectious language that turned its victims into zombies when they tried to make sense of it, that poster almost nearly working but not quite makes it absolutely perfect.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
Ponypool sounds rad.

But is it a pool full of ponies or a pony in a pool?

lessthankyle
Dec 19, 2002

SKA SUCKS
Soiled Meat

Tomero_the_Great posted:

Considering Ponypool 1 was about unnatural and infectious language that turned its victims into zombies when they tried to make sense of it, that poster almost nearly working but not quite makes it absolutely perfect.

I've always felt Pontypool had strong Absurdist tones to it, and the poster seems to be a good continuation of that, especially with our natural desire to find patterns in things like that.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Tomero_the_Great posted:

Considering Ponypool 1 was about unnatural and infectious language that turned its victims into zombies when they tried to make sense of it, that poster almost nearly working but not quite makes it absolutely perfect.

I was just thinking the same thing. That is a great poster.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
There's just something magical about Gene Wilder's hat.



And teeth.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I always wanted to see how they edited posters before Photoshop or similiar programs were around

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

Zzulu posted:

I always wanted to see how they edited posters before Photoshop or similiar programs were around

Composite photography. Basically a manual version of photoshop layers.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
And movie about a liar wearing "honest" Abe's hat, good joke.

lunar detritus
May 6, 2009


I really like this one. I mean it's pretty simple in its execution but I like how it works with the title.

Late Unpleasantness
Mar 26, 2008

s m o k e d
Composite photography/photomontage/combination printing goes all the way back. Another You is from '91 so they might have actually brightened those teeth in Photoshop!

But there's nothing like a painted poster. How about Eastwood ...by Frazetta?

PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT BEING ALLERGIC TO POSITIVITY

Here's a TV poster so bad that I felt the need to quote it in this thread too:

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Late Unpleasantness posted:

Composite photography/photomontage/combination printing goes all the way back. Another You is from '91 so they might have actually brightened those teeth in Photoshop!

But there's nothing like a painted poster. How about Eastwood ...by Frazetta?



Holy poo poo, this movie must be incredible!

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Darthemed posted:

There's just something magical about Gene Wilder's hat.



And teeth.

Gene Wilder looks like a really bad wax statue of Eric Idle. Clearly Richard Pryor is very uncomfortable with this.

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006


From the Gauntlet to the Glove:

Crowetron
Apr 29, 2009


I feel like I must never see this movie, because there is no way it could be as good as that poster.

Sheldrake
Jul 19, 2006

~pettin in the park~

Crowetron posted:

I feel like I must never see this movie, because there is no way it could be as good as that poster.

It's not, but it's still a pretty solid movie.

Renoistic
Jul 27, 2007

Everyone has a
guardian angel.

Crowetron posted:

I feel like I must never see this movie, because there is no way it could be as good as that poster.

It's one of the most :psyduck: action movies I've seen. No idea if it holds up today but that poster isn't that far from the truth.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

spanky the dolphin posted:

From the Gauntlet to the Glove:



Is there a reason why all of the stuff on the poster reads like it was written by someone whose first language isn't English?

edit: Holy poo poo this movie has a theme song that's even more hilarious than that poster. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9esbGQauCI

Also:


I love so many things about this poster.

CPL593H fucked around with this message at 09:56 on Mar 30, 2013

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

CPL593H posted:

Is there a reason why all of the stuff on the poster reads like it was written by someone whose first language isn't English?

edit: Holy poo poo this movie has a theme song that's even more hilarious than that poster. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9esbGQauCI

Also:


I love so many things about this poster.

The thing I love most about that poster is how it doesn't mention Kristine de Bell's most famous credit.

She played Alice in the 1970s porno musical version of Alice in Wonderland

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

CPL593H posted:

Is there a reason why all of the stuff on the poster reads like it was written by someone whose first language isn't English?

edit: Holy poo poo this movie has a theme song that's even more hilarious than that poster. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9esbGQauCI

No you can't escape from the kiss and rape of The Glove!

This one makes The Glove a tad more threatening.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

A glove that sexually assaults people is threatening enough already.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Vagabundo posted:

A glove that sexually assaults people is threatening enough already.

The Love Glove?

Jefferoo
Jun 24, 2008

by Lowtax


I don't know what to think.

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.
I kind of like that poster. It's like a long forgotten VHS cover art or something. It's certainly better than the actual cover they used (Though it's not really all that different).

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Vagabundo posted:

A glove that sexually assaults people is threatening enough already.

Reminds me of the powerglove kid from The Wizard.  Also "Fister roboto" from Archer.  There was some cheesy 80's movie about an evil robot impregnating a woman too.


That Weird Science poster is rad, but the movie is one of Hughes' worst, full of white male privilege and sexism. So of course I liked it as a teenager.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
So this beauty turned up in the AusPol thread.



I assume this is part of a series, and a bunch of countries are getting a poster of their robot, right? Because this sounds like an awesome idea.

EDIT: I like that the Australian robot wields nice, big knives.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

spanky the dolphin posted:

No you can't escape from the kiss and rape of The Glove!

This one makes The Glove a tad more threatening.



I'll see your glove and raise you... a hand!

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Cleretic posted:

So this beauty turned up in the AusPol thread.



I assume this is part of a series, and a bunch of countries are getting a poster of their robot, right? Because this sounds like an awesome idea.

EDIT: I like that the Australian robot wields nice, big knives.

Yeah they've all been posted in the Pacific Rim thread. I believe there's one for China, Russia, Australia, USA and Japan

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
I hope there are more, like http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m135oeYC6H1qhrsdqo1_500.png

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Cleretic posted:

So this beauty turned up in the AusPol thread.



I assume this is part of a series, and a bunch of countries are getting a poster of their robot, right? Because this sounds like an awesome idea.

EDIT: I like that the Australian robot wields nice, big knives.

Tha's not a knoife.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

effectual posted:

Reminds me of the powerglove kid from The Wizard.  Also "Fister roboto" from Archer.  There was some cheesy 80's movie about an evil robot impregnating a woman too.

You're talking about Demon Seed, which had it's own mix of horrible and awesome posters...


This makes it sound very I Spit On Your Grave or some other rape-exploitation movie.


This, OTOH, makes it sound more like Rosemary's Baby, which is definitely a step in the right direction.


This fully embraces the science-fiction angle of the story, with the first shot of the robot arm, the tagline, and the '70s hi-tech computer font for the title. That robot arm looks like it's a real threat, too.

So, when the film was put on video, guess what direction they went with...

:wtc:

Fortunately, the DVD release uses the second movie poster.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Yeah, spoiler alert: the titular demon is a computer.

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Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

"Oh dear, am I carrying the demon seed? Little old me? Oh dear."

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