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Forktoss
Feb 13, 2012

I'm OK, you're so-so

Waffleman_ posted:

Well, I can already tell the target audience of this movie from the poster, and they might need to spelled out.

Yeah, they probably won't be very smart.

And you need to spell things out to people who aren't very smart.

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Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

NoneMoreNegative posted:


Lost for words.

Huh, so that's where that band got their name.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Waffleman_ posted:

Well, I can already tell the target audience of this movie from the poster, and they might need to spelled out.

Huh???


Forktoss posted:

Yeah, they probably won't be very smart.

And you need to spell things out to people who aren't very smart.

Ohhhhhh!

casa de mi padre
Sep 3, 2012
Black people are the real racists!
I wonder how much a movie called "This Movie Is For Stupid People" would gross. That would be a great experiment for one of those rich comedians in their 40s that doesn't really need to produce another hit.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

casa de mi padre posted:

I wonder how much a movie called "This Movie Is For Stupid People" would gross. That would be a great experiment for one of those rich comedians in their 40s that doesn't really need to produce another hit.

Wouldn't that basically be a less subtle Idiocracy?

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN

CPL593H posted:

I love that the tagline mentions the Orca "destroys sharks". It's like a child having a play ground argument came up with the whole concept and some kid said "This is just a crappy version of Jaws" and his response was "Nuh-uh! Orca could totally kill Jaws!".

There actually is a scene in the movie, in which Orca kills the gently caress out of Jaws. It actually happens. He straight-up destroys the shark.

Orca is kinda awesome.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

casa de mi padre posted:

I wonder how much a movie called "This Movie Is For Stupid People" would gross. That would be a great experiment for one of those rich comedians in their 40s that doesn't really need to produce another hit.

That's every Adam Sandler movie.

Jefferoo
Jun 24, 2008

by Lowtax

Mister Chief posted:

That's every Adam Sandler movie.



Adam Sandler is the greatest sham to comedy in existence.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

There actually is a scene in the movie, in which Orca kills the gently caress out of Jaws. It actually happens. He straight-up destroys the shark.

Orca is kinda awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRBIdo5KEJQ

Don\t be such a loving wimp, fight that whale

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

There actually is a scene in the movie, in which Orca kills the gently caress out of Jaws. It actually happens. He straight-up destroys the shark.

Orca is kinda awesome.

I've always been aware of this movie and never really thought about seeking it out.

And then you said this thing and now I'm totally seeing this.

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN

CPL593H posted:

I've always been aware of this movie and never really thought about seeking it out.

And then you said this thing and now I'm totally seeing this.

It's the second most popular film by Michael "Logan's Run" Anderson!

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

NoneMoreNegative posted:


This is just immense and amazing, luckily it's in the folder as a huge 5000px version so I'm going to get a print ran off :)

Could you please upload the large version as well? I think I just got an idea for a birthday present :v:

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

System Metternich posted:

Could you please upload the large version as well? I think I just got an idea for a birthday present :v:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/51donth8p034s0b/MotW.JPG (42mb)

Should be big enough for most needs :)

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Awesome, thanks! :)

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Jefferoo posted:



Adam Sandler is the greatest sham to comedy in existence.

He's trying to pass himself off as a Master Troll here, but deep down he's a bitter, broken man. Fame chewed him up and shat him out, and now he's a hollow, dried-out turd.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Nikaer Drekin posted:

The following movie has the best tagline ever.



...yeah...


...yeah, NO poo poo

They did a good job ensuring that guys face looks like Ryan Gosling.

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

Tewratomeh posted:

He's trying to pass himself off as a Master Troll here, but deep down he's a bitter, broken man. Fame chewed him up and shat him out, and now he's a hollow, dried-out turd.

Who's richer than any of us will ever be.

I'm sure he's drowning in misery by his heated pool.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Love it, love it, love it. Thank you.

crimedog
Apr 1, 2008

Yo, dog.
You dead, dog.
"Marbles ain't sharp" is going to be my catchphrase in real life.

pookerbug
Jan 21, 2006

the vitreous humourist

Nikaer Drekin posted:

The following movie has the best tagline ever.



...yeah...


...yeah, NO poo poo

...because marbles are round, you see

...unless you crack one in half

...then the edges can be quite sharp

...but usually they are round

...and not sharp

...like the people in this poster.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

In this context "sharp" means "smart" which the people in this poster are not, because they are dumb.

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!
It's the movie version of a demotivational poster.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Ez posted:

It's the movie version of a demotivational poster.

Not funny?

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

Crackbone posted:

Who's richer than any of us will ever be.

I'm sure he's drowning in misery by his heated pool.

This is exactly like the plot of Funny People.

Except you know, with more blood disease.

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.

Tears In A Vial posted:

This is exactly like the plot of Funny People.

Except you know, with more blood disease.

I feel like Judd Apatow came up with all those ridiculous fake movies in Funny People and the whole time Sandler is thinking that they sound pretty good.

blast0rama
Aug 13, 2003

Tingly.


I've always thought a lot of Funny People was how Sandler really saw himself, and considering that didn't do so hot at the box office, he's now resigned to doing the lovely films he himself mocked - but at least he gets his pals paydays to do it.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
This is a poster for some doc that did really well at Sundance. I can't even remember what it was about but drat if this ain't a nice poster:

Terminal Entropy
Dec 26, 2012

Ryan Gosling builds an Ark to save all the impoverished children of the world as the Great Flood comes back anew due to Global Warming and Gay marriage.

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Cleretic posted:

Wouldn't that basically be a less subtle Idiocracy?

Idiocracy is a movie for smug people, there's a big difference.

edit: OK, maybe not a big difference

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

That, and it makes a joke and then explains it

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Pick of the C's


Yup, this wouldn't sell on a poster these days :o: Great film, though.


More nice painted artwork (Fuckin' sharks!)


City of lost combs, more like.

Click to big, as per usual

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Pick of the C's


Yup, this wouldn't sell on a poster these days :o: Great film, though.

The guy with the wolf coming out of his mouth is used as the image on all the UK BD and DVD releases including the steelbook. Obviously it's selling to somebody.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Jedit posted:

The guy with the wolf coming out of his mouth is used as the image on all the UK BD and DVD releases including the steelbook. Obviously it's selling to somebody.

Because it's awesome. I've never seen the film but that image is instantly recognisable.

Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.
Came up in conversation recently... these are two of my favorite taglines ever. Apologies for the small images, they were the best I could find.





Not a bad movie either.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Robert Denby posted:

Came up in conversation recently... these are two of my favorite taglines ever. Apologies for the small images, they were the best I could find.





Not a bad movie either.

Never has a brown-gray gradient told so much about a movie. And I'm not being facetious.

joedevola
Sep 11, 2004

worst song, played on ugliest guitar

Robert Denby posted:

Came up in conversation recently... these are two of my favorite taglines ever.

I'll get back to you when I finish reading it...

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Paper Jam Dipper posted:

They did a good job ensuring that guys face looks like Ryan Gosling.

I think you mean "a bad job" because if anything he looks like Edward Furlong.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




I'm seeing Chris Evans from back in his Fantastic Four days.

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




One night a year, all crime is legal

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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Canned Panda posted:

One night a year, all crime is legal



I'm reminded of that one episode of Powerpuff Girls where Princess became the Mayor of Townsville.

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